2022: A Decade of Uncertainty (IC)

by **Yaruqo** » Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:14 am

دمشق‎ | Damascus | Şam
جمهورية سوريا الاتحادية الشعبية | The People's Federal Republic of Syria | Komara Federal a Gel a Sûriyê

February 10th, 2022

As the Transitional Authority gathered for the morning briefing, a collective sigh of relief emanated around the room: despite Israel’s bombastic statements in the Israeli press, it appeared that they were withdrawing from Lebanon. For now, for whatever reason, war was averted. “But they are still mobilizing their forces towards Jawlān,” stated Defense Minister Hebîb. “They could be mobilizing for a preemptive strike against our border defenses.” “Or,” countered Foreign Minister Tagara, “they are simply responding to our mobilizations. I am sure that if we return to Alert Level Blue, they will stand down as well. After all, the Arab League’s demands were met - Israel and the Soviet Union are withdrawing from Lebanon. We have no reason to mobilize. And it has only been two days since the order was given, surely it would not be so difficult to have our soldiers return to barracks.”

This time, Co-President al-Abdah spoke first. “I am in agreement with Tagara. The desired outcome has been achieved. There is no reason to continue with the full mobilization. And we will soon have French air and missile defense systems delivered to our country. Our republic will soon be very secure. I have no intention of torpedoing this deal just because we wanted to meet the Israeli mobilization in kind. If they continue to escalate tensions after we return our units back to base, then we can return to explore our options. But for now, I believe we should give the order to return to barracks and return to Alert Level Blue.” The eyes of the Cabinet turned to Co-President Ehmed, who shrugged. “He makes a good point. And we still haven’t received the full shipment of Chinese arms and armaments, not to mention our Armed Forces are still being trained on that equipment, correct, Hebîb?” The Defense Minister nodded gruffly. “I see, then we are in no position to act outside of what the Arab League Parliament recommended. I second al-Abdah. Consider this a formal order to return the soldiers to their respective bases and return us to Alert Level Blue.”

10 February 2022

BREAKING: Israel & Backers to Withdraw from Lebanon, War Averted

BEIRUT/DAMASCUS - In a stunning reversal, the Israeli Ministry of Defense yesterday announced that the IDF would begin withdrawing from Lebanon “soon,” declaring victory over Hezbollah in an early morning statement to the Jerusalem Post. The Transitional Authority welcomed the development in a statement this afternoon. “The Arab League and Syria should not have been put in the position that we were put in in the first place, however, the announcement of a forthcoming withdrawal is a positive sign for regional peace and security. We continue to insist that Israel and its partners withdraw from Lebanon fully by February 18th, and we will continue to monitor the situation as it develops. In the meantime, the Transitional Authority and Ministry of Defense see no reason to maintain prior plans to mobilize our Armed Forces in full. Earlier this morning, we began the process of ordering our Armed Forces to return to their respective bases and barracks, and we plan to fully reach Alert Level Blue readiness levels in two days’ time. We are aware of IDF mobilizations in the occupied Jawlān, but our assessments suggest that this is a display of force in response to our own in concert with our partners with the Arab League, and not an invasion force. Should the IDF continue to station itself in the occupied Jawlān despite our demobilization, we will demand information pertaining to the purpose of their mobilization and respond accordingly.”

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs announced that the Transitional Authority “stands ready to assist the government of Lebanon with regards to matters of national security and counter-terrorism operations, as needed.” In unrelated news, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Defense announced an arms deal with the government of France for three batteries and an assortment of 400 Aster 15 and Aster 30 missiles for short/medium range and long range anti-air and anti-missile defense, respectively. The Ministry of Defense lauded the agreement, stating, “Once again, the skies over the People’s Federal Republic will be safe and secure from unprovoked aerial attacks and Hezbollah and Iranian rocket and missile attacks. Syria will be safe once again for all Syrians, and a secure Syria will lead to a secure Middle East.” The deal would involve a one-time payment, followed by annual installments over a period of five years. The Democratic Union Party (PYD) and Democratic Conservative Party (DCP) issued statements condemning the agreement, with the PYD taking issue with potential militarization and the DCP expressing concern with fiscal spending levels, despite the “well-meaning intentions” of the Transitional Authority. We will continue to monitor the situation and update the story as it develops…

20 February 2022

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules on “Fair Trial” for Bashar al-Assad

DAMASCUS - After many days of anticipation surrounding a potential trial for former president Bashar al-Assad, the Supreme Court ruled this morning that it was “not confident that the Defendant [Bashar al-Assad] would be able to enjoy his constitutional right to a fair and free trial by a jury of his peers within Syria,” citing the nature of his alleged crimes and the publicity around his former office, its alleged role in the civil war, and the ensuing publicity around his extradition to Syria from the Soviet Union. It further stated that while it had faith in the independence of the judiciary should Mr. al-Assad opt for a bench trial, the Supreme Court, in its 7 - 5 ruling, stated that, “While the remaining Defendants may be able to obtain a fair and free trial by jury or from the bench due to the often localized nature of their alleged crimes, the crimes that the prime Defendant is accused of by the Government, in its capacity as the judicial representative of the People, are national and felt by all in every corner of the nation, and it would be highly improbable for Mr. al-Assad to have a fair bench trial.”

The Supreme Court recommended that should the Ministry of Justice wish to pursue charges against Bashar al-Assad, that it should send him to trial at the International Criminal Court (ICC) and extradite him to The Hague. In a statement after the ruling was issued, a spokesman for the Ministry of Justice voiced the government’s “disapproval” of the ruling, but confirmed that they would abide by the ruling and not pursue charges within the Syrian justice system. “We will, instead, begin discussions with the International Criminal Court for [Bashar] al-Assad’s extradition and subsequent trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity, which are extensively documented over the course of a decade-long civil war and throughout the entirety of his regime’s iron-fisted reign over the peoples of Syria. We are still confident that, despite this setback, justice will prevail.” We will continue to update this story as it develops…

by **Arvenia** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:59 am

March 1, 2022
Nová Radnice (New City Hall), Brno, Brno District (Okres Brno), Czechia (Čechy/Český Kraj), Czechoslovakia
It was a very busy day for Mayor Ahmet Sahçeli (ODS). Yesterday, he was facing immense backlash for rude remarks about Armenia and the Czechoslovak authorities. He was prepared to clear himself and avoid further backlash. The conference was filled with cameras and crewmembers from Czechoslovak Television (ČST), as well as journalists from various Czechoslovak newspaper companies. Outside the New City Hall (Nová Radnice), Armenians and Kurds gathered to protest and demand for a sincere apology. With the news cameras rolling, the Q&A can now begin.

"Mr. Mayor, Helena Kecková from Blesk. Do you have anything to say about your recent remarks on Armenia and the pro-Turkish protests?"

"Thanks, Mrs. Kecková. I fully apologize for what I have said and tweeted lately. I know my remarks were very hurtful, offensive, scandalous and inappropriate. I promise to not repeat them again. I don't want to contribute to further harm to our society."

"Mr. Mayor, another question. Will you calm down similar protests in this city?"

"I hopefully do. This city needs calm right now."

"Thanks, no more questions."

"Mr. Mayor, Bohuslav Kolárek from Pravý Břeh. Will the federal government remove you from office due to your remarks?"

"Good question, Mr. Kolárek. I doubt the government will remove me. Most people wouldn't take kindly to it because I am very cool with both Czechoslovaks and Turks. I am beloved by this whole city. Only a small minority hates me."

"Okay... Thanks."

"Mr. Mayor, Pavel Chaloubek from Metro Československo. What is your reaction to the Armenian Genocide being recognized by the Turkish government?"

The question made Ahmet sigh a bit in frustration.

"Okay, I know that 'Armenian thing' is a sensitive issue, but I think President Erdoğan did a stupid decision. He should adhere to the Turkish Constitution and avoid making decisions that are insensitive towards the interests and feelings of my people. What he just did is very unconstitutional and could amount to high treason. On the other hand, I commend him for denouncing the genocide that the Chinese government is currently committing against Uyghurs and other Turkic Muslims in Xinjiang. I hope the racist CCP is held accountable for genocide and gets removed from power. Also, I advise you to not use the word 'Armenian Genocide' next time you ask me or anyone else. It is a sensitive word."

"Okay, no further questioning."

"Herr Bürgermeister, Konrad Tollverein from Böhmische Post. What is your opinion on the recent pro-Turkish protests in this country?"

"Thanks for the question, Herr Tollverein... Okay, the protests broke out because they were triggered by the same 'Armenian thing' that is, as I said, a very sensitive issue, especially in Turkey. I prefer that no government makes a quick decision on sensitive issues. I believe..."

"Okay, sorry for interrupting you, Mr. Mayor. My name is Carolyn Novak and I work for The Slovak Spectator. I need to ask you this. Why are you referring to the Armenian Genocide as the 'Armenian thing'?"

The question made Ahmet feel more frustrated and triggered. He was also not finished with the previous question.

"Okay, Mrs. Novak, I can answer your question. The reason why I use the term 'Armenian thing' is that the event behind it is too sensitive for me and my people. I had been very stressed lately because of what is currently happening in both this country and elsewhere, especially in regards to Turkey, Armenia, China and Syria. Please, I am stressed right now and I don't have to answer some sensitive questions. You don't know how Turks are currently struggling in the present day. I would advise you to not use the word 'Armenian Genocide" when you ask me about the 'Armenian thing'. Do you understand?"

"Yes, I understand, but why do you then say "Uyghur Genocide" when you talk about Uyghurs and China? That sounds a little sus..."

"Oh my... SHUT UP!!! Shut the fuck up, you bitch!"

Everyone in the press conference went quiet and were shocked over the remark.

"No more questions, Mrs. Novak."

"Mr. Mayor, Miklós Gimonnay from Korzár. There have been rumors that you made some seriously anti-Chinese posts on Twitter in regards to Xinjiang and Taiwan, which were then promptly removed prior to yesterday's scandal. Some have described the posts as being racist and equally insensitive. Is that true?"

Ahmet is getting pissed over the question.

"Please, Mr. Gimonnay. Don't ask such question. Give me another question to answer."

"Well, Mr. Mayor, this is a very serious question. Some of the posts were archived by other users, so they are still..."

"Please, stop asking for God..."

"Mr. Mayor, Rudolf Lebrovský from Lidové Noviny. What is your opinion on Czechoslovak politicians advocating for the recognition of both the Greek Genocide and the Assyrian Genocide?"

"Geez, I would not accept a question from a newspaper who is owned by a corrupt politician, let alone a former Finance Minister."

"Mr. Mayor, I was asking you a quest..."

"Just leave before the guards takes you away."

"Herr Bürgermeister, I got another question..."

"Why are you threatening a journalist, Mr. Mayor?"

"Mr. Mayor..."

"Mr. Mayor..."

"Mr. Mayor..."

The voices started to swarm all over Ahmet. He began losing his cool and sanity.

Suddenly...

"THAT'S IT!!! I AM DOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! This press conference is fucking over!! I'm done! Please, leave me the fuck alone!"

Ahmet abruptly left to the shock of everyone in the press conference.

