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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:18 pm

Have you ever wanted waterslides everywhere?

Do you want everything to be legal?

Do you want Silliness on a global scale?

Then vote for me!

#MakeNSweirdagain

#Asillyfutureforallofus

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Lockdownn
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Postby Lockdownn » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:20 pm

+1 no vote

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The Empire of Argentina
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Postby The Empire of Argentina » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:22 pm

Lol no,, I don't want sillyness. You should come by our region
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Hurdegaryp
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:37 pm

Wait a second, ladies, gentlemen and assorted household products! This may very well be the perfect candidate, since this entity features characteristics similar to the very nature of NationStates. We should all join together and give Derpaherp the most unexpected landslide victory in the history of landslide victories!
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:43 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:Wait a second, ladies, gentlemen and assorted household products! This may very well be the perfect candidate, since this entity features characteristics similar to the very nature of NationStates. We should all join together and give Derpaherp the most unexpected landslide victory in the history of landslide victories!


:hug:

And together, we will build the largest waterslide network of all time!

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Hurdegaryp
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:48 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Wait a second, ladies, gentlemen and assorted household products! This may very well be the perfect candidate, since this entity features characteristics similar to the very nature of NationStates. We should all join together and give Derpaherp the most unexpected landslide victory in the history of landslide victories!

:hug:

And together, we will build the largest waterslide network of all time!

Now that's dedication, people!
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:51 pm

I can do sillier! Vote Barapam! :hug:
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Vaniri
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Postby Vaniri » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:54 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Wait a second, ladies, gentlemen and assorted household products! This may very well be the perfect candidate, since this entity features characteristics similar to the very nature of NationStates. We should all join together and give Derpaherp the most unexpected landslide victory in the history of landslide victories!


:hug:

And together, we will build the largest waterslide network of all time!

May Security-General Herp Lead us to a sillier better future!

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:56 pm

Barapam wrote:I can do sillier! Vote Barapam! :hug:

Do you have a plan to give everyone on NS a free jester hat and a free chicken costume?

Give everyone a pet bunny in a duck costume?

Any opinion on worldwide water slides?

If elected, all of this will happen!

Everyone here gets a jester hat!

Even you, my silly opponent. :hug:

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Unnamedland
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Postby Unnamedland » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:57 pm

I vote for Derp Herp!
Silliness 2016!
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Oligarchic Systemic Republic
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Postby Oligarchic Systemic Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:59 pm

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One of the many problems we face is raiding of regions. If I am elected Secretary General, I shall make progress towards the end of unfair raiding, as raiding is one of the many things that makes the world great, but regions that do it illegally must be stopped.

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:59 pm

Vaniri wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
:hug:

And together, we will build the largest waterslide network of all time!

May Security-General Herp Lead us to a sillier better future!


My friend, I have seen the future and it is silly! It is hopeful! It is one where water slides rule!

It has chicken costumes and jester hats!

But most of all, it is happy. :hug:

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Leppikania
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Postby Leppikania » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:01 pm

You have my vote… and the votes of all 12 of my puppets.
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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:04 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Barapam wrote:I can do sillier! Vote Barapam! :hug:

Do you have a plan to give everyone on NS a free jester hat and a free chicken costume?

Give everyone a pet bunny in a duck costume?

Any opinion on worldwide water slides?

If elected, all of this will happen!

Everyone here gets a jester hat!

Even you, my silly opponent. :hug:

All that and vuvuzelas! Vuvuzelas for everyone!
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:07 pm

Leppikania wrote:You have my vote… and the votes of all 12 of my puppets.


Thank you.

*gives you jester hat with the words Herp 2016 on it*

Barapam wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Do you have a plan to give everyone on NS a free jester hat and a free chicken costume?

Give everyone a pet bunny in a duck costume?

Any opinion on worldwide water slides?

If elected, all of this will happen!

Everyone here gets a jester hat!

Even you, my silly opponent. :hug:

All that and vuvuzelas! Vuvuzelas for everyone!


Oh yeah?

Well we have Vuvuzelas and party horns and truck horns!

