March 15, 2007
Rep. Jordan Douglass on Countdown with Keith Olberman
Douglass and his chief of staff, Ron Knight, were both waiting in the NBC offices in D.C. Knight had been able to get his boss an interview on MSNBC.
“Remember, this is prime time, so try to moderate some your comments.”
“Ron, you know that I say what I mean and…”
“… and mean what you say. I know Rev.” Ron interrupted. “I’m not asking to hold back your opinions, just temper the language. If your seen as too radical, you will lose any chance of having influence in the primaries.”
“Listen, if the Democrats can’t handle the truth, they can’t handle me.”
Before Ron could reply back, the producer signaled that the interview was about to begin.
“Good evening, this March 15, and there are over 600 days until the 2008 election, but we already have a flurry of people announcing their candidacy for presidents. Whatever you may say about the candidates, and I have a lot to say, this will definitely be an interesting election season. Joining us now to help us digest these candidates is Rep. Jordan Douglass from South Carolina’s sixth district. Good evening Rev. Douglass.”
“Good evening Keith. And I just got to say, I have a lot to talk about for these candidates as well.”
“Well Reverend, let’s start with the Democrats. Whose candidacies have stood out to you so far?”
“I, unfortunately have to start with Mr. Bulldog himself,” Douglass said with exasperation in his tone. “The man is more of a Democrat from 1867 than 2007. I may have never heard him say the n-word, but I know in my heart, 100% percent, he is a prolific user.”
“So, it sounds like you are not going to support Rep. Woolworth.”
“The day Woolworth becomes the Democratic nominee is the day I leave the Democratic Party.”
“Strong statement there Rev. Any Democrats you like?”
“I was a bit hesitant with some of the people announcing their presidencies, but I have to say I am liking Governor Fleming. He is young, dynamic, and has proven viability. Pennsylvania has been blue for a while now, but not that blue. I may not agree with him on all issues, but he has the potential to go far. Another person I will keep my eye out for is JJ St. Cierge. I am a fan of his radio show and of his work as Mayor of Baltimore, so I am excited to see what he does in the primary.”
“Bold choices there Reverend”
“Well if my grandfather knew I was leaning towards two Catholics, he would probably say too bold.”
“You said ‘leaning towards.’ Are you ready to make any official endorsements right now?”
“Leaning may have been too strong of a word. While I like Fleming and JJ, I will save my endorsement for another time. I do want to say though, I won’t support any candidate who doesn’t come down to South Carolina and speak to the community I represent.”
“Not-Jim Clyburn, your predecessor, was known for holding a famous fish-fry in South Carolina that all democratic nominees for president attended. Will you be continuing that tradition?”
“I will be continuing and expanding that tradition! I will invite all my fellow Democrats to come speak at my Church in Charleston and get to know the community at the fish fry next year during the primaries.”
“I do want to talk about some of the Republicans running for President right now.”
“Keith, I’m sure you’ve already picked your ‘worst person in the world’ for today’s show, but can I nominate Harold Gunsely? His comments today about the Apple stock controversy were outrageous. If this is the state of the Republican nominees for President, I think Democrats will do well come next November.”
“We will end the interview with that last comment. Thank you Rev. Douglass for talking to me tonight”
“Thank you Keith”
“That was good Rev.” Douglass’ chief of staff exclaimed with a thumbs up. “I could have gone without the comment on Catholics, but good nonetheless”
Douglass ignored the last comment and started leaving the NBC office with his chief of staff in tow. “I want you to schedule more interviews and segments. If I can sit down with the host or moderator, even better. Also, I need our staff to start the process of drafting a new bill on increasing funding towards HBCUs. See if any of the presidential candidates from Congress are interested in co-sponsoring.”