Recent News

Blesk
March 1, 2022

Violent Clashes Between Armenians and Turks in Pilsen
PILSEN - Pilsen (Plzeň), the regional capital of Bohemia (Böhmen/Bohémský Kraj) and seat of the Pilsen District (Bezirk Pilsen/Okres Plzeň), has become the site of violent clashes between the Armenian and Turkish communities. The clashes began when pro-Turkish protesters paraded through the city while chanting words like "Death to Armenia" and waving Turkish flags, which attracted the attention of the local Armenian population. Both sides then began to fight each other violently. Local police had to intervene and separate both groups. The streets were filled with trash, blood, broken chairs and broken glass. A nearby Armenian-owned store was trashed by the protesters and its owner got beaten up badly. Arrests were made and the Bohemian Defence Force (BVK), the regional military of Bohemia, assisted the local police in restoring peace and order afterwards. Ludwig Hagelstein (BVP), the current Mayor of Pilsen, and Carola Holzmann (BVP), the current Governor of Bohemia, have both denounced the clashes and called for peace and order in Czechoslovakia, while Prime Minister Petr Fiala (ODS) called upon the pro-Turkish protesters to disperse immediately and stop bothering people.

Pro-Turkish Protesters Intimidates Czechoslovak Parties Ahead of Upcoming Legislative Session
PRAGUE - Pro-Turkish protesters have continued to intimidate Czechoslovak politicians and parties who are advocating for the formal recognition of the genocides that were committed by Turks during and after WW1. Members of Progressive Czechoslovakia (PČ), the Brand New Left (ZLN), the Czechoslovak Social Democratic Party (ČSSD), the Green Party of Czechoslovakia (SZČ), the Liberal National Social Party (LSNS) and the Christian Right (KP) continued to face harassment and death threats from the protesters, while a flaming brick was thrown right into the headquarters of the Liberal Democratic Movement (LDH). This situation seems to be occuring right before the Czechoslovak Parliament is put into session, as the aforementioned parties are due to propose legislations that would acknowledge both the Greek Genocide and the Assyrian Genocide. The pro-Turkish protesters described the legislations as being deeply "racist" and "Islamophobic". Many politicians have called upon the Czechoslovak authorities to clamp down on the violent protests, while the Romani Defence League (ROL), who had opposed any recognition of the Armenian Genocide in Czechoslovakia, allegedly told the Czechoslovak Parliament to "delay the session until further notice".

Press Conference Goes Horribly Wrong
BRNO - Ahmet Sahçeli (ODS), the Mayor of Brno, has recently held a press conference following yesterday's events. The press conference was held to clear his name after he faced backlash for making comments regarding the Amenian Genocide and the ongoing pro-Turkish protests in the country. He notably called the Armenian Genocide a "Soviet hoax" and accused the Kurds of having actually murdered many Armenians during said genocide. He also bashed the Czechoslovak police for cracking down on pro-Turkish protesters who gathered outside numerous embassies. During today's press conference, Ahmet formally apologized for his remarks and claimed they were due to personal stress. However, even though the conference went well, it began to sour when a reporter from Metro International asked Ahmet about the Turkish government recognizing the Armenian Genocide, to which he referred to the event as a so-called "Armenian thing" and also commended President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan for recognizing the Uyhur Genocide. Then, it quickly began to spiral out of control when Ahmet was asked a question by Carolyn Novak, a Slovak-American journalist working for The Slovak Spectator, an English-language newspaper based in Bratislava, Slovakia. Once Carolyn continued to ask Ahmet about why he referred to the Armenian Genocide as an "Armenian thing", while not doing the same to the Uyghur Genocide, he suddenly raged and called her a derogatory slur. He was further angered by a question from Miklós Gimonnay, an award-winning journalist from Korzár, which claimed that the Mayor made "racist" and "insensitive" posts about the People's Republic of China (PRC) on Twitter. Suddenly, it ended badly when a reporter from Lidové Noviny was told by Ahmet to leave the press conference when said reporter was just asking a simple question surrounding the next session in the Czechoslovak Parliament. Eventually, the Mayor raged so hard that he abruptly left, which ended the press conference. Reactions to the press conference was mixed, but mostly negative. Both leftists and many members of the Civic Democratic Party (ODS) denounced the Mayor for his abusive and belligerent attitude towards certain journalists, while Kurds and Armenians bashed him on social media for not recognizing the Armenian Genocide. On the other hand, the ratings on Czechoslovak Television (ČST) skyrocketed due to the Mayor's belligerent and manic behavior during the press conference, which many described as more exciting and tense than any American reality show. Meanwhile, Petr Fiala (ODS), the current Prime Minister of Czechoslovakia, and Jan Grolich (ČSL), the current Governor of Czechia, were apparently disappointed by the Mayor, with Petr promising to reprimand him in time. As a result of this, Armenians, Kurds and even leftists have now started to launch protests against the Mayor, demanding him to resign and apologize to the Armenian community.

by **Dentali** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:55 am

First Expansion of the Global Support Pact

The Global Support Pact currently consisting of France, The East African Federation, and Brazil has announced a first round of expansion after the initial founding. The nations of Nigeria, Senegal, Tunisia, Morocco and Côte d'Ivoire have announced they are joining the alliance Tier 2 nations which includes military and intelligence sharing as well as economic cooperation and free trade.

Côte d'Ivoire also known as the Ivory Coast is the world's largest exporter of cocoa beans and has relatively high levels of income for its region. It is a largely agricultural nation and market based, after earning independence from France in 1960. The Ivory Coast has a population of 26 million and a GDP (PPP) of $144 billion. Côte d'Ivoire was committed to fighting child slavery in its nation, mostly revolving around cocoa production and the EAF has promised technical and financial aid for strengthening water and sanitation infrastructure and multiple EAF companies are expected to open branches in the EAF.

Senegal is another former French colony in East Africa that relies mostly on agriculture. With a population of roughly 17 million and a GDP (PPP) of $66 billion it will be the poorest nation in the GSP. France and Brazil have committed to assisting in oil exploration and development as well as the EAF committing to assisting its agricultural sector which is typically plagued by droughts. Multiple EAF companies have expressed interest in funding education programs in Senegal and creating job pipelines for newly literate Senegal citizens.

After the EAF, France, and Brazil recognized its control over the Western Sahara, Morocco joined the GSP bringing with it a population of 37 million and a GSP of $332 billion. Its high level of development and strong ties to the EU and the United States make it a natural candidate for this western leaning African Alliance.

Tunisia is the only North African country classified as “Free” by Freedom House and the only fully democratic state in the Arab World. It has a population of 11 million and a GDP (PPP) of $160 billion making it the smallest nation in the GSP in terms of population and is considered one of the most competitive economies in Africa with the EAF taking inspiration from it on multiple policies since its inception.

The largest nation to join the GSP in this expansion is Nigeria. Which until this year was the most populous country in Africa. Unlike the other two new members the Republic of Nigeria is a former British colony and is considered an emerging global power, and has the largest economy in Africa outside the East African Federation. It has a population of 211 million and a GDP (PPP) of $1.116 trillion, the 25th largest in the world.

by **Mifan** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:21 pm

Beirut, Lebanon
Presidential Palace
Sometime before Israeli Announcement

Once again, two of the most powerful men, in Lebanon, have decided to meet. Hassan had been staying within the Palace for the duration of the conflict, for even the Israelis weren't crazy enough to bomb the residence of a nation's head of state. Of course, the Israelis would love nothing more to eliminate him, but sadly for them, he wasn't such an easy target to take out. However, this wasn't about him. This was about the deal that Michel had negotiated with the Soviets in order to end the conflict with Israel.

Hassan was livid, to say the least. To him, Michel was a fool to believe that the Soviets, a nation who was aiding the Israelis in their invasion, would ever enforce such a deal upon them. The UN buffer wouldn't last in his mind, for the Zionists would be allowed to bomb Hezbollah with little consequence, as the UN would never get approval to intervene against them. The Soviets and Americans would make sure of that. However, that wasn't what angered him; it was the fact that Michel negotiated this deal with no input from him, whatsoever. Hezbollah had no intention of stopping the conflict, but now, were threatened on all sides if they did. Hassan now had to get in touch with the Shura Council, whose members have been in hiding since the first shot rang out.

Michel wasn't concerned with Hassan being angry at him. He had done his duty and stopped anymore blood from being spilt. Even if the Shiites were behind Hezbollah, they were still citizens of Lebanon. However, he didn't expect Hassan to want to change the unofficial agreement they made as compensation for the decision made. Both men had been trying to find a way to have Hezbollah and the Government work alongside one another, in an attempt to improve the nation as a whole. Every time Hezbollah entered a conflict, the entire nation suffered for it. Michel was hoping, that if a deal was made, the nation could focus on rebuilding and improving. Of course it was only between him and Hassan; such a deal would still need to be approved by both sides, officially, which is where the real problems start. Even so, the fact that Hassan now wished to change the deal, wouldn't make things any easier.

Classified
Unofficial Agreement between the President of Lebanon and the Secretary-General of Hezbollah

1: The Lebanese Government shall hereby accept the creation of the Autonomous Region of Southern Lebanon, which shall compose of the South Governate and the Nabatieh Governate. All affairs within the this newly autonomous region, outside of foreign affairs, shall be handled by Hezbollah.

2: The Lebanese Government and Hezbollah shall enter into a defensive pact with one another. The proposed Autonomous Region is still a part of the Lebanese Republic; any attack upon it is an attack on Lebanon, itself. Likewise, Hezbollah must vow to protect the whole of Lebanon, in the event of a foreign threat.

3: Hezbollah must downsize it's military capabilities for the good of Lebanon; Hezbollah shall turn its attention to bettering the lives of people within the border.

4: Hezbollah and the Free Patriotic Movement shall form a coalition within Parliament.

5: In order to avoid more regions from fighting for more autonomy, Security Forces and Hezbollah shall work side by side in order to avoid from allowing other groups to garner too much strength.

Southern Lebanon
After Israeli Announcement

Fighters were joyful, yet disheartened. The Zionists were retreating, victory has once again been achieved; not enough blood had been spilt. Many fighters, especially the younger ones from the reserves, wished to keep fighting, spill the blood of every Zionist they saw, but orders were orders. The full time fighters knew that better than anyone else. However, even in retreat, the Zionists still bombed them. They were ordered not to use any rockets, however, nobody said that they weren't allowed to continue their fight.

Fighters, all across the front, began an offensive. Without rockets to support them, there would be more losses; until the last Zionist left Lebanon, they would still be shot at. They would still be killed. Even so, the war had clearly taken a toll. Leadership was questioning whether the conflict was truly worth it; they had been pushed back from the border. Sure, they could claim victory, but at what cost? Of course, these thought couldn't be made public, such things could destroy an organization with ease. This wasn't as clear of a victory like in 2006. The organization would need to wait, however, until the conflict was over before the true cost of the conflict could be seen.

by **TENNOHEIKA BANZAI NIHON** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 2:25 am

Prime Minister's Office
Tel Aviv, Israel
February 10, 2022

As the Security Cabinet continued to meet in the closing bit of the Lebanon war, the topic turned to the question: what next? Defense Minister Gantz led the discussion. "The Syrian press has indicated it will withdraw from its offensive positions. We are yet to confirm this, but as it stands, the most imminent threat has been ended. We hit Hamas hard last year, hit Hezbollah hard in this war, we should rapidly follow this up. We are defeating the enemy in detail, one by one."

Ministers nodded as Netanyahu agreed. "With our biggest concern wiped off the map for some time, we can turn our attention back to Iran. There is no northern or southern deterrence anymore to striking at their nuclear program. We may face their own retaliation, but I believe if the Iranians get within two months of a nuclear bomb, then will be the time to strike. We must strike while their two proxies are down... General Kochav, how long would it take until the IDF is back to prewar capability?"

Kochav considered for a second before he replied, "A few months in regards to resupply the munitions we expended if we place orders now. Some of our suppliers are backlogged with orders, so we may have to turn to international suppliers. We are at full combat strength, and our resources are not depleted yet. We could fight on for a few more months if we wanted."

