Will Whore Out RP for Imaginary Money

[The Grey Wolf]

I'm bidding 8.100.

[Shaggai]

I'm bidding 8.100.

I'll go to 9.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Do keep bidding, everyone.

[The Grey Wolf]

I'm bidding 8.100.

I'll go to 9.

I'm notching it up to 10.105.

[Shaggai]

I'll go to 9.

I'm notching it up to 10.105.

Going to 500 for safety.

[The Grey Wolf]

I'm notching it up to 10.105.

Going to 500 for safety.

Welp, third place ain't so bad, I reckon.

[Shaggai]

Going to 500 for safety.

Welp, third place ain't so bad, I reckon.

You're nearly 150% the next highest bid, so you should be safe unless something big happens. If it does, I might just give you some Bytecoins. But not until then.

[Esternial]

Patiently I observe...

Should or shouldn't I?

[Wolfenium]

My browser's choking up a lot. Can't risk betting if I can't see the exchange rate up to date.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Patiently I observe...

Should or shouldn't I?

Should.

If you can beat Grim's offer, I'll make half of Walloons in EH also speak Dutch, in addition to French.

[Esternial]

Patiently I observe...

Should or shouldn't I?

Should.

If you can beat Grim's offer, I'll make half of Walloons in EH also speak Dutch, in addition to French.

[Shaggai]

As I have to leave now, I'm transferring all my present and future Bytecoins to Nightkill. Consider it my bid.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

As I have to leave now, I'm transferring all my present and future Bytecoins to Nightkill. Consider it my bid.

Merci.

[Constaniana]

Hi there!
I'm award winning local RPer the American Tiger Kingdom (Or "Tigga" to my friends/work associates/bookie/probation officer)! You may remember me from such beloved RPs as Megalodon: Our Playful Pelagic Pal and Klaus the Disturbed German Settles a Score, and if you think the Indian up there makes a compelling offer, boy howdy, have I got a deal for you!

You see, I am a man who has imbibed deeply and irrevocably of the intoxicating (yet somewhat skunky-smelling) beverage of RP, and it has stained the nice sweater-vest of my soul forevermore. Every "happening" RPer in P2TM who is "groovy", or "with it", or even "hip" in any fashion whatsoever is getting down to my multiple-award-winning RP Excalibur Squadron. It's a kickin' rave, to be sure.
And, for a reasonable sum of Bytecoins, you can get yourself a once-in-a-lifetime, totally unique chance to participate in ES!

That's right - I'm officially announcing the beginning of the exclusive Excalibur Squadron VIP Package Auction! A truly once in a lifetime offer of unfathomable value*, now yours for only (however many Bytecoins you care to shovel at me)!
Whoever places the highest bid for my Package will receive:

-The right to apply one (1) character based on themselves, who will be approved immediately, regardless of historical accuracy or common sense...
-...And who will then be referred to as "Ace" by every other character in the RP.
- One (1) firm handshake from the valiant Captain Page,
- One (1) exasperated, hour-long explanation from Flight Lieutenant Alix Noble as to how just because two women are in a communal shower at the same time at one point does NOT constitute a "shower scene" (Q&A to follow),
- One (1) brand-new Spitfire Mk. V in full Excalibur livery fighter aircraft for use around the home, around the workplace, or just to intimidate all those girls who laughed at you in junior high! Won't they be sorry they were so mean!
This is not rhetorical. They will be sorry.

...Not that it will do any good now!
- One (1) creepy German stalker who is willing to get DOS'd to harass you late at night (not that that'll stop him! Nothing will ever stop him),
- And the eternal gratification of knowing that you helped me fund(? That is how this works, right?) ES for possibly years to come!

So come on, friends! Let's all ignore Nightkill and bid high for a truly grand prize - the Excalibur Squadron VIP Package!**

*Maybe three bucks, tops.
**No digital fund transfers possible, ironically, due to the current extranational status of the American Tiger Kingdom as well as the current warrant for his arrest issued by Interpol. Bytecoins are not to be wired or sent via bank, just wrap them up in an envelope and leave them in Men's Bathroom #17 at Seatac Airport. Third stall along, leave the latch on.

Tiger, you've succededed in sounding like more of an old man than Khan. Congrats.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Come on lads, invest.

[The Grim Reaper]

How much would it cost to get you to switch to and promote an exchange of my choice (that isn't me)?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

How much would it cost to get you to switch to and promote an exchange of my choice (that isn't me)?

