THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS!!!! YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TRICKED!!!!! THERE IS NO ADMIN-CREATED APOCALYPSE, BUT THERE IS I, THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-PUTIN!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT... I, KIM JONG-PUTIN, SUPREME OVERLORD OF THIS UNIVERSE AND ALL OF THE UNIVERSES THAT I DEFINITELY KNOW OF, STARTED THE ENTIRE THING!!! IN MY INFINITE WISDOM, I DECIDED TO CONJURE UP A MASS ZOMBIE INFECTION OUT OF BOREDOM AND SEND IT TO ACTUAL, NOT FAKE ONES LIKE MINE, DEMOCRATIC NATIONS!!! Oh.... HOW THEIR REACTIONS WERE!!! THOSE WHO WERE INFECTED WERE IMMEDIATELY QUARANTINED AND SHOT ON SIGHT!!!! I WAS EATING MY SAVORY KIM JONG-PUTIN FRIED CHICKEN WINGS DURING THE ORDEAL!
And the best part? IT KEPT SPREADING!!!! After all, KIM JONG-PUTIN HAS THE ABILITY TO DO SO!!! This time, however, the VIRUSES will have a mind of its own!!! HAHAHAHA!!! ENJOY YOURSELVES, YOU DEMOCRACIES AND NON-WORSHIPPERS OF I, THE INFINITELY GLORIOUS KIM JONG-PUTIN, I SHALL BE CONSUMING MY UNHEALTHY ICE CREAM CONES WHILE YOU INFERIORS ATTEMPT TO STAVE OFF MY INFINITELY TERRIFYING VIRUS!!! Just remember.... there is no "generated" apocalypse, but there IS Kim Jong-Putin!!!!!!!!!
NORTH KORUSSIA NUMBAH WAN!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:01 pm
by Zipangese Star Empire
There's a time for people to stop doing certain things and I don't mean to sound rude or like a troll but, OP needs to stop. Honestly.
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:10 pm
by Netherspace
"Right. You rule infinite universes. Wake up, fat man."
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:12 pm
by Menta Lee-IL
ooc: Gee, wonder where they got their shtick from. #Unimpressed.
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:40 pm
by Willania Imperium
“Something tells me that this leader got the illness already...” -EAW
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:46 pm
by Stellar Colonies
"Your claim at spreading a deadly illness throughout the multiverse is looked upon as unlikely by this Council. Perhaps this statement is an attempt to terrify voters during any national elections currently occurring?"
~ Confederate Council
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:58 pm
by Destructive Government Economic System
What now? Only DEAREST LEADERMenta Lee-Il may conjure up such an infection. HE is the only infinitely glorious one here!!!
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
Menta Lee-IL wrote:ooc: Gee, wonder where they got their shtick from. #Unimpressed.
OOC: He almost looks like a clone of your nation
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:05 pm
by Trivolia
"Our great leader would like to know the resources we would seize conquring you....wait, wait, he mean't the resources he would obtaining from TRADE, yes that is it" Foreign spokesman for Great Leader
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:14 pm
by Eire nan Iar
The so called "Democratic North Korussia" is a reactionary and imperialist regime trying to hide their oppression of the proletariat behind the symbols of socialism. The "zombie virus" bioweapon is merely another tool to remove workers autonomy and render them brainless peasants for the authoritarian leader and his coterie of privileged parasites.
As the meglomaniac autocrat has confessed his crimes, we The Peoples Republic will assist the downtrodden workers of Korussia in their struggle to overthrow their criminal overlord and bring about a truly democratic regime.
Aontaigí, a oibrithe an domhain!
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:17 pm
by Martian Communities
"Our neural scientists would be frothing at the mouth to examine your brain. Do you mind?"
- Martian spokesperson
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:18 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Zipangese Star Empire wrote:There's a time for people to stop doing certain things and I don't mean to sound rude or like a troll but, OP needs to stop. Honestly.
OOC: I don't want you tu do that. I mean, it's a good laugh
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:40 pm
by Hurricania Imperium
Time to report, as it's just more trolling.
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:00 pm
by Willania Imperium
Hurricania Imperium wrote:Time to report, as it's just more trolling.
It’s already been reported, and the mods have ruled it as “non actionable.”
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 5:03 am
by Skyhooked
Go, ahead. Your walking pieces of rotten meat will not stop our fight for freedom!
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:06 am
by Merasmia
Who is this pretender? Obviously, while Merasmus has magical powers and vast brewing knowledge, this !@#$% couldn't even figure out a slide puzz- !@#$! I DID A WRONG TURN ON THE TORSO! NOW I'LL HAVE TO DO THE DAMN THING ALL OVER AGAIN!"
~Merasmus
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:24 am
by Oakrugia
OOC: This “Korussia” guy doesn’t know what he’s actually doing. Either ruining the fun or just being a troll.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:29 am
by Kenmoria
Move to psychotic dictatorships, the amount of capitals will be appreciated there.
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:16 pm
by Euroafriasia
That Sticker Tho #Unimpressed
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:18 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
Oakrugia wrote:OOC: This “Korussia” guy doesn’t know what he’s actually doing. Either ruining the fun or just being a troll.
OOC: So you think this is not satire and that it is OOC, not IC
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:20 pm
by United Christian
This is what happens when children who lack intellect and maturity are allowed on the internet. #Unimpressed
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:33 pm
by The Federation of Kendor
United Christian wrote:This is what happens when children who lack intellect and maturity are allowed on the internet. #Unimpressed
OOC: So, this is not funny at all and that it's written by children who are supposed to not be allowed on Internet due to this, and COPPA
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:36 pm
by ATL REP-ARCHIVE
Is this some sort of joke or is the OP hopped up on candy corn?
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:42 pm
by TURTLESHROOM II
Zipangese Star Empire wrote:There's a time for people to stop doing certain things and I don't mean to sound rude or like a troll but, OP needs to stop. Honestly.
You other guys... ever heard of a "joke nation" before? This "flag" of mine is satire, and just take a look at one of the images in which it was based off from:
Got it? This is a JOKE nation, and everything that will be posted here is IC, not OOC.
Oakrugia wrote:OOC: This “Korussia” guy doesn’t know what he’s actually doing. Either ruining the fun or just being a troll.
United Christian wrote:This is what happens when children who lack intellect and maturity are allowed on the internet. #Unimpressed
You guys are the most boring people that I have ever seen. If you are going to criticize a SATIRICAL nation for being a "troll," then you should note that if I was trolling then the moderators of this game would immediately lock this thread for being so. Oakrugia, do not trollname nations, report them, and it's already too late for that since this thread has already been reported three times by others. And for you, nation with the name of United Christian, do you not already know that "children" are not allowed on these forums? And once again... you are considering a SATIRICAL nation of being "childish?" What in the world did you expect? This forum was clearly an IC one, seeing as it relates to "nations" and not the "players" themselves, and I was speaking in a jokish matter ICly, so if you think that I was speaking OOCly, then you really need to reconsider rereading my post. Literally.... "Kim Jong-Putin" clearly relates to my nation, not me in real-life. Take some time off your shoulders to determine which nations are actually TRYING to be serious, and which ones are NOT, will you?
Now that I have said this... thank you to those who responded ICly, and thank you, Kendor, for pointing out to others that I was speaking ICly and that I am a joke nation.
You may have something that isn't a virus
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:43 am
by Korachia
Yeah...it's called stupidity. I mean, you really need checked dude. Hey, if you believe you created the universe you can go ahead...
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:59 pm
