NEW CARD SUBMISSIONS (and guidelines)

[The Emerald World]

White cards:
-Hitler
-Rainbow Dash
-John McCain
-Rand Paul
-Space Nazis
-Goebbels and Goering
-Seppuku
-Daleks
-Happy primes
-Ayn Rand
-4chan

Black cards:
-Dear _____, I'M SO ALONE
-_____ is/are clearly superior to dubbed anime.
-The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to _____ me.

[Kraslavia]

black card: RP is better than R/D because of ______

[Ameige]

Oh! I think I get it now! Its madlibs! I love this game!

[Avaerilon]

Ah, CAH So many great late night sessions with this game. Thanks Max and the Team for doing this

Anyway, here are a few ideas from me.

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Black Cards:

That moment when you ______ instead of _____

My father always taught me never to ______

Let us not to go to _____. It is such a _____ place.

He's not the messiah, he's a _____!


White Cards:

*Naughty boy
*Clenched fist
*Dance like a chicken
*Feed the homeless
*Detroit
*Robocop on a date with R2-D2
*Raiders and Defenders
*The Angel, Islington
*Silly
*Arousing
*Spine-tingling
*Elephant teeth
*An unholy game of Monopoly
*Max Barry's agent

[Rich and Corporations]

Penetration is not ______.

(ask MGV thread what I mean by it)

[Nazi Flower Power]

Black Cards:

Good fences make good _____.
Thank God, I've always avoided _____.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's _____.

White Cards:

an inferior race
the battle of Chickamauga
spiffy uniforms and sexy leather boots
Duran Duran
some gun-nut in an underground bunker
pistachios
dirty deeds done dirt-cheap
Ebola

[Equestria and Griffon]

When the narwhal _____'s at midnight,everyone posts on
NationStates.

[Alleniana]

Are these cards actually being added/considered?

My apartheid list:

an errant semicolon
weeaboos
King Ozymandias
Emma of Normandy, queen consort of England, Denmark and Norway
baseball players from Costa Rica
4chan's /b/tards
nearly 67 cups of beer
carrot sticks, carrot sticks
somebody that I used to know
that opium addict from To Kill A Mockingbird's spittle
wow
A plague of hangry mosquitoes
the Greens Party
the Earl of Sandwich's sous chef
nearly everything
verbs
the air bubbles that get trapped under stickers when you peel them off and then stick them down again
the reason why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
mom's spaghetti
touche, rhymes with douche
butthurt DEAT'd NSers trying to vandalise the NSWiki
a world made of chocolate
Rickroll Santorrum
a brown stick
;_;
baptism
Paradox Games
people taking satire seriously
the difference between British and American English and the angst it causes online

Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? _
A woodchuck could chuck how much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? _
Do you know the Muffin Man? _
The Hivemind fears only one thing: _
Breaking news; _ was found yesterday morning in the depths of Lake Baikal
Poland is renowned for its abundance of _
The only thing between them and us is _
Lights, camera, _!
I will not tolerate you bringing _ into this house!
The Biggest, Blackest _!
BUT WHO WAS FONE???? _
Max Barry's favourite word is _
Note the _ to your left
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=_/
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great _

[Olthar]

White cards:
awkward arousal at Grandma's funeral
the most competitive game of solitaire ever played
a giant-sized dwarf
picking 'c' for every question
wetting the bed
plus-size women's clothing
a world populated entirely with furries
hanging out in the parking lot of a Walmart after hours
repeating second grade for the fifth time
forging an eternal bond of friendship
a Christian side hug
owning 200 Betamax tapes
watching a porno that send you into an existential crisis
DARPA-funded ornithological research
suffocating in a pile of one million cats
when the name you want is one over the character limit
a fake email address
getting duct taped to the wall
ripping off a band-aid
slightly used toilet paper
catching all the Pokémon
taking the week off of work to play a single game of Axis & Allies

[Rupudska]

I got tempbanned for _______
A new thread on General about _____
Dark Spirit _____ has invaded!
What God actually hates is _____
This year's April Fool's, [violet] has added ____ to NationStates

Lewd pictures of the mods
Even more new Nazi states
The entire population of New Jersey
An unspecified, but presumably large, number of fish.
Generalites calling you a Nazi
Generalites calling you a commie
The dankest of memes
Drone strikes
Another zombie game
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike getting Condemned
Trolls in the thread

[The Archregimancy]

White card:

The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

[Alleniana]

Is there a character limit?

[Finland SSR]

This game is great, but it needs more DBZ, obviously.

White Cards:
Super Saiyan Infinity Goku
completely original character!!1!
Potara Earrings
a 5 million nation
Infinite Justice (yeah, shoutout to Atria)
Luftwaffe
Donald Trump
kidney punch
Finlandia Vodka
a communist revolution
Mega Rayquaza
KAKAROOOOOOOOT!
a space laser
crushed life ambitions

Black Cards, only one:
The strongest character in all of fiction is ______!

[Nazi Flower Power]

Black cards:

Give me liberty or give me ____.
_____ is the new black.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your _____.

White card:

someone who eats pie for breakfast

[Altruistic Paladins]

Black card:

The eleventh layer of hell punishes via exposure to _______.

[Gemack]

Black Card:"What caused ______ ?!"

White Cards:me
explosive ectoplasms
biting underwear

[StellarGate]

Black Card:
This latest issue told me to make _____
Never look a gifted _____ in the mouth
Another day, another_____
Holy ________!
I feel like_____ in the rain!
I use to wonder what ______ could be.

White card:
a trip to the boneyard
The Hivemind's secret lair
99 posts and a troll ain't one of them
Max Barry's Undergarments
NOOT
All these feels.
YOUR MOM
asking to be a mod
The Wrath of a Thousand Mentors
The blood of new posters
cookies and cake

[The New World Oceania]

A few more blacks:
Why am I so sticky?
Who is John Galt?
Which white card are the mods going to remove?

[Forenet Skandinavien]

Black Cards:

"_____ of the world, unite!"
"Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein _____!"

[Tyrandel]

Black Cards:

Your fallacy is: _______

_______ 2: Electric Boogaloo

_______ is running for President.

_______ 2016!

_______'s Law


White Cards:

Puppy Genocide

a broken sarcasm meter

the next TET

[Harkback Union]

WHITE CARDS!

5-Year plan
Jet Powered Surfboard
200% Tax Rate
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosophers
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
Cookie Monster 2017
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG
NEW WORLD ORDER
FEGELEIN
Chocapic Chocarcade - The ultimate chocolate experience

Now that I think of its, they are not all that funny.

[Serrian]

"And thus, a global cold war began due to..."

[Teddy Bear Republic]

(Don't think these have been suggested yet)
Black cards:
Ladies and gentlemen, Top Gear's next presenter: _______
What Obama's re-election message should have been.

White cards:
another garish forum signature.
Scottish independence.
shark-proof oil refineries.
an average Youtuber.

[Wrapper]

Is this the real life? Is this just ______?

[Lucario Mewtwo and Zoroark]

White Cards
-#Octothorpe
-This... Is... PROSTATE
-The Polandball democracy
-Nerdfighters who hate John Green

Black Cards
-Shall we deal with ___ for the third time
-The next common issue seen is based on ___
-Did you let the ___ out before you left?