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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Sep 07, 2022 8:41 pm

Ok OP. I think my app is done. Please look over the materials brought and let me know.

Here's my completed character, Dr. Feng Xu, as of now
I'm OP-ing this one - PARAGON INDUSTRIES - A high tech comedy with the kooks, rejects and psychos who work at the once great tech giant that's fallen on bad times. Check out the IC action here!

Also Young Bloods - the long-running superhero RP that I just joined 164 pages in


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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:32 am

I'm very excited for this RP! The dice-based system is cool (I've never done that online), and everyone's characters are interesting. Some are scary, so it's going to be fun seeing how our characters interact!
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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:19 am

- PASSPORT -

Isaiah B. Winslow

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча:
- B. Winslow
Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя:
- Isaiah
Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць:
- Ameican
Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння:
- Aqua Fria, New Mexico
Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента:
- United States of America
ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 5-6-9-7-3-0
Violence: 5
Daring:6
Curiosity: 9
Imaginative: 7
Style:3
Craving (Special Attribute, negative and associated with drugs and addiction):0

Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:
- A suitcase of clothes
Wallet with no money but Social security card, ID, and a picture of his family faded out slightly
A pocket notebook with a couple of pencils
One piece of paper with a recipe called "Winslow Last Meal"
A wristwatch
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Soveiniesberg
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sat Sep 10, 2022 10:38 am

When the thread’s up I’m going to try to post from my phone, so expect late responses from me.
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 2
DEFCON LEVEL: 2
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

the sound upon the roof is only water
You remember Del Monte?
Jzarovich News at Noon | Unidentified aircraft seen over Markish Arctic, Markish Soveinian interceptor aircraft scrambled | Soveinian Department of E- A STATE OF EMERGENCY HAS BEEN ISSUED TO THE RAIONS OF: TERGOVYMI, PERIADZYA AND THE REST OF THE ISLAND OF MILYUTIACH. STAY TUNED FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION IN THE COMING MINUTES.

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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:34 am

IC is almost ready, a matter of but a few hours

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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:54 am

Those who didn't provide a picture for their passport, please do so as I'd like to have everyone a neat little portrait generated by AI.
Alternatively, you can give a description for appearnce.
Your character will be added to the IC Roster after your first post.
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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:26 am

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

The Ella Dorina has dropped anchor!
Bridge to IC
The temperature outside is 2 degrees Celsius. Sulfur Dioxide levels are below average thanks to strong winds from the sea. Mind your step on the stairs, they're quite slippery because of the morning drizzle.
Please collect your luggage from the mechanized collection station in Building C2/E and proceed to customs. Have a pleasant stay!

Also, New time mechanics have been added to the end of the OOC OP.
Your character will accumulate "time" as he is exploring the H.U. Whenever you reach 10 units of time, something(s) may happen to you that you may not be prepared for.
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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:07 am

- PASSPORT -

Here.

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча: de Tervain
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя: Isabella
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць: Elbarian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння: Elbaria
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента: Imperial and Royal Passport Bureau of Elbaria
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ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 6-2-8-5-9
Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:
- One (1) Electrum-Plated Mechanical Wristwatch
-Twenty-Seven (27) Notes of Currency of Unclear Value and Unknown Origin with Unknown Script
- Six (6) Gold Coins of Varying Size and Unclear Issue
- Two (2) Pairs of Heeled Shoes
- One (1) Pair of Boots
- One (1) Pair of Shoes
- Two (2) Evening Dresses
- One (1) Set of Travelling Clothes
- One (1) Set of Hunter's Clothes
- One (1) Magnificently-Feathered Hat
- One (1) Auroch-Fur Coat
- One (1) Sapphire Pendant On Gold Chain
- One (1) Pair of Gold and Sapphire Earrings
- One (1) Notebook Containing Unclear Scribbling
- One (1) Partially-Used Pencil
- One (1) Large Iron-Banded Trunk Case
- One (1) Small Leather Handbag
- One (1) Gun Case
- One (1) Long Hunting Rifle, with Optical Scope and Five (5) Bullets
- One (1) Square Piece of Camouflage Netting and Four (4) Poles
- Miscellaneous Mundane Travelling Items Such As But Not Limited To Brushes, Toothpaste and Brush, Cosmetics etc
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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:27 am

Lunas Legion wrote:- PASSPORT -

Here.