Minister of Finance Avigdor Lieberman interjected. "I think it would be foolish to put billions of shekels into foreign industry. Put it into our own defense industry, even if we have to wait a few more months. Look how long it takes to the US to send our equipment anyways. It is important that we remain cautious, but I believe we can begin to demobilize some of the reserves. It only hurts rearmament if we keep our people out of the workforce."

Gantz was quick to address the matter. "We need the equipment sooner rather than later. We don't have to go to our traditional suppliers. Russia tends to be very quick with production, and I do not see any harm if we have them produce simple munitions like artillery shells and other ammunition for us. As for demobilization, I have issued orders to begin the demobilization of volunteer Border Police units, as well as the 12th "Negev" Reserve Infantry Brigade. Yet I see no point in wasting this opportunity we have here. It cost us millions of dollars to mobilize our reserves. Why not conduct a few days of drills while they are already all mobilized?"

Netanyahu shook his head. "You both bring up good points. But I have to lean towards military readiness. We don't know how long peace will last, especially in this current environment. Gantz, do you believe the Syrians are truly withdrawing?"

"I have no reason to doubt that. I believe our deterrence worked. They are hesitant to go into a war they know they are going to lose. Look how quick they are to wrap up the escalation. They don't sit around and wait to make sure that we are truly withdrawing, they pack up as soon as they believe their commitment is fulfilled. They definitely were making plans to invade us, but their leadership is too weak to pull the trigger. For the sake of so called 'de-escalation,' we can avoid open deployments of reservists to the border. But this is our chance to prepare for a future war, and that means drilling over and over so our troops are ready to fight Syria if the time comes. This is our excuse to build up fortifications and drill more." Gantz continued. "As it is, our freedom of action in Syria is becoming increasingly hampered. But with the new Russian systems, and our new operational planning, we shall still reign supreme. We are currently working to train pilots on the new Russian aircraft and missiles, as well as adapting our planes to carry their bombs. I have spoken with planners about developing the Silver Sparrow into a ground-based weaponized system, and if all goes to plan, then the Syrians will regret buying all these systems. Instead of sending our fighters that take time to arrive and can be seen for hundreds of miles on good radar, our missiles can impact them in minutes. This is our wake-up call to build up our long-range strike capabilities."

Netanyahu nodded. "That is all then. We shall continue our deterrence efforts, but begin the demobilization of our reserves. We must remain vigilant."

Across Israel
February 11, 2022

Within a day or two, IDF forces would return home from combat in Lebanon, as the large troop presence was continued on the border. Border Police would be allowed to return to their stations, and volunteers would be allowed to return back home. But not everyone was demobilizing. IDF airstrikes continued around the clock, and when jets were not striking Hezbollah positions, they were buzzing low over LAF encampments, a reminder of IDF capabilities. At Bahad 4 in the south, Free Lebanese Army recruit were undergoing secretive basic training. Valued for their use as a non-state actor option, in addition to basic infantry training, these troops would be specially trained to operate rockets and ballistic missiles, should they ever be required in that sort of position.

That was not all the troop movements however. In the northeast, there still was a flurry of movements, more and more IDF units piling into the Golan Heights for drills. As drones and jets flew high overhead, conducting mock strikes on simulated targets, troops on the ground conducted live-fire exercises with artillery and small arms. On the very border, IDF tanks rolled just meters from the fence into firing positions, their crews practicing spotting targets as a general show of force against Syria. Sniper teams were set up, observing Syrian movements, as drones toed the Bravo line to get accurate images of the Syrian positions.

At night, several SAP teams of the Yahalom special forces unit descended on the Israeli fence, briefly crossing the fence under cover from Duvdevan sniper teams positioned higher in the heights. These units drilled disarming mock mines, planted to simulate attacks on the border fence.

These drills were set to go on for a few days before the reservists eventually demobilized. But the message was clear. The IDF was prepared for whatever was thrown at it.

IDF Opens Exhibit in Tel Aviv for Lebanon War
February 11, 2022
8 AM

IDF sources in conjunction with the Ministry of Defense announced the opening of an exhibit to both the international press and the public to display captured Hezbollah equipment, and to inform the public of war developments. The exhibit, which is located at the IDF History Museum reportedly will feature captured weapons, vehicles, and communications equipment of Hezbollah terrorists, as well as an interactive map of the war's progress.

This comes as the conflict nears its end, with the IDF and Russian forces working around the clock to exit from Lebanon. Earlier today the IDF announced the names of several high-level Hezbollah commanders killed in the conflict, including Ali Tajideen and Mohammed Hassan Dbouk as well as several who remain unnamed until their identities could be confirmed by the IDF. Reports have suggested that the toll against Hezbollah has been high, with IDF reports indicating that Hezbollah suffered "over 2,000 dead" in turn for "around 200 IDF casualties and numerous civilians."

The IDF in recent days has been tight-lipped about damages and IDF casualties, maintaining that the war effort could be compromised if such figures were released.

Prime Minister Hails Victory Over Hezbollah and Deterrence Against Syria, Praises Peace
February 11, 2022
8 AM

In a speech late yesterday, Prime Minister Netanyahu made an address to the Knesset, praising the coalition government, the IDF, and Soviet support for the success in the war, a well as the deterrence against Syria. As reports came out that Syrian forces were beginning to withdraw from offensive positions in the Golan Heights, the Prime Minister made the following remarks:

"Through the sheer will of the Israeli people and our great allies, Israel has prevailed against the forces of the Axis of Evil. Bent on the destruction of the Jewish race, terrorists and their backers made every attempt to kill as many Israelis a possible. But with the speedy cooperation between our coalition government and the opposition, our brave men and women who so proudly serve our great nation, and the efforts of our Soviet allies, God gave us this victory against our terrorist enemies.

When Hezbollah terrorists rained rockets down on our people, the IDF was quick to react, downing hundreds of rockets with Iron Dome batteries. When Syria egged on the Arab League to attack, we, our great coalition, as well as the brave IDF stood up to face the threat. With constant communication between myself and President Orlov in the Soviet Union, we protected Israel, and have found a peaceful resolution to the conflict. Under my administration, we instituted an effective policy of deterrence against the Syrian aggressors, forcing their government to capitulate to peace. The Syrians made elaborate plans to invade us, but we held strong. Now we have deterred and will continue to deter the enemy. We have begun a series of drills in the Golan Heights poised to deter the enemy aggressor, simulating everything from a defensive conflict, to a pre-emptive strike. If the Syrians dare to threaten us again, we shall respond. If Hezbollah or their backers continue their aggression, we will respond. And if the Iranian regime continues its fanatical pursuit of nuclear weapons, we will wipe their nuclear facilities off the face of the Earth. Israel will stand strong no matter what."

In later comments to the press, Defense Minister Gantz warned Syria against further provocations, saying "If Syria mobilizes an invasion force again, Israel will consider pre-emptive options." The Defense Minister added that "Syrian military capabilities never concerned the IDF," saying "any attack would be destroyed overnight."

The Prime Minister went on the blast the Syrian government for its increase in military spending, telling the Jerusalem Post in an exclusive interview: "The Syrian regime has begun to mass weapons from both China and France, in a desperate attempt to maintain their control over their oppressed peoples, and to threaten the peaceful State of Israel. While their people are starving, homeless, and jobless, their government spends billions on missiles and tanks to attack Israel. The good people of Syria must not stand for this. While their corrupt politicians enrich themselves, build-up the military as their personal forces, the regular Syrian is unable to get the necessary aid he deserves. They must reject the attempts of the brutal regime to carry out its desires to destroy the Jewish people, and instead embrace peace in the Middle East."

Syrian Government Spends Billions on Missile Purchase, IDF 'Not Concerned'
February 11, 2022
10 AM

Amid high tensions between Israel and Syria, the Syrian government has splurged on French anti-aircraft missiles, reportedly spending over a billion American dollars on the purchase. Experts have warned that is could seriously threaten IDF pilots in operations in the region, as well as in any hypothetical conflict. The IDF however has maintained that its Freedom of Operation has not been hampered, citing technological advancements.

In a statement to the press, Defense Minister Gantz said, "The Syrian weapons purchase is not an imminent threat. It will be months before they receive the systems and train how to use them. In that time, the IDF has secured production licensing as well as physical systems that are specifically built to evade these threats. The IDF has experience with the Aster systems, so we are well aware of their strengths as well as their flaws. We have 70 stealth aircraft and that number is expanding. We have highly advanced missile capabilities thanks to cooperation with our Soviet partners. The Syrian government should not get too confident, otherwise it will make a terrible mistake." Experts say this statement seems to be an indication as to the secretive $2 billion Soviet aid package to Israel over the course of the Lebanon conflict, reflected in the addition of new weapons systems, said to include hypersonic capabilities as well as advanced 5th generation fighter jets.

Experts maintain that the advancements of Syrian air defenses will pose a significant threat to IDF 4th generation jets, but when asked, Gantz said, "This is a wake-up call to Israel. All around us, adversaries are advancing their air-defenses. That means we need to invest into long-range strike capabilities. We have grown comfortable carrying out strikes very close to the enemy targets. We already have several systems that allow us to remain out of range of hostile air defenses. But we will be advancing our surface to surface capabilities as well. As we speak, ballistic missiles are being sent to the Golan Heights to deter Syria and provide strike options. The Syrians were very foolish to push us to this. The moment they attack or cause any provocation, our ballistic missiles can respond, and their air defenses will have only minutes to fight back. Unlike a fighter jet, their radar can't see a ballistic missile launcher sitting on the ground."

Residents in Ghajar Protest IDF Withdrawal from North Ghajar
February 11, 2022
2 PM

Residents in the border town of Ghajar have protested yet another IDF withdrawal from north Ghajar, demanding that the town be united once again. These residents, holding both Lebanese and Israeli citizenship say it is much harder for those on the Lebanese side of the border to come into Israel where many of them work, as well as citing threats of retaliation from Hezbollah. This has sparked a debate in Israel, with some calling for the IDF to retain control of north Ghajar, while others warning that the fragile peace should not be disturbed.

Prime Minister Netanyahu told reporters that he has no intentions to remain in north Ghajar, but he would "consider all options to protect the lives of Israeli citizens."

Far-right Religious Zionist Party MK Itamar Ben-Gvir has called on the Knesset to prevent withdrawal, claiming "all of Ghajar is rightfully Israeli." The MK recently rose the prospect of opening an office in the Golan Heights region as part of a larger protest against the Syrian and Lebanese threats, something experts say will incite tensions.

