For silliness!

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:51 pm

We have teamed up with Feirmont to serve silly breakfast!

#sillybreakfast

by **Wolfenias New Factbooks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:53 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Barapam wrote:I can do sillier! Vote Barapam!

Do you have a plan to give everyone on NS a free jester hat and a free chicken costume?

Give everyone a pet bunny in a duck costume?

Any opinion on worldwide water slides?

If elected, all of this will happen!

Everyone here gets a jester hat!

Even you, my silly opponent.

Are you going to fix the problem of class sizes in school being too big? Wolfenias New Factbooks will. The new size will be 3'x2'6"

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:56 pm

Wolfenias New Factbooks wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Do you have a plan to give everyone on NS a free jester hat and a free chicken costume?

Give everyone a pet bunny in a duck costume?

Any opinion on worldwide water slides?

If elected, all of this will happen!

Everyone here gets a jester hat!

Even you, my silly opponent.

Are you going to fix the problem of class sizes in school being too big? Wolfenias New Factbooks will. The new size will be 3'x2'6"

We will decrease class sizes and give every student a Judy Hopps plush!

by **Wolfenias New Factbooks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 7:59 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Wolfenias New Factbooks wrote:
Are you going to fix the problem of class sizes in school being too big? Wolfenias New Factbooks will. The new size will be 3'x2'6"

We will decrease class sizes and give every student a Judy Hopps plush!

But when I'm secretary, all computers will have one byte for every bit. Hopefully, bits are eatable.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:03 pm

Wolfenias New Factbooks wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
We will decrease class sizes and give every student a Judy Hopps plush!

But when I'm secretary, all computers will have one byte for every bit. Hopefully, bits are eatable.

But you don't have a plan with waterslides.

Or silly costumes.

Mine does.

#MakeNSweirdagain

Also, we are open to teaming up with The Salaxalans for #Sillypotatobreakfast

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:20 am

Potato breakfast is best breakfast.

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:25 am

Bongos are amazing.

Reform,better.

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by **The Greater German Federal Republic** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:26 am

THE TRUTH ABOUT CAELAPES EXPOSED

R U M P

MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN!

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:27 am

Dump the Rump, for the future should be even sillier!

by **Barapam** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:37 am

by **Vaniri** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:42 am

Barapam wrote:(Image)

No Raiding is Better!
[Herp Please get back in the race]

by **The Greater German Federal Republic** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:42 am

by **Vaniri** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:44 am

The Greater German Federal Republic wrote:([url=http://s23.postimg.org/sdnjvz4p7/RUMPad1.jpg]Image)[/url]

Rump is a Xenophobe and Mod puppet No thank you

by **The Greater German Federal Republic** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:48 am

by **Barapam** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:48 am

Vaniri wrote:
The Greater German Federal Republic wrote:([url=http://s23.postimg.org/sdnjvz4p7/RUMPad1.jpg]Image)[/url]

Rump is a Xenophobe and Mod puppet No thank you

Agreed, dump the Rump!

However, since raiding can't effectively be banned, it would be better to impose rules for raiding.

by **Moravianda** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:50 am

The Greater German Federal Republic wrote:THE TRUTH ABOUT CAELAPES EXPOSED

R U M P

MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN!

Gtfo pls

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:46 am

Even though all those campaign drones are all being very silly, it is my opinion they're just not silly enough. Only our candidate has what it takes to bring the true silly back to NationStates.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:41 am

We have re entered the race!

by **Lindt-Kinder** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:43 am

THE CHOCOLATE PLATFORM: SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE.

1. Chocolate for every nation - that's right, every nation in the World Assembly will be guaranteed enough chocolate for every citizen in their nation. Why? Eating chocolate comes with many health benefits, both physical and mental. A simple equation to follow: the more chocolate, the better. Just be sure to brush your teeth!
2. Commendation for Absolutely Nothing - with the current system, it takes a lot of hard work to get a commendation. Nations who earn it are all-powerful, looming members of the WA with a lot of support. They're often involved in raiding scandals, or have authored innumerable WA proposals to earn their badge of Commendation. As Secretary General, I will introduce Commendations for Absolutely Nothing, so everyone can be Commended! This promotes equality and respect among nations.
3. More freedoms - member nations of the WA will have an easier time being heard. My new WA setup will make every individual vote count on proposals, make it easier to discuss, edit and repeal proposals and create a more free Nationstates for all.

LINDT-KINDER WANTS YOUR VOTE FOR A CHOCOLATE WORLD ASSEMBLY!

by **The Greater German Federal Republic** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:43 am

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:48 am

Just look at that. Somebody is trying his best to be all the wehraboo a wehraboo possibly can be, which means he is going to unconditionally surrender before this election is over.

by **Touhou** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:53 am

by **Hurdegaryp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:19 am

Always a good way to let those inhibitions go.

by **Mitjevalia** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:44 am

Vote Dee the Manatee
Vote direct democracy
Sponsored by Mitjevalia
Just take deep breaths. It's all right.

Burn (almost) everything down and start from zero in five easy steps!

1st step. Direct Democracy. Let's do as Ancient Greeks and establish a direct democracy, where one citizen (or in our case, one nation) means one direct vote. That means we must remove all regional delegates.

2nd step. Direct Assembly. The Security Council is useless and a waste of time. Let's put a Direct Assembly in its place where every member nation can propose resolutions. Every resolution would be discussed in the forums, and voted in the Direct Assembly for approval or dismissal with a public, non-secret poll operating by majority rule.

3rd step. General Assembly. Once a resolution is approved in the Direct Assembly it passes to the General Assembly to be voted by all member countries. No major changes in this area.

4th step. Directorial Republic. Let's establish a college of several people –say, for example, seven– who jointly exercise administrative powers or, in other words, who take care of the well functioning of the World Assembly Chambers and forums.

5th step. Long Live King Max. Let's enthrone Max Barry as King-Emperor of the commonwealth that is NationStates. Just for the lulz, and because he's the creator of all this mess. Let the title to be honorary, though; we want as much democracy as we can get.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:14 pm

We need a silly leader in NS!

For silliness!

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