You were expecting a description? Clearly there is no need for a description, because Todd bytecoin is best bytecoin. Still not satisfied? Well, our bytecoins come from the finest miners who are hand-selected from other nations (we "draft" them because forest animals can't really do the job). Our bytecoins are mined from the best bytes available - we cannot disclose what bytes they are, though - that's a trade secret.
So, in conclusion, Todd bytecoin is best bytecoin. And Veskono sounds cool, too. Who doesn't want a cool-sounding currency? It rolls right off the tongue. "Veskono". Sort of hints at its dominance over all other currencies. "Dollar"? Boooo-ring. VESKONO. Now that's a currency you can set your watch to!
Take it from me. Remember to eat your wheaties and that Todd bytecoin is best bytecoin. We don't have Nigerian princes or sell stuff on craigslist, asking you to sell it to us for more money via Western Union and suddenly the funds are gone. No. We're not in the business of swindling our customers. We're in the business of dominating the market and kicking the tar outta the other currencies. And stuff.
Look at this picture of a fox. The animal-type fox.
Would anyone who posted a picture that cute be up to no good? I think not. Plus we're commended, so you know you can rely on us. Also, if the fox could talk I'm sure it'd say Todd bytecoin is best bytecoin.
Did we mention that Todd bytecoin is best bytecoin? Well, it is. For endorsement purposes, let's ask LeVarr Burton. Hey LeVarr, is Todd bytecoin best bytecoin?
"Yes it is, but you don't have to take my word for it."
Yeah, well, thanks. Anyway Todd bytecoin is best bytecoin.