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Pleau
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Founded: Oct 22, 2020
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Postby Pleau » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:24 am

Pleau wrote:Wait ... that was it weird humans and broke, I put him in the mental hospital
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North Cromch
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Posts: 235
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:16 am

Let's see how long it takes until the zombies breach their containment.
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Pleau
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Founded: Oct 22, 2020
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Postby Pleau » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:18 am

Sorry for my repeat, I didn't do it on purpose
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Carrelie
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Posts: 450
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:21 am

Zombies? What are they? Never heard of 'em!
✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Pedesko
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Founded: Oct 01, 2020
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Postby Pedesko » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:31 am

It appears pedesko's parliament has a *cough cough* minor outbreak*. Our leader, however, has NOT been infected and is quarantining.
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Winner909098
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Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Winner909098 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:45 am

Oh, phew! I thought that I would actually have to spend money on defending my people. If there is no war, then I can spend more money stopping those annoying dragons that rampage!
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Chan Island
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Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Chan Island » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:47 am

Nothing to see here then! Better not follow any precautions or listen to any experts or arm up. Jolly good. :D
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Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.
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North Japan
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Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 28, 2011
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby North Japan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:51 am

Indeed, there are none!

Our divine chairwoman of the Revolutionary Worker's Party has made sure that zombies have been eradicated all across the multiverse! No longer is there a threat of the undead hordes and our eternal leader will make sure she will guide us to a bright, zombieless future!
Disclaimer* almost everything this nation releases through official channels is to be considered: fake news/propaganda.
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United States of Natan
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Posts: 5790
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:06 pm

There's no zombies in Ba Sing Se. There are no zombies within the walls. Here, we are safe. Here, we are free.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
(Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting)

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Z-defender
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Founded: Sep 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Z-defender » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:14 pm

How come the tags have appeared and stuff but for some reason I can't choose an option for cure and exterminate and embrace?
AKA The Python
Roleplay: I am The Python, my region in The Snakes
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Eleutescepta
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Posts: 39
Founded: Feb 20, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Eleutescepta » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:19 pm

«You will hear today all that you need in order to understand the purposes of the Enemy. There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it. But you do not stand alone.»

~Elrond of Rivendell~
The Antipodal Nordic Wolf of Eleutescepta
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Minskiev
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Posts: 2423
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Minskiev » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:25 pm

Well this aged poorly
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Holy Marsh
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Posts: 5699
Founded: Nov 09, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Holy Marsh » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:27 pm

Minskiev wrote:Well this aged poorly

Did you...take it at face value, which it clearly was not? :P Why would they have opened the forum and launched topics if there wasn't going to be?
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Saralonia
Minister
 
Posts: 3381
Founded: Mar 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saralonia » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:27 pm

There's no zombies comrade, just very severe cases of rabies, yes rabies.
☭ WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITED ☭
Hello there, currently in the process of translating and renovating all my factbooks.
Goodbye and good luck (This nation only represents some of my political ideologies)
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ Glory to Ukraine!
Current Leader: Chairwoman José Amanda
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Naribobastan
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Posts: 23
Founded: Jul 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Naribobastan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:41 pm

Zombies are in my nation, Z day has started
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Side 3
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Posts: 263
Founded: Jul 07, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Side 3 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:44 pm

Naribobastan wrote:Zombies are in my nation, Z day has started

Lies. Those are just people with a skin condition. Please ignore them and let them continue on. Do not attempt to stop them. Just ignore them. They are normal. We are normal. You can not stop us.
Sieg Zeon!

REDCON-1

ZeoNet Channel 2:

January 22nd, 0097: Stocks in the Zimmad Corporation have gone down by 5% today, following the military's decision to halt its purchase of the company's latest mobile armor. The unnamed mobile armor has been rumored to have been in development for the past 6 years, and would've been worth roughly $150 million.
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United States of Natan
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Posts: 5790
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:45 pm

Side 3 wrote:
Naribobastan wrote:Zombies are in my nation, Z day has started

Lies. Those are just people with a skin condition. Please ignore them and let them continue on. Do not attempt to stop them. Just ignore them. They are normal. We are normal. You can not stop us.

There are no zombies in Nationstates. There's no zombies within the site. Here we are safe. Here, we are free.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
(Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting)

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Minskiev
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Posts: 2423
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Minskiev » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:46 pm

Holy Marsh wrote:
Minskiev wrote:Well this aged poorly

Did you...take it at face value, which it clearly was not? :P Why would they have opened the forum and launched topics if there wasn't going to be?


nope

obviously it’s a joke statement
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The Gold Mines
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Posts: 297
Founded: Dec 13, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Gold Mines » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:49 pm

Uh...yeah there are
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Dominioan
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Posts: 1127
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dominioan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:50 pm

The Gold Mines wrote:Uh...yeah there are

Lies
Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
Cool person

I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

BOOMER SOONER
CHOP ON
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Side 3
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Posts: 263
Founded: Jul 07, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Side 3 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:51 pm

The Gold Mines wrote:Uh...yeah there are

You are delirious.

We will cure you.

We will set you free.

Join us.
Sieg Zeon!

REDCON-1

ZeoNet Channel 2:

January 22nd, 0097: Stocks in the Zimmad Corporation have gone down by 5% today, following the military's decision to halt its purchase of the company's latest mobile armor. The unnamed mobile armor has been rumored to have been in development for the past 6 years, and would've been worth roughly $150 million.
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Saralonia
Minister
 
Posts: 3381
Founded: Mar 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saralonia » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:03 pm

The Gold Mines wrote:Uh...yeah there are


what are you talking about comrade? It's just slighly more severe cases of rabies, everything is under control
☭ WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITED ☭
Hello there, currently in the process of translating and renovating all my factbooks.
Goodbye and good luck (This nation only represents some of my political ideologies)
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ Glory to Ukraine!
Current Leader: Chairwoman José Amanda
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Theatrical Theists
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Posts: 36
Founded: Oct 04, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Theatrical Theists » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:13 pm

There are only 3.6 infections. Not great, but not bad, either.
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Naribobastan
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Posts: 23
Founded: Jul 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Naribobastan » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:17 pm

Side 3 wrote:
Naribobastan wrote:Zombies are in my nation, Z day has started

Lies. Those are just people with a skin condition. Please ignore them and let them continue on. Do not attempt to stop them. Just ignore them. They are normal. We are normal. You can not stop us.

why
those are zombies, they are appearing in my nation, you cannot stop me
:rofl:
:meh:
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Kaiserholt
Diplomat
 
Posts: 846
Founded: Sep 04, 2012
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kaiserholt » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:25 pm

We find the terms "Zombie" and "Empire" to be micro-aggressions, and ask you pink skins to please refrain from such vulgarities. Kaiserholt prefers to be called Undead. So much softer.
"Hello, Masaki home. Oh, that sounds like if I were married to the family. How embarrassing. What do you think? Do you think it sounds that way?"

"I have been many things in my life, Mollari. I have been silly. I have been quiet when I should have spoken. I have been foolish. And I have wasted far too much time. But I am still Centauri. And I am not afraid."

"You are elevating futility to a high art. There is nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality."
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