The town came under attack at the very start of the war, with dozens of Hezbollah fighters fighting and IDF unit stationed there. While IDF forces in the northern part of Ghajar have held off from withdrawing until all other units have crossed back into Israel, they reportedly will leave within two days, giving the Prime Minister and his cabinet a very short time to decide. Experts say any arrangement would require talks with the Lebanese government, otherwise such could cause a significant escalation in the conflict.

by **Yaruqo** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 6:40 am

دمشق‎ | Damascus | Şam
جمهورية سوريا الاتحادية الشعبية | The People's Federal Republic of Syria | Komara Federal a Gel a Sûriyê

February 11th, 2022

"They are deploying ballistic missiles to Jawlān?!" That was the first sentence in the meeting of the Transitional Authority, shouted with a curse by Co-President Ehmed. "We should never have demobilized," muttered Defense Minister Hebîb. "Then we would have remain mobilized while they deployed ballistic missiles to the occupied Jawlān, anyway!" countered Foreign Minister Tagara. "Forget what we could have done!" yelled Ehmed. Israel once again unilaterally escalated tensions with Syria, and the presence of ballistic missiles, in the Golan Heights, no less, was a threat that could not be ignored. "We have tried going to third party mediators, we have tried turning the other cheek, but they continue to demand to make us their goddamn foot stool. No more." Ehmed turned to al-Abdah. "You should go to New York and speak with Ambassador Abdulrashid. Enough games. The Security Council needs to meet, now, before the region becomes even more of a war zone. Have her speak to the Soviet Ambassador - he is currently the President of the Security Council - and demand a session." Then, facing Tagara, Ehmed continued to issue orders. "Meanwhile, we need to get the French and Chinese to act on the Security Council. Send word to both of their governments, tell them that the situation in the Golan Heights can no longer be ignored or delayed. The deployment of ballistic missiles on occupied territory is a threat to peace and to the Syrian people." A clearing of the throat slowed Ehmed down. "And what of the Armed Forces, Madame President?" asked Hebîb. "We're about to drag the world kicking and screaming to address this issue. A mobilization will be seen by the Israelis as an escalation and they will strike first. Until we are trained on the new defense systems, we cannot risk it. Continue with the demobilization, let the world see that Israel, as they are wont to do, continues to escalate, threaten, and violate international law. Syria will continue to abide by international law, we will continue to maintain hope for the future, but we will do it on our terms." Al-Abdah agreed with Ehmed on all counts, and the orders were formalized. He would go to New York to help their UN representative to lobby for a meeting of the Security Council, and the Foreign Ministry would lobby France and China to act.

11 February 2022

Amid Israeli Deployments of Ballistic Missiles, Co-President al-Abdah Heads to New York

DAMASCUS/NEW YORK - While many in the Transitional Authority were hoping that the withdrawal from Lebanon would mean mutual de-escalation, it appears that their Israeli counterparts did not have the same appetite. Citing the Arab League's recent actions to prepare to defend Lebanon in the face of Israel's invasion, the Israeli Defense Minister yesterday decided to lay all blame with the Syrian government, and announced the deployment of ballistic missiles into the occupied-Jawlān, in what many consider to be a major escalation in the face of Syrian de-mobilizations. "It would have been one thing if the Arab League, or even just Syria, had continued to mobilize their forces despite the IDF's withdrawal from Lebanon," a Syrian Ministry of Defense official told Enab Baladi on the condition of anonymity. "If that had been the case, one might draw a reasonable conclusion that an invasion force was being prepared. But Syrian troops are returning to base, so the Israelis are using the purchase of air defense systems as a context for this escalation, which is highly unusual. This would be akin to our armed forces being deployed in response to Israel purchasing more supplies for their Iron Dome - it is nonsensical."

A spokeswoman for the Transitional Authority stated that, "We are not surprised by this unprompted escalation by Tel Aviv. First their bad faith negotiations in Paris, then their refusal to abide by the negotiated de-escalation agreement, then their illegal invasion of Lebanon. Israel has thrice proved itself to be uninterested in keeping tensions at a manageable level. The militarization of Jawlān should be of paramount concern to the Middle East, and to all the world. We have time and time again refused to station heavy troop presences close to the Purple Line, maintaining border defense and border forces - all of which are conventional and accounted for - for the express goal of keeping Jawlān demilitarized in cognizance of the presence of UN Peacekeepers and a desire to approach the matter of the Jawlān diplomatically. And time and time again, the Israelis have used the occupied Jawlān to mobilize their forces, to threaten, to bully, and now, to idly wave the threat of annihilation in the faces of the Syrian people." Co-President al-Abdah has departed for New York to demand an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council and General Assembly in the face of "continued aggression by the Netanyahu regime." The Transitional Authority's representative to the United Nations, Ambassador Shukriyya Abdulrashid, stated that she would be meeting with the Soviet Union's Permanent Representative to the United Nations in their capacity as President of the Security Council to demand that a meeting be held promptly. The Ministry of Defense confirmed to Enab Baladi that, "Despite Israel's persistent attempts to threaten us into a war, the Syrian government and people shall continue to insist on diplomacy first. We are not reversing our orders to de-mobilize. The Israelis have withdrawn from Lebanon, as the Arab League demanded, and we shall continue to monitor the situation before making any further decisions."

To: Jean-Pierre Blanchet, President of the French Republic
From: Dwura Tagara, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the People's Federal Republic of Syria

Mr. President,

We thank your government for its willingness to work with our government with regards to the procurement of the new air defense systems, as well as offering us the possibility of joining the Global Support Pact's economic arm. We also thank your government for its continued support in training our Armed Forces, and recent reports suggest that we should be able to implement the training that the 1st and the 5th border battalions are undergoing to the rest of our border forces within the year - their prior training from the United States has clearly paid off, and your trainers have been effective and patient.

Unfortunately, we now must address the matter of Israel and the Golan Heights. The mobilization of troops to the occupied Golan Heights, while unfavorable to this government, can be easily met with a proportional response as needed. However, the Israelis have, at their own admittance, begun to deploy ballistic missiles into the occupied Golan Heights. This gross militarization of the occupied territory can not be allowed, especially when we have nothing to proportionally respond with. We are calling on France to lobby for the establishment of a fully demilitarized Golan Heights, with joint civil administration, until the matter can be addressed mutually by Tel Aviv and Damascus. We are also asking that, in your capacity as one of the Permanent Five of the UN Security Council, to demand that the Soviet Union gavel in an emergency meeting. This deployment, on top of their invasion of Lebanon and prior violations of the de-escalation agreement, demonstrate that Prime Minister Netanyahu hungers for war, no matter who pays the price. His administration is a threat to peace in the Middle East, and he will burn us all if we do not put a stop to his antics.

Sincerely,

Dwura Tagara

To: Xi Jinping, Paramount Leader of the People's Republic of China
From: Dwura Tagara, Minister of Foreign Affairs of the People's Federal Republic of Syria

Paramount Leader Xi,

My government wishes to thank you for your continued support and provision of armaments based on our agreement. We look forward to establishing closer economic ties between our two countries. Sadly, however, we must ask you to intervene in the United Nations Security Council. The Israelis have deployed ballistic missiles into the occupied Golan Heights, which serves not simply as a major escalation, but establishes a level of militarization of the territory that we have taken every step to avoid on our part. We cannot trust Netanyahu to back down, and so, we call on China and the Security Council to establish a demilitarized zone over the entirety of the Golan Heights, and to mandate that the territory be under joint civil administration until the matter can be resolved diplomatically. The status quo is not sustainable, and at this rate, the Israelis would rather fire their ballistic missiles at Syria than treat us with even a modicum of respect. We hope that your support will come in New York, and thank you for your friendship.

Sincerely,

Dwura Tagara

by **NewLakotah** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 1:36 pm

Charles De Gaulle
Off the Coast of Syria
February 9, 2022

The position in the Middle East was turning rapidly. Conflict was raging between Hezbollah and Israel and now threats of the conflict escalating as Lebanon mobilised its military to meet the Israeli expedition into their territory as the Arab League begun preparations to mobilise their armies to defend Lebanon. Then the word had reached the French naval fleet under the command of Contre-Admiral Rogers that his mission that he had already begun, that is striking Hezbollah targets alongside the international coalition, was to stop. French aircraft had already begun flying sorties and Rogers recalled the remainder back to the aircraft carrier. In the wake of the Israeli ground invasion and accusations and threats listed by the Israeli Prime Minister, The French High Command and President Blanchet had decided to call off the support mission for the Israeli operations.

Rogers wasn’t entirely disappointed. He wasn’t even surprised. The situation he had entered was completely murky. The threat of growing massive international conflict in the Middle East was constant. Meanwhile, there he was, smack dab in the middle of it. At least, he thought, he was at sea. Relatively safe and much easier to withdraw. Meanwhile, the French soldiers from the 13e Dragoons along with other attached military and LE advisors were down in the middle of it. Right along the Syrian-Lebanese-Israeli border. Right where Israel had just mobilised its troops towards and Syria was in the process of mobilisation. In other words, the situation on the ground was teetering on the edge of war.

However, a sudden reversal of Israeli military efforts, seemingly overnight, changed the situation on the ground immediately. Rogers had relayed the troop movements back to the French High Command, who had confirmed that the Israeli government had decided to back off in Syria. The Joint Russian-Israeli operation was seemingly at an end. For the first time, it felt as if Rogers could breathe easy. But only for a moment.

In the same breath that peace was announced, a threat to war was uttered. This time with Israeli forces repositioning opposite of the Syrian border. Right where the 13e Dragoons were located. The Syrian Army however, was doing the opposite. Demobilising as a show of restraint. That they were not interested in war. Nonetheless, the position in the Middle East was getting stickier by the moment.

For now, Rogers and his naval convoy was still sitting in Syrian waters. However, with the move of de-escalation and the war against Hezbollah, it seemed as though the mission for his task force was at an end. Yet, with the position in the Middle East so fragile and teetering so close to war, was it better for the French to maintain a naval presence in the region? Those were not questions Rogers could answer himself. As of now, the mandate for his mission was ending by the 11th and preparations to withdraw the task force were already in place. Only time would tell if he would be returning to the Middle East once again in the face of yet another conflict.

Le Monde

February-March, 2022

Pro-Turkish protests sweep across Czechoslovakia

A wave of protests, some of it organised against French embassies and citizens have swept across Czechoslovakia in recent days as a result of the recognition of the Armenian genocide. The response from the French government has been to increase security in France as small protests in the same line have begun to form as well as calls on the Czech government to assist in security and to prevent further escalation of protests. There have been some movements with Czechoslovakia and in France with people forming counter-protests in support of Armenia and conflict has been reported between them. Dozens have been arrested in Czechoslovakia in the past few days.

Peace in the Middle East? Not so fast
February, 2022

Just as the world was beginning to breathe a full sigh of relief and as the French-Italian naval task force was being withdrawn from the region back to France, reports of Israeli buildup along the Syrian border and the placement of new ballistic missiles has signalled to many Israel is looking for someone to blame for the failed invasion of Lebanon and has set their eyes on Syria.

Syria had been in the middle of demobilising its forces when reports came that Israel was massing forces in the Golan Heights, just opposite of where French troops have been training with Syrian border forces and regular army units. This also comes on the heels of the French invitation to join the Global Support Pact as an economic member.

President Blanchet made several comments to the press on the matter where he said “We are in communication with our troops on the ground in Syria as well as with our counterparts with the Syrian government. We believe this escalation to be a new and very serious threat to the peace in the Middle East and we call on Israel to de-escalate as Syria has already done. The matter with Lebanon and Hezbollah is over. The Arab League has stood down. There is no reason to threaten a second war in as many weeks.”

President Blanchet had just previously announced the arms deal of anti-air weapons to Syria which is due to begin being sent out by mid-February along with several trainers to assist in training and operation. While Blanchet said the deal would continue, reports from the military have said that the training operation with Syrian forces are “close to complete” and “will be withdrawn back to Damascus to continue their support operations in the very shortly”.

To: Dwura Tagara, Foreign Minister of Syria
From: Jean-Pierre Blanchet, President of France

Greetings,

I am glad that we have been able to work together and to coordinate on such matters of international security in the Middle East. I hope that we can continue this positive relationship going forward. I am glad to hear that the training is going well. As a result of the tension, we will shortly be withdrawing our training command back to Damascus where training can continue until the training mission is then complete or if Israel threatens more direct actions. We cannot risk our men being collateral damage in such a war. The consequences of French soldiers being killed by Israeli actions is unthinkable.