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Vaniri
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Postby Vaniri » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:10 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Leppikania wrote:You have my vote… and the votes of all 12 of my puppets.


Thank you.

*gives you jester hat with the words Herp 2016 on it*

Barapam wrote:All that and vuvuzelas! Vuvuzelas for everyone!


Oh yeah?

Well we have Vuvuzelas and party horns and truck horns!

Dont forget The Wabajacks Cant forget the WABAJACK!

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Floor 448
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Postby Floor 448 » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:10 pm

Barapam wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Do you have a plan to give everyone on NS a free jester hat and a free chicken costume?

Give everyone a pet bunny in a duck costume?

Any opinion on worldwide water slides?

If elected, all of this will happen!

Everyone here gets a jester hat!

Even you, my silly opponent. :hug:

All that and vuvuzelas! Vuvuzelas for everyone!

Now you've basically ruined your chances by saying that. I don't want to hear vuvuzelas from every nation.
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:11 pm

Vaniri wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Thank you.

*gives you jester hat with the words Herp 2016 on it*



Oh yeah?

Well we have Vuvuzelas and party horns and truck horns!

Dont forget The Wabajacks Cant forget the WABAJACK!


Yes! Wabajacks for all!

And water guns, and inflatable ballena costumes!

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Barapam
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Postby Barapam » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:12 pm

Floor 448 wrote:
Barapam wrote:All that and vuvuzelas! Vuvuzelas for everyone!

Now you've basically ruined your chances by saying that. I don't want to hear vuvuzelas from every nation.

And earplugs of course! I don't want to be the cause for loss of hearing. :)
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Lipnitia
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Postby Lipnitia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:15 pm

Barapam wrote:I can do sillier! Vote Barapam! :hug:

Pah! Vote Lipnitia.
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Vaniri
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Postby Vaniri » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:16 pm

Lipnitia wrote:
Barapam wrote:I can do sillier! Vote Barapam! :hug:

Pah! Vote Lipnitia.

Dont be an Xenophobe! VOTE HERP!

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Jutomi
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Postby Jutomi » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:17 pm

To be honest, Herp(also hi this is the same person who set you up on a date with that other guy as a prank and you dumped water balloons all over that nation's leader),
if I wasn't voting for The Salaxalans I'd vote for you.

But there are two reasons why I and my other nations didn't.

1. The main reason was because they had extremely superb kindness, ecology, compassion, happiness, and integrity.
2. I found out later, they're giving every nation a free potato. I mean, come on, that's a bargain right there.

oh, and Neiwecemkeie(yeah that guy) voted for some dank nation with an epic face.
(I'd make them do Rump but frankly they have enough votes)
Edit: Forgot to mention, I'm voting for you as Neiwecemkeie :p
Edit2: blEH? Error?
Ok woops sorry Herp. ):
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:19 pm

Barapam wrote:
Floor 448 wrote:Now you've basically ruined your chances by saying that. I don't want to hear vuvuzelas from every nation.

And earplugs of course! I don't want to be the cause for loss of hearing. :)


No one wants to cause anyone loss of hearing.

That's why I'm including both earplugs and Safety Headphones for those who don't like earplugs!

Jutomi wrote:To be honest, Herp(also hi this is the same person who set you up on a date with that other guy as a prank and you dumped water balloons all over that nation's leader),
if I wasn't voting for The Salaxalans I'd vote for you.

But there are two reasons why I and my other nations didn't.

1. The main reason was because they had extremely superb kindness, ecology, compassion, happiness, and integrity.
2. I found out later, they're giving every nation a free potato. I mean, come on, that's a bargain right there.

oh, and Neiwecemkeie(yeah that guy) voted for some dank nation with an epic face.
(I'd make them do Rump but frankly they have enough votes)


But think of it.

Waterslides everywhere! Thats way better than a potato.
:hug:

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:47 pm

*gives everyone a jester hat*

We will make #Asillyfutureforallofus!

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Vaniri
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Postby Vaniri » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:53 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:*gives everyone a jester hat*

We will make #Asillyfutureforallofus!

For Silliness Happiness and Waterslides!

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