CORNU HIERICHO
This Papal Bull has been inscribed on the date of October the twenty-seventh in the Two-Thousandth and thirteenth year of our Lord.
- (i.) In response to the incoming zombie threat, The Papissa calls upon all Christians to take up arms against the coming apocalypse. All those who fight in this Tenth Crusade will be blessed by God, and free of all sins. Those of whom do not follow the religion will be blessed, and later reward given.
(ii.) Arms and Supply will be provided for by the Swiss and Borja-Gandia corporation, specifically the use of Halberds until effective Lobotimizers are built. Along with the Halberds, a heart of Christ patch will be delivered and should be sewn onto the uniforms of armies to show what they have, that the ghouls do not.
(iii.) This Bull calls upon all scientists whom do not join the Crusade to actively find a cure for this petulant disease. Funding will be given to those who join (see below) from the Vatican Bank and Borja-Gandia corporation.
(iv.) This portion REQUIRES Cardinals, Priests, and all clergy to give daily (protected/hidden) Mass for those who have sought sanctuary within the House of God. This is our way of seeking intervention against this plague.
(v.) Until this death disease is wiped clean from the Earth, ALL excommunications made by the Papacy are null and void. This Bull requests their aid as well.
(vi.) This Bull REQUIRES Inquisitors and Priests to search sanctuaries of faithful for symptoms of the Great Ghoul Death. If the lowliest symptom is found, the person and all those of whom they have come into contact with are to be burned at the stake. Since they are not sinners, give them an AUTO DA FE.
Written and Executed By her Holiness Papissa Dionysia III, episcopus servus servorum Dei.
