Buying souls! Sell your soul for ByteCoins! [Closed]

[Morndul]

Since the Repbulic of Haven claims not to have a soul to put fear into its population, take the one I have so I no longer have to lie!

Done.

Interesting first post.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Do we have to sell our leader's soul or can we sell the souls of our slaves? We have 1 million slaves whose souls we would be willing to sell.

[The Saint James Islands]

I have a soul to sell, if you have a good enough price.

[United Provinces of Atlantica]

Do to the fact the Prime Minister is an atheist and doesn't believe in souls, combined with the fact that Atlantican Paganism doesn't mention the concept of a "soul", the Prime Minister is selling his soul and giving the money to the Proletariat.

[Morndul]

Do we have to sell our leader's soul or can we sell the souls of our slaves? We have 1 million slaves whose souls we would be willing to sell.

We won't accept your slaves' souls.

I have a soul to sell, if you have a good enough price.

The rate is 1.000 for your soul. Take it or leave it.

[The Saint James Islands]

I have a soul to sell, if you have a good enough price.

The rate is 1.000 for your soul. Take it or leave it.

Done!

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

Take the 9 souls of my region. I also have proof of ownership.
*hands over proof of ownership*

[The Serbian Empire]

I want to sell my "soul" for a ByteCoin. The proceeds will be used to build a monument to Roger "Syd" Barrett.

[Ekoridge]

I have about 9. Soooo, how much can I get for those?

If all nine are yours originally we're only willing to buy one.

That's discrimination! I want my full amount. And I just remembered that I lost one in an accident last year, so it'll only be 8. But if you won't buy all my souls, then I'll have to report your name to the manager. Do you work for Satan? I'm going to call him and tell him you're species-ist, or whatever. *calling Satan on the phone*

[Morndul]

Take the 9 souls of my region. I also have proof of ownership.
*hands over proof of ownership*

Proof of ownership meaning links to pages in which you've acquired other users' souls with their consent, like I'm doing in this thread. If all nine of those souls are original to you, they're worth the same amount of bragging rights collectively as one.

That's discrimination! I want my full amount. And I just remembered that I lost one in an accident last year, so it'll only be 8. But if you won't buy all my souls, then I'll have to report your name to the manager. Do you work for Satan? I'm going to call him and tell him you're species-ist, or whatever. *calling Satan on the phone*

Satan is a competitor.

[Ekoridge]

That's discrimination! I want my full amount. And I just remembered that I lost one in an accident last year, so it'll only be 8. But if you won't buy all my souls, then I'll have to report your name to the manager. Do you work for Satan? I'm going to call him and tell him you're species-ist, or whatever. *calling Satan on the phone*

Satan is a competitor.

Oh, well... *hangs up on Satan* who runs Morndul Soul Enterprises? Don't you have a complaints hotline? I was born with 9 souls, and I have the right to sell them. All of them.

[Morndul]

Oh, well... *hangs up on Satan* who runs Morndul Soul Enterprises? Don't you have a complaints hotline? I was born with 9 souls, and I have the right to sell them. All of them.

Morndul runs Morndul Soul Enterprises™. I'm Morndul.

Like I told New Mushroom Kingdom: If all nine eight of those souls are original to you, they're worth the same bragging rights collectively as one soul.

[Ekoridge]

Oh, well... *hangs up on Satan* who runs Morndul Soul Enterprises? Don't you have a complaints hotline? I was born with 9 souls, and I have the right to sell them. All of them.

Morndul runs Morndul Soul Enterprises™. I'm Morndul.

Like I told New Mushroom Kingdom: If all nine eight of those souls are original to you, they're worth the same bragging rights collectively as one soul.

Fine, can I sell just one?

[Morndul]

Morndul runs Morndul Soul Enterprises™. I'm Morndul.

Like I told New Mushroom Kingdom: If all nine eight of those souls are original to you, they're worth the same bragging rights collectively as one soul.

Fine, can I sell just one?

Yes. Sending the ByteCoin now.

[Valrico]

Well, I have 887 million people willing... give or take 887 million people..

[New Tsavon]

Shut up and take my soul!

[The Land of Heat and Clock Work]

I'll sell!

[New Mushroom Kingdom]

I will take the normal price then. Send the Bytecoin over.

[Kojey]

You can have my soul.

[Britcan]

Can I sell you the souls of others if I have proof of ownership?

[Morndul]

Can I sell you the souls of others if I have proof of ownership?

Yes. Let's see it.

[The Land of Heat and Clock Work]

Wait I misread. I thought it promised ฿1000. I'd like my soul back please. You can have your coin

[Zeroth Reich]

You can buy my soul, I don't need it

[New Tsavon]

Wait I misread. I thought it promised ฿1000. I'd like my soul back please. You can have your coin

Same here!

[New Aerios]

I'll sell, bye bye soul.