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The States of Balloon
Senator
 
Posts: 3990
Founded: Dec 18, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The States of Balloon » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:23 am

Mods are ready to pounce! Post the regional message board!
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Parotin
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 13, 2015
Ex-Nation

Best card combos

Postby Parotin » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:45 am

We would never have evolved without elevator love

Want do we want? better clocks! when do we want it? Now!
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Darcania
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: Dec 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Darcania » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:36 pm

Max Barry's shiny bald head is the best defense.
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Xmara
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5376
Founded: Mar 31, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Xmara » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:53 pm

[[Heavy breathing]] Luke, I am taking a selfie.

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of lox and cream cheese.

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of Leeeeroy Jenkins.

The biggest threat to national security today is Vladimir Putin.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and marriage.
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I mostly use NS stats, except for population and tax rates.
We are not Estonia.
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Darcania
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: Dec 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Darcania » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:02 pm

I've got a fever and the only prescription is a shotgun.

underwear by another other name would smell as sweet.
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Republic of Wreptzle
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 430
Founded: Jan 25, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Republic of Wreptzle » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:23 pm

How I stopped worrying and learned to love bacon.
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Wrapper
Retired Moderator
 
Posts: 6020
Founded: Antiquity
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wrapper » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:38 pm

What's that smell? foreigners

Yes, I'm embarrassed that something so trollish and flame-baity won the round... but I just couldn't help it!
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Allied Connurist States
Minister
 
Posts: 2882
Founded: Jul 15, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Allied Connurist States » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:52 am

May the Ferguson Police Department be forever in your favour
[[Heavy breathing]] Luke, I am KIRBY DELAUTER
Diamonds are a rebel leaders's best friend
Brytene wrote:brb gonna goteach some spanish people the secrets of a tasty lancashire hotpot as part of my secret imperialist ambitions

#ValaranSoSexy™ | I BELIEVE IN THE EASTER CAMEL | Excellent Stallion-Like Gentleman, Commander of Ugandan Skies, Rabbipriest of Amin Temple Kampala, Commissar of DPRK State Facilities, of Excellent Stallion-Like Affairs ,and of Internet Surveillance.Glory to Idi Amin! Remove the Obote scum!
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Todlichebujoku
Senator
 
Posts: 4979
Founded: Feb 24, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Todlichebujoku » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:02 pm

In the days before the Internet, teenagers had to amuse themselves with the birds and the bees.
早晨！ToBu for short.
[violet] wrote:You are my go-to nation for long names.
Oct 16 2018- Indo States wrote:YOU'RE FALSE TOBU
Apr 21 2020- Llalta wrote:omg tobu you’ve literally given me asthma with ur art
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Kaboomlandia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7395
Founded: May 22, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Kaboomlandia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:45 pm

Massive tracts of land are really quite large.

Didn't win, but this triggers a "no s*** Sherlock" response.
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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Renewed Dissonance
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1180
Founded: Oct 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Renewed Dissonance » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:59 pm

Wrapper wrote:What's that smell? foreigners

Yes, I'm embarrassed that something so trollish and flame-baity won the round... but I just couldn't help it!


At least it's in the CAH spirit. :lol: ( :( )
"But, as Deepak Chopra taught us, quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason. Also, eat plenty of oatmeal and animals never had a war. Who's the real animals?"
-- Hubert J. Farnsworth
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Allancia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Allancia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:52 pm

"At vote in the WA: Condemn [Violet]"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George Bush
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Darcania
Envoy
 
Posts: 205
Founded: Dec 29, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Darcania » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:38 am

Give me liberty or give me death.
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Soviet Klaec
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 394
Founded: Nov 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Soviet Klaec » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:41 am

I forget the exact wording of the black card, but it was the one along the lines of:

"When pregnant, a woman gets a sudden craving for": "a salty surprise" and "a nice, thick cucumber" both came up.

Edit: Just hopped in a game. Adding new Gold ones as they happen.

1. "What have I got in my pocket?" the heart of a child - I cringed with laughter.

2. "Stay calm and start donating your body to science"

3. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the government way!" - Compliments of yours truly. Legit.

4. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend artificial insemination to live better.
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If we must choose between peace and righteousness, I choose righteousness. - Theodore Roosevelt

"The United Socialist States of Soviet Klaec is a very large, safe nation, -snip-, The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Soviet Klaec in search of Grizzly Bears, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle."

Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Sovjetia wrote:today we woud like all communist nations join the fight agenst the ECAA and nazis

What does "agenst" mean? As a Nazi nation, we hope it means "alongside" or "in defense of."
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Reploid Productions
Director of Moderation
 
Posts: 30528
Founded: Antiquity
Democratic Socialists

Postby Reploid Productions » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:50 am

Still giggling:
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the government way!"
Forum mod since May 8, 2003 -- Game mod since May 19, 2003 -- Nation turned 20 on March 23, 2023!
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[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
Char Aznable/Giant Meteor 2024! - Forcing humanity to move into space and progress whether we goddamn want to or not!
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Soviet Klaec
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 394
Founded: Nov 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Soviet Klaec » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:54 am

Reploid Productions wrote:Still giggling:
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the government way!"


Glad you liked my answer in our game haha.
If we must choose between peace and righteousness, I choose righteousness. - Theodore Roosevelt

"The United Socialist States of Soviet Klaec is a very large, safe nation, -snip-, The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Soviet Klaec in search of Grizzly Bears, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle."

Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Sovjetia wrote:today we woud like all communist nations join the fight agenst the ECAA and nazis

What does "agenst" mean? As a Nazi nation, we hope it means "alongside" or "in defense of."
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The Phoenix and Line islands
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Apr 02, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Phoenix and Line islands » Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:14 am

An apple a day keeps Chuck Norris away.
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Riemstagrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1093
Founded: Antiquity
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Riemstagrad » Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:24 pm

couldn't resist....

Without Max Barry's shiny bald head, NationStates would be much improved. [ by Riemstagrad. Card Czar: The Great Republican Alliance]
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Kaboomlandia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7395
Founded: May 22, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Kaboomlandia » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:47 pm

The Phoenix and Line islands wrote:An apple a day keeps Chuck Norris away.

You don't keep Chuck Norris away. :rofl:
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."
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Kemintiri of Kemet
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Jan 24, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Kemintiri of Kemet » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:41 am

The key to a lasting marriage is communication, communication and a nicer, thicker cucumber. :rofl:

"The Black Riders" Card Game
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Yo Mama|Elegy for Easter|Black of Knight|On Tagger's Fields|Raid Regions|A Thousand Days of Mourning In Honour Of My Fallen Loved One|Love-lies-bleeding|It Is Heartbreak
Կէմինտիրի Թեոդորա Շնեժ Մոնտրէսոր
Kemintiri T'yeodora Snez Montresor
✥ 100 Invader ✥ ❀ 63 Defender ❀
Niece of Tim Stark, Escade and Solorni
Daughter of Severisen and Xoriet
Niece-by-marriage of Dalimbar
Granddaughter of Minineenee
Descendant of Astarial
Half-sister of Rirersyl
Sister of Ramaeus
Cousin of Knot
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Esalonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1162
Founded: Aug 15, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Esalonia » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:49 am

"Apple has developed a device that promises to change the way we think about Android."-that was me.
Tech level: NS MT
Esalonian Factbook *does not use NS Stats anymore*
DEFCON: 1 2 3 4 [5]
Member of these Multilateral Organizations
Fortitudinem wrote:They're a budding power. Pun intended.

Marquesan wrote:You have a damned fine advanced understanding of interior and exterior ballistics for a fifteen year old.

Gim wrote:

You would be an excellent Filipino Super Junior member. :p

Facebook chat:
Sum frind: okay klng? (Are you okay?)
Me: Yes. I am definitely okay in a mental asylum
Sum frind: ?

A Proud Adherent to the Nordic Model
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Trive 38
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 110
Founded: Apr 17, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trive 38 » Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:12 pm

Commend a communist
Communism, The Greatest Joke of the 20th Century

Nation does not represent RL political beliefs.
Proud libertarian. All peoples of the world deserve liberty.
English teacher and part-time musician.
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