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Postby Lord Tothe » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:45 pm

We are assuming traditional slow, shambling, destroy-the-brain-to-kill-them for this exercise. Fast zombies and smart zombies are another story.

I vote for a .223 or 5.56x45 NATO rifle, probably a bolt-action or single-shot, but an AR-15 clone would offer a higher rate of fire with little accuracy loss and (if maintained...) decent reliability. An AK-74 or other 5.45x39 rifle wouldn't be a bad choice either, due to superior accuracy compared to their 7.62x39 brethren, but you won't be able to raid walmart or dead cops to resupply, and you would have had to already stash hundreds or thousands of surplus rounds beforehand, in which case you're already far more prepared than this discussion will cover I suspect. Sidearm: Whatever floats your boat. If you have to resort to it, you're in trouble already, so go with whatever you're most comfortable using. Melee: You're probably hosed if it comes to this, but a crowbar or framing hammer would probably be the best cheap and effective option.
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Postby Das Metro » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:01 pm

Just duct tape scissors to a baseball bat :p

In all seriousness, I'd be in favor of something practical, but with a long enough reach, I would have to worry about getting nipped in the hand. Something like a golf club maybe. Nothing to heavy because I don't want to carry half my own bodyweight :p Could rock it Castlevania style, and go with a whip.
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:05 pm

Katanas. Don't you know? They're just better.

Seriously, though. I'd say that autoturrets would be a lifesaver in a zombie apocalypse. It's a shooter that can't be bitten. If mounted to the ground properly, maybe placed near a manhole for maintenance and resupply sake, you could deal some serious damage to the zombie population. Hypothetically speaking, of course. I mean, can we really call ourselves experts in this field?
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Postby Greater Weselton » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:13 pm

The leader of my region apparently thinks that true love should be used against the zombies.
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Postby Kalbana » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:14 pm

WMDs

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Postby Hotgrat » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:18 pm

I think i'd prefer the XM1014, due to it being a semi-auto shotgun instead of a pump-action. And plus, if you're going to fight the zombies, you'll eventually get to close range.

Of course, there is the ammo issue, but... :/
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Postby Tyrinth » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:15 pm

Personally, I would go with a semi-automatic (or select-fire), detachable magazine fed rifle in either 9x19 or .223/5.56.
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Postby Chostea » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:00 pm

An ATS laser battery on an orbital platform. Of course, there will be civilian casualties, but the people of chostea are willing to sacrifice themselves for their nation
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Postby Empire of Narnia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:02 pm

Thriller.

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Postby Kalbana » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:03 pm

Empire of Narnia wrote:Thriller.

XD.

What about giant bulldozer/moterbike combo vehicles?

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Postby Waterwheel » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:08 pm

It's all about frag bullets in a 12 gauge shotgun. Aim for the head, watch it explode.
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Postby Ereria » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:31 pm

You guys get all fancy and tacticool with the weapons, but let me tell you nothing beats an AK-47 during a zombie apocalypse. It's durable, accepts a huge amount of punishment and the rounds shouldn't be too hard to come by.
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Postby Benian Republic » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:34 pm

Ereria wrote:You guys get all fancy and tacticool with the weapons, but let me tell you nothing beats an AK-47 during a zombie apocalypse. It's durable, accepts a huge amount of punishment and the rounds shouldn't be too hard to come by.

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Postby Kalbana » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:35 pm

Benian Republic wrote:
Ereria wrote:You guys get all fancy and tacticool with the weapons, but let me tell you nothing beats an AK-47 during a zombie apocalypse. It's durable, accepts a huge amount of punishment and the rounds shouldn't be too hard to come by.

It is men and women tht win wars not technology

So we can win wars against aliens by simply throwing a bunch of people at them!

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Postby Das Metro » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:37 pm

Kalbana wrote:
Benian Republic wrote:It is men and women tht win wars not technology

So we can win wars against aliens by simply throwing a bunch of people at them!

If you tape sharp objects (like scissors) to said people, probably.
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Postby The Eastern Antarctic State » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:39 pm

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Postby Hippie Kiwis » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:47 pm

Greater Weselton wrote:The leader of my region apparently thinks that true love should be used against the zombies.

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Postby Hippie Kiwis » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:48 pm

in my opinion, grenade launchers.
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Postby Kalbana » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:48 pm

Hippie Kiwis wrote:
Greater Weselton wrote:The leader of my region apparently thinks that true love should be used against the zombies.

:palm:

Don't you know that true love is the answer to everything! :p

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Postby Hippie Kiwis » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:50 pm

Kalbana wrote:
Hippie Kiwis wrote: :palm:

Don't you know that true love is the answer to everything! :p

I think that people that follow that line of philosophy will end up dying in an unwanted way.
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Postby The Eastern Antarctic State » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:52 pm

Hippie Kiwis wrote:
Kalbana wrote:Don't you know that true love is the answer to everything! :p

I think that people that follow that line of philosophy will end up dying in an unwanted way.

Sorry to butt in here, but that's not really a hippy thing to say for a place called hippie kiwis.
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Postby Serrian » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:57 pm

Best weapon?

Why, that'd be a flamethrower.

A better weapon, you say?

Why, that's be a flamethrower attached to this
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Postby New DeCapito » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:57 pm

Have you guys ever heard of a street sweeper? It's a machine gun that fires shotgun shells.
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Postby The Eastern Antarctic State » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:58 pm

Serrian wrote:Best weapon?

Why, that'd be a flamethrower.

A better weapon, you say?

Why, that's be a flamethrower attached to this

So a flame throwing robot chicken?
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Postby Kalbana » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:00 am

New DeCapito wrote:Have you guys ever heard of a street sweeper? It's a machine gun that fires shotgun shells.

Yes, the ultimate anti-zombie weapon!

The street sweeper:

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