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Welcome to the Zombie Radio. This is The Crazybloxian Times’ zombie alert wing, and will pump out reports of zombies, and recommendations on targets. We’ll keep broadcasting after the apocalypse, and you’ll still be able to listen to us on F&NI. We’ll also rename to Crazybloxia Radio after the apocalypse.
Enjoy our radio, and we will begin broadcasting.

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Zombie Radio!

Reporting over here, this is your very first broadcast at Zombie Radio. Your fellow zombie-prepared citizen Tamasing Anchailu from Crazybloxia. Today, we’re talking a Zombie Apocalypse. Sightings of weird objects have been reported in many cities. But Crazybloxian Empire is embracing the zombies to export a bunch of hordes to the doorsteps of Crazybloxian Empire’s enemies.

Which, are err? Obviously, Meteluia will be in the game to export the zombies to Renegalle, and then Meteluia will be taken to TNP and back to Force after the apocalypse, for zombie protection.

Presenting our new radio speaker, Plopile Enchisag.

How’s the day going, Plopile Enchisag?

- Tamasing Anchailu

Well, it’s certainly going great, but tomorrow I should repeal that statement because we do know there’s a zombie apocalyspe going on. We did want to buy arms from Wolf Armaments, but they relentlessly denied. So we’re stuck with arms. We have our own guns anyways.
- Plopile Enchisag

Oh, and random talk again, lemme sing the Soviet anthem. Soyuz nerushimy, respublik svobodnykh, spotila naveki velikaya rus!
- Tamasing Anchailu

The results are in. And speaking, we’re the very first radio channel on NationStates, and since no-one is trying to compete, we’ll be the biggest radio ever, with HUGE readership, right? But back to Zombies.

Zombies, as you may know, will eat lots of flesh. We are probably expecting survivors to go down, infected up then down, dead up as Infected go down. And TNP has spoken. They will be going to great across-a-trillion-universe lengths to get the cure. And for obsessed presidents, it’s going to turn into a 33-hour gaming marathon.

The zombies are only active for 33 hours. After their 33-hour rampage they suddenly neutralize. This has happened several times, which I think is 7 times. We’re seeing an eighth rampage. Happy Halloween. Now presenting to you a non-zombie related broadcast. How’s the day going, T-Series Obliterator Group, or Masna Schur and Kaizen Prealim?
- Tamasing Anchilu

As you may know, there’s a war going on. It’s on YouTube by the way. T-Series’ subscriber count is approaching PewDiePie’s count, which is gonna dethrone him. He’s held the record and has been strong for 5 years. We’re pretty sure T-Series won’t bypass him. What’s your opinion on this, my fellow friend Masna (Schur)?

- Kaizen Prealim

Things are going great, although personally, we need to drop an atom bomb on India, which could cripple T-Series and secure PewDiePie’s spot of “most subs”. Most Subs? Maybe that means “More Submarines”, or “More Subscribers”. Anyways PewDiePie’s still in the game.

But this is Zombie Radio, it should be about the apocalypse we’re dealing with right now, not this PewDiePie vs T-Series situation here. But one last thing to say, SocialBlade will keep track of the counts.
- Masna Schur


Well, that was a good opinion, T-Series Obliterator Group. Now would you please leave the radio station I’ve got a Zombie broadcast to make.

Well, they’re outta here so,

Zombies fresh from Meteluia to approach Renegalle, in prepartion for the Zombie Battle because the Empire will ask Meteluia to send the zombies. In fact, Crazybloxian Empire already contacted Meteluia on this manner. Meteluia did accept, but there’s no photographic evidence to be provided, given we are a text-only radio.

The rules will be changed, but for the meantime, it’s suggested TNP close borders for a while the second the zombies wake-up. We also have to deploy tanks on the doorstep of millions/billions of cemeteries all over the multiverse.

- Tamasing Anchilu

Update: We’ve been working hard to deal with the zombies, but apparently there’s no way to neutralize them before the apocalypse. It’s just inevitable. Anyway, remember the zombie survival rules. Stock up on medicines, food, meats, veggies, guns from the gun store, because we’re talking about a serious life-endargering situation.

It’s just no use to stand during a big zombie apocalypse. Anyway, now’s the time to check Youtube for any zombie survival tips. And since it’s on Halloween, it can simply be a coincidence, I call.


- Tamasing Anchilu