However, we will continue to support the process for peace in the Middle East in every way we can. We will most certainly bring this before the United Nations Security Council and I hope our pleas will not fall on deaf ears. However, I cannot offer you any promises on the matter.

Sincerely,

Jean-Pierre Blanchet

by **New Provenance** » Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:41 am

CNN International
The Most Trusted Name in News

2 March 2022

President Biden addresses Joint Session of Congress amid renewed Middle Eastern tensions, firmly warns Israel and threatens 'retaliation'

WASHINGTON, D.C.- President Joseph Biden addressed a special Joint Session of Congress yesterday, 1 February, to address renewed Middle East tensions caused by an escalation by Israel when they deployed ballistic missile platforms into the disputed Golan Heights, which are widely recognized by the international community as rightfully Syrian territory. Before the joint session of the Senate and the House of Representatives, the U.S. President delivered a fiery and scathing criticism of Israel's 'unlawful and unjustified actions which have contributed to escalating tensions and bringing the MENA region to the brink of war'.

The President slammed proponents of continuing to support Israel, indirectly calling Benjamin Netanyahu a 'threat to world peace'. President Biden firmly warned Israel and threatened extreme retaliation should the country continue to 'provoke its democratic and liberal nations in a manner that looks as if Israel is attempting to subjugate other peoples'. The President announced that a carrier strike group led by the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt would be deployed to the Eastern Mediterranean 'at the soonest possible time' and stated that if Israel refuses to back down in three days, American support for the country will 'disappear with speed'. When asked to clarify, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that 'military and economic support for Israel's armed forces could be pulled'. Furthermore the Press Secretary clarified that the carrier strike group has 'no orders whatsoever to militarily intervene' in the MENA region and will serve as a contingent in case the 'worst is to come'.

The speech left Congress and the country in shock. No president in history had ever strongly condemned Israel on the level the President had but, in the words of Vice President Kamala Harris in a statement to the press after the joint session, 'such action is necessary to ensure the security of our new partners and allies in the MENA region'.

Biden administration expresses interest in opening 'new chapter in US-NK relations', invites Kim Yo-Jong to Washington summit as soon as mid-February

WASHINGTON, D.C.- During a joint press conference with Secretary of State Anthony Blinken and the United States Ambassador to North Korea, President Joseph Biden expressed on behalf of his administration a 'vested interest' in opening 'a new chapter in US-NK relations', stating that 'following the welcomed changes in North Korea, the United States is more than happy to extend an olive branch and begin an equal and prosperous partnership with Pyongyang and Miss Kim's new government'. President Biden furthermore invited North Korean Premier Kim Yo-Jong to a summit in Washington, D.C. as soon as mid-February to achieve the 'equal and prosperous partnership' laid down by the President in his speech.

by **Mifan** » Mon Feb 21, 2022 11:26 am

An-Nahar
February, 2022

Secretary-General makes an Appearance; Israel Withdraws

Since the first shots were fired, the Secretary-General of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah, has not been seen for the duration of the conflict. However, with the fighting having ceased, and peace being restored, the leader of Hezbollah has finally made an appearance, surprisingly, at the Presidential Palace. "We have once again won against the Zionists," he stated. "We drenched the soil in their blood and now they run with their tail between their legs. They thought they could defeat us, and yet, even with the aid of other powers, they have failed. Allah has once again guided us." The Secretary-General claims that Hezbollah has killed "thousands of Zionist soldiers", and that Israel would never attempt to invade Lebanon again.

"Now, we must rebuild and look forward for the peaceful times ahead." When asked for details, he proudly laid out plans for the reconstruction that would need to take place throughout Southern Lebanon. "People have lost much because of the Zionist actions, but they do not need to fear for the future. Hezbollah will always be there to care for them. We are a family. Family always support one another."

When asked about why he was within the Presidential Palace, he refused to comment. We tried to contact the President, however, he was unavailable. We can only speculate for the reason he was there, and how long he stayed.

Hezbollah Flags raised over Bint Jbeil; Protesters Gather

The town of Bint Jbeil can never find peace. Located near the border with Israel, the town has seen heavy fighting in both the 2006 War and the recent conflict between Israel and Hezbollah. Homes have been destroyed, lives have been lost, and families torn apart. When Hezbollah fighters raised their flag over the town once again, there was no celebration.

"Hezbollah abandoned us," one woman said, a bandage wrapped around her head. "They were supposed to protect us, protect our homes, and yet, we found ourselves under Israeli occupation. They failed their duty." This sentiment seems to be common amongst those who live near the border, as it was their homes that were once again destroyed in the fighting. Small protests against Hezbollah have broken out in these towns and villages, but so far, are limited as the populace focuses on rebuilding.

We were, however, able to ask one protester about what it is they wished to see changed. "I hate Israel," he stated. "My friends hate Israel. So does my family. However, that doesn't mean our lives can be played with! We are the ones who have to suffer, not Hezbollah. Hezbollah has done much for us. Education, healthcare, sanitation, and much more, but they can't keep using those as a way to get us to support their wars. They need to focus on us, and less on fighting. And the only way that'll happen is if they're changed." When asked about how the people could change Hezbollah, the protester had no concrete plan. "Voting the current Hezbollah MPs out of office is one thing, but getting the entire organization to change, is another. I don't know how we'd do it, but I hope one day we can."

Young Politicians Take a Stand

With elections coming up in May, many new faces have appeared, looking to unseat many of the current MPs in government. Many of these new faces are young politicians, who have grown tired of what they see as a "corrupt and vile system." One of these politicians is Jean Pierre, a 27 year old man, born and raised within the city of Aley. He, unlike many of his fellow politicians, has ambition, for he has stated that he doesn't wish to become an MP, but to become the new President of Lebanon.

"The current government in the capital is disgusting. They only care for themselves; take money for themselves. We have a group, that half the world sees as terrorists, helping make decisions for the rest of us. Our Prime Minister is a corrupt billionaire. What more needs to be said? The President has the power to do something, yet he doesn't. This government did little when the explosion happened, and once again, does little as conflict tears us apart. I say no more! The People of Lebanon deserves more than this!"

Jean Pierre is polling well within his region and may be able to unseat an incumbent MP. However, with elections months off still, anything can change. Mr. Pierre, when asked about his positions, has stated that he "would gladly do an interview" to show where he stands. We at An-Nahar welcome this and hope our readers are excited to see where one of these young politicians stand.

Armed Forces Stationed in Southern Lebanon

While the war is now ending, with an Israeli withdrawal, the Armed Forces have continued to push south, making sure that every Israeli soldier has left the nation. So far no conflict has been reported. Officials have stated that, despite Hezbollah's demands, the military would stay stationed within the region to "ensure peace and an end to violence." Some have taken this to mean the military has plans to disarm Hezbollah, but many argue against such thoughts, believing the military will be stationed there to keep conflict from erupting between Hezbollah and Israel once again.

Military officials have confirmed that the 10th, 11th, and 12th Infantry Brigades, units that were mobilized when the government sent an ultimatum to Israel, would stay within the region for "an indefinite" amount of time. The other units that were mobilized, including the Commando Regiment, were demobilizing and would be sent back to their barracks further north.

by **Chia Dal** » Mon Feb 21, 2022 6:32 pm

New Delhi, India
The Prime Minister's Office
February 20th, 2022

Prime Minister Narendra Modi is reading the various English versions of different international newspapers to see what they are saying. He sees that the PRC and Turkey are at each other's throats over Turkey's recognition of Taiwan as an independent country and both nations have mobilized their militaries. The mobilization of the PRC's military has Narendra worried as India and China has had cold relations with each other since their last war with each other. Relations have only gotten worse since Xi Jinping took power and began a massive military buildup. In response, Modi was able to convince Parliament to increase the Indian defense budget to 2.5% of India's GDP. By 2022, that amounted to 305 billion USD allowing the Indian Armed Forces to expand greatly. Now India is considering on whether to join the F-35 program or create their own 5th gen fighter.

Official Press Release of the Office of Prime Minister of India

After seeing the ongoing events of the past couple of months, India has officially called on the PRC to stand down its military as India views the mobilization of the PLA and its various branches as an ongoing national security threat to the Federal Republic of India. Any move towards forcefully seizing Taiwan will result in India stepping in on Taiwan's side and causing a Second Sino- Indian War which I seriously doubt the PRC wants. To President Joe Biden, we ask that you back off as the Golan Heights is Israeli as they rightfully won the territory in their war with Syria in 1973. That has been our stance since 2014 and will remain so until further notice. Many countries around the world will condemn this move and that is their right but India has the right to make its own choices in foreign policy. The United Nations should never have interfered in the conflict and the SC regarding the Golan Heights was one of the biggest mistakes the United States had made during the Cold War. If the United States withdraws support of Israel then India will be happy to step in to fill the gap. India calls on the supporters of Israel in the American Congress to stop Biden from making a mistake he will come to regret later on. Biden's rhetoric only encourages Israel's enemies. As such, the INS Vikrant and its carrier battle group will deploy to the Eastern Med as a show of India's support to Israel. While the United States remains India's friend, Prime Minister Modi does not consider Mr. Biden due to his racist and apparently antisemitic ways his friend.

by **New Provenance** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:36 am

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4 March 2022

White House will stand firm on Israel, shuts down chances of India joining the F-35 program, Jen Psaki confirms

WASHINGTON, D.C.- White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed during a press conference with National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan that the White House 'will be standing completely firm on the ongoing crisis in the Middle East instigated by Israel and its government', and furthermore stated that 'India's chances of joining the F-35 program while still not 0% is now extremely unlikely'. On behalf of the Biden administration, Ms. Psaki stated that the United States government was 'heavily disappointed' in India's decision to stand with Israel's government 'who in the eyes of the international community is responsible for aggressively engaging the Syrian democratic transitional authority for the purposes of further expanding its territory with a callous disregard for life and international law'.

President Biden confirms US-Iran talks scheduled for March 9 to March 15 at Camp David

WASHINGTON, D.C.- President Joe Biden has confirmed that the widely anticipated US-Iran talks on bilateral relations and the nuclear restriction agreement designed by the Obama administration in a landmark agreement between the West and Iran and Russia will be taking place from March 9 2022 to March 15 2022 at Camp David, the President's summer home. According to the official White House statement the talks were delayed after escalatory events occurred in the MENA region in regards to Israel and the Golan and with China against Taiwan, a key American partner in East Asia. President Biden stated that the United States looked 'eagerly onward' to opening 'a new and transparent chapter in US-Iran relations'.

2022 midterms look darker for the Democrats as each day passes, giving rise to a renewed Republican confidence

WASHINGTON, D.C.- After several months of constant decline and the hitting of historic lows for Democratic President Joe Biden's overall approval and job approval rating, the 2022 midterms continues to look darker for the Democrats as each day passes. President Biden's approval rating sunk to 32.1% nationally for overall approval and 33.04% for his job approval rating following his scathing speech against Israel's provocative actions against Syria in the Golan Heights. Democrats have also been pulled down by the sinking ship of their President, with analysts now predicting a 'strong chance' of a Republican victory in both the GOP-held House and the Democratic-held Senate. Republicans thanks to these new revelations have entered a new stage of confidence, aggressively campaigning against the Democrats ahead of the midterms later this year.

If the Democratic Party is unable to turn things around, one analyst says, the Republicans could secure a Congressional majority in both houses, thus stalling the Biden administration's agenda until 2024.

