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Tevehas
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Postby Tevehas » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:50 pm

Rump actually has a plan unlike the other candidates.

Now I will admit, it's wall based, but a plan is a plan.
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:52 pm

Tevehas wrote:Rump actually has a plan unlike the other candidates.

Now I will admit, it's wall based, but a plan is a plan.

Yes!
I bet that the people who voted for the candidates who didn't make the top 5 (and trust me, we will make Rump reach the top 5!) would rather vote for Rump than the commies!
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:54 pm

What will you do for transgender rights?
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Postby Tevehas » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:55 pm

The Olog-Hai wrote:I bet that the people who voted for the candidates who didn't make the top 5 (and trust me, we will make Rump reach the top 5!) would rather vote for Rump than the commies!


Trust me. The reds will lose once Gauthier or some other popular lefty person runs and splits the Red vote.
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Rhomaia
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Postby Rhomaia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:55 pm

Down with the reds! MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN!
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Postby The Free Rational City of Rapture » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:57 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:What will you do for transgender rights?

He will stop Transphobic raiders from attacking your regions.
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:04 pm

The Free Rational City of Rapture wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:What will you do for transgender rights?

He will stop Transphobic raiders from attacking your regions.


I will have you know, good sir, that I am a proud Raider and do not dislike transgender individuals.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:04 pm

Tevehas wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:I bet that the people who voted for the candidates who didn't make the top 5 (and trust me, we will make Rump reach the top 5!) would rather vote for Rump than the commies!


Trust me. The reds will lose once Gauthier or some other popular lefty person runs and splits the Red vote.

And I've endorsed someone for wine and other alcoholic beverages.
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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:05 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:What will you do for transgender rights?


As long as they're not illegally Raiding and taking over Regions, the Rump does not have interest in victims of transexualism.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:10 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:What will you do for transgender rights?


As long as they're not illegally Raiding and taking over Regions, the Rump does not have interest in victims of transexualism.

Good, I will now proceed to drink my wine.
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TURTLESHROOM II
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THE RUMP HAS SPOKEN

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:10 pm

Edward Rump wrote:What losers want Caelapes to win? Commies. Raiders. You know what I mean? They won't fix the problem. They are the problem! We need someone outside the establishment. You think a raider is going to protect your homes? Regions already suffer because of Caelapes' raider terrorism! They're in charge of an entire group of these region terrorists!
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The Free Rational City of Rapture
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Postby The Free Rational City of Rapture » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:11 pm

Valrifell wrote:
The Free Rational City of Rapture wrote:He will stop Transphobic raiders from attacking your regions.


I will have you know, good sir, that I am a proud Raider and do not dislike transgender individuals.

You are an equal-opportunity raider, but that won't save you from RUMP'S WRATH!
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Edward Rump
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Postby Edward Rump » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:13 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:What will you do for transgender rights?

Are they raiders?
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GreatestBanks
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Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:14 pm

Edward Rump wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:What will you do for transgender rights?

Are they raiders?

THE RUMP HAS SPOKEN
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Postby Amuaplye » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:16 pm

Edward, what is your stance on Predator, the script? (I am a supporter, I agree with your views on R/D.)
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The Olog-Hai
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Postby The Olog-Hai » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:19 pm

Tevehas wrote:
The Olog-Hai wrote:I bet that the people who voted for the candidates who didn't make the top 5 (and trust me, we will make Rump reach the top 5!) would rather vote for Rump than the commies!


Trust me. The reds will lose once Gauthier or some other popular lefty person runs and splits the Red vote.

*Runs to split Red vote* :P
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Sacred Toast
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Postby Sacred Toast » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:20 pm

I have a REALLY good question? WHEN DID YOU START BEING ABLE TO GET 736 MILLION PEOPLE IN 15 HOURS?!?!?!?
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Odinburgh
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Postby Odinburgh » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:21 pm

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The truth has leaked out you are a Ferengi which in turns makes you an illegal alien. You want to close borders to keep dangerous immigrants out but yet you could be an illegal alien yourself all this time. Many think you are just in it for the profit. Mister Trump are you an alien or are you a naturalized born NS citizen that is qualified to run for WA Secretary? What is the real truth?
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Valrifell
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Postby Valrifell » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:21 pm

Sacred Toast wrote:I have a REALLY good question? WHEN DID YOU START BEING ABLE TO GET 736 MILLION PEOPLE IN 15 HOURS?!?!?!?


It tends to help when you're a puppet created by an admin for the sole purpose of this event :P
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:22 pm

ALPACA sees through your façade. No wall can block our eyes from the truth.
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Libertas Regionem
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Postby Libertas Regionem » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:22 pm

I lost my job to a Bigtopian. He came into my region, took my position, and then i got kicked to the side! I think, no, I KNOW that rump won't let these raiders and immigrants destroy our regions! VOTE RUMP, MAKE NATIONSTATES GREAT AGAIN!
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Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:24 pm

Odinburgh wrote:

The truth has leaked out you are a Ferengi which in turns makes you an illegal alien. You want to close borders to keep dangerous immigrants out but yet you could be an illegal alien yourself all this time. Many think you are just in it for the profit. Mister Trump are you an alien or are you a naturalized born NS citizen that is qualified to run for WA Secretary? What is the real truth?


What anti-NS BS is this?

There are plenty of aliens in NationStates. You are specist, you scumbag. Edward Rump will not harm aliens. He will harm ILLEGALS, the DIRTY FILTHY RAIDER TRASH that come into OUR regions and steal OUR JOBS and OUR DELAGACIES. Edward Rump will BAN ALL RAIDING/INVADING.

Stop your specism and stop bashing aliens. We are all one NationStates, unless we are Raiders, in which Edward Rump will exterminate the RAIDERS.
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Postby Zanera » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:29 pm

Build walls! Make NationStates great again! Don't support the raider! Support the good guys! Support the Rump!
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Odinburgh
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Postby Odinburgh » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:32 pm

TURTLESHROOM II wrote:
Odinburgh wrote:

The truth has leaked out you are a Ferengi which in turns makes you an illegal alien. You want to close borders to keep dangerous immigrants out but yet you could be an illegal alien yourself all this time. Many think you are just in it for the profit. Mister Trump are you an alien or are you a naturalized born NS citizen that is qualified to run for WA Secretary? What is the real truth?


What anti-NS BS is this?

There are plenty of aliens in NationStates. You are specist, you scumbag. Edward Rump will not harm aliens. He will harm ILLEGALS, the DIRTY FILTHY RAIDER TRASH that come into OUR regions and steal OUR JOBS and OUR DELAGACIES. Edward Rump will BAN ALL RAIDING/INVADING.

Stop your specism and stop bashing aliens. We are all one NationStates, unless we are Raiders, in which Edward Rump will exterminate the RAIDERS.



This where we can agree on. He will exterminate the RAIDERS which is a given. If worse comes to worse I have my protector to protect me if he is elected. You may need to hire one of these for yourself.

Meet my protector:

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Postby Reploid Seductions » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:32 pm

We need a leader who isn't afraid to do what needs doing. Whether that be kicking filthy raider and defender scum to the curb or telling the World Assembly to nut up and actually get something done. When I consider my choices, I look to the candidate who will spread the most turmoil, the most glorious chaos, and the greatest of upheavals.

And I have found my man. The Bastard NS Mod from Hell hereby officially endorses Edward Rump for Secretary-General of the World Assembly.

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