Meretica wrote:Jovuistan wrote:"Fair, fair. Let's switch gears and talk about somethin' really important to Texas. How are you gonna stop the illegals from pourin' into the country? How are you gonna stop the human and drug traffickers on the border? How are you gonna get all the illegals out?"
"First and foremost, we're going to be cutting all those useless, wasteful programs I've been talking about for my entire campaign," Cassie began. "The NRCS, the EDA, etc. That money-- we can use it to finish the border fence, which is something I believe you've advocated for yourself. We're going to massively raise fines on businesses and people providing jobs and homes to illegal immigrants, and we're going to turn these so-called sanctuary cities inside out. We're going to federally ban them and enforce it, and if the Democrats in charge don't like it? Well, too bad for them. The roots of my campaign might be unity, but there are some things that you just shouldn't back down from. I would make sure that every state would be able to deny bail to undocumented immigrants for whom ICE has issued a detainer; allow the state to withhold tax revenues from cities that are not in compliance with the statewide immigration regulations, and encourage tipsters to identify municipalities which violate these laws. We're going to nip this in the bud if I'm elected, that's to be sure."
"That's all good to hear, Senator. Better than what the liberals would do, no doubt. There's one thing I'm really wonderin' about, though. Y'know, the radical left is gettin' pretty much friendly as fire ants with me over Texas takin' a stand on abortion. Some of the things you've done and said, Senator, they make me nervous. Abortion is ugly as sin, and I wanna get some reassurance that you're not gonna let all this baby murder go on."