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Buying souls! Sell your soul for ByteCoins! [Closed]

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:17 am
by Morndul
BUSINESS CLOSED

Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is back!

Did you want to sell your soul to the almighty Morndul two years ago but miss your chance?! Have no fear, Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is here!

1.000 ByteCoin for your soul! That's right, 1.000 ByteCoin for 1 measly soul! What's it good for?!

All transactions are final! Sell now!

A minimum population of 100 million is required to sell your soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.

Souls purchased:
Blargoblarg (Co-owned with CoolBoyGcp) - Link

Terra Luce
Itanica
Amland
Icamera
Lukquarel
Misc
Lulzsec.
- Link for above souls

StellarGate
Itanpavia
New Event Horizon
Sunrise Islands
Kelinfort
Phalnia
Syritannia
The Republic of Haven
Britcan
United Provinces of Atlantica
The Saint James Islands
The Serbian Empire
Ekoridge
New Mushroom Kingdom
Kojey
Zeroth Reich
New Aerios
KARACKIBALISTAN
The Factory of Spike
Cronos goverment
Lawyer suicide
De civitate Dei perfecti
Crime without punishment
Kirav
Buddha in lotus
Erafia
Bezombia
Doombringers
Vicious Debaters
Levivania
Super-Llamaland
Rostogovia
New cinoxA
Nazi Flower Power
Carathius
Shaggai
Todlichebujoku
Ostkaltwald
Hgvar
Eduardastan
Alimeria-
Ainin
Razmistan
Welshiistan

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:20 am
by French Canadia
Morndul wrote:Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is back!

Did you want to sell your soul to the almighty Morndul two years ago but miss your chance?! Have no fear, Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is here!

100 ByteCoins for your soul! That's right, 100 ByteCoins for 1 measly soul! What's it good for?!

All transactions are final! Sell now!

A minimum population of 100 million is required to sell your soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.


What if I use souls from Lordran?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:21 am
by New Babylonia
Morndul wrote:Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is back!

Did you want to sell your soul to the almighty Morndul two years ago but miss your chance?! Have no fear, Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is here!

100 ByteCoins for your soul! That's right, 100 ByteCoins for 1 measly soul! What's it good for?!

All transactions are final! Sell now!

A minimum population of 100 million is required to sell your soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.


Take mine, its useless.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:21 am
by Apulita
Apulita is happy to offer his soul! :bow:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:29 am
by Morndul
French Canadia wrote:
What if I use souls from Lordran?


Do you have proof of ownership?

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I tried to send the appropriate amounts to New Babylonia and Apulita but it seems 1.000 = 1. Adjusting my rates accordingly. Post again if you still want to sell.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:31 am
by The North Polish Union
Unfortunately, we sold our souls for pierogi long ago. Is it OK if we use stolen souls from someone else?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:33 am
by Morndul
The North Polish Union wrote:Unfortunately, we sold our souls for pierogi long ago. Is it OK if we use stolen souls from someone else?


Do you have proof of ownership?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:34 am
by Zombie Jesus
Sadly I don't think I have one to sell.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:58 am
by StellarGate
Cool, I don't need my soul, you can have it.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 am
by Itanpavia
May my soul be upon you. Use it to by many things.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 am
by Morndul
StellarGate wrote:Cool, I don't need my soul, you can have it.


First finalized soul purchase of the day!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 am
by New Event Horizon
Soul.exe has been uploaded onto Morndul database.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:04 am
by Morndul
@Itanpavia & New Event Horizon

Purchased!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:14 am
by Sunrise Islands
Hmmm

I was going to sell my soul to satan so he could build me my own Volcano island, but this sounds so much better!

*wraps soul in blood red velvet and hands it over*

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:17 am
by Morndul
Sunrise Islands wrote:Hmmm

I was going to sell my soul to satan so he could build me my own Volcano island, but this sounds so much better!

*wraps soul in blood red velvet and hands it over*


He just gives stupid stuff with cruel, ironic twists anyway. Thanks for the soul!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:18 am
by Kelinfort
I offer my soul and the souls of my two puppets.
Fersceau
Richie Rich

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:19 am
by Capisaria
I offer the souls of my puppets, Tallonius and Bbzz.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:21 am
by Morndul
We're not accepting puppet souls.

Kelinfort, are you still ready for me to go ahead if it's just yours?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:21 am
by Kelinfort
Morndul wrote:We're not accepting puppet souls.

Kelinfort, are you still ready for me to go ahead if it's just yours?

Sure.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:22 am
by Phalnia
My soul is yours.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:22 am
by Syritannia
Fine. Ill sell

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:25 am
by Ekoridge
I have about 9. Soooo, how much can I get for those?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:27 am
by Morndul
Ekoridge wrote:I have about 9. Soooo, how much can I get for those?


If all nine are yours originally we're only willing to buy one.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:31 am
by The Republic of Haven
Since the Repbulic of Haven claims not to have a soul to put fear into its population, take the one I have so I no longer have to lie!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:33 am
by Britcan
I'm willing to sell my soul, although it may be somewhat corrupted from my years of debauchery.