Interview with Mr Zombie himself.
Interviewer: Greetings Mr Zombie, i'm so pleased you took time to meet with me to hold this interview.
Mr Zombie: Sure Brains, *mumbles* i'm going to eat your face off....
Interviewer: I'm sorry, what was that?
Mr Zombie: Brains?
Interviewer: Ah yes, well Mr Zombie, is it true you've been obsessively planing over Z day for months plotting to ensure all of nationstates falls to the Zombies?
Mr Zombie: Brains??.. Yes we plan to eat all your brains, we have ninja zombie double agents spread throughout so many regions. I got like thousands of nations myself, and my friends got more, you're all pretty screwed I must say. Comrade Brains suggests you join us, otherwise they'll be eaten.. *mumbles* like you...
Interviewer: In the recent NS news it they refer to quote, "certain nations (*cough* you know who you are *cough*) purposely trying to help the zombies take over our beloved NationStates." Are they talking about you guys?
Mr Zombie: Mewhahaha, naturally they'd feel the need to warn people about us, were coming and we will eat the brains, the day of flesh tearing will soon be upon you all, we cannot be stopped. I also may have ate Max Berry's puppy and threaten to eat his children if they didn't do Z day every year and make it longer. *mumbles* and your face it looks yummy....
Interviewer: Pardon? I look what.. *cough* um so, I heard you pick out targets on Z day, any special targets this year?
Mr Zombie: Yes Brains, in fact anyone who has complained about Z day, made a thread about not wanting Z day maybe, possibly complained about our attacks last year, or any anti-Zombie propaganda has been added to our eat alive list. Extra Zombies have been assigned to such regions. We also take targets suggested by all true Zombie nations who embrace the hoard. *mumbles* must eat his faces off now...
Interviewer: I think I should ah get going, really though thank you for your time Mr Zombie and I.. *starts running* arggghh ahhh NNNOOO stopp ahhghjgfg v bxcuf let go of my face...ahhhhhhhh................
Mr Zombie: Nom nom nom..... Delicious.... You next NS.... Join us or BE EATEN!
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(Note to Mods; My thread may need to be moved to the Zombie Emergency Command Center board)