The Second Coming is upon you.

[Pan Asian Amercian Coalition]

Yea, second come upon this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5jROTAB3_w&list=FLFLkS8sDHZO24gz38EirSQQ%20t

I hope you enjoyed being dead, because you better get used to it.

[Herrebrugh]

I have come back, with an army of zombies at my side. Soon, "salvation" will reach everyone in the form of "converting" your puny nations in to a new master race. A master race who will worship me forever. Soon, this world will be mine.

Ha. Hahaha. Haha.

I'm not laughing. This is just blatant anti-Christian trolling. Nobody thinks you're funny.

I think it's pretty funny, actually.

[Tyriece]

I am calling Batman

[Agymnum]

I am calling Batman

Not Batman, BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNN *growls*.

[Zombie Jesus]

They were levitated out of there graves. Mortals and there obsession over literal meanings. I never did quite understand it.

How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?

Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?

[Seitonjin]

How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?

Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?

Zombie Jesus got sass!

[Hydronium]

How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?

Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?

Yes. Yes it does.

[Agymnum]

How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?

Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?

Well I'm interested in how they came to be. I mean, what if I want to resurrect my own undead army, how am I supposed to go about doing that?

[Zombie Jesus]

Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?

Well I'm interested in how they came to be. I mean, what if I want to resurrect my own undead army, how am I supposed to go about doing that?

My methods are not meant to be known by mortals. Only know that you better be prepared for the armies of the undead.

[Next Washington]

How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?

Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?

Again: we've got the T-800

[The Serbian Empire]

It's happening or so Doom Paul compels me.

[Agymnum]

Well I'm interested in how they came to be. I mean, what if I want to resurrect my own undead army, how am I supposed to go about doing that?

My methods are not meant to be known by mortals. Only know that you better be prepared for the armies of the undead.

What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.

[Horusland]

Well I'm interested in how they came to be. I mean, what if I want to resurrect my own undead army, how am I supposed to go about doing that?

My methods are not meant to be known by mortals. Only know that you better be prepared for the armies of the undead.

Obviously, the first thing Jesus would do before the Coming or whatever would be to post on an internet forum about it. Logic.

[Dakran]

Wouldn't it be the third coming? You came last apocalypse and all, this is your third visit isn't it?

[Agymnum]

My methods are not meant to be known by mortals. Only know that you better be prepared for the armies of the undead.

Obviously, the first thing Jesus would do before the Coming or whatever would be to post on an internet forum about it. Logic.

Well he's satisfying the first rule of any sort of villainous plan:

1. Make sure as many people know about your plan as is possible, thus increasing the evil of your villainy.

[Zombie Jesus]

My methods are not meant to be known by mortals. Only know that you better be prepared for the armies of the undead.

What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.

Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.

[Dengrazia]

I prefer to follow the actual Jesus

Matthew 24:4,5.
"And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying [or admitting], I am the Christ; and shall deceive many."

Jesus' body never rotted but your a zombie, so ur not Jesus

Psalms 16:10
because you will not abandon me to the realm of the dead, you will not let your holy one (Jesus) see decay.

Aw rubbish. You forgot the added sticky where it says he comes back from the dead as a zombie.

[Agymnum]

What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.

Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.

I KNEW IT.

Time to stock up on the chocolate topping. Thank you, O Great Rotting One.

[Next Washington]

What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.

Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.

i don#t know why, but somehow i feel like if you're doing drugs right now

[Zombie Jesus]

Wouldn't it be the third coming? You came last apocalypse and all, this is your third visit isn't it?

I consider my first visit the "First Coming." When I was on this earth as a human, that was the pre-coming.

[Agymnum]

Wouldn't it be the third coming? You came last apocalypse and all, this is your third visit isn't it?

I consider my first visit the "First Coming." When I was on this earth as a human, that was the pre-coming.

Hur hur hur.

[Next Washington]

Wouldn't it be the third coming? You came last apocalypse and all, this is your third visit isn't it?

I consider my first visit the "First Coming." When I was on this earth as a human, that was the pre-coming.

[Horusland]

What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.

Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.

This made my day. This entire thread.

[Zombie Jesus]

I consider my first visit the "First Coming." When I was on this earth as a human, that was the pre-coming.

Hur hur hur.

Don't consider it funny, again, there is no humor in my second coming. Only Judgement.

Although it was kinda funny.

[Agymnum]

Don't consider it funny, again, there is no humor in my second coming. Only Judgement.

Although it was kinda funny.

If I may be so bold, what are the criteria for judgement? Best zombie imitator? Most studly? Most beautiful? Strongest? Smartest? Richest? Poorest?