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by **Arvenia** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 4:05 am

March 4, 2022
Thun Palace, Prague, Czechoslovakia
The National Assembly (Národní Shromáždění/Národné Zhromaždenie/Nationalversammlung/Nemzeti Összejövetel), the lower house of the Czechoslovak Parliament (Československý Parlament/Tschechoslowakisches Parlament/Csehszlovák Parlament), has been put into session and is going to vote on certain legislations. Meanwhile, Czechoslovak troops are currently guarding the Thun Palace, the seat of the National Assembly, in order to keep out all the Turkish protesters who had gathered outside to protest any attempt to recognize both the Assyrian Genocide and the Greek Genocide.

Official Recognition of the Assyrian Genocide
This legislation seeks to have Czechoslovakia officially recognize the Assyrian Genocide, which was the mass slaughter and deportation of Syriac Christians by the Ottoman Empire during WW1. So far, recognition of the event has been complicated by Turkey, who continues to deny it and threaten any country who recognizes it. However, following Turkey's recent actions this year, many Czechoslovaks have started to speak out against "Turkish imperialism". This legislation, which is seen as a follow-up to the Czechoslovak recognition of the Armenian Genocide, was jointly proposed by Progressive Czechoslovakia (PČ), the Brand New Left (ZLN), the Czechoslovak Social Democratic Party (ČSSD), the Green Party of Czechoslovakia (SZČ), the Liberal Democratic Movement (LDH), the Liberal National Social Party (LSNS), the Hungarian Coalition Party (MKP) and the Silesian People's Front (SLF) on the grounds that Turkey can "no longer hide the truth and intimidate other countries". This legislation has seen immense support from Mayors and Indepedendents (STAN), United Czechoslovakia (JČ), the Civic Democratic Party (ODS), the Czechoslovak People's Party (ČSL), the Christian Democratic Initiative (KDI), the Christian Right (KP) and the Assyrian community. However, it has faced fierce opposition from the Romani Defence League (ROL), the Turkish community and some members of the Civic Democratic Party (ODS), who describes it as "pro-Syrian propaganda" and a "blatant attack on the Turkish community". Besides official recognition, this legislation also seeks to criminalize any denial and/or downplay of the Assyrian Genocide.

Voted For: 60.5%
Voted Against: 39.5%

As a result of this vote, the Czechoslovak government will officially recognize the Assyrian Genocide as a genocide, while any denial of it will be declared illegal.

Official Recognition of the Greek Genocide
This legislation seeks to have Czechoslovakia officially recognize the Greek Genocide, which was the systematic murder of Christian Ottoman Greeks in Anatolia by the Ottoman Empire during and after WW1. So far, recognition of the event has been complicated by Turkey, who continues to deny it and threaten any country who recognizes it. However, following Turkey's recent actions this year, many Czechoslovaks have started to speak out against "Turkish imperialism". This legislation, which is seen as a follow-up to the Czechoslovak recognition of the Armenian Genocide, was jointly proposed by Progressive Czechoslovakia (PČ), the Brand New Left (ZLN), the Czechoslovak Social Democratic Party (ČSSD), the Green Party of Czechoslovakia (SZČ), the Liberal Democratic Movement (LDH), the Liberal National Social Party (LSNS), the Hungarian Coalition Party (MKP) and the Silesian People's Front (SLF) on the grounds that Turkey can "no longer hide the truth and intimidate other countries". This legislation has seen immense support from Mayors and Indepedendents (STAN), United Czechoslovakia (JČ), the Civic Democratic Party (ODS), the Czechoslovak People's Party (ČSL), the Christian Democratic Initiative (KDI), the Christian Right (KP) and the Greek community. However, it has faced fierce opposition from the Romani Defence League (ROL), the Turkish community and some members of the Civic Democratic Party (ODS), who describes it as a "blatant attack on the Turkish community". Besides official recognition, this legislation also seeks to criminalize any denial and/or downplay of the Greek Genocide.

Voted For: 59.5%
Voted Against: 40.5%

As a result of this vote, the Czechoslovak government will officially recognize the Greek Genocide as a genocide, while any denial of it will be declared illegal.

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Blesk
March 5, 2022

Pro-Turkish Protests Intensifies Following Legislative Session
CZECHOSLOVAKIA - After the National Assembly voted in favour of recognizing both the Assyrian Genocide and the Greek Genocide, pro-Turkish protests in Czechoslovakia have started to further intensify and become more violent. Protesters had planned to storm the National Assembly, but the Czechoslovak military prevented them from doing so while the National Assembly was in session. Now that the session is done, the protesters have become more enraged. They began marching throughout major Czechoslovak cities once again, although such marches were recently banned in Bohemia through a regional state of emergency following violent clashes between Armenians and Turks in Pilsen (Plzeň) three days ago. While marching, protesters have been seen carrying Turkish flags and shouting words such as "Long live Turkey", "Death to Armenia", "Death to Greece", "Death to Syria", "Death to Turkophobia" and "We didn't commit genocide". The marches were seen by bystanders as "aggressive" and "menacing", which is why authorities were called in to survey the marches and intervene if things got out of hand. Meanwhile, Czechoslovak politicians who proposed and supported the recognition of both the Assyrian Genocide and the Greek Genocide were harassed and threatened by the Turkish protesters, both on social media and in real-life. After exiting the Thun Palace, some MNAs had to be escorted by police to avoid being attacked by the protesters. Many Czechoslovaks are now describing the protests as "racist" and "violent", thus calling upon Prime Minister Petr Fiala (ODS) to crack down on them heavily. The protests even attracted the attention of the French government, who advised the Czechoslovak government to increase security and prevent further escalation. More on this later on.

Czech Government Investigates Recent Violence in Brno
BRNO - The Czech government had recently launched an investigation after pro-Turkish protesters brutally attacked numerous Armenians and Kurds in Brno. The attacks intensified yesterday when Armenians and Kurds were beaten up by Turkish mobs in the streets, which was preceeded by attacks on businesses and residences. Municipal police tried to intervene, but they were allegedly persuaded by someone to back off and leave the Turkish protesters alone. Due to municipal police being unable to do anything, regional police had to be called in alongside assistance from the Czech Defence Force (Česká Obranná Síla), the regional military arm of Czechia. The attacks were quickly broken up. Many Kurds and Armenians were hospitalized, while numerous protesters were arrested. The streets of Brno were in ruins. Businesses were looted and residences were vandalized. A regional state of emergency was declared immediately by Governor Jan Grolich (ČSL), thus effectively banning pro-Turkish marches across the region. Meanwhile, the regional government launched an investigation into the chaos in Brno, which broke out three days ago and just intensified yesterday. The investigation reveals that someone was allowing the chaos to continue on, while preventing municipal authorities from doing anything. As a result, the municipal police was immediately placed under investigation as well. As of today, the investigation is still ongoing, while the person responsible for preventing police intervention remains unknown. However, it has been alleged by many that Ahmet Sahçeli, the Mayor of Brno, is the one who allowed the attacks to continue and prevented police from intervening. The regional authorities are due to interrogate Ahmet today, while he went on social media to deny any involvement in the attacks.

by **The Manticoran Empire** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 12:47 pm

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Volume 1, Issue 2 and 3
Quarter 1 2022

Asia

CCP responds to Indian Statements, Taiwan calls for assistance

Event for India
21 February
Beijing--The Chinese Communist Party released a short statement today, in response to Indian comments on Chinese activities in the Taiwan Region. The statement called on the Indian government to “refrain from rash actions at a time of heightened tensions” and to “avoid useless saber rattling as their people starve.” A Communist Party Spokesperson clarified to the press the Chinese mobilization, stating, “The People’s Liberation Army is not fully mobilized. Presently the Eastern Theater Command has been mobilized to improve its readiness in the unlikely event that the actions of the Turkish government encourage separatists within the Taiwan region to attempt secession. I ask if the Indian government would lie down and show its belly if a foreign power encouraged the independence of Khalistan, for example, or Kashmir. The Chinese Government will not lie down and show its belly. There is but one China and Taiwan is a part of China. This is an indisputable fact.”

The Taiwanese Authorities have reacted to the Chinese exercises with increased patrol sorties of their own, namely fighter sorties and patrol boat deployments. However, a Taiwanese Air Force officer, speaking on condition of anonymity, expressed concern over crew and equipment fatigue. “The operational tempo is, quite frankly, unsustainable.” According to the Taiwanese Defense Ministry, the PLAAF conducts around 2,000 bomber sorties into the Taiwan Strait, forcing repeated repeated sorties. The increased operational tempo created by the Chinese drills have forced many Taiwan Air Force units to postpone needed maintenance to meet operational requirements. Our own analysts indicate many Taiwanese pilots and ground personnel are nearing critical levels of sleep deprivation.

The sorry state of affairs traces its immediate origin to the announcement by the Erdogan government in Turkey that they were recognizing the Republic of China while simultaneously cutting off all diplomatic relations with the People’s Republic of China. In response, the PRC cut off trade with Turkey and recalled most of its diplomatic staff. With the Turkish government seemingly refusing to meet all calls for negotiation, from both the PRC and the United States, it seems apparent that the tensions will not be reduced any time soon and it remains to be seen how the recent Indian announcement will affect Chinese policy.

Afghan National Army launches offensive in Kandahar

Event for Taliban
25 February
Kabul--In an effort to appear strong amid recent Taliban efforts, the Afghan National Army has launched a major offensive into the Kandahar Province, seeking to kick the Taliban out of the Province for good. The offensive makes use of troops from the 205th Corps of the ANA and is allegedly receiving air support from USSR and US aircraft in the region.

When asked for a statement, Major General Dawood Shah Wafadar said, “It is our goal to push the Taliban from our country and secure a stable, peaceful future in which our children and grandchildren can grow up and form a new, prosperous, and righteous Afghanistan. Allah willing, we shall triumph in this endeavor.”

Families demand release of loved ones from work camps

Event for North Korea
25 February
Pyongyang--The liberalization of North Korea has brought with it somewhat unforeseen consequences. With greater liberties, some North Korean citizens, in particular several defectors, have taken to the streets in Pyongyang to demand the release of their loved ones, long held in prison camps.

Under the Kim regime, it has been standard to imprison the families of convicts for a total of three generations, meaning that the convicts immediate family, as well as their children and grandchildren, are in prison for life. The protesters are, presently, demanding the release of, specifically, the second and third generation prisoners, arguing that their continued incarceration betrays the country’s attempts to reconcile with the South and the world.

Middle East

Shi’ite radicals attack anti-Hezbollah protesters in Benit Jbeil

Event for Lebanon
28 February 2022
Benit Jbeil--Following the victory of the Lebanese Armed Forces over the Israeli Defense Forces, many Lebanese citizens residing in Southern Lebanon have taken to the streets, protesting the failure of Hezbollah to protect them, their loved ones, and their homes. The protests, initially limited due to the need to rebuild, nonetheless grew in number after the leader of Hezbollah emerged from hiding.

However, not all of Southern Lebanon is united with its reproachment of Hezbollah. Yesterday, several masked men attacked protesters in Benit Jbeil, calling out typical Hezbollah slogans and decrying the protesters as “traitors to Allah”. The brawl left four protesters and two assailants injured and killed a young child.

Today, a Shi’ite cleric preached a sermon calling on Shi’ites to “Stand with our brothers in Hezbollah as they stand against the Zionists and their allies.” He reminded the citizens of the previous wars in which Hezbollah acted before the Army and was victorious in driving off the Israelis and ISIL. His sermon was interrupted when an as yet unidentified man stood up, holding a large photograph of a young girl and called out, “WHERE WAS HEZBOLLAH WHEN THE ZIONISTS MURDERED MY DAUGHTER?”

