NationStates

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:01 pm**

Look, Nationstates has a problem. Illegal regional immigration. I'm not saying all invaders are terrible people, but I am saying most of them are multis. Sure, some guys coming into your region, they might be decent. But most of them are griefers. You know what I mean? Raiders crash our communities. They ruin our home regions. They have no respect for anyone's rules. Raiders just barge in and trash the place. It's terrible. It's just terrible. They keep saying raiding is good for Nationstates. Who believes that? Nothing good has come from it! Nothing at all! Look, this is a serious problem. It's a problem that needs a real fix.

What's the current World Assembly leadership doing about it? You know what? Nothing! They're a bunch of liberal clowns. The World Assembly doesn't have the guts to make the hard decisions. This is a problem that needs a real fix. All the World Assembly does is talk! What'd they do when raiding radicals attacked Portugal? When they attacked Atlantis? Or how about St Abbaddon? I'll tell you what they did. They did nothing! The World Assembly did an absolutely horrible job. The World Assembly should be ashamed of itself. Liberation proposals? As if that's going to fix anything! Every day raiders attack more regions. Those losers in the World Assembly aren't stopping it. It's terrible. Raiders have been caught with WMDs. Look, they're using these things, right? People can't defend against it. The World Assembly needs to do its job and stop this.

So how will I stop it? I get asked that a lot. By a lot of people. It's really simple. We need to stop the immigration into regions. It's easy. We know their strongholds. We need to keep them in their regions. They can't get to our regions then. You know what I mean? We need a wall to keep them out of decent regions. It's expensive? Programmers aren't cheap? You know, we shouldn't be the ones paying for it. Invaders have been coming into our regions. You know? It's time they paid for it. We stop them from coming to our regions. That stops their attacks. Easy, right? They pay for it. We benefit. You know what I mean? What if they don't want to pay for it? A lot of people ask me that. Look, they're not going to want to, they're raiders. But I say we take the fight to them. Take out their delegates. Take out their founders. See how much they want to attack us then! We should take all of them out. Take out their regions I mean. Take out their friends' regions too. Make them think twice before attacking our regions. It's easy. Take out the source of the problem, you know?

Vote for me and I will make Nationstates great again!

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Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:03 pm**

Make the World Assembly great again! Edward Rump ftw

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:05 pm**

Let's go Rump. You crush those regional immigrants.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:06 pm**

And establish walls between regions! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:07 pm**

Your hair won my vote Rump.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:07 pm**

IT'S ABOUT DAGGUM TIME that we get serious against these Invader Scum! :bow:

MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:10 pm**

I'm sorry, but I hate invaders too.
MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN! RUMP FOR PRESIDEN- SECRETARY-GENERAL!

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:11 pm**

Yeah! Make NationStates Great Again!!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:11 pm**

Edward Rump wrote:([url=http://i.imgur.com/8OLOCoD.png]Image)[/url]
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Look, Nationstates has a problem. Illegal regional immigration. I'm not saying all invaders are terrible people, but I am saying most of them are multis. Sure, some guys coming into your region, they might be decent. But most of them are griefers. You know what I mean? Raiders crash our communities. They ruin our home regions. They have no respect for anyone's rules. Raiders just barge in and trash the place. It's terrible. It's just terrible. They keep saying raiding is good for Nationstates. Who believes that? Nothing good has come from it! Nothing at all! Look, this is a serious problem. It's a problem that needs a real fix.

What's the current World Assembly leadership doing about it? You know what? Nothing! They're a bunch of liberal clowns. The World Assembly doesn't have the guts to make the hard decisions. This is a problem that needs a real fix. All the World Assembly does is talk! What'd they do when raiding radicals attacked Portugal? When they attacked Atlantis? Or how about St Abbaddon? I'll tell you what they did. They did nothing! The World Assembly did an absolutely horrible job. The World Assembly should be ashamed of itself. Liberation proposals? As if that's going to fix anything! Every day raiders attack more regions. Those losers in the World Assembly aren't stopping it. It's terrible. Raiders have been caught with WMDs. Look, they're using these things, right? People can't defend against it. The World Assembly needs to do its job and stop this.

