The Second Coming is upon you.

[The Almighty Jesus Whale]

No but the real Jesus spoke those things and Jesus cant lie and Jesus dosent call his creation 'mortals'

I dunno. I'd believe Zombie Jesus sooner than I'd believe Bible-Jesus.

Say, Zombie Jesus, what's your opinion on gay marriage?

Jesus Whale accepts all, Jesus Whale > Zombie Jesus

[NewHutch]

No but the real Jesus spoke those things and Jesus cant lie and Jesus dosent call his creation 'mortals'

I dunno. I'd believe Zombie Jesus sooner than I'd believe Bible-Jesus.

Id believe God-Jesus before zombie-jesus anyday

[Vortukia]

How about your disciple's?

They have been dead for about 2000 years. They may be in my army of the undead, but I never check. I only raise them then send them after you.

Vortukia, as always. Will remain pure from the infections taint.
No zombies here!

[Zombie Jesus]

No but the real Jesus spoke those things and Jesus cant lie and Jesus dosent call his creation 'mortals'

I dunno. I'd believe Zombie Jesus sooner than I'd believe Bible-Jesus.

Say, Zombie Jesus, what's your opinion on gay marriage?

An unconcern of my mine. A mortal is a mortal. They all are in the same boat together, so it's best that they learn to get along. Especially when zombies are approaching there boat on a battleship.

[Herrebrugh]

I dunno. I'd believe Zombie Jesus sooner than I'd believe Bible-Jesus.

Say, Zombie Jesus, what's your opinion on gay marriage?

Jesus Whale accepts all, Jesus Whale > Zombie Jesus

I'm not that great of a swimmer, I'm afraid.

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

freaky

[Horusland]

I dunno. I'd believe Zombie Jesus sooner than I'd believe Bible-Jesus.

Say, Zombie Jesus, what's your opinion on gay marriage?

An unconcern of my mine. A mortal is a mortal. They all are in the same boat together, so it's best that they learn to get along. Especially when zombies are approaching there boat on a battleship.

This. This is what humanity fails to do. We're all like 'u different, u die'.

[Zombie St Peter]

I to bring warnings of a second coming!

My own creation is a symbol of warning that indeed the worlds destruction is a possibility!

For the love off-Okay, Demiurge, stop dicking around with us.

*incinerated*

If you do not heed our warnings you as well will be overwhelmed in the zombie horde on October 31st in this present year of our lord!

[The Almighty Jesus Whale]

Jesus Whale accepts all, Jesus Whale > Zombie Jesus

I'm not that great of a swimmer, I'm afraid.

Jesus Whale accepts ALL. Olympic swimmers, to land sharks. You are all equal and loved by Jesus Whale.

[Herrebrugh]

I dunno. I'd believe Zombie Jesus sooner than I'd believe Bible-Jesus.

Id believe God-Jesus before zombie-jesus anyday

Zombie Jesus is funner. He likes Nutella.

[Zombie Jesus]

An unconcern of my mine. A mortal is a mortal. They all are in the same boat together, so it's best that they learn to get along. Especially when zombies are approaching there boat on a battleship.

This. This is what humanity fails to do. We're all like 'u different, u die'.

And this is why they must be judged. If they can not get along, then they are not worthy to live on this earth.

[Seitonjin]

For the love off-Okay, Demiurge, stop dicking around with us.

*incinerated*

If you do not heed our warnings you as well will be overwhelmed in the zombie horde on October 31st in this present year of our lord!

Shooooooooo

Shooooo silly follower of Demiurge

[Hungramy]

Where's the damned holy water when you need? Or is it unholy water that we need?

[Zombie St Peter]

This. This is what humanity fails to do. We're all like 'u different, u die'.

And this is why they must be judged. If they can not get along, then they are not worthy to live on this earth.

Tell me my undead lord, will humanity survive through this apocalypse?

[Herrebrugh]

An unconcern of my mine. A mortal is a mortal. They all are in the same boat together, so it's best that they learn to get along. Especially when zombies are approaching there boat on a battleship.

This. This is what humanity fails to do. We're all like 'u different, u die'.

While zombies are united by their shared weak spot for brains.

Maybe this zombie apocalypse isn't so bad after all...

[Zombie Jesus]

And this is why they must be judged. If they can not get along, then they are not worthy to live on this earth.

Tell me my undead lord, will humanity survive through this apocalypse?

It is unknown. The court of undead Angels have not been able to agree on the future. We will just have to wait and see.

[Horusland]

This. This is what humanity fails to do. We're all like 'u different, u die'.

And this is why they must be judged. If they can not get along, then they are not worthy to live on this earth.

But many of us can get along. Just when things are getting better, the judgement starts? Is this not ironical?

[Zombie St Peter]

It is unknown. The court of undead Angels have not been able to agree on the future. We will just have to wait and see.

Oh God have mercy on this earth and it's people.

I must go now... assemble the council of undead cardinals...we must discuss and pray about the current situation...

[Zombie Jesus]

And this is why they must be judged. If they can not get along, then they are not worthy to live on this earth.

But many of us can get along. Just when things are getting better, the judgement starts? Is this not ironical?

Well, this is to see if the improvements truly help. The best way to judge something is to push it to its limits.

[Vortukia]

They have been dead for about 2000 years. They may be in my army of the undead, but I never check. I only raise them then send them after you.

Vortukia, as always. Will remain pure from the infections taint.
No zombies here!

[Horusland]

But many of us can get along. Just when things are getting better, the judgement starts? Is this not ironical?

Well, this is to see if the improvements truly help. The best way to judge something is to push it to its limits.

Agreed.

(OOC: Are you using a puppet account?)

[Zombie Jesus]

Well, this is to see if the improvements truly help. The best way to judge something is to push it to its limits.

Agreed.

(OOC: Are you using a puppet account?)

Yes, this is a puppet of The New Dog Nation that I created for the April Fools Joke. I did not expect this to come back.

[Ainin]

Where's that God account when you need him... >.> <.<

[Zombie Stalin]

Alright, who woke me up?

[Ainin]

Alright, who woke me up?

Putin did.