Assad Loyalists attack police station in Aleppo

Event for Syria
25 February 2022
Aleppo--Early in the morning on the 24th, several armed men in a dark truck pulled up in front of a police station in Aleppo. Residents were alerted by the sounds of automatic rifle fire as the men opened fire on the officers inside. The men left after leaving a note on the desk. The note consisted of a list of demands, including the release and pardon of Bashar al-Assad and the resignation of the Transitional Authority. Sources indicate that the note threatened further attacks if the demands were not met.
It remains unclear how many were killed in the attack but preliminary reports say at least one officer was killed while three more were rushed to the hospital. It’s unknown if any of the gunmen were injured or killed.

Arab Israelis protest governments hardline stance on Syria

Event for Israel
12 February 2022
Tel Aviv--Arab Israelis marched in Tel Aviv today to protest the continued hardline stance against the Syrian Transitional Authority. While the Israeli government maintains the position that the STA is unstable and untrustworthy, the protesters argue that the Government should “give peace a chance.” One protester, Walif Rakin Amari, said, “I’ve lived in Tel Aviv all my life. And all my life, we’ve had to worry about Assad letting terrorists try to kill us. But now we don’t. Assad is out of power and there’s finally an opportunity to achieve lasting peace with Syria. But we can’t do that if we slap their hand away every time they offer us an olive branch. And with the Chinese and the French offering aid to Syria while practically the entire world condemns us, even the United States, well we have to accept compromise. Hey, maybe it won’t be perfect but compromise never is. As long as it reduces the number of countries wanting to throw rockets at me, I’m fine with it.”

When asked about the Paris Agreement, Amari said, “I think that Syria did ask for a lot. But, at the same time, I think it was wrong of him [The Prime Minister] to just throw it away at the earliest convenience. We could have avoided much heartache and bloodshed if he didn’t.”

Unidentified Iraqi militia attack border checkpoint

Event for Iran
26 February
Tehran--An Iranian border checkpoint was attacked by Iraqi militiamen last night. The attack, carried out with rocket propelled grenades and automatic rifles, destroyed a guard shack and two trucks, as well as leaving an Iranian border guardsman dead. Reports are mixed on the casualties of the attackers, though the commander of the checkpoint indicates half a dozen assailants were killed. So far no militia group has claimed responsibility for the attacks.

Europe

Anti-Israel protests erupt in France over Israeli redeployment

Event for France
10 February
Paris--Tens of thousands of activists took to the streets today, demanding President Blanchet take action to stop the aggressive action of the Israeli government. While the organizers of the protest are currently unknown, it is theorized by many that the protests were organized over social media, with far-right political actors serving as ringleaders.

The protesters, marching in front of the Israeli embassy, demanded the total withdrawal of Israeli troops from the border with Syria and an immediate apology from the Israeli government to Syria. Many protesters burned effigies of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while others burned or otherwise defaced the Israeli flag.

A spokesperson for the Representative Council of French Jewish Institutions said, “These protests and the actions of the protesters are a symptom of a growing problem within France. That problem being distrust at best and hatred at worst for Jews.” Since 2012, polls have shown a growing level of anti-semitism within France, with more than 45% of the population believing Jews are more loyal to Israel than to France and over 30% of the population believing they have too much power in France.

There have been unconfirmed reports that at least one Jewish man was attacked and beaten by protesters outside a synagogue this afternoon, an accusation that we will keep you informed of.

Armenian gunman opens fire on Brno Mayor

Event for Czechoslovakia
5 March 2022
Brno--An Armenian gunman opened fire on Ahmet Sahçeli as he left his house this morning. The gunman, armed with a submachine gun, fired several rounds which struck the mayor’s car, his home, and one of his bodyguards. The mayor’s other bodyguard returned fire with his sidearm, striking the assailant in the arm as the gunman drove away. Initial reports indicate that Sahçeli is uninjured, though the wounded bodyguard was rushed to the hospital and is reportedly in critical condition.

Women’s Rights Groups protest Heartbeat bill

An event for the USSR
12 February
Moscow--Tens of thousands of women marched in Moscow today to protest the National Heartbeat Bill, an act that will ban abortions after the fetal heartbeat is heard. The bill, praised by the clergy and pro-life groups in the USSR, has been panned by both domestic and international womens rights groups, as well as liberal parties within the Union.

Opponents of the bill point to the fact that while the fetal heartbeat begins as early as 5 ½ weeks into pregnancy, many women do not even realize they are pregnant until 6 weeks or later. The bill would, therefore, condemn them to carrying a child they may not have wanted or even asked for. In addition, it leaves few recourses for women with unreliable access to transportation or who live in fear of abusive partners nor does it provide any exception for pregnancies resulting from sexual assaults.

Supporters of the bill, including President Orlov, point out that the bill does not penalize the mothers seeking the abortions, only the doctors performing them. Critics have been quick to point out that this will simply drive women to seek out underground abortions, which carry with them increased risk of disease and death.

Firefight erupts between Red Brigades, police in southern Italy

Event for Italy
26 February
Brindisi--The early morning calm was shattered today by the sounds of automatic rifle fire and explosions as members of the Red Brigades, a communist terrorist organization, engaged law enforcement personnel in Brindisi. The terrorists, armed with machine guns, pistols, and grenades, attacked a Carabinieri station located in the city. It remains too early to tell if there have been any casualties but the mayor has directed citizens to shelter in place and ordered the police to begin evacuating those near the firefight. Additional Carabinieri officers have been called in to aid the besieged station.

Event for England
19 March
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North America

Pro-Israel Protests erupt in Washington

Event for the United States
4 March 2022
Washington--In the wake of announcements from President Biden that the US would be severely sanctioning Israel, several right wing groups have taken to the streets of DC, demanding a policy change. The protests were organized by notable right-wing advocates such as Ben Shapiro and Stephen Crowder, both of whom also run fairly popular internet news outlets: the Daily Wire and Louder with Crowder, respectively. When asked for comment, Mr. Shapiro said, “It is vitally important that the United States remain steadfast with Israel and reinforce Israel’s right to defend itself. They have that right and no one can take that away from them. What we have here is this administration, the Biden administration, is attempting to take away Israel’s right to defend itself. And that cannot be allowed to happen.” Mr. Crowder was seen on his podcast saying, “Biden is throwing in with the Chinese in an attempt to weaken one of our best allies in the Middle East. An ally that is, to this day, the only functioning democracy in the Middle East.” On the subject of Syrian elections, Crowder said, “Some people will say that Syria is holding general elections in a couple of months and the Transitional Authority is dedicated to democratic principles but they’re forgetting one thing and it’s something the Israelis brought up at the UN. The Transitional Authority is transitional. There’s no guarantee that these elections will be held, nor is there a guarantee that they will be open and honest elections.”

The protests were met with opposition from left-wing groups in the United States, most notably the US Campaign for Palestinian Rights and the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, who point out the, in their words, “blatant disregard for international law and human rights” demonstrated by the Israeli government. They point to the heavy bombing of southern Lebanon and the violation of the Paris Agreement as indications that Israel is abusing the world’s support of its right to self defense. Congresswoman Alexandria Occasio Cortez was quoted as saying, “The Israeli Government is demonstrating, again and again, that it has no regard for international law, the rights of Palestinians in the West Bank, or the rights of its Arab neighbors. It is seeking not to coexist but to dominate and, arguably, to exterminate the Arab population on its borders. This is made clear by its continued efforts to force Palestinians out of Palestine through settlements in the West Bank and the effort to force Arabs from their homes in the Golan through settlements and military maneuvers. The Biden Administration needs to do more to help the Palestinian and Arab populations that Israel is abusing and to demonstrate to the Israeli government that there are limits to our support of their regime.”

Political analysts for INA see these protests and the vocal reactions of left-wing organizers as further evidence of the Republican resurgence in the United States, something US pundits are calling a “red wave”, in reference to the “blue waves” that preceded Democrat victories in 2018 and 2020.

South America

Landslide wipes out favela, hundreds missing as unseasonal downpours hit region

Event for Brazil
16 February
Petropolis--A month's worth of water inundated the area around Petropolis in a matter of hours yesterday, sparking landslides that tore through the mountainside favelas inhabited by the city's impoverished citizens. Hundreds of people are unaccounted for, with hundreds more seriously injured as rescue efforts are impeded by ongoing rainfall. Environmental groups are pointing to this as an impact of climate change, urging more rapid effort in moving Brazil to a carbon neutral energy sector while others, mostly housing and urban planning experts, point to the historical risks of favelas and urge government action to relocate families in high-risk areas to more stable ground.

Cuban conservatives march to demand equal rights to the press

Event for Cuba
1 March
Havana--Cuban conservatives are marching in Havana today, demanding that the government end its censorship of right wing political ideas and open the floor for a true and honest dialogue. The government of Miguel Canel, which succeeded the Castro administration in 2019, has made great strides in liberalizing Cuba, including adding constitutional protections for free speech, assembly, and the press. However, there were notable exceptions and omissions that some Cubans now want revisited. Most important to the marchers today is the continued ban on right wing journalism, which many say changes functionally nothing about Cuba and hurts the development of Cuban citizens as productive and informed members of the political sphere.

The marchers are also demanding an end to the one-party state, wanting the right to form their own political organizations that can represent their interests in the Government.

by **Arvenia** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:27 pm

Blesk
March 6, 2022

Antisemitic Protests Across France
FRANCE - Anti-Israeli protests have been organized across France lately following the redeployment of IDF troops to disputed areas. Many protesters had called upon President Jean-Pierre Blanchet to take action against the Israeli government. It is believed the protests were organized by far-right groups through social media. Protesters marched in front of the Israeli embassy and allegedly beat up a Jewish man outside a synagouge. A spokesperson for the Representative Council of French Jewish Institutions (CRIF) has said that the protests were a "symptom of a growing problem within France", which could be described as antisemitism. Senator Pavel Berman (ODS) had called upon both the Czechoslovak and French governments to condemn anti-Israeli protests.

Things Gets Worse for the Mayor of Brno
BRNO - Mayor Ahmet Sahçeli (ODS) was nearly killed yesterday when an Armenian man opened fire on him while he was about to leave for a meeting with investigators. The man only managed to hit Ahmet's car, home and one of his bodyguards. The other bodyguard fired back, hitting the gunman in the arm. The gunman then fled in his car. The injured bodyguard was immediately sent to hospital. This event is what many consider to be the aftermath of the recent violence against Armenians and Kurds in Brno. The regional government of Czechia had recently imposed a state of emergency across the region and launched an investigation into said violence. Many people are accusing Ahmet of intentionally preventing municipal police from protecting Armenians and Kurds during pro-Turkish protests. While Ahmet is vehemently denying involvement in the chaos, many pro-Turkish protesters took to the streets of Brno to protest what they describe as a "blatant attack on a great politician". The protesters gathered in Žerotín Square, the seat of the regional government, to protest against both the investigation and the state of emergency. They called upon the regional government to keep Ahmet out of the investigation and to restore their right to march throughout the region. They can be seen waving Turkish flags and hurling verbal abuse at police officers who were guarding the headquarters of the regional government. Governor Jan Grolich (ČSL) called upon the protesters to leave the area and disperse. Meanwhile, Ahmet held a speech today that went like this:

"Yesterday, I was almost killed by a foreign terrorist. One of my bodyguards was hit, but not killed. This is what happens when my people gets attacked for no apparent reason. My people are not murderers! We have never committed genocide against other ethnicities! It's all fake news! Fake news! I have nothing to do with the recent attacks against Armenians and Kurds in this city. I also advise Governor Grolich to lift the current state of emergency and let my people protest. The investigation is bogus and I shouldn't have to deal with it. I'm facing more stress than ever and I continue to face hate on social media. I'm very sorry that many people got almost killed two days ago, but that ain't my fault! Blame it on the politicians who started it all. The ones who advocated for the recognition of a fictional genocide. Just deal with it! I hope my attacker gets jailed for life!"

