*a radio broadcast appears over all available airwaves, crackling, staticy sound in the background, clearly recorded on some misued or antiquated seeming device* "Any one out there decided to embrace the zombies? Tired of getting attacked by zombie haters? Move to The spurged Middle East. At last record, the Infection Rate was 100.0% (1.57 billion infected, zero survivors)
Infection Status: 259.3 Overrun.
You enjoy blasting heat and scorching sands? miles of empty desert between you and cure missles? A place to lay low and relax in your sun baked zombie paradise? Then come over to The spurged middle east and save your zombie hides today from the evils of the living! zombie embracers need only apply."
*broadcast goes on repeat.*