Hmm. A trillion?

Or a hundred billion. I'm going for high numbers here.

[The Grim Reaper]

How much would it cost to get you to switch to and promote an exchange of my choice (that isn't me)?

Hmm. A trillion?

Or a hundred billion. I'm going for high numbers here.

I can do a hundred billion. I'll throw in a bit extra to raise my bid for the RP as well. Will switch to your exchange momentarily.

If you don't hardly mind, Astarial is a wonderful exchange ^_^

[Grenartia]

Hi there!
I'm award winning local RPer the American Tiger Kingdom (Or "Tigga" to my friends/work associates/bookie/probation officer)! You may remember me from such beloved RPs as Megalodon: Our Playful Pelagic Pal and Klaus the Disturbed German Settles a Score, and if you think the Indian up there makes a compelling offer, boy howdy, have I got a deal for you!

You see, I am a man who has imbibed deeply and irrevocably of the intoxicating (yet somewhat skunky-smelling) beverage of RP, and it has stained the nice sweater-vest of my soul forevermore. Every "happening" RPer in P2TM who is "groovy", or "with it", or even "hip" in any fashion whatsoever is getting down to my multiple-award-winning RP Excalibur Squadron. It's a kickin' rave, to be sure.
And, for a reasonable sum of Bytecoins, you can get yourself a once-in-a-lifetime, totally unique chance to participate in ES!

That's right - I'm officially announcing the beginning of the exclusive Excalibur Squadron VIP Package Auction! A truly once in a lifetime offer of unfathomable value*, now yours for only (however many Bytecoins you care to shovel at me)!
Whoever places the highest bid for my Package will receive:

-The right to apply one (1) character based on themselves, who will be approved immediately, regardless of historical accuracy or common sense...
-...And who will then be referred to as "Ace" by every other character in the RP.
- One (1) firm handshake from the valiant Captain Page,
- One (1) exasperated, hour-long explanation from Flight Lieutenant Alix Noble as to how just because two women are in a communal shower at the same time at one point does NOT constitute a "shower scene" (Q&A to follow),
- One (1) brand-new Spitfire Mk. V in full Excalibur livery fighter aircraft for use around the home, around the workplace, or just to intimidate all those girls who laughed at you in junior high! Won't they be sorry they were so mean!
This is not rhetorical. They will be sorry.

...Not that it will do any good now!
- One (1) creepy German stalker who is willing to get DOS'd to harass you late at night (not that that'll stop him! Nothing will ever stop him),
- And the eternal gratification of knowing that you helped me fund(? That is how this works, right?) ES for possibly years to come!

So come on, friends! Let's all ignore Nightkill and bid high for a truly grand prize - the Excalibur Squadron VIP Package!**

*Maybe three bucks, tops.
**No digital fund transfers possible, ironically, due to the current extranational status of the American Tiger Kingdom as well as the current warrant for his arrest issued by Interpol. Bytecoins are not to be wired or sent via bank, just wrap them up in an envelope and leave them in Men's Bathroom #17 at Seatac Airport. Third stall along, leave the latch on.

And, as a total freebie, I'll throw in :
- somenonsexual servicing from Flight Sergeant Jimmy Thibodeaux
- some smut that may or may not be inspired by said communal shower scene (or some similar interactions between two of Excalibur's male noncoms, if that's your preference)*
- your very own HMS Llamrei Q-ship** to impress and terrify all those heartless ice bitches who ignored you and/or broke your heart in high school
- a painting by me worth 1,000 dollhairs***

*satisfaction not guaranteed
** Q-ship is actually a 1:100 scale model
*** Not my fault if you misread that

[Starkindler]

Next bid is 1 billon bytecoins. Elfen High is the standard of quality, and even a single post would look good in my portfolio.

[The Grim Reaper]

Seconds ago: The Mantis Shrimp of The Grim Reaper donated ฿ 627.08 billion ByteCoin to Nightkill the Emperor.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Seconds ago: The Mantis Shrimp of The Grim Reaper donated ฿ 627.08 billion ByteCoin to Nightkill the Emperor.

<3

[Esternial]

Seconds ago: The Mantis Shrimp of The Grim Reaper donated ฿ 627.08 billion ByteCoin to Nightkill the Emperor.

Nobody ever gave me that much

[The Grey Wolf]

Nobody ever gave me that much

Poor Esty. *pats*

[Ravenflight]

I donated almost nothing so I will never be noticed...