Make NationStates Great Again

by **The Olog-Hai** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:33 pm

We need a sig link for this! Someone put one together!

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:35 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:We need a sig link for this! Someone put one together!

Vote Edward Rump 2016! Make NS Great Again!

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:35 pm

Reploid Seductions wrote:We need a leader who isn't afraid to do what needs doing. Whether that be kicking filthy raider and defender scum to the curb or telling the World Assembly to nut up and actually get something done. When I consider my choices, I look to the candidate who will spread the most turmoil, the most glorious chaos, and the greatest of upheavals.

And I have found my man. The Bastard NS Mod from Hell hereby officially endorses Edward Rump for Secretary-General of the World Assembly.

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~Reploid Seductions
~The Dark Messiah, Harbinger of Despair, Destroyer of Hope, Fountain of Rage, She Whom Before Which Nations Crumble, Disciple of Discord, the Wings of Darkness on Which the Night Flies to Consume All That is Good and Light, Devourer of Users, Slayer of All Who Would Oppose the Eternal Night, Connoisseur of Chaos, Kicker of Those Who Are Down, Aficionado of Excessive Retribution Often Involving Fire or Multiple Stab Wounds, Fanatic of Spreading Fear, She Who Thrives on Terror and Bloodshed, from Which Death Itself is No Escape.

HERESY! Todd McCloud is clearly the TRUE chaos-lovers candidate! I am disappointed, I expected you to vote with the sheep.

by **Icthyia** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:37 pm

There's only one candidate will to address the non-PC elephant int he room - illegal raider immigration. They take our regions, they take our RP's - they're not real NSers. It's time for a non-establishment man to finally break the Secretary-General cartel.

You have my vote, good sir.

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:39 pm

Odinburgh wrote:This where we can agree on. He will exterminate the RAIDERS which is a given. If worse comes to worse I have my protector to protect me if he is elected. You may need to hire one of these for yourself.

Meet my protector:

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N-no matter. Edward Rump will outlaw raiding and your powers will be useless! You'll be a roleplayer or pacifist game player, just like us!

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:39 pm

Icthyia wrote:There's only one candidate will to address the non-PC elephant int he room - illegal raider immigration. They take our regions, they take our RP's - they're not real NSers. It's time for a non-establishment man to finally break the Secretary-General cartel.

You have my vote, good sir.

Thank you for your support of the Edward Rump campaign.

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:41 pm

We need to make deals! These other loser candidate lightweights cannot make deals! Rump is a deal maker. He knows the people inside and out. He knows how to make deals. These other lightweights, nobody likes them. How are they going to make deals?

Vote Edward Rump! Make NS Great Again!

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:41 pm

It's very simple, really.

You vote for Raidercommies, or you vote for Donald Rump.

Shill-ary Anders was created by Caelapes to distract us from the real threat: himself.

by **Sacred Toast** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:42 pm

Hey all you ANTI-RUMP supporters, come help me display our message on my new topic, BUMP THE RUMP!

by **Odinburgh** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:43 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Odinburgh wrote:This where we can agree on. He will exterminate the RAIDERS which is a given. If worse comes to worse I have my protector to protect me if he is elected. You may need to hire one of these for yourself.

Meet my protector:

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N-no matter. Edward Rump will outlaw raiding and your powers will be useless! You'll be a roleplayer or pacifist game player, just like us!

Then that will all make us zombies. You a zombie. Me a zombie. Everyone else a zombie. Eventually Rump will become a zombie unless he is somehow immune which he is no super human.

by **TURTLESHROOM II** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:44 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:We need to make deals! These other loser candidate lightweights cannot make deals! Rump is a deal maker. He knows the people inside and out. He knows how to make deals. These other lightweights, nobody likes them. How are they going to make deals?

Vote Edward Rump! Make NS Great Again!

That's right!

Only Edward Rump will advance national sovereigntist Resolutions through the Devil's Congregate! He will work with super regions like the Pacific, all the way to little Regions like Stachelimfleisch and find common ground throughout! His entire job has been fighting Raiders and authoring Condemnations!

Edward Rump is the ultimate candidate. He will ban Raiding and he will protect our sovereignty!

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:45 pm

Sacred Toast wrote:Hey all you -RUMP supporters, come help me display our message on my new topic, CAN'T BUMP THE RUMP!
ALL HAIL RUMP

by **Barney Sandaha** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:47 pm

Wake up Nationstates members!!!

