Make NationStates Great Again

by **Chadacian** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:04 pm

Edward Rump is an establishment candidate.

by **Hurdegaryp** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:04 pm

Edward Rump wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Edward Rump: Any comment about the recent surge of alleged pro-raiding candidate We Are Not TBH in the polls?

Easy. Everybody knows raiders use puppets. They're using puppets to inflate their support. That's another problem with the system. People can hide behind puppets. As many as they want. These raiders? Some of them have hundreds of disposable puppets. If elected I will put a stop to that! Puppet caps should cripple illegal regional immigration and the crime they bring with them. Make sure puppets are registered and IDed. That way you can be sure that Nation-Guy isn't actually a raiderist in disguise. You know what I mean? Drag them out of their hidey-holes. Take out their founders. Keep 'em too busy watching their own house to break in and smash yours!

Not that I want to interrupt this raucous lovefest, but what about the accusations that your hands are just so very, very small?

by **The German Democratic Reich** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:04 pm

EDWARD RUMP HAS SMALL HANDS

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:04 pm

The German Democratic Reich wrote:I HAVE SMALL HANDS

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:05 pm

Edward Rump, can I be the official campaign spokesperson?

by **Hurdegaryp** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:05 pm

It... it is amazing! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

by **Ndaku** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:06 pm

Rump 2016! Make NationStates Great Again! Build the Wall and make the mods pay for it!

You have my vote!

by **Sacred Toast** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:06 pm

We are making progress on the anti-rump server

By the end of the first round, I hope to have enough damaging evidence against the Rump campaign to quite the protestors and move the unsure's to our side

But I still need all the help I can get.

Help on my topic BUMP THE RUMP and make nationstates a better place again, a place without RUMP!

by **Sacred Toast** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:07 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:
The German Democratic Reich wrote:I HAVE SMALL HANDS

He never said that

by **The Free Rational City of Rapture** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:08 pm

Sacred Toast wrote:We are making progress on the anti-rump server

By the end of the first round, I hope to have enough damaging evidence against the Rump campaign to quite the protestors and move the unsure's to our side

But I still need all the help I can get.

Help on my topic BUMP THE RUMP and make nationstates a better place again, a place without RUMP!

You commie raider scum won't win!

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:08 pm

Sacred Toast wrote:VOTE RUMP 2016
MAKE NS GREAT AGAIN
THE BIGTOPIANS, RAIDERS, THEY ARE STEALING OUR JOBS, OUR POSITIONS, BRINGING DRUGS, CRIME, THEYRE RAPISTS.

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:09 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:
Sacred Toast wrote:VOTE RUMP 2016
MAKE NS GREAT AGAIN
THE BIGTOPIANS, RAIDERS, THEY ARE STEALING OUR JOBS, OUR POSITIONS, BRINGING DRUGS, CRIME, THEYRE RAPISTS.

Quote-editing? What stoops will Rump supporters not sink to?

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:09 pm

Chadacian wrote:As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

Edward Rump does not mind gentlemen like you coming LEGALLY into a Region!

He opposed RAIDERS, who storm OUR REGIONS, take OUR EXECUTIVE JOBS, and kick us out of OUR HOMES.

Edward Rump fights for YOU!!

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:09 pm

The Free Rational City of Rapture wrote:
Sacred Toast wrote:We are making progress on the anti-rump server

By the end of the first round, I hope to have enough damaging evidence against the Rump campaign to quite the protestors and move the unsure's to our side

But I still need all the help I can get.

Help on my topic BUMP THE RUMP and make nationstates a better place again, a place without RUMP!

You commie raider scum won't win!

Rump is effectively unstoppable. His victory is as massive as the wall that will be built.

by **Odinburgh** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:10 pm

Valrifell wrote:
Odinburgh wrote:
I agree. For all we know he may be responsible for all the past zombie-apocalypses. Now that is something that needs to be looked into. Rump is definitely hiding a secret from everyone else. Surely not the recipe to special spaghetti sauce I can tell you that.

