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Esternial
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The "Pay-Violet-to-use-an-alpaca-gif" Foundation

Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:20 am

Current offer for [Violet] stands at 1,000 trillion Bytecoins, thanks to Arumdaum's pledge

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Welcome.

If you're reading this, you are probably a concerned citizen looking for a noble cause to support. You understand that people need your help and that the government can't be relied upon to provide funding where it's needed, or just want to add that little bit of extra money to where it's needed most.

Whatever your political alignment is, this is where that money should go.

The world is suffering. Rich or poor, we all suffer from one thing and one thing only: the lack of seeing [Violet] with an alpaca gif. This is a need that unites us all, and seeing it fulfilled may very will pave the path to a better tomorrow.

So give a hoot. Give a coin. Give a million coins. Or put them on the Esternial Exchange and allow them to be used when needed.

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The people that once lived here never got to see [Violet] use an alpaca.gif. Don't you realise how sad that is? It's, like, way sad.
If you could see me right now you'd be amazed how far my arms stretch.


Contribute to a better tomorrow tomorrow, today and/or tonight.

PS: Any claims of possible involvement of the Alpaca Conglomerate and/or Collective (pick one, I don't really care) is based on lies and slander.

Current members of the Alpaca Conglomerate.
The Blaatschapen From April 1st until May 20th April 13th, probably [DISHonorary Member - vile traitor, once again proving sheep have no honour]
Dread Lady Nathicana From April 2nd until April 12th
Kryozerkia From April 2nd until April 12th

Oh, right, the free stuff. Just take one thing from the basket and git.
Basket is empty. Some people didn't stick to the "one thing" rule (you know who you are. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.) and now it's gone, just like your hope and dreams.
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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:27 am

We have an update!

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Esternial wrote:How much for you to change your flag into this:

For the rest of the event?


1000 bytecoins.


1000 coins! It's a lot, but it's not impossible?

Or is it?

I HAVE NO IDEA!

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Postby Auremena » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:37 am

I think I have 2.
You can have them, I really don't care for them.
NS's aviation sabelotodo. Cathay Pacific master race o/
Je suis belge! En quelque sort...
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016.
COYS!

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:41 am

Great success!

Our prime directive has changed. We shall now strive to achieve a more realistic goal:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Esternial wrote:What would the price be if I took away the "alpacas>>>sheep"?

Wait! An alpaca. How much would changing your flag to an alpaca cost per day?
(Actually two alpacas and a donkey, but who's counting, eh?)


12 bytecoins per alpaca. 25 per donkey.

Per day.


Donators may present suggestions for alpaca flags. Default is Lord Tennyson:
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Auremena
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Postby Auremena » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:45 am

So where do we send out easily earned cash?
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NS's aviation sabelotodo. Cathay Pacific master race o/
Je suis belge! En quelque sort...
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016.
COYS!

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:48 am

Auremena wrote:So wear do we send out easily earned cash?

You can do that through your nation page. There should be a link to donate, buy and sell.

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Postby Auremena » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:52 am

Esternial wrote:
Auremena wrote:So wear do we send out easily earned cash?
You can do that through your nation page. There should be a link to donate, buy and sell.
I meant to who. You, or Blaat?
NS's aviation sabelotodo. Cathay Pacific master race o/
Je suis belge! En quelque sort...
Killdash, Firsthome, Coffee Cakes, SSC, GCoCS, Snowy, Val, Aeqy, and Replevion are my bitches.
Foot worshipper: Lutvikkia. Dakky's mom, I had her with Nana.
The female Jim Morrison; not as talented, but just as attractive and self destructive. The one true heir to the throne of the Lizard King.
Some poetry I write sometimes
Tearing the MBTA a new one since 2014. The MTA too since 2016.
COYS!

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:56 am

Auremena wrote:
Esternial wrote:You can do that through your nation page. There should be a link to donate, buy and sell.
I meant to who. You, or Blaat?

Oh, me of course.

Then the entire sum shall be wired to Blaat from my account.

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:17 am

Thanks to donations and my business acumen, I've acquired over 1000 coins. Soon the alpaca shall rise!

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:27 am

The Blaatschapen has generously accepted my offer and will don an alpaca flag for the next 50 days. I can't see this going wrong whatsoever!

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:34 am

UPDATE:

Dread Lady Nathicana shall don an alpaca starting April 2nd for 10 days. Great success!