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча: de Tervain
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя: Isabella
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць: Elbarian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння: Elbaria
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента: Imperial and Royal Passport Bureau of Elbaria
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ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 6-2-8-5-9
Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:
- One (1) Electrum-Plated Mechanical Wristwatch
-Twenty-Seven (27) Notes of Currency of Unclear Value and Unknown Origin with Unknown Script
- Six (6) Gold Coins of Varying Size and Unclear Issue
- Two (2) Pairs of Heeled Shoes
- One (1) Pair of Boots
- One (1) Pair of Shoes
- Two (2) Evening Dresses
- One (1) Set of Travelling Clothes
- One (1) Set of Hunter's Clothes
- One (1) Magnificently-Feathered Hat
- One (1) Auroch-Fur Coat
- One (1) Sapphire Pendant On Gold Chain
- One (1) Pair of Gold and Sapphire Earrings
- One (1) Notebook Containing Unclear Scribbling
- One (1) Partially-Used Pencil
- One (1) Large Iron-Banded Trunk Case
- One (1) Small Leather Handbag
- One (1) Gun Case
- One (1) Long Hunting Rifle, with Optical Scope and Five (5) Bullets
- One (1) Square Piece of Camouflage Netting and Four (4) Poles
- Miscellaneous Mundane Travelling Items Such As But Not Limited To Brushes, Toothpaste and Brush, Cosmetics etc


Royalty perhaps?

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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:31 am

Harkback Union wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:- PASSPORT -

Here.

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча: de Tervain
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя: Isabella
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць: Elbarian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння: Elbaria
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента: Imperial and Royal Passport Bureau of Elbaria
-
ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 6-2-8-5-9
Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:
- One (1) Electrum-Plated Mechanical Wristwatch
-Twenty-Seven (27) Notes of Currency of Unclear Value and Unknown Origin with Unknown Script
- Six (6) Gold Coins of Varying Size and Unclear Issue
- Two (2) Pairs of Heeled Shoes
- One (1) Pair of Boots
- One (1) Pair of Shoes
- Two (2) Evening Dresses
- One (1) Set of Travelling Clothes
- One (1) Set of Hunter's Clothes
- One (1) Magnificently-Feathered Hat
- One (1) Auroch-Fur Coat
- One (1) Sapphire Pendant On Gold Chain
- One (1) Pair of Gold and Sapphire Earrings
- One (1) Notebook Containing Unclear Scribbling
- One (1) Partially-Used Pencil
- One (1) Large Iron-Banded Trunk Case
- One (1) Small Leather Handbag
- One (1) Gun Case
- One (1) Long Hunting Rifle, with Optical Scope and Five (5) Bullets
- One (1) Square Piece of Camouflage Netting and Four (4) Poles
- Miscellaneous Mundane Travelling Items Such As But Not Limited To Brushes, Toothpaste and Brush, Cosmetics etc


Royalty perhaps?


I had her down as nobility rather than royalty, but if whatever mysterious things you have going on behind the scenes works better with royalty, that also works.
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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:36 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Harkback Union wrote:
Royalty perhaps?


I had her down as nobility rather than royalty, but if whatever mysterious things you have going on behind the scenes works better with royalty, that also works.


Its fine either way really! You should be good to go!

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Lunas Legion
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Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:36 am

Harkback Union wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
I had her down as nobility rather than royalty, but if whatever mysterious things you have going on behind the scenes works better with royalty, that also works.


Its fine either way really! You should be good to go!


Nice. And now, to post.
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Uhacion
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Founded: May 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Uhacion » Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:56 am

- PASSPORT -



Surname/Nom/Прозвішча:Fusisilisev
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя:Korazion
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць:Uhacionian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння:Igmul,Uhacion
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента:Passport of Uhacion
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ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 6-7-6-7-4
Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:
-1x Book about Traveling in Harback Union
-1x Basketball
-1x Suitcase of Clothes
-1x Med Kit
-10000 Kuis(Currency of Uhacion)
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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:02 am

Uhacion wrote:- PASSPORT -



Surname/Nom/Прозвішча:Fusisilisev
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя:Korazion
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць:Uhacionian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння:Igmul,Uhacion
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента:Passport of Uhacion
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ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 5-0-2-1-5
Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:
-1x Book about Traveling in Harback Union
-1x Basketball
-1x Suitcase of Clothes
-1x Med Kit
-10000 Kuis(Currency of Uhacion)


Almost good!
You can spend a few more attribute points though. You only have 13 right now. Your ID number can add up to 30. Check opening post/attributes.

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Sao Nova Europa
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Postby Sao Nova Europa » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:31 am

Interesting concept. Thinking of joining as a head of state on an official visit.
Signature:

"I’ve just bitten a snake. Never mind me, I’ve got business to look after."
- Guo Jing ‘The Brave Archer’.

