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Blame the foreigners!

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Should we blame the foreigners?

Daggum right we should!
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I am a foreigner and find this very offensive
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I am a fence and find this foreign
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Mrrgh.. Blargh.. Brains!
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The Genoese Cromanatum
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Founded: Nov 15, 2011
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Blame the foreigners!

Postby The Genoese Cromanatum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:45 am

Daggum darn dirty foreigners comin inta' our great cuntreh with theys fancy pancy zombie plagues and whatnot, just tryina' cheat us average workin' class folk outta our rights, I tells ya what. They's be bringin theys librul ideas and such overseas and them zombies just come right along widdum! First they's tryin' ta take 'er guns, now they's after our brains! Blames the foreigners, I tells ya!
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North Defese
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Founded: Jun 21, 2008
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Postby North Defese » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:56 am

Way to take my joke and make it just long enough to not be funny.

Shame on you.

Shame.

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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Menelmacar
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Founded: Dec 18, 2002
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Menelmacar » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:57 am

What the hell is a cromanatum, anyway?
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Lazssia
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Founded: Apr 13, 2011
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Postby Lazssia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:58 am

Menelmacar wrote:What the hell is a cromanatum, anyway?

I believe it some kind of cheese. Or fungus.
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Quintium
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Founded: May 23, 2012
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Postby Quintium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:06 am

We need to think rationally here. Zombies have a dark skin. Who else have dark skins? Foreigners.
We should have closed our borders instead of opening them when everyone in Africa got that odd brain flu.
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New Mushroom Kingdom
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Father Knows Best State

Postby New Mushroom Kingdom » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:08 am

Blame the Blahussian menace! Down with Blahussia!
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