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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:32 pm

Okay everyone! I'm officilly withdrawing my candidacy and endorse Kaalmi's campaign instead!

To all my supporters, I'm forever grateful, but sadly we didn't make it. I choose to vote for the candidate I see as best (now that I'm out of the race), but it's up to you all to decide for yourself who you'll vote for instead.

Once again, thank you very much. And I'm sorry.


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Honoured citizens of NationStates! Fellow nations!

I remember a time, when wars were honourable. I remember a time, when there still was glory in invading and defending. The good old days. Not as it is today, when raiders attack only to destroy, to wipe out the regional history that are the RMB:s, to defecate on the WFE:s, and murderously ban and eject innocent Natives. No. That has to end.

I used to be a mercenary, and I've done some raiding. I admit it, and I won't hide it. However, I lost the taste for it when what once was a gentlemen's game became dirty and corrupt. Barbaric even. So I quit. But I still remember the old days. And the old ways.

I remember a time, when raiders attacked worthy opponents in their own size, instead of targeting small, weak regions.

I remember a time, when it was a real fight between invaders and defenders, on equal terms. No curb stomp battles or slaughter, but a proper competition over regional power.

I remember a time, when the sole goal of a raid was to topple the old leadership, maybe mess around a little on the RMB, and then politely leave. The vandalization of regional content wasn't around during the old days as it unfourtunately is today.

The old days, and the old ways. I remember them. I'm sure many of you do too. To those of you don't, I say this: Wouldn't this responsible way to raid be something good, something better than what we have today, something to strive for?

I believe it is. Responsible raiding is my vision, my dream, and I hope to make it true. How, I admit I do not yet know, but I promise you this: We will find a way, together. Together, we can make NationStates cute again.

What we need to do in order to establish responsible raiding is also to crack down on those offenders who can't behave (such as DEN and the former Black Riders). And I mean harder than today. Not just a condemnation, but a permanent DOS. However, law abiding raiders, according to my proposal, would still be allowed to operate as long as they follow the rules of raiding.

Legalize it, regulate it strictly, and enforce the law.

For a cuter NationStates, where roleplayers and gameplayers can co-exist. Also, everyone who votes for me gets a free ezo momonga! Surely an ezo momonga is more desirable than the kittens or waterslides that other candidates try to bribe you with.

But don't take just my word for it! Here's what Lamoni, II Roleplay Mentor, has to say:
Hello Nationstates,

It is with great pleasure and honor that I throw my full political support behind Barapam, who is in the running for the position of WA Secretary General.

Barapam is willing and able to return NS to a time when even the Raiders were more respectful, and took on opponents of their own size, instead of ganging up on small and founder less regions that cannot defend themselves.

Barapam's plan begins by making examples of the worst of the modern, spineless type of raiders (DEN, and former TBR members). With this accomplished, the long-neglected rules of raiding would be restored to their old puissance, via new, stricter punishments for violators of those rules, up to and including DOS on the NS website!

Barapam wishes to become the WA Secretary General, and I cannot think of anyone more suited for the job.

Elections are currently underway, and we deserve a say in who runs the WA. Vote for Barapan! Vote for anime, and a tough stance on raiders! Make Nationstates cute again!

Vote Barapam. A vote for Barapam is a vote for you!


Thank you for reading, and may Violet bless NationStates!

Barapam - For a Cuter NationStates!

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Postby Lamoni » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:43 pm

VOTE BARAPAM 2016! :bow:
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:46 pm

Lamoni wrote:VOTE BARAPAM 2016! :bow:

Thank you for your vote, dear citizen! Together we can make the multiverses of NationStates a better place.
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:44 pm

Currently Caelapes is leading the polls. Surely we, the good people of NationStates, can't allow a communist to win and lead the World Assembly?

I sure can't.

Stay tuned, as I'm shortly about to give you my thoughts on raiding, and more specifically what I would like to call "responsible raiding".
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:18 pm

It all comes down to this
Take upper hands to every kiss
I’ll make it right, I’ll show the way
I’ll take your fight, I’ll save the day

Put your mark right by my name
Rise and shine and rise again
You know I’m everywhere
Take a round, you know I’m there

No one but me can save the nation
Charge out your occupations
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But no one but me can save the nation
Charge out your expectation
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But no one but me can save the nation

So put your mark right by my name
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You know I’m everywhere
Turn around, you know I’m there

Charge out your occupations
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But no one but me can save the nation
Charge out your expectation
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But no one but me can save the nation

A vote for me is a vote for you
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No one but me can save the nation

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Charge out your expectation
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But no one but me can save the nation

All the kids need motivation
You do need my dictation
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A vote for me is a vote for you
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No one but me can save the nation

A vote for me is a vote for you
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Postby Apiatica » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:28 pm

Interesting thoughts on raiding. You're definitely my second choice if Herp a Derp doesn't make it to the next stage of voting.
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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:30 pm

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RESPONSIBLE RAIDING.

