Undead is not Unperson!

[The Campaign Against Vitalism]

The Campaign Against Vitalism is pleased to report great success across the world. More than 180 billion people have accepted the equality of undeath! While there are 60 billion holdouts, they cannot resist forever against social progress! Brothers, sisters, unite! We must drive the living into the sea!

[Soldati Senza Confini]

This sound... like you are being quite serious.

*prepares the fighter jets*

[Meridiani Planum]

Undeath is a disease, and we are the cure. We will provide the ultimate solution to the zombie problem. We have concentration camps -- I mean health camps -- where undeath will be eradicated.

What? What?

[Edens Shadow]

It appears we have those who would harm our innocent undead flock. We only wish to spread to values of love and/or friendship through the gift of eternal unlife.

[Muckistania]

Undead is Unperson.

We will even be putting forward a World Assembly resolution to cement this reality into law.

[Antanjyl]

Carry on the good fight against these pulse-having pigdogs.

[Zarkanians]

IC: Zarkanian scientists have confirmed, officially, that life is for the living. More importantly, perhaps, vivisections and fMRIs have revealed very low brain activity in the frontal lobe, which, as I'm sure you know, controls advanced thought (as opposed to animal thought, which the Undead have a surplus of). In addition this, the only behaviour observed from the Undead has involved attempting to spread the infection further through physical attacks, often resulting in the complete consumption of the victim if too many Zombies are present at the time; regardless of whether the Zombies are aware of what they are doing, this is not the act of a species capable of coexisting with humanity.