For too long has Nationstates been dominated by a few nations and regions with many being overlooked but we need a political revolution which will give everyone an equal say, an equal vote, and an equal everything in where Nationstates goes and what it does.

I am here for the role players, raiders and for all the rest of Nationstates community. We aren't socialists, we are people who believe in a democracy with everyone being involved.

My main nation is Xathuecia and while I have only been in Nationstates for a bit, we can make a difference and end the ineffective beaucracy and give people their rights back!!!!

Endorse me if you can and vote for me once I have my support!! Barney Sandahs

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:48 pm

Barney Sandaha wrote:
Wake up Nationstates members!

YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR EDWARD RUMP
IF YOU DONT, NS WILL BE DOOMED FOREVER TO RULE UNDER COMMIES.

Making NS Great Again- one step at a time.

by **Chadacian** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:55 pm

As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:55 pm

THOUGH WE HAVE JUST HEROICALLG SURPASSED 1,000 VOTES, WE STILL HAVE MORE THAN 400 TO GO BEFORE FIRST PLACE.
KEEP UP THE VOTES, KEEP THE WHEELS SPINNING

by **GreatestBanks** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:55 pm

Chadacian wrote:As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT
You're a raider in disguise!

by **Frenline Delpha** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:55 pm

GreatestBanks wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:We need a sig link for this! Someone put one together!

Vote Edward Rump 2016! Make NS Great Again!

I now have caught the Rump.

by **Equestria and Griffon** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:56 pm

Even the admins can't win against communists? Kappa

Also,admin puppet!

by **Barney Sandaha** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:56 pm

Chadacian wrote:As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

Exactly - We need a political revolution to protect everyone, not just those who think of themselves but the raiders & roleplayers alike. We need this Revolution - Support Barney Sandahs by endorsing & voting eventually!!!

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:56 pm

Edward Rump: Any comment about the recent surge of alleged pro-raiding candidate We Are Not TBH in the polls?

by **Odinburgh** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:58 pm

Chadacian wrote:As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

I agree. For all we know he may be responsible for all the past zombie-apocalypses. Now that is something that needs to be looked into. Rump is definitely hiding a secret from everyone else. Surely not the recipe to special spaghetti sauce I can tell you that.

by **Edward Rump** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:02 pm

Valrifell wrote:Edward Rump: Any comment about the recent surge of alleged pro-raiding candidate We Are Not TBH in the polls?

Easy. Everybody knows raiders use puppets. They're using puppets to inflate their support. That's another problem with the system. People can hide behind puppets. As many as they want. These raiders? Some of them have hundreds of disposable puppets. If elected I will put a stop to that! Puppet caps should cripple illegal regional immigration and the crime they bring with them. Make sure puppets are registered and IDed. That way you can be sure that Nation-Guy isn't actually a raiderist in disguise. You know what I mean? Drag them out of their hidey-holes. Take out their founders. Keep 'em too busy watching their own house to break in and smash yours!

by **Valrifell** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:03 pm

Odinburgh wrote:
Chadacian wrote:As a regional immigrant I am appalled at the plan Edward Rump has put forth. Despicable.

I agree. For all we know he may be responsible for all the past zombie-apocalypses. Now that is something that needs to be looked into. Rump is definitely hiding a secret from everyone else. Surely not the recipe to special spaghetti sauce I can tell you that.

Suspicious that a zombie outbreak happens every year on the same day (we even have advanced warning systems in place now) and yet we still always lose a lot of people...

by **Barney Sandaha** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:04 pm

Edward Rump wrote:
Valrifell wrote:Edward Rump: Any comment about the recent surge of alleged pro-raiding candidate We Are Not TBH in the polls?

Easy. Everybody knows raiders use puppets. They're using puppets to inflate their support. That's another problem with the system. People can hide behind puppets. As many as they want. These raiders? Some of them have hundreds of disposable puppets. If elected I will put a stop to that! Puppet caps should cripple illegal regional immigration and the crime they bring with them. Make sure puppets are registered and IDed. That way you can be sure that Nation-Guy isn't actually a raiderist in disguise. You know what I mean? Drag them out of their hidey-holes. Take out their founders. Keep 'em too busy watching their own house to break in and smash yours!

But they are a part of this community. I agree that they should be condemned at times but so should regular abusers of power! You are going to hurt not only the Nationstates community but destroy what we stand for. I will protect everyone and stop this talk of hurt!

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