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Postby Neo Happy Happy Village » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:02 am

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United American Lands wrote:I have a zombie wife who I have had sexual intercourse with several times and we have several children and I'm a human. We can coexist, but finding a cure is very important. My wife would much rather be human.

are you stupid? :palm: :palm:

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Postby Neo Happy Happy Village » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:04 am

Waterlords wrote:"If zombies work faster and better than our slaves,, then we will think about it."

Zombies are smarter than you think. And they work for low wages. Just a couple bodies a day will keep them happy. To save a nation, there must be sacrifices!
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:06 am

Elvin, is that you claiming that humanity and zombies can coexist?
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Postby Pan Asian Amercian Coalition » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:10 am

We have enough 20mm autocannons to mulch entire legions in a blink of the eye, so I think we can take 'em.

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Postby Vazdania » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:10 am

Neo Happy Happy Village wrote:Hello. My name is Professor E. Gadd of Neo Happy Happy Village. I have a simple, yet apparently ground breaking proposal. Why not ally ourselves with the zombies? Happy Happy Village is located north of Threed, a command center for a large amount of zombies. We've coexisted for hundreds of years and experienced no problems. A few sacrifices here or there, in exchange they wear our colors and leave us be. So. What do you think? It's not such a farfetched idea. Thanks and Good Evenings,
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Postby Ainin » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:10 am

No, they can't.

But zombies and thermonuclear warheads can coexist though.
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Postby Neo Happy Happy Village » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:14 am

Divitaen wrote:No. We will not live in peace with terrorists and extremists. These zombies cannot be shocked, awed, convinced or negotiated with. This is nothing more than a radicalised, unpragmatic dream, thought of by individuals without real-world bearing, and we will treat zombies with the contempt they deserve and grant them the death that's coming to them.

So how have we done it for hundreds of years, then? Explain that.
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Postby Marsisian » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:14 am

MAKE SOME AT-ATS! Or quite possibly I would live with zombies. (betray them) But seriously.
The United States Army can co-exist with zombies. :D NUKE THE EARTH! OPERATION DARK STORM! NUCLEAR WINTER!
That is a very stupid idea. WE NEED PLASMA WEAPONS AND MISSILES TO KILL THE ABOMINATIONS!
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Postby Neo Happy Happy Village » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:15 am

Hundermenschen wrote:An alliance? this is off... But we wouldn't mind sending fodder to our enemies if needed...

Sacrifice your prisoners to the zombies in exchange for peace! It is the only way we can achieve this!
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Postby Pan Asian Amercian Coalition » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:16 am

Just sacrifice your ammunition via guns and the zombies will go away.
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Postby Neo Happy Happy Village » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:16 am

The National Socialist Philippines wrote:who ever started this thread, We will gas you for thinking brain munching fvcks can co-exist with human beings

This just in!
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Postby Neo Happy Happy Village » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:17 am

British Monarchist2 wrote:You are scared, as last attack they devastated us. That is why you want to join them. But we will survivenif we fight them-now we have warning.

We will survive!
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Postby Marsisian » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:17 am

Neo Happy Happy Village wrote:
Hundermenschen wrote:An alliance? this is off... But we wouldn't mind sending fodder to our enemies if needed...

Sacrifice your prisoners to the zombies in exchange for peace! It is the only way we can achieve this!

THAT IS GODDAMN STUPID! THEY'RE HUMANS! I would rather send aliens.....or SCPs....or Flood.....you know what?
Zombies can be useful by killing our enemies!
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Postby The New Dog Nation » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:17 am

If zombies were not the only thing to worry about, we now have the KKK wannabes wanting us to live together...

Great, Just Great.
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Postby Marsisian » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:19 am

The New Dog Nation wrote:If zombies were not the only thing to worry about, we now have the KKK wannabes wanting us to live together...

Great, Just Great.

The KKK does not want us to live together, you DUMBASS! ZOMBIES TURN STUFF INTO HORRIBLE THINGS!
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Postby The New Dog Nation » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:20 am

Marsisian wrote:
The New Dog Nation wrote:If zombies were not the only thing to worry about, we now have the KKK wannabes wanting us to live together...

Great, Just Great.

The KKK does not want us to live together, you DUMBASS! ZOMBIES TURN STUFF INTO HORRIBLE THINGS!


That's why they are the KKK "wannabes"
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Postby Marsisian » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:21 am

The New Dog Nation wrote:
Marsisian wrote:The KKK does not want us to live together, you DUMBASS! ZOMBIES TURN STUFF INTO HORRIBLE THINGS!


That's why they are the KKK "wannabes"

I would rather have tentacle people live on this planet. (Asari) And the other tentacle people. (Turians) Even the robot people! (Geth)
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Postby The Geth Consensus » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:28 am

The New Dog Nation wrote:If zombies were not the only thing to worry about, we now have the KKK wannabes wanting us to live together...

Great, Just Great.

"KKK" wannabes

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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:36 am

Marsisian wrote:
The New Dog Nation wrote:If zombies were not the only thing to worry about, we now have the KKK wannabes wanting us to live together...

Great, Just Great.

The KKK does not want us to live together, you DUMBASS! ZOMBIES TURN STUFF INTO HORRIBLE THINGS!

*** Warned *** for flaming, tg sent.
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Postby Marsisian » Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:38 am

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:
Marsisian wrote:The KKK does not want us to live together, you DUMBASS! ZOMBIES TURN STUFF INTO HORRIBLE THINGS!

*** Warned *** for flaming, tg sent.

All right.....I've never been warned by a person like you before in my months of playing this game....
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Postby Muckistania » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:57 pm

Kradsen wrote:No use. These creatures don't deserve to live like humans, they shall be used merely as weapons or exterminated!


They can be used for more than weapons. They can be augmented and conditioned for a variety of purposes. To learn more see here.

The prof has a good point. Of course equal coexistence is impossible, mutual existence can only occur with one as master and the other servant. They are our property, simple as. :)
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Postby Imperium Californium » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:26 pm

Imperium californium, as ad hoc leader of the nascent Population Realignment Survey (admittedly created five minutes ago) shall seek open alliance with the Zom Zoms. This may even advance our strategic interests...we've always wanted Nevada :twisted:
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Postby Bezombia » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:14 pm

I recommend everyone in this thread to take a look at the International Charter of Zombie Rights: viewtopic.php?f=33&t=267451

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Postby Imperium Californium » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:16 pm

I'm afraid we don't really care about Zombie Rights in Imperium californium...they are useful in our strategic objectives, nothing more.
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Postby Anollasia » Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:31 pm

That would work if zombies wouldn't attack humans.
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