ALL RAIDING IS EVIL. THEY TAKE OUR JOBS. THEY TAKE OUR HOMES. THEY TAKE OUR VERY BEING.

ALL RAIDING MUST BE OUTLAWED.

EDWARD RUMP WILL OUTLAW ALL RAIDING.
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Postby The Free Rational City of Rapture » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:31 pm

There is no such thing as “responsible" raiding, there is only irresponsible raider scum!
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Postby Apiatica » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:31 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RESPONSIBLE RAIDING.

ALL RAIDING IS EVIL. THEY TAKE OUR JOBS. THEY TAKE OUR HOMES. THEY TAKE OUR VERY BEING.

ALL RAIDING MUST BE OUTLAWED.

EDWARD RUMP WILL OUTLAW ALL RAIDING.


Will you quit spamming or, at a minimum, NOT talk in all caps?
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:37 pm

Apiatica wrote:Interesting thoughts on raiding. You're definitely my second choice if Herp a Derp doesn't make it to the next stage of voting.

Thank you! I appreciate that.

The rest of you, I 'll try to answer you tomorrow as it's very late now (1:35), but I do believe that I have explained well above what I mean with responsible raiding.

In the end, it is of course up to you voters to decide.
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:04 pm

What we need to do in order to establish responsible raiding is also to crack down on those offenders who can't behave (such as DEN and the former Black Riders). And I mean harder than today. Not just a condemnation, but a permanent DOS. However, law abiding raiders, according to my proposal, would still be allowed to operate as long as they follow the rules of raiding.

Legalize it, regulate it strictly, and enforce the law.

For a cuter NationStates, where roleplayers and gameplayers can co-exist.
"nah man the path to true freedom is tsarist national bolshevik posadist monarchism with Japanese influence as is practised in Barapam." - Vladilan

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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:03 am

Other candidates have tried to buy your votes with kittens, silly waterslides, and even populistic anti-immigration propaganda! But I ask you: What can be more desirable than an ezo momonga?

So cute!
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Vote for me, and I'll give you all an ezo momonga to love and cherise. How could you refuse?
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:35 am

If you vote for Equestria,you vote for bongos and reform
I'm a living shitpost.

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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:40 am

Equestria and Griffon wrote:If you vote for Equestria,you vote for bongos and reform

Wich is exactly what I offer, the only difference is that I do it in a cuter way.

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How can you vote no to that face?
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Postby The Bavaria States » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:47 am

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How can you vote no to him? Look how adorable!
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:51 am

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How can you vote to him? Look how adorable!

NationStates can't be cute again under a tyrant, and I'm grateful for everyone who has realized that and voted for me.
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:31 am

Come on now! 30 minutes left! Run to the voting booth, and remeber the right choice: Barapam!

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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:33 am

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Vote Applebania, for totalitarian oppression!

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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:40 am

Applebania wrote:(Image)

Vote Applebania, for totalitarian oppression!

You hipocrite! I've read your dispatch, you're promoting anime too!

Don't vote for Applebania, people, he lies to you now, and he will continue to do so if he wins.
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Postby Applebania » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:45 am

Barapam wrote:
Applebania wrote:(Image)

Vote Applebania, for totalitarian oppression!

You hipocrite! I've read your dispatch, you're promoting anime too!

Don't vote for Applebania, people, he lies to you now, and he will continue to do so if he wins.

Well of course I'm lying out of my arse! I'm an aspiring totalitarian dictator!

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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:49 am

Applebania wrote:
Barapam wrote:You hipocrite! I've read your dispatch, you're promoting anime too!

Don't vote for Applebania, people, he lies to you now, and he will continue to do so if he wins.

Well of course I'm lying out of my arse! I'm an aspiring totalitarian dictator!

My point exactly.
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:04 am

The second round is on! Go out and vote, people.
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Postby Barapam » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:34 am

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Postby Touhou » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:44 am

Do you want cute anime but not want to be associated with Iwaku's supposed "Responsible Raiding?" I do! That's why Reimu, Marisa, and the rest of the denizens of Gensokyou vote for Fiermont. Not only do you get pancakes, but someone who also loves anime. Do it. You know you want to. If you don't, I'll sic Cirno on you :3

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Postby The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:44 am

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RUMP IS BUILDING THE WALL TO SEAL OFF ALL ANIME INVADERS
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