“In war, to keep the upper hand, you have to think two or three moves ahead of the enemy.”
- Char Aznable

"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat."
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:58 am

Talchyon wrote:Ok OP. I think my app is done. Please look over the materials brought and let me know.

Here's my completed character, Dr. Feng Xu, as of now



OP, is my character accepted?

Also, his name if Feng Xu not Xu Feng.
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I'm OP-ing this one - PARAGON INDUSTRIES - A high tech comedy with the kooks, rejects and psychos who work at the once great tech giant that's fallen on bad times. Check out the IC action here!

Also Young Bloods - the long-running superhero RP that I just joined 164 pages in


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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:04 am

Talchyon wrote:
Talchyon wrote:Ok OP. I think my app is done. Please look over the materials brought and let me know.

Here's my completed character, Dr. Feng Xu, as of now



OP, is my character accepted?

Also, his name if Feng Xu not Xu Feng.


Apologies, will fix ASAP
Also, yes.

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Ralnis
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ralnis » Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:48 am

Back to back bad rolls? My story starting out strong. :p
This account must be deleted. The person behind it is a racist, annoying waste of life that must be shunned back to whatever rock he crawled out from.

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Olthenia
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Postby Olthenia » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:10 pm

- PASSPORT -

Here.

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча: Inkerman
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя: Annar
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць: Thénian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння: Revachol, Olthenia.
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента: The People’s Commune of Revachól’s Bureau of Permits and Passports.
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ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 4-5-6-8-7-[?]

Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:

-Voltiger-Underhill Mk. IV Mechanical-Typewriter: Precisely what it sounds like, this remarkably handy typewriter is the favorite of many a world-wary journalist, wandering letter-author and sleazy bureaucrat from Graad to Sur-la-Cleffe. Wherever those places might be. As it is, Annar purchased one of these scarcely a moon’s turn before his departure for the Harkback Union. In retrospect, perhaps the newly-minted refugee was not thinking too clearly – but it did seem a darn shame to leave it behind. At any rate, its handy design and easily settable typeface enables its user to dictate just about any variety of word, phrase or ink-born language symbol down upon the page of any sheaf of sufficiently paper-y paper wedged into its holding-clamps. Back in the realm of the Suzerain, this typewriter was intended to further the young man’s nascent career as an author or even budding bureaucrat. Here? Well. Time will tell.

-Gendarme-issue Patrol Boots: Several styles of these remarkably durable boots are marketed abroad as ‘Solid Footwear’; no doubt intended for gruff men and poised women with serious outlooks on life and rough, demanding professions. Back in the former Suzerain’s realm, they’re reportedly part of the standard uniform for the officers of the Pedestrian Control division of the Commune’s Civil Protection force. What precisely Annar is doing with a pair of these is anyone’s guess – but if the quality of their leather is anything to go by, they’re still fairly new. And also quite likely remarkably uncomfortable to wear. Their most malign feature, at least as far as their owner is concerned, is the remarkably tall and hard-as-boiled-leather edge of their shin-guards. They’re mean enough to bite at Annar’s shins every time he mounts a staircase or turns a corner – and frankly, it’s beginning to hurt. Rather a lot.

-A Persistent Case of the Sniffles: Not so much a physical object, this – but perhaps of some interest to the Harkback Union’s customs officials none the less. Blame it on the journey’s stress, his generally lacking physique or perhaps one too many brisk evening walks along the ocean-liner’s spray-worn decks – but alas. Annar has a cough. One that rattles and shakes his chest, bites at his lungs and tears at his throat. And the sniffles! Whatever this malady is, its has surely made the young man’s nose a wet, leaking, snotty thing. Annar, however, tells himself it’s nothing to do but truckle on. Grit his teeth. After all – what else can he do?

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Harkback Union
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Postby Harkback Union » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:14 pm

Olthenia wrote:- PASSPORT -

Here.

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча: Inkerman
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Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя: Annar
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Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць: Thénian
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Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння: Revachol, Olthenia.
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Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента: The People’s Commune of Revachól’s Bureau of Permits and Passports.
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ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар:
- 4-5-6-8-7-[?]

Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:

-Voltiger-Underhill Mk. IV Mechanical-Typewriter: Precisely what it sounds like, this remarkably handy typewriter is the favorite of many a world-wary journalist, wandering letter-author and sleazy bureaucrat from Graad to Sur-la-Cleffe. Wherever those places might be. As it is, Annar purchased one of these scarcely a moon’s turn before his departure for the Harkback Union. In retrospect, perhaps the newly-minted refugee was not thinking too clearly – but it did seem a darn shame to leave it behind. At any rate, its handy design and easily settable typeface enables its user to dictate just about any variety of word, phrase or ink-born language symbol down upon the page of any sheaf of sufficiently paper-y paper wedged into its holding-clamps. Back in the realm of the Suzerain, this typewriter was intended to further the young man’s nascent career as an author or even budding bureaucrat. Here? Well. Time will tell.

