Make NationStates Great Again

[Barney Sandaha]

I am not here to spam - I am here to get you all to understand what we really all need: our fauna and flora. We need to go back and understand that before we decide to attack raiders and the like. Join us! Read more here [/size]

VOTE GREAT WARRIOR RIVERS!!!![/align]

[TURTLESHROOM II]

In the course of this campaign, I have learned that I am a bona fide crapposter.

[GreatestBanks]

In the course of this campaign, I have learned that I am a bona fide crapposter.

Ditto

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Banks, I have learned why your NS-Ball is always derp-ed over. It's fitting.

TurtleShroom-ball excites himself by watching CORN-hub.

[Barapam]

It was you Rumpists who instigated it first, and made it "okay". I'll stop if you stop.

"no u"

I'm not doing shit lad, all I ask is to not have to endure any more weeb shit itt

All right, I'll stop with the pic spam, but tell your mates to stay away from my thread as well then.

[Lindt-Kinder]

Bigtime candidates will do anything for votes. Lindt-Kinder is different: I refuse to puppetwank, my platform is clearly arranged and informative, and I have chocolate. Support me to support chocolate.

THE CHOCOLATE PLATFORM: SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE.

The World Assemby. When you hear those words, you don't think chocolate. But all that will be changed if I'm elected WA Secretary General. For too long, we have been governed by anti-chocolate advocates. It is time to strike back and fight for what we deserve: chocolate. It's been proven time and time again that chocolate, our deepest, most commonly found craving, has health benefits, both physical and mental. Yet we've been denied our chocolate bliss by the WA. The only way to get it is simply by VOTING FOR ME.

There's a chocolate revolution you need to be part of. Vote for Lindt-Kinder now.

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✔️ A new and improved Security Council. The current Security Council has only three possible resolution types: condemn, commend, and liberate. My reforms will improve the overall layout, setup and operation. Firstly, I would allow nations to suggest new resolution types so we'd have a broader set of options than the current three. It takes a lot of work to earn a Commendation, with time and energy involved that most NS'ers simply don't have. My Commendation for Absolutely Nothing (CAN) system will allow everyone to gain a Commendation without being involved with a regional coup, raider scandal or authoring innumerable GA resolutions. Condemned nations will be able to directly repeal the resolution that targets them. Regions that have been liberated to let raiders invade will have the authority to reset their password if they wish. This gives an final line of defense for locked regions threatened by liberation proposals, promoting a safer NationStates.
✔️ Discuss GA and SC proposals that are at vote. I'll restructure the World Assembly to allow you to make real-time comments that people can view as they vote for or against proposals. You'll be able to post suggestions & edits, reviews, explanations and interact with other players. Reading through long proposals can be time-consuming and highly confusing, and it's my goal to improve the World Assembly experience.
✔️ A real buying and trading system. You heard me right - I pledge to introduce an actual system that allows you to sell goods your nation produces and buy others. By answering issues, your nation will produce various goods, including crops, technology, clothes, and furniture. You can offer the goods in a new forum and purchase others that you can use or resell. No more confusing, text-based trading.
✔️ More interactive April Fools' pranks. Instead of prank images, a new forum, a fake election, I'll ensure that every April 1st, NationStates is swept with the most convincing pranks and jokes.

Make the WA chocolatey again. Vote for Lindt-Kinder now!

[TURTLESHROOM II]

GUYS

EDWARD RUMP IS BACK ON THE TICKER AGAIN, AT THE END

THE RUMP IS NOT YET FULLY BUMPED

[GreatestBanks]

GUYS

EDWARD RUMP IS BACK ON THE TICKER AGAIN, AT THE END

THE RUMP IS NOT YET FULLY BUMPED

DONT GIVE UP HOPE!

[Legatia]

BROTHERS!

EDWARD RUMP HAS BEEN STUMPED!

HIS CAMPAIGN IS AT AN END, THE EFFORT WASTED, BUT YOUR VOTE NEED NOT SUFFER THE SAME FATE!

VOTE FOR IDI AMIN 2016!

[Thedna]

[United Democracy of Scientists]

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Oh, do we have another remnant? Out!

[GreatestBanks]

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Oh, do we have another remnant? Out!

Get the Rump train back on!

[The Stalker]

Rump is just a one of the two game defaults, voting for him is a wasted vote!

Vote for the Mad King of Hell! A say, a virgin, and all the entrails you can eat!

[Legatia]

[Conservative Republic Of Huang]

You know how Rump says the raiders have puppets? You know, you need 700 million people to vote. Not enough time has passed for a new puppet to attain that.

[The Olog-Hai]

You know how Rump says the raiders have puppets? You know, you need 700 million people to vote. Not enough time has passed for a new puppet to attain that.

It's only 30, I'm pretty sure.
And they have their ancient puppets they use for raiding. Their 100 of em

[Tim-Opolis]

Fellow Delegates, we have seen that the Rump is Stumped, and now we can keep growing. How will we grow you ask? Why, like Potatoes, strong and true. So join us, and #MakeNationstatesPotatoAgain

[GreatestBanks]

The Rump cannot be stumped!

WE ARE STILL AT THE LINE,albeit the back of it
RUMP 2016!
MAKE NS GREAT AGAIN!

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Or you could vote for me and make sure NationStates remains Free and Fun forever! Vote Logically! Vote Conservative Conservative! Vote for Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley!

"Don't be a perv, vote Conserv!"
-Probably not Batman

[Lindt-Kinder]

[GreatestBanks]

Or you could vote for me and make sure NationStates remains Free and Fun forever! Vote Logically! Vote Conservative Conservative! Vote for Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley!

"Don't be a perv, vote Conserv!"
-Probably not Batman

But there's a problem in both of our campaigns that I just realized
1. NationStates never was great
2. NationStates never was free and fun
;S

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Or you could vote for me and make sure NationStates remains Free and Fun forever! Vote Logically! Vote Conservative Conservative! Vote for Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley!

"Don't be a perv, vote Conserv!"
-Probably not Batman

But there's a problem in both of our campaigns that I just realized
1. NationStates never was great
2. NationStates never was free and fun
;S

It is free is you don't pay for the addblocking thing, and fun is a state of mind, so technically yes, yes it was. As for great....well....it depends on your point of view.

Long story short, vote for me anyways.

[Barney Sandaha]

The Great Warrior Rivers

Brining Politics Back to the Grassroots

Greetings, fellow plantae and animalia!

In this great website of NationStates, it is always the low-lying foliage that never gets it shot at the sunlight. Now it is time for grassroots support to get us back to the basics of a healthy and well-trimmed economy! Read more here

VOTE GREAT WARRIOR RIVERS!!!!

[GreatestBanks]

But there's a problem in both of our campaigns that I just realized
1. NationStates never was great
2. NationStates never was free and fun
;S

It is free is you don't pay for the addblocking thing, and fun is a state of mind, so technically yes, yes it was. As for great....well....it depends on your point of view.

Long story short, vote for me anyways.

Free as in we had freedom.

[Kazirstan]

It is free is you don't pay for the addblocking thing, and fun is a state of mind, so technically yes, yes it was. As for great....well....it depends on your point of view.

Long story short, vote for me anyways.

Free as in we had freedom.

And once Comrade Caelapes is elected General Secretary, you will have even more freedom. Communism is the ultimate freedom, a stateless, classless, moneyless society where the workers control their own destinies!