Zombies and Humans can Coexist!

[Neo Happy Happy Village]

Hello. My name is Professor E. Gadd of Neo Happy Happy Village. I have a simple, yet apparently ground breaking proposal. Why not ally ourselves with the zombies? Happy Happy Village is located north of Threed, a command center for a large amount of zombies. We've coexisted for hundreds of years and experienced no problems. A few sacrifices here or there, in exchange they wear our colors and leave us be. So. What do you think? It's not such a farfetched idea. Thanks and Good Evenings,
-Professor E. Gadd (Leading Researcher at Happy Institute of Technology (HIT))

[The Flood Collective]

I support this, this is a good idea, everyone just needs to accept it.

They aren't to be feared, because they are peace, they are salvation, friends.

[Kradsen]

No use. These creatures don't deserve to live like humans, they shall be used merely as weapons or exterminated!

[The Flood Collective]

No use. These creatures don't deserve to live like humans, they shall be used merely as weapons or exterminated!

I'm eating you slowly.

[Dutch Afrika]

The Zombie Republic says no! Zombies shall dominate!

[Dilange]

Why am I always stuck in between the two camps of extremists at opposite ends of the spectrum when I have a rational idea?

[The Flood Collective]

Why am I always stuck in between the two camps of extremists at opposite ends of the spectrum when I have a rational idea?

Shut up and hugs us already.

[Zomtopia]

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins humans feed us their brainsssssss.

[The National Socialist Philippines]

we kill zombies...there would be no way we can coexist

[The Flood Collective]

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins humans feed us their brainsssssss.

Alas poor Zomtopia, so exquisite with his voice, rolling out the most intelligent of rebuttals from his tongue.
Does he see us as his friends, or as his rivals, it matters not, even now as his flesh drops from his body like a snowy avalanche from the chilly mountains of the Himalayas.
Zomtopia's corpse was, much like the cold mountain range, cold without life, a perfect friend in these times, were the dense populate the galaxy at large.
I feel comfortable in his cold, chilly grasp, as I know that we share some things in common, but alas the one thing we lack a bond in, is our language.
As our dear fellow Zomtopia has the vocabulary skills of a cucumber, and I myself of thousands of poets, of hundreds of nations.

[The yoshin empire]

Braiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins humans feed us their brainsssssss.

We're already cannibals , so if zombies attack nothing changes

[Beta Test]

No. Just no. This is a terrible idea.

[United American Lands]

I have a zombie wife who I have had sexual intercourse with several times and we have several children and I'm a human. We can coexist, but finding a cure is very important. My wife would much rather be human.

[The Flood Collective]

I have a zombie wife who I have had sexual intercourse with several times and we have several children and I'm a human. We can coexist, but finding a cure is very important. My wife would much rather be human.

Okay, now even I find that disturbing.

[Bentrada]

These creatures are hostile to humans and cannot be reasoned with, not understand language and are about as smart as a T-Rex. No, these... things are only a threat to our existence! They must be erased.

[Irabaq]

I don't know what kind of drugs you've been doing...

[The National Socialist Philippines]

I have a zombie wife who I have had sexual intercourse with several times and we have several children and I'm a human. We can coexist, but finding a cure is very important. My wife would much rather be human.

are you stupid?

[The Flood Collective]

These creatures are hostile to humans and cannot be reasoned with, not understand language and are about as smart as a T-Rex. No, these... things are only a threat to our existence! They must be erased.

Actually the Tyrannosaurs was a rather smart predator, powerful and cunning, bad combination.

[Confederate State of Germany]

I have a zombie wife who I have had sexual intercourse with several times and we have several children and I'm a human. We can coexist, but finding a cure is very important. My wife would much rather be human.

Really?

[The United Colonies of Earth]

I'm sorry, but zombies are dead human bodies and are illogically trying to eat us all. They must be laid to rest by plasma, laser and missile fire and their cause made preventable.

[The Flood Collective]

I have a zombie wife who I have had sexual intercourse with several times and we have several children and I'm a human. We can coexist, but finding a cure is very important. My wife would much rather be human.

are you stupid?

I think it is sweet, don't know why he doesn't join her or why she wants to leave.

But then again they aren't flood, so of course they won't like the experience.

[The Flood Collective]

I'm sorry, but zombies are dead human bodies and are illogically trying to eat us all. They must be laid to rest by plasma, laser and missile fire and their cause made preventable.

You seem very xenophobic, Humans aren't our only prey.

[Beta Test]

I'm sorry, but zombies are dead human bodies and are illogically trying to eat us all. They must be laid to rest by plasma, laser and missile fire and their cause made preventable.

You seem very xenophobic, Humans aren't our only prey.

Expect a WA condemnation against you in the coming days.

[Waterlords]

"If zombies work faster and better than our slaves,, then we will think about it."

[The Flood Collective]

You seem very xenophobic, Humans aren't our only prey.

Expect a WA condemnation against you in the coming days.

You get right on that, I am sure we will be utterly terrified by this "WA"

Your threat has us shaking in our corporeal form...and our universal soul form.

No seriously, go ahead, we'll promote it.