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Postby Kryozerkia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:55 am

This is one Mod who won't. Barring sufficient bribes of course, but it must be sufficient.
Problem to Report?
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Forum-side: Moderation
Technical issue/suggestion: Technical
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
♦ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♦
♦ A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Get the cheese to Sickbay

"Ok folks, show's over... Nothing to see here... Show's OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around!" -- Chief Wiggum

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:56 am

Kryozerkia wrote:This is one Mod who won't. Barring sufficient bribes of course, but it must be sufficient.

Name your price, cat.

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Postby Kryozerkia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:04 am

Esternial wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:This is one Mod who won't. Barring sufficient bribes of course, but it must be sufficient.

Name your price, cat.

7 days with the flag, 175 coins.
Problem to Report?
Game-side: Getting Help
Forum-side: Moderation
Technical issue/suggestion: Technical
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
♦ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♦
♦ A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Get the cheese to Sickbay

"Ok folks, show's over... Nothing to see here... Show's OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around!" -- Chief Wiggum

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:07 am

Kryozerkia wrote:
Esternial wrote:Name your price, cat.

7 days with the flag, 175 coins.

How about we make it 10 days, 200 coins?

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Postby Kryozerkia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:21 am

Esternial wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:7 days with the flag, 175 coins.

How about we make it 10 days, 200 coins?

April 2-12th.
Problem to Report?
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Forum-side: Moderation
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A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
♦ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♦
♦ A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Get the cheese to Sickbay

"Ok folks, show's over... Nothing to see here... Show's OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around!" -- Chief Wiggum

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Postby The blAAtschApen » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:23 am

Kryozerkia wrote:
Esternial wrote:How about we make it 10 days, 200 coins?

April 2-12th.


*hijacks*

How about a sheep flag, 1000 coins, 10 days? :p
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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:23 am

Kryozerkia wrote:
Esternial wrote:How about we make it 10 days, 200 coins?

April 2-12th.

Excellent. The funds will be wired when available.

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:April 2-12th.


*hijacks*

How about a sheep flag, 1000 coins, 10 days? :p

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

...

He can't do that, right?!

Threadjack! I call threadjack! Get this man off the premises!
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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:54 am

200 coins have been transferred to Kryozerkia's wallet, sealing the arrangement to apply an alpaca flag for the duration of 10 days, starting April 2th.

Pleasure doing business.

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Postby Kryozerkia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:11 pm

Esternial wrote:200 coins have been transferred to Kryozerkia's wallet, sealing the arrangement to apply an alpaca flag for the duration of 10 days, starting April 2th.

Pleasure doing business.

Indeed. We will hold up our end of the deal when we login tomorrow morning.
Problem to Report?
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Forum-side: Moderation
Technical issue/suggestion: Technical
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
♦ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♦
♦ A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Get the cheese to Sickbay

"Ok folks, show's over... Nothing to see here... Show's OH MY GOD! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around!" -- Chief Wiggum

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:12 pm

Whomever can get [violet] to use my alpaca.gif flag for 10 days will be given 200K Bytecoins.
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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:51 pm

We've been upgraded to a Foundations! WOOWZA!

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:23 pm

The PVTUAAG Foundation allocated 200K Bytecoins to have [Violet] shed her usual avatar and don the alpaca.

Doesn't mean we won't appreciate donations!

Now that we have the chance, we would like to mention our honourable benefactors:

Auremena
Uiiop
Cill Airne
Gallade

These people are heroes. When someone asks "why is Blaat/DLN/Kryo using an alpaca as a flag?", then...well...people will tell you it was me. BUT, if they ask me, I will tell them that these people have used a simple holiday event and used it to bear glorious fruits. You may think that's a strange metaphor, but I have 200K Bytecoins so take a hike.

Unless you want to donate, in which case take a knee while you unload that heavy virtual bag of virtual fakecoins.

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Postby Esternial » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:47 pm

Anyone that voices their support gets a Bytecoin. Sign the charter! Voice your support! Get a single piece of virtual money for the democratic voice that your forefathers fought and died for!

If Ballotonia gets an alpaca flag, that'd be pretty nice, too.
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Postby The blAAtschApen » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:22 pm

Okay, everytime I post, I think that I'm Esty.

That is soooo confusing.

Can I have the alpaca on a pink background (like my original flag; you can find the pink in blaat) ? I'll even turn the alpaca 90 degrees!
Former mod, now a rocker mocker. Thank you Ringo
Heaven is other people
Behind the invisible hand of the market hides the iron fist of the state.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect - Mark Twain
Silent is an anagram of listen.
Proud adopter of a lamb called violet: http://imgur.com/a/pxnSf
Male. Please address me as 'he'.
This is the 8th line. If your sig is longer than mine, it is too long.

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