Lawsuit (Serious)

[Rockefeller Republicans]

To: Max Charlotte Barry
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Mr. Barry, my client has been a user of your platform for quite a few days. He has been using the service and had been really enjoying it when fake zombies attacked his "country" and wiped out his "population". This is really serious as he put a lot of work into making this and it is very devastating to him. I have scheduled an trial with Nevada Supreme Court judge Michael Cherry at 4:00 P.M. on 4/2/2013 at the location of 201 South Carson Street, Carson City, Nevada. We expect an amount of $4,000 or more in monetary damages for emotional distress. The only way to get out of this is to reverse the zombie outbreak on his account.

[Benuty]

Hmm thats some nice bullshit you got there.

[Wisconsin9]

To: Max Charlotte Barry
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Mr. Barry, my client has been a user of your platform for quite a few days. He has been using the service and had been really enjoying it when fake zombies attacked his "country" and wiped out his "population". This is really serious as he put a lot of work into making this and it is very devastating to him. I have scheduled an trial with Nevada Supreme Court judge Michael Cherry at 4:00 P.M. on 4/2/2013 at the location of 201 South Carson Street, Carson City, Nevada. We expect an amount of $4,000 or more in monetary damages for emotional distress. The only way to get out of this is to reverse the zombie outbreak on his account.

Very nice April Fool's joke.

[Albrook]

"This account...it as made two days ago? Oops, must of deleted that history. I'll fix it when the next full moon happens."

-Ill'haress Keine Kamishirasawa

[Reploid Productions]

I usually frown on smiley-only responses, but this, just... wow.

[The Republic of Lanos]

What the fuck?

[Rupudska]

To: Max Charlotte Barry
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Mr. Barry, my client has been a user of your platform for quite a few days. He has been using the service and had been really enjoying it when fake zombies attacked his "country" and wiped out his "population". This is really serious as he put a lot of work into making this and it is very devastating to him. I have scheduled an trial with Nevada Supreme Court judge Michael Cherry at 4:00 P.M. on 4/2/2013 at the location of 201 South Carson Street, Carson City, Nevada. We expect an amount of $4,000 or more in monetary damages for emotional distress. The only way to get out of this is to reverse the zombie outbreak on his account.

I am sigging this the moment I am able.

[Alkoul]

To: Max Charlotte Barry
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Mr. Barry, my client has been a user of your platform for quite a few days. He has been using the service and had been really enjoying it when fake zombies attacked his "country" and wiped out his "population". This is really serious as he put a lot of work into making this and it is very devastating to him. I have scheduled an trial with Nevada Supreme Court judge Michael Cherry at 4:00 P.M. on 4/2/2013 at the location of 201 South Carson Street, Carson City, Nevada. We expect an amount of $4,000 or more in monetary damages for emotional distress. The only way to get out of this is to reverse the zombie outbreak on his account.

lol. for a nation created only two days ago that's not much work.

[Rockefeller Republicans]

To: Possible Litigants
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

This is a real lawsuit. I would never represent someone for a malicious purpose. We are suing Max C. Barry for killing off this person's "country's" population. There are cases before which help our case.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Doesn't the Terms of Service pretty much negate this?

[Oceara]

I usually frown on smiley-only responses, but this, just... wow.

^ That is all that needs to be said.

[Allinlia]

cite them

in correct blue book form please

[Albrook]

Doesn't the Terms of Service pretty much negate this?

"Yes. *doesn't delete history because the ruler of Maxtopia deserves to pay his bandwidth*."
-Ill'haress Keine Kamishirasawa

[Wisconsin9]

Doesn't the Terms of Service pretty much negate this?

Yes, and even if they didn't no sane court would rule in his favor. And besides, it's obviously fake, since the account was made before the joke began.

[Kota land]

To: Max Charlotte Barry
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Mr. Barry, my client has been a user of your platform for quite a few days. He has been using the service and had been really enjoying it when fake zombies attacked his "country" and wiped out his "population". This is really serious as he put a lot of work into making this and it is very devastating to him. I have scheduled an trial with Nevada Supreme Court judge Michael Cherry at 4:00 P.M. on 4/2/2013 at the location of 201 South Carson Street, Carson City, Nevada. We expect an amount of $4,000 or more in monetary damages for emotional distress. The only way to get out of this is to reverse the zombie outbreak on his account.

For a FREE game.... asshole

[Alkoul]

Doesn't the Terms of Service pretty much negate this?

yep.

[Blargoblarg]

You can claim you're serious about this, but nobody believes you.

[Rockefeller Republicans]

To: Lanos
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Extreme distress is not mentioned in the TOS.

[Wisconsin9]

You can claim you're serious about this, but nobody believes you.

On the other hand, there is a bit of history with people threatening to sue him on April 1. And people dismissing it as a joke. And it not being one.

[TaQud]

Does your Lawyer work at the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe?

[Alkoul]

To: Lanos
From: Lawyer John Edgar Davis representing the account holder

Extreme distress is not mentioned in the TOS.

I'd love to use the t-word but that's for the mods to decide.

[Rupudska]

Hmm thats some nice bullshit you got there.

Nah, man, this is totally legit. Trust me, I'm a plant.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Does your Lawyer work at the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe?

What about Sue, Grabbit, and Rune?

[The Orbital Death Ray]

I'd love to see them extradite Max Barry for the trial. It's a well-known fact that, after the astronomical success of Machine Man, Max was able to afford a massively-fortified bunker in the heart of Australia with enough armaments to make Hunter S. Thompson look like a boy scout.

[Albrook]

I have found in my records of the more fortunate society of Maxtopia a document with the following information.

(Should you breach these terms and conditions you agree to indemnify NationStates, Max Barry, and any and all employees, agents, administrators, moderators, volunteers, and affiliates associated with NationStates.net from and against any and all third party claims, demands, liabilities, costs or expenses, including reasonable legal fees.)

The head of the paper said TERMS OF CONDITIONS DRAFT. I think this an original though.

As the Europeans say, Cheers!
Ill'haress Keine Kamshirasawa

OOC: I know this is flamebait of some kind. I know it is.