-Gendarme-issue Patrol Boots: Several styles of these remarkably durable boots are marketed abroad as ‘Solid Footwear’; no doubt intended for gruff men and poised women with serious outlooks on life and rough, demanding professions. Back in the former Suzerain’s realm, they’re reportedly part of the standard uniform for the officers of the Pedestrian Control division of the Commune’s Civil Protection force. What precisely Annar is doing with a pair of these is anyone’s guess – but if the quality of their leather is anything to go by, they’re still fairly new. And also quite likely remarkably uncomfortable to wear. Their most malign feature, at least as far as their owner is concerned, is the remarkably tall and hard-as-boiled-leather edge of their shin-guards. They’re mean enough to bite at Annar’s shins every time he mounts a staircase or turns a corner – and frankly, it’s beginning to hurt. Rather a lot.

-A Persistent Case of the Sniffles: Not so much a physical object, this – but perhaps of some interest to the Harkback Union’s customs officials none the less. Blame it on the journey’s stress, his generally lacking physique or perhaps one too many brisk evening walks along the ocean-liner’s spray-worn decks – but alas. Annar has a cough. One that rattles and shakes his chest, bites at his lungs and tears at his throat. And the sniffles! Whatever this malady is, its has surely made the young man’s nose a wet, leaking, snotty thing. Annar, however, tells himself it’s nothing to do but truckle on. Grit his teeth. After all – what else can he do?


Did someone play Disco Elysium?
Very accepteD!

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G-Tech Corporation
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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:47 pm

This is the point where the bard starts playing the buff song.

"Bluff, bluff, bluff the customs officials!"
TG if you have questions about RP. If I don't know the answer, I know someone who does.

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Ralnis
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Postby Ralnis » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:50 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:This is the point where the bard starts playing the buff song.

"Bluff, bluff, bluff the customs officials!"

Sorry, I speckled into Rogue with the personality of a wet noodle.
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Olthenia
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Postby Olthenia » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:50 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:This is the point where the bard starts playing the buff song.

"Bluff, bluff, bluff the customs officials!"


:p

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Lunas Legion
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Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:51 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:This is the point where the bard starts playing the buff song.

"Bluff, bluff, bluff the customs officials!"


Didn't even get a chance to bluff them, Isabella already got hauled off for interrogation.
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Lazarian
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Founded: Jul 14, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Lazarian » Mon Sep 12, 2022 12:52 pm

- PASSPORT -

Image

Surname/Nom/Прозвішча: Obraztsov

Given name/Prénoms/Названае імя: Vasily

Nationality/Nationalité/Нацыянальнасць: East Vasovia (formerly Arstotzka)

Place of Birth/Lieu de Naissance/Месца нараджэння: Melnikoff, Vasovia

Issuing Authority/Autorité de délivrance/Крыніца дакумента: People's Republik of East Vasovia

ID Number/Numéro d'identification/Ідэнтыфікацыйны нумар: 8-8-7-4-3

Customs Declaration/Déclaration en douane/Мытная дэкларацыя:

-Standard Issue East Vasovian Rucksack: Ah, glory to Vasovia! The ever-present companion of the Vasovian infantryman. Made in the typical style of true Vasovian factorywork - cheap nylon material, bland khaki color, uneven stitching. This sad thing is stained with dried liquor and cigarette ash.

-Vasovian Field Uniform: A relic of a nation on the brink of destruction. One olive green pair of pants, one long-sleeved brownish shirt. A pair of well worn-in military boots.

-Imported Arztotskan Wrench: A long, hefty piece of steel. "For mechanic work." he says. "Used to be a tank repairman." he continues with the lie, smiling stiffly. If this hadn't been washed thoroughly, customs would never let this through...

-Vasovian Civilian Clothing: Scratchy undergarments, a thick coat, black gloves, pairs of nondistinctive pants and shirts.

-Citizen's Identification Card: 4041 ANN, 6th Bylontav. Second District's People's Clinic, Melnikoff, Vasovia. You can almost smell the scent of inefficient bureaucracy emanating from this worn plastic card, if you get close enough.

-Two Thousand Lira: These bills, marked with the stiff visages of brave patriots, used to be worth something in the Homeland. Now cigarettes and bullets are currency instead.

-Pack of Western Smokes: Ah, a pack of Zebras. Terrible on the lungs, but pleasant on the lips - for a short time, at least. Nothing tastes quite as good as contraband, after all.
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