There are no zombies this year

by **Tindomelia** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:53 pm

Yeah, we already cleared up our minor ... gingivitis outbreak here in the Alamite Confederation. False alarm, nothing to be worried about. This is not the pandemic you're looking for *waves hand to perform Jed-Mind trick*

by **Mimi Mimikins** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:52 pm

I'm actually planning to make Mimi Mimikins a permanent "Zombie Empress," meaning her "Zombie Empire" lasts beyond Z-Day for RP purposes.

by **Blargoblarg** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:24 pm

These "zombies" are clearly just a newly evolved form of humanity. We should embrace them.

by **Puutis** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:57 pm

cool

World Cup 81/82/83/84

The Reformed American Republic wrote:Truly not. A parody of Trump's denialism! I absolutely love it.

Oy. I support the remarks of my honorable colleague. We're already in the zombie apocalypse phase of 2020.

I wish we had the option of doing an Emily/Virginia Wolff type of response to ZDay...

World Cup 81/82/83/84

Z-defender wrote:How come the tags have appeared and stuff but for some reason I can't choose an option for cure and exterminate and embrace?

Exactly

by **Einherfell** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:01 am

I ain't nevah seen no zambae, nah way, ser. Nu-uh, Big mama yuyu ain't unna let her babies fall fer dat

by **Drongonia** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:03 am

There are no zombies in Drongonia! Why would there be? Drongonia has the world's BEST doctors, hospitals, military crowd-control, law enforcement - everything! The best! Believe me!

I'd also like to assure Dronognians that the reports of people being dragged off the streets into unmarked vans are purely FAKE NEWS and are greatly overexaggerated by the enemy of the people, the lamestream media! If you want the best news, FUX News is obviously the only unbiased choice, or TVDG which may be state-owned, but is totally fair and balanced folks!

Anyway, go about your daily lives as normal, there is absolutely nothing to fear. The borders will be staying closed, however. There are many sick and frankly SAD countries who have not managed to prevent the spread of this Chinese zombie virus as we have... sick, sad people - the worst!

Have a great day and God Bless Drongonia!

- Prime Minister William English

by **Anozia** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:32 am

...
Uh oh

by **The Notorious Mad Jack** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 8:24 am

That news event was dumb and insensitive. It's perfectly fine to do Z-Day without directly invoking Trump and the on-going situation.

by **Dr Kristin-Westphalen** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 8:41 am

Yup my people definitely did not all die from zombies.............

by **Hfhbsd** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:36 am

The Notorious Mad Jack wrote:That news event was dumb and insensitive. It's perfectly fine to do Z-Day without directly invoking Trump and the on-going situation.

It never directly mentioned anything about Trump.

by **Spode Humbled Minions** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:32 pm

Why would someone think that this is a parody of the president?

by **ImperialRussia** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 7:25 pm

Fake news

by **South Acren** » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:45 pm

"Ironic" - some old space emperor or something

by **Reploid Productions** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:21 pm

And that's a wrap, clearly the zombie threat was vastly overstated and there was no need to panic.

More seriously, we'll be kicking this subforum back into the Archives later today. If you have any RP threads you would like to keep working on please drop us a line in the Moderation forum to ask for a thread tow to the appropriate RPing subforum.

by **Imperial Rifta** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:58 pm

Blargoblarg wrote:These "zombies" are clearly just a newly evolved form of humanity. We should embrace them.

I will never

There are no zombies this year

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