Now Accepting Refugees
I would like to take this opportunity to announce to the world that early last evening, a collective group of Macalester region residents banded together in a stunning display of efficiency and teamwork to completely eradicate the zombie virus from the region in just a few short hours. This having been done, we also have fully researched a cure and are looking to distribute it to as many people as possible who are still in need of assistance. That's right! If you are in need of help, come to us. Telegram Valentania and I will give you the border keycode so that you can access our region and begin receiving treatment. I will be eagerly awaiting requests.