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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!

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Vorograd
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Postby Vorograd » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:16 am

Our region has voted by majority that the WA is responsible.
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Bloodcrusher
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Postby Bloodcrusher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:17 am

Blame Nurgle, the pathetic god of diseases.

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The God-Realm
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Postby The God-Realm » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:17 am

North Korea.

They said they will dissolve the Capitalist scum.
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Cosara
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Postby Cosara » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:20 am

Kueland wrote:http://www.nationstates.net/page=news
Look at REGIONS WILL FALL
Blame Max Berry!

I put that 2 and 2 together about an hour ago.
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Qazox
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Postby Qazox » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:21 am

Grand Duchy of Nardin wrote:Where did this horrible disease start? Who started it?!?


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North American States
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Postby North American States » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:22 am

I Blame Canada!

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Zanera
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Postby Zanera » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:23 am

We were able to contain the zombies in the long gone nations of our region,before there was a world-wide outbreak,so it cannot be from our region.

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Alimprad
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Postby Alimprad » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:23 am

Grand Duchy of Nardin wrote:Where did this horrible disease start? Who started it?!?

gays, liberalists, anyone who isnt british, atheists, blacks, jews, and the WA, they hate everyone who is not a left winger :evil:
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Imsogone
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Postby Imsogone » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:24 am

It was Monsanto.

See what happens when you don't go GMO.

(or reality TV and letting the Kardashians reproduce)
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Brutland and Norden
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The New Velociraptor Empire
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:26 am

It was the Hippies and Ponies! And the Furries as well! And Humans! And all of the Mammals!
*burns evidence*

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The Republic of Mattlandia
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Postby The Republic of Mattlandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:27 am

Our pandemic started with the mutation of Mad Cow Disease, causing insanity, and cannibalism.
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Hippostania
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Postby Hippostania » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:32 am

Vistulange wrote:The Party believes that it was the evil, democratic capitalists of Hippostania.

*Quiet, amused snickering*
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Imperial Nilfgaard
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Postby Imperial Nilfgaard » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:34 am

It was the EU!
Down with the Banderovists!
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это часть России. Россия Своих Не Бросает!

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3 State Alliance
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Postby 3 State Alliance » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:42 am

I'm going to blame some guy in a lab coat - this whole thing looks like something we were working on. It's cool, just a little weapon of last resort nothing majo... OH GOD THEY'RE TOUCHING ME EVERYWHERE!!! with their teeth...
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Rothschild
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Postby Rothschild » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:46 am

Imperial Nilfgaard wrote:It was the EU!

We the Rothschilds of Europe have no hand in this mess

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Ikhlaqistan
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Postby Ikhlaqistan » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:33 am

The Communist Party of Ikhlaqistan believes that it is the work of aliens lead by Barack Obama.
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Alyekra
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Founded: May 03, 2012
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Postby Alyekra » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:47 am

I'm not going to jump to conclusions

But The Pirate Bay is the featured region today.

And a lot of zombies used to be pirates.

Just sayin'.
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The Equal Republic
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Postby The Equal Republic » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:22 am

We blame Horrible Zombies and the Anti-Socialist Capitalizt pig-dogs in Hippostania.
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Novus Niciae
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Postby Novus Niciae » Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:48 am

Fascists obviously created this plague in their never ending quest to kill everyone who doesn't have blond hair and blue eyes.
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Luna Wolves
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Postby Luna Wolves » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:33 am

Dinkleburg.......
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*Credits roll*

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New Mushroom Kingdom
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Postby New Mushroom Kingdom » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:35 am

We think the zombie disease was a bioweapon created by Blahussia to kill the NMK Imperial Family, However, they had an epic fail and acidentally released it to the entire NSVerse.
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Ceffyltir
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ceffyltir » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:40 pm

Qazox wrote:
Grand Duchy of Nardin wrote:Where did this horrible disease start? Who started it?!?


Bronies.

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Flarbinia
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Postby Flarbinia » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:46 pm

filmore borgia III and the rest of the so-called "democrats" stole a new strain of AIDS from a previously unknown meth lab and unleashed it at the waterworks. :!: :eek: :shock: :? :blink:

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-Sternland
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Founded: Mar 05, 2013
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Postby -Sternland » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:57 pm

We blame Satan. The official government line is that Satan saw how mighty and holy our people were, so he sought to bring us down. And we kicked his ass.

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