Zombies Declared the Property of the A.O.D

[The Apocalyptic Order of Destruction]

Letter from the High Sith Lord

It has come to Our attentions that a zombie breakout has begun. We find this as excellent. Our religion worhips death, and We see the zombies as a useful tool for Our military. Thus, We wish to have the zombies brought to Our nation. We will pay 1oo Credits for any nation that shows the proper reverence in delivering the zombies unharmed to Our nation.

Council of Nine
Lycargus, Cornicopia
Lacertellis Planet

[The Serbian Empire]

Good, the Serbian Empire will use strategical vampire strikes on your zombies!

[The Apocalyptic Order of Destruction]

Good, the Serbian Empire will use strategical vampire strikes on your zombies!

We warn you not to do such a thing. If we must, We will defend ourselves. We seriously doubt that would be wise, since We have a drone troops. Oof course, it would please Death if We were to wipse out large amounts of you. Plus, We are hungry and it would be pleasant to feat in the flesh of your troops after giving homage to Lord Death.

[World War Z]

*Grrrrrrrrrrr Raaaaaar*

The free zombies of World War Z will not stand for some insane cult kidnapping our peace loving humanitarian hordes!

Zombies belong to Zombies!

Also a reminder that Tomorrow is International Hugging Day, so if you see a zombie shuffling by don't forget to give them a hug.

[Zombie Adolf Hitler]

The Fuehrer of the Undead Reich refuses this, calling your attempts futile.

[The Apocalyptic Order of Destruction]

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We warn you, by denying us buy said zombies, you are invoking Our wrath. We will purchase the said zombies for 200 credits a piece, no higher. If you deny us the zombies We will purchase with out Credits, you are asking for war. We will please Our Master, Lord Death, we these fine examples of living dead. Do not try Our patience. This is your last warning!

[Zombie Adolf Hitler]

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We warn you, by denying us buy said zombies, you are invoking Our wrath. We will purchase the said zombies for 200 credits a piece, no higher. If you deny us the zombies We will purchase with out Credits, you are asking for war. We will please Our Master, Lord Death, we these fine examples of living dead. Do not try Our patience. This is your last warning!

The Fuehrer, being a zombie himself, will not concede. His people also do not wish to be sold away as they are the product of occult Nazi experimentation.

[The Apocalyptic Order of Destruction]

The Fuehrer, being a zombie himself, will not concede. His people also do not wish to be sold away as they are the product of occult Nazi experimentation.

You have chosen extinction. So be it! The next time we talk, it will be when my aircraft are carpet bombging every inch of you pathetic country. All Hail Lord Death!!

An immediate order is put out to a E.A.O.D Airforce. "Carpetbombing of the land of Zombie Adolf Hitler is slated for a whole week. I want ever inch of land destroyed. After the week of continous bombing, we will have the Death Troopers come in and incinerate anything that moves. After that, Missle Command will be ordered to totally nuke the land and leave it sterillize the land. Everything is to be given over to Lord Death and nothing, absolutely NOTHING is to be left alive! "
The pilots load their areospace fighters'bombers with incinedary devices and bombs and begin bombing Zobie Adolf Hitler. 100 aerospace fighters take off, to bomb Zombie Adolf Hitler.