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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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West Expon
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We Need A Cure!

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:10 am

Hello!

It seems that most of the other regions have failed to notice the obvious solution. A cure! If we team up, we can easily create a cure! East Expon has been taken over already and we can't lose more regions!

With Regards,
And a bit of fear
West Expon
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Yenikader
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Postby Yenikader » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:14 am

Don't worry! The Reborn Foundation has prepared for this event, and once it gets everything ready, it will focus on curing outsiders.
I'm the founder of a dead region called The Reborn Foundation that I still hold onto because I can.
I feel bad for bothering the mods, or anyone else, with my stupidity over the years.
On behalf of past/present/future me, I apologise.
Then again, I am in currently in the act of doing things that future me would consider cringe, this probably included.
Only time, and other much more wise people, can tell.
Frisbeeteria wrote: (which led to this)
Yenikader wrote:They You should probably make one.

Fixed that for you. Feel free to make and post a dispatch with relevant rules. You might even get a lot of upvotes and links.
I feel like in some alternate history far away from this one I could've been an NS mod. Then again, that's what they all say, don't they?
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West Expon
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The Aftermath

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:14 am

Oh.

And if you're wondering what we can do with the leftovers, two words; bio weapons. BOOM! Enemies are obliterated!

With Regards,

West Expon
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Conelania
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Recruiting for a Cure

Postby Conelania » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:41 am

I am seeing if some people would like to help make a cure. The event is in 2 hours. I shall see if we get enough, then I'll send a telegram in 3-5 hours to update you.
Nations making up Conelania:
Palonka-Skansia (Made up of Pania, Skaniva, Kansia and Loka)
Iscarmin (Made up of Icremia and Scarminki)
Conelaka

Our current leader: Merson Conectia
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West Expon
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Rabies Might Work

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:56 am

Greetings!

After doing some research, my top scientists have found that the zombie virus is very similar to rabies. Similar enough that if we modify the rabies vaccine the slightest bit, BOOM! We have a cure!

With Hope,

West Expon
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The Pangaean Terra Union
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Postby The Pangaean Terra Union » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:34 pm

We are in the process of finding a cure for it. If one cannot be found, then I got a military option on standby in the Golden Elpis Terran Ecumene. However, that is a last resort option. Currently, we hit it early and only have 25 million currently infected out of 320 million people. Any ideas as to speed up research on a cure? Granted, my society is scientifically advanced according to the banners, but wondering if it will have any effect as to cure progress.
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The Grand Desert Library
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Postby The Grand Desert Library » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:37 pm

We're a solitary nation with locked borders and no embassies. Wish us luck...

Surely researching a cure would be easy given we're a library...right?
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Mr Zombie
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Postby Mr Zombie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:48 pm

Zombism is the cure to all life's woes! Embrace the gift of the infection and see all the joys of brain eating has to offer you in your new immortal life.
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
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West Expon
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Nope

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:51 pm

How about no.
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Mr Zombie
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Postby Mr Zombie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:52 pm

West Expon wrote:How about no.


How about you try it, just one bite and you'll be hooked I promise.
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
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West Expon
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Questioning

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:53 pm

WIll my people still be, people? Can we still function as a semi-normal society?
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth
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Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:55 pm

Mr Zombie wrote:
West Expon wrote:How about no.


How about you try it, just one bite and you'll be hooked I promise.

hey could you try biting this syringe
"Furthermore, I submit that Carthage NSG must be destroyed." t. Marcus Porcius Cato

IC name is "Blauveldt-Ryszana".

A traumatized, but recovering, MT-Early PMT/FanT constitutional monarchy consisting of a personal and constitutional union of two Realms. Features: near-universal gun ownership, governmental dysfunction, terrified Christinaslander Air National Guard personnel counting down the days until they rotate back home, and an eternal standoff with the last of it's former oppressors.

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West Expon
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Ha

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:56 pm

:lol2:
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:
Mr Zombie wrote:
How about you try it, just one bite and you'll be hooked I promise.

hey could you try biting this syringe
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Mr Zombie
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Postby Mr Zombie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:56 pm

As a zombie, you will be immortal, be stronger and faster than ever before in pursue of human brains.
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BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
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Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:57 pm

Mr Zombie wrote:As a zombie, you will be immortal, be stronger and faster than ever before in pursue of human brains.

how is that going to do shit against privately-owned armored vehicles
"Furthermore, I submit that Carthage NSG must be destroyed." t. Marcus Porcius Cato

IC name is "Blauveldt-Ryszana".

A traumatized, but recovering, MT-Early PMT/FanT constitutional monarchy consisting of a personal and constitutional union of two Realms. Features: near-universal gun ownership, governmental dysfunction, terrified Christinaslander Air National Guard personnel counting down the days until they rotate back home, and an eternal standoff with the last of it's former oppressors.

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Wisea
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Postby Wisea » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:58 pm

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:
Mr Zombie wrote:As a zombie, you will be immortal, be stronger and faster than ever before in pursue of human brains.

how is that going to do shit against privately-owned armored vehicles

F A S T
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth
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Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:59 pm

Wisea wrote:
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:how is that going to do shit against privately-owned armored vehicles

F A S T

so are armored vehicles
"Furthermore, I submit that Carthage NSG must be destroyed." t. Marcus Porcius Cato

IC name is "Blauveldt-Ryszana".

A traumatized, but recovering, MT-Early PMT/FanT constitutional monarchy consisting of a personal and constitutional union of two Realms. Features: near-universal gun ownership, governmental dysfunction, terrified Christinaslander Air National Guard personnel counting down the days until they rotate back home, and an eternal standoff with the last of it's former oppressors.

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West Expon
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What

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:59 pm

Isn't there any downside to being a zombie?
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Mr Zombie
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Postby Mr Zombie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:00 pm

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:
Mr Zombie wrote:As a zombie, you will be immortal, be stronger and faster than ever before in pursue of human brains.

how is that going to do shit against privately-owned armored vehicles


Zombies have their own, except our soldiers are immortal, unlike you weak humans. Embrace the gift of infection, all are one in the horde.
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
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Neue Coolidge
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Postby Neue Coolidge » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:01 pm

Mr Zombie wrote:
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:how is that going to do shit against privately-owned armored vehicles


Zombies have their own, except our soldiers are immortal, unlike you weak humans. Embrace the gift of infection, all are one in the horde.


Testify, fellow zombie-lover.
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West Expon
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*Sigh*

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:01 pm

Another one?
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Pacomia
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Postby Pacomia » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:02 pm

We're working on researching a cure.
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Current accidental policies: No Sex
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Progressive capitalism gang

GLORY TO CASCADIA, NUCLEAR ENERGY IS A GOOD THING!
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West Expon
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Cooperation

Postby West Expon » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:03 pm

We need to work together to make the cure!
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Athonuna
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Postby Athonuna » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:04 pm

I’ve mobilized our region to control the zombies populations, and then we’ll begin researching a cure while some other send out hit squads to eliminate the other zombies
Current Accidental policies (Thanks, Pacomia): Corporal Punishment, Prudism, Child Labor (sort of)
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NOR AM I KAZAKH ARGENTINA (You know who you are)
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Mr Zombie
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Postby Mr Zombie » Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:04 pm

Pacomia wrote:We're working on researching a cure.


Infection is the cure! Praise Lazarus the original zombie! Together we must spread this gift to everyone! Salvation is a bite away!
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
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