So how will I stop it? I get asked that a lot. By a lot of people. It's really simple. We need to stop the immigration into regions. It's easy. We know their strongholds. We need to keep them in their regions. They can't get to our regions then. You know what I mean? We need a wall to keep them out of decent regions. It's expensive? Programmers aren't cheap? You know, we shouldn't be the ones paying for it. Invaders have been coming into our regions. You know? It's time they paid for it. We stop them from coming to our regions. That stops their attacks. Easy, right? They pay for it. We benefit. You know what I mean? What if they don't want to pay for it? A lot of people ask me that. Look, they're not going to want to, they're raiders. But I say we take the fight to them. Take out their delegates. Take out their founders. See how much they want to attack us then! We should take all of them out. Take out their regions I mean. Take out their friends' regions too. Make them think twice before attacking our regions. It's easy. Take out the source of the problem, you know?

Vote for me and I will make Nationstates great again!

Express your support below!

The WA doesn't have a General Secretary.....it never has and probably never will.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:12 pm**

Byzanthia wrote:The WA doesn't have a General Secretary.....it never has and probably never will.

Odd... we're voting for that right now.

Ballotonia

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:13 pm**

I'm voting Rump. This is hilarious.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:14 pm**

This, this has made my day. Has got my vote for the lols.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:15 pm**

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:15 pm**

Rump plz.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:16 pm**

Look ok, we're losing too much to regional invaders. We're losing on trade, the economy, the military. I'm giving my vote for Edward Rump.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:16 pm**

"You build that wall, I'm going to put you through that fucking wall" -Violent Protester

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:16 pm**

Actually Rump.

If you can prove that your father was not an Orangutan, you've got my vote.

(Plz no sue my nation)

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm**

Lockdownn wrote:"You build that wall, I'm going to put you through that fucking wall" -Violent Protester

The Secret Service has deported these illegal immigrants.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm**

I personally experienced pain and suffering at the hands of minor Raiders. They invaded my Region while I was burying my dead and kicked everyone out. An intervention spared us, but it left scars I will always carry.

Edward Rump is my candidate because he cares about people like me. He cares about destroying Radiers and Invasions, and he will be the start of protecting the National Sovereignty of nations under the yoke of the Devil's Congregate.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm**

Anyone but Hillary Anders

MNSGA (Make NationStates Great Again)

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm**

UIJ wrote:I'm voting Rump. This is hilarious.

Yeah me too, although I'm actually a Bernie Sanders supporter IRL

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:18 pm**

#rump2016

Make NationStates great again!!
Great Wall of NationStates!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:18 pm**

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Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:19 pm**

The raiders are bringing drugs, crime, they're rapists. We need to make NationStates great again. That's why I'm voting for Edward Rump. All these other candidates are controlled by their lobbyists, their donors. Rump is self-funding his campaign.

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:19 pm**

Official Communiqué on the behalf of the Byzanthian Federal Government

"Ex nihilo ad sidera - From nothing to the stars"

From: Federal Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To: Edward Rump

Subject: 2016 WA Election

Dear Mr. Rump and all WA candidates,

The Federal Senate of Byzanthia does not agree with your standpoints. Should the WA decide to elect Secretary-General, this will infringe with our nation's government and right to rule. As a member of the United Coalition of Nation States, we urge you to rethink your decision on the matter. This will also effect the legislative power of the Regional Assembly of the UCNS, and might have grim consequences for the region. While Byzanthia knows firsthand how bad the raiders can be (they raided the UCNS three time in the past year), and would like it very much if they would stop doing whatever they are doing, your plan sounds a bit too headstrong.

Signed by:

- His Excellency, Prime Minister Charles Burgardt
- The Honorable Christoph Schroeter, Minister-President
- Oskar Warner, Minister of Foreign Affairs