Suspicious that a zombie outbreak happens every year on the same day (we even have advanced warning systems in place now) and yet we still always lose a lot of people...

There is a reason for that. Rump couldn't even protect me during the next zombie-apocalypse. Apparently there needs to be improvement beyond warning systems. Does Rump have a plan for that? I betting its a "nope".

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:10 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:
The Free Rational City of Rapture wrote:You commie raider scum won't win!

Rump is effectively unstoppable. His victory is as massive as the wall that will be built.

That's why he's leading, right?

Oh, wait.

by **The Olog-Hai** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:10 pm

Valrifell wrote:
GreatestBanks wrote:

Quote-editing? What stoops will Rump supporters not sink to?

Puppeting?
What stoops will raiders not sink to to get their commies in power!

by **Barney Sandaha** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:10 pm

If you find Rump disturbing, perhaps consider:

Wake up Nationstates members!!!

For too long has Nationstates been dominated by a few nations and regions with many being overlooked but we need a political revolution which will give everyone an equal say, an equal vote, and an equal everything in where Nationstates goes and what it does.

I am here for the role players, raiders and for all the rest of Nationstates community. We aren't socialists, we are people who believe in a democracy with everyone being involved.

My main nation is Xathuecia and while I have only been in Nationstates for a bit, we can make a difference and end the ineffective beaucracy and give people their rights back!!!!

Endorse me if you can and vote for me once I have my support!! Barney Sandahs

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:11 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:Edward Rump, can I be the official campaign spokesperson?

No, I am ~~senpai's~~ Rump's greatest spokesman!

Edward Rump actually replied to one of my posts!

by **Edward Rump** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:11 pm

Ndaku wrote:Rump 2016! Make NationStates Great Again! Build the Wall and make the mods pay for it!

You have my vote!

That's another thing. The mods. Pro-raider bias, the lot of them. Why did it take so long for them to deal with the raiderist WMDs? Why aren't those red-jacket losers letting raiders get away with murder? We want to stop radical raiding! If that means we need to get rid of these raider-loving mods, then let's do it! Get some new mods who aren't afraid to bring the hammer down!

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:11 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Chadacian wrote:As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

Edward Rump does not mind gentlemen like you coming LEGALLY into a Region!

He opposed RAIDERS, who storm OUR REGIONS, take OUR EXECUTIVE JOBS, and kick us out of OUR HOMES.

Edward Rump fights for YOU!!

You have to immigrate, LEGALLY.
Illegal immigration is stealing our jobs, stealing our positions, lowering our wages, and making us lose our executive positions to Mexico and China.

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:11 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
Quote-editing? What stoops will Rump supporters not sink to?

Puppeting?
What stoops will raiders not sink to to get their commies in power!

Hey, puppet mastery is an art. And you cannot prove that any of my Raider Comrades have ever used puppets to support their preferred candidate, unlike the loads of evidence I have for Rump supporter's gross misbehavior.

by **Icthyia** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:12 pm

I demand to see Caelapes's nation certificate. He is raider-worshiping nazi communist.

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:12 pm

Edward Rump wrote:
Ndaku wrote:Rump 2016! Make NationStates Great Again! Build the Wall and make the mods pay for it!

You have my vote!

That's another thing. The mods. Pro-raider bias, the lot of them. Why did it take so long for them to deal with the raiderist WMDs? Why aren't those red-jacket losers letting raiders get away with murder? We want to stop radical raiding! If that means we need to get rid of these raider-loving mods, then let's do it! Get some new mods who aren't afraid to bring the hammer down!

Who would you nominate to fill the gaps in Moderation?

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:12 pm

Valrifell wrote:That's why he's leading, right?

Oh, wait.

That's because RAIDERCOMMIE TRASH LIKE YOU are creating PUPPETS to STEAL the office from EDWARD RUMP!

WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS, RADIER!!

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