A Zombie Apocalypse, Again?

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:06 pm

Important notice to creatures

Don't worry, all creatures of the multiverse! You will have the one and only Chuck Norris on your side, so unless the zombies somehow bribe me to be on their side, rest assured that the undead will be put to their graves and their virus defeated for good.

Now bow down to me as I prepare my anti-zombie stronghold.

by **Pigaru** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:08 pm

*Bows* Thank you Almighty Norris!

by **Zombie Bruce Lee** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:08 pm

Really, Chuck Norris? You thought this was going to be pie?

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:10 pm

Oh, it's on now!

CHUCK NORRIS! ZOMBIE BRUCE LEE! THE FIGHT OF THE AGES! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:41 pm

Zombie Bruce Lee wrote:Really, Chuck Norris? You thought this was going to be pie?

You'll see.

New Pyrrhius wrote:Oh, it's on now!

CHUCK NORRIS! ZOMBIE BRUCE LEE! THE FIGHT OF THE AGES! ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

Oh great, I'm going to roundhouse kick Zombie Bruce Lee and his zombie "comrades" out of this place. Seriously though, I will seek to protect as much creatures as possible from this menace.

by **The World Health Organisation** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:44 pm

CHUCK NORRlS wrote:Don't worry, all creatures of the multiverse! You will have the one and only Chuck Norris on your side, so unless the zombies somehow bribe me to be on their side, rest assured that the undead will be put to their graves and their virus defeated for good.

Now bow down to me as I prepare my anti-zombie stronghold.

If you bite a zombie, he will become you. We are all doomed, prepare for the CHUCK NORRIS apocalypse!

by **The World Health Organisation** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:48 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
The World Health Organisation wrote:If you bite a zombie, he will become you. We are all doomed, prepare for the CHUCK NORRIS apocalypse!

.....FUCK IT,you win the apocalypse.

On the bright side we all become Chuck Norris.

by **Chuck Ray Norris** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:50 pm

The World Health Organisation wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:.....FUCK IT,you win the apocalypse.

On the bright side we all become Chuck Norris.

There can only be one.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:52 pm

Oh great, it's a... What is the collective noun for Chuck Norris? A Roundhouse?

by **Zombie Union** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:20 pm

This is blasphemy! We must somehow make Chuck Norris lead the zombies! We will do everything we can to do it, from bribing to attacking his stronghold.

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:21 pm

Zombie Union wrote:We must somehow make Chuck Norris lead the zombies!

You do realize that's impossible, right?

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:21 pm

There isn't enough popcorn in the world for this awesomefest.

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:31 pm

But to tell you the truth though, I was considering on joining the zombies' sides. I helped out the boring creatures, and I wonder what would happen if I lead the undead. It'll certainly be just as cool.

EDIT: I said humans instead of creatures, which was quite speciesist.

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:09 pm

Why isn't anyone responding? Is it because you're all scared of Chuck Norris?

by **Jinzo** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:11 pm

Chuck Norris! I challenge you to see who kills the most zombies!

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:13 pm

Jinzo wrote:Chuck Norris! I challenge you to see who kills the most zombies!

I'm waiting for the apocalypse to start, and when it does you'll see a massive pile of back-to-death corpses lying in your doorsteps.

by **Jinzo** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:20 pm

CHUCK NORRlS wrote:
Jinzo wrote:Chuck Norris! I challenge you to see who kills the most zombies!

I'm waiting for the apocalypse to start, and when it does you'll see a massive pile of back-to-death corpses lying in your doorsteps.

How nice of you to clear your trash in my space.

I'd like to sell you some state-of-the-art nuclear tanks, if you'd like some.

by **Merconitonitopia** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:29 pm

The World Health Organisation wrote:
CHUCK NORRlS wrote:Don't worry, all creatures of the multiverse! You will have the one and only Chuck Norris on your side, so unless the zombies somehow bribe me to be on their side, rest assured that the undead will be put to their graves and their virus defeated for good.

Now bow down to me as I prepare my anti-zombie stronghold.

If you bite a zombie, he will become you. We are all doomed, prepare for the CHUCK NORRIS apocalypse!

I can dig this.

by **CHUCK NORRlS** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:32 pm

Sorry guys, I lied. I helped out the zombies and now they are the sole populace of Chuck Norris Territory. The zombie alliance will lead on to eliminate the living and the dead (exterminated), and all shall be united as the undead!

by **New Pyrrhius** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:28 pm

It's okay, Chuck Norris. I won't hold it against you.

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