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Morndul
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Buying souls! Sell your soul for ByteCoins! [Closed]

Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:17 am

BUSINESS CLOSED

Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is back!

Did you want to sell your soul to the almighty Morndul two years ago but miss your chance?! Have no fear, Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is here!

1.000 ByteCoin for your soul! That's right, 1.000 ByteCoin for 1 measly soul! What's it good for?!

All transactions are final! Sell now!

A minimum population of 100 million is required to sell your soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.

Souls purchased:
Blargoblarg (Co-owned with CoolBoyGcp) - Link

Terra Luce
Itanica
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StellarGate
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Sunrise Islands
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Phalnia
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The Saint James Islands
The Serbian Empire
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Todlichebujoku
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Hgvar
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Ainin
Razmistan
Welshiistan
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French Canadia
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Postby French Canadia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:20 am

Morndul wrote:Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is back!

Did you want to sell your soul to the almighty Morndul two years ago but miss your chance?! Have no fear, Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is here!

100 ByteCoins for your soul! That's right, 100 ByteCoins for 1 measly soul! What's it good for?!

All transactions are final! Sell now!

A minimum population of 100 million is required to sell your soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.


What if I use souls from Lordran?
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New Babylonia
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Postby New Babylonia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:21 am

Morndul wrote:Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is back!

Did you want to sell your soul to the almighty Morndul two years ago but miss your chance?! Have no fear, Morndul Soul Enterprises™ is here!

100 ByteCoins for your soul! That's right, 100 ByteCoins for 1 measly soul! What's it good for?!

All transactions are final! Sell now!

A minimum population of 100 million is required to sell your soul to Morndul Soul Enterprises™.


Take mine, its useless.
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Apulita
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Postby Apulita » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:21 am

Apulita is happy to offer his soul! :bow:
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:29 am

French Canadia wrote:
What if I use souls from Lordran?


Do you have proof of ownership?

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I tried to send the appropriate amounts to New Babylonia and Apulita but it seems 1.000 = 1. Adjusting my rates accordingly. Post again if you still want to sell.
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The North Polish Union
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Postby The North Polish Union » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:31 am

Unfortunately, we sold our souls for pierogi long ago. Is it OK if we use stolen souls from someone else?
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:33 am

The North Polish Union wrote:Unfortunately, we sold our souls for pierogi long ago. Is it OK if we use stolen souls from someone else?


Do you have proof of ownership?
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Zombie Jesus
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:34 am

Sadly I don't think I have one to sell.
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StellarGate
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Postby StellarGate » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:58 am

Cool, I don't need my soul, you can have it.
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Itanpavia
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Postby Itanpavia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 am

May my soul be upon you. Use it to by many things.
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 am

StellarGate wrote:Cool, I don't need my soul, you can have it.


First finalized soul purchase of the day!
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New Event Horizon
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Postby New Event Horizon » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:00 am

Soul.exe has been uploaded onto Morndul database.
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:04 am

@Itanpavia & New Event Horizon

Purchased!
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Sunrise Islands
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Postby Sunrise Islands » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:14 am

Hmmm

I was going to sell my soul to satan so he could build me my own Volcano island, but this sounds so much better!

*wraps soul in blood red velvet and hands it over*
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:17 am

Sunrise Islands wrote:Hmmm

I was going to sell my soul to satan so he could build me my own Volcano island, but this sounds so much better!

*wraps soul in blood red velvet and hands it over*


He just gives stupid stuff with cruel, ironic twists anyway. Thanks for the soul!
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Kelinfort
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Postby Kelinfort » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:18 am

I offer my soul and the souls of my two puppets.
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Capisaria
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Postby Capisaria » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:19 am

I offer the souls of my puppets, Tallonius and Bbzz.
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:21 am

We're not accepting puppet souls.

Kelinfort, are you still ready for me to go ahead if it's just yours?
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Postby Kelinfort » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:21 am

Morndul wrote:We're not accepting puppet souls.

Kelinfort, are you still ready for me to go ahead if it's just yours?

Sure.
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Phalnia
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Postby Phalnia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:22 am

My soul is yours.

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Syritannia
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Postby Syritannia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:22 am

Fine. Ill sell
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Ekoridge
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Postby Ekoridge » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:25 am

I have about 9. Soooo, how much can I get for those?
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Morndul
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Postby Morndul » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:27 am

Ekoridge wrote:I have about 9. Soooo, how much can I get for those?


If all nine are yours originally we're only willing to buy one.
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The Republic of Haven
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Postby The Republic of Haven » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:31 am

Since the Repbulic of Haven claims not to have a soul to put fear into its population, take the one I have so I no longer have to lie!
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Britcan
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Postby Britcan » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:33 am

I'm willing to sell my soul, although it may be somewhat corrupted from my years of debauchery.

This nation should not be taken to be representative of my real-life views, nor should any of the nonsense I posted on here as a teenager.
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