Ahmet's bodyguard is currently in a critical condition. Meanwhile, Ahmet had gone on social media to continue denying any involvement in the attacks against Armenians and Kurds, as well as calling upon law enforcement to arrest his attacker. Many Turkish protesters continue defend Ahmet, as well as advocating for both the arrest of his attacker and the release of other pro-Turkish protesters. They also want an end to the regional state of emergency in both Bohemia and Czechia as they wish to continue their marches. On the other hand, many Armenians, Kurds, Greeks, Assyrians and leftists have denounced Ahmet and his supporters as "Turkish ultranationalists", with many calling for Ahmet to be sacked from his office. Since then, Ahmet claimed to be the victim of a "racist campaign" organized by "communists, liberals and Christian extremists". It can be said that things are getting worse for the Mayor of Brno, especially when his recent speech led to uproar among leftists and minorities on social media. Ahmet has recently met with investigators and considers himself to be "vindicated".

More Pro-Turkish Protests in Prague
PRAGUE - The national capital of Czechoslovakia is facing another wave of pro-Turkish protests as protesters descend upon the Armenian, Greek, Syrian, French, Chinese and American embassies once again. They waved Turkish flags and burned the effigies of Xi Jinping, Joe Biden, Jean-Pierre Blanchet, Kyriakos Mitsotakis, Armen Vardani Sarkissian, Anas al-Abdah and Îlham Ehmed. The protesters also burned Chinese, American, Armenian, Greek, Syrian and French flags, as well as hurling rocks, bricks, bottles and darts at the embassies. Some protesters even marched towards the Thun Palace and the Straka Academy. Some protesters hurled rocks and bricks at the headquarters of every political party who advocated for the recognition of the Armenian, Assyrian and Greek genocides. Many politicians have called upon the Czechoslovak government to disperse the protests and bring back order to Prague. Members of the government had even talked about deploying Czechoslovak troops to the capital to deal with the protesters. Some protesters also called for an end to the temporary ban on political marches in Bohemia and Czechia.

NFT Artist to Face Trial
BRATISLAVA - "Pán Blokzain", a well-known NFT artist who was arrested earlier this year for violating Czechoslovakia's nationwide ban on the promotion and sale of NFTs, will finally face trial after being held in police custody for a month. The trial is due to begin on March 10, 2022. However, many have noted that pro-Turkish protests in the country could postpone the trial, due to the risk that pro-Turkish protesters would "thrash all of Bratislava". This is a developing story, so stay tuned.

by **New Provenance** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:09 pm

CNN International
The Most Trusted Name in News

7 March 2022

Biden popularity ratings crash as opposition to American stance on Israel mounts

WASHINGTON, D.C.- President Joe Biden's popularity ratings crashed today from 32.1% nationally in the past few days to 27.6% nationally today, according to polls by several polling groups across the country. The President's crash in popular support comes after opposition to America's current stance on Israel mounted with protests being organized by conservative groups led by Ben Shapiro and others. These protests demanded that the United States reverse its hardline stance on Israel, with calls for sanctions on Israel to be removed from the table and for American support for Israel to resume. Counterprotests organized by left-wing and Arab rights groups were also held, but national support for Israel remains high regardless of the controversies surrounding Benjamin Netanyahu and his government.

White House reaffirms support for Afghan national government following launch of Kandahar offensive

WASHINGTON, D.C.- The White House has reaffirmed its support for the Afghan national government of Ashref Ghani following the launching of a major offensive into the Kandahar Province by the Afghan National Army, supported by US military aircraft in the region and allegedly Russian aircraft as well. During a speech alongside the Afghan ambassador to the United States and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, President Joe Biden stated that 'the United States and her partners and allies continue to stand with the Afghan national government and the Afghan National Army as it proceeds with this offensive'.

U.S. Pacific Fleet invites Japan, Australia and South Korea to joint naval exercises in the Philippine Sea amid Taipei plea for assistance

WASHINGTON, D.C.- During a Pentagon announcement, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin stated that the U.S. Pacific Fleet was formally inviting Japan, Australia and South Korea to joint naval exercises in the Philippine Sea to be held from 22 March to 1 April 2022 amid Taipei's plea for assistance as China continues to mount pressure on the island nation as Xi Jinping's interest in reintegrating the democratic nation into the mainland grows. The United States has been taking a strong line against Beijing in the South China Sea and in support of Taiwan, but with the Chinese continuing to be unfettered President Biden earlier this month extended an offer to de-escalate and hold talks with the Chinese government.

by **Nitrana** » Sun Feb 27, 2022 9:14 am

THE TIMES

SNAP ELECTIONS CALLED
HOMELAND - After recent demonstrations and protests against the Conservatives due to the illegal raids against the former BNP members, the Liberal-Labor Alliance (L-LA) was finally successful getting the majority in the parliament and called up for snap elections. As the leader of the coalition Keir Starmer(L-LA - LABOR) stated: “We have finally succeeded in calling for snap elections and ending the rule of the Conservative aggressors.”

by **The Felan Federation** » Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:27 am

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Seoul, Republic of Korea
February 23rd, 2022

Today was an historic day for the Korean peninsula. The jet from North Korea was rolling down the tarmac and coming to a stop in front of the South Korean delegation, with included President Moon Jae-in and Foreign Minister Chung Eui-yong. Both of the men were excited yet apprehensive. In the past few weeks, the intelligence and news flowing from North Korea had shown an indication that the new North Korean administration was looking at reentering the world and ending the long conflict on the Korean peninsula once and for all. Even going so far as to return the dead and POWs to the United States after so many years.

There was still apprehension. The rise of power for Kim Yo-jong had been a bloody and brutal one. At least so far as the intelligence reports had shown. She was still a wild card and trust between the two Koreas was hard to come by. Yet, this opportunity, one that could secure a lasting peace between the Korean people, was not one you could easily pass up.

The sound of dozens of cameras clicking as the door of the North Korean jet opened and the delegation from the North began to exit. South Korean military personnel stood on both sides as a formal military escort as the North Koreans approached.

Both representatives of South Korea bowed and extended their hands forward as the group approached.

"Greetings. It is an honour to host you here, in Seoul." President Moon said.

As it was, Premier Kim in return would have been arriving in a Soviet-model Il-96. Mostly on account to appear somewhat prestigious and not on the edge of collapse or poverty for that matter. Alongside this, her attire was more natural business attire and less the gaudy generalship uniform that had been common among the North Korean delegations.

Alongside this, her own people were dressed more like salarymen as well. As Kim Yo-jong would arrive and happily greet her South Korean counterpart. In this case, the topic was on things that both sides had been trying to manage for years. Proper trade and diplomatic ties, a formal secession of hostile activity and an actual demilitarization of their DMZ instead of the quagmire it was now.

"I thank you for the invite..." spoke Premier Kim in return, happily smiling for the cameras. "Shall we get started?"

"Certainly." President Moon replied. Several security personnel escorted the delegation to two separate vehicles that would take them into the city and to the Blue House, the official residence and executive office of the President. It was also the site of the assassination attempt by North Korean infiltrators in the 1960s. A perfect place, then, to bury the hatchet once and for all.

The drive was uneventful. Yet the residence was abuzz with activity. Security was on extremely high alert and more press from all around the world were there for the historic event.

The two delegations were then escorted into the building, through the general congregating hall and then into the conference room. Two large flags dominated the general hall, with the addition of the Unified Korean flag, and two smaller flags were positioned inside the conference room.

President Moon and Minister Chung took seats alongside their other aides on the one side as President Kim and her delegation took their opposite.

"Well, welcome, again, to the Republic of Korea. I hope that you will find your stay and visit to this city enjoyable. As well as our meeting together profitable."

"Likewise..." replied Premier Kim, as she happily returned the favor and settled in with her counterpart. Once that was done and small pleasantries established - it didn't take long before the press were allowed inside for questions and answers. Seeing how much of the talks had been done already, what remained now was trying to play public support up even further. Double so, due to the previous reputation of the North Korean government. As Kim Yo-jong was immediately asked a thousand and one questions.

"...a constant state of war without any gain or purpose is pointless. It serves none beyond those wishing to enrich themselves at our expense. We will be seeking the reduction of our current assets to more manageable levels..." spoke Kim, upon being asked the hardest questions almost outright. Namely about the military situation and the nuclear program itself.

"We are already in discussions with the Soviet Union, who has provided us much aid and assistance in decommissioning our nuclear program and offering alternative solutions to securing our physical and economic needs..." she added - in essence, confirming the rumors that had been flying about, due to the movement of the Far Eastern military units to and from North Korea.

President Moon also addressed the press who were avid to gain any insight into the meetings that have been ongoing. "We are looking forward to continuing our talks and walking away with a new sense of permanence. That is what we are both seeking here. A permanent peace, and a permanent relationship on both sides of the border. There are families who are still divided that can now, finally, be reunited. That is what we are both seeking here today."

The press itself didn't stop their questions, as Kim made sure to answer as many as possible without appearing too 'meek'. "Our key agenda, is to restore trade between both of our nations. Alongside ensuring that the DMZ becomes actual to it's name...not a tripwire waiting to explode at the slightest touch..." she explained.

"Yes...we do hope to also repatriate all South Koreans who we have...detained..." added Kim. "The reasons for the Americans being first, is because they had the most documentation and least in North Korea..."

"...as for unification..." she muttered, leaving a brief pause for a moment, before answering. "...it is a possibility. But for the future. We have many economic and political issues to discuss and workout. Both for ourselves and our neighbors..."

President Moon was questioned similarly about unification by press representatives from both North and South. Not surprising he thought, but somewhat annoying. He listened as Premier Kim made her statement before also responding.

"The process of unification, should we reach that point, will be a long process. It will not be decided in one meeting nor in one day. We have still so much more pressing to discuss and to conclude in the world today than to focus on unification. We will take these next moves one step at a time. When we have reached the appropriate time, then negotiations can begin. However, we are not there yet. But the possibility of a future discussion on that issue is very real."

The press were still clamouring for more questions, however, both leaders began to move back as the press conference was now at an end, and the private meeting could begin in a smaller more private setting. The diplomatic leg work that had been ongoing for the past few weeks, mostly by the foreign ministers and various other staff members was now, hopefully, ready to pay off.

"Well, Premier Kim, I suppose it is now time to finalize our talks and begin a new era for peace. With should begin with a formal peace treaty and a normalization of relations between us. Where shall we begin on this?"

"I believe we can start off with the basics. Namely the confirmation and cessation of the Korean 'War' - alongside promises in the reduction of arms, the demilitarized zone into a proper border between our nations. Alongside restitution of people..." she added - economics and trade could be established once they had finished up with the political baggage between North and South Korea. Then enough, nobody could claim that they were doing things and 'ignoring' others for that matter.

As it was, both sides would be exchanging documents and the like. As President Moon would be having a fine list handed to one of his staff - mostly the documentation for peace and other important papers for signing and exchanging once more.

"...if I may be honest and clear. What is this the desired goal of yourself?" she questioned - an unpolitical question as any.

"I agree with your statements. Our primary goal is to establish normalized relations and to relieve the threat of war from our borders and the threat of destruction from our cities. The reduction of military personnel and a general demobilization, in conjunction with a peace treaty, is the highest priority. Stability and permanence is what we desire most. And that includes any attempts at establishing nuclear weapons and the pointing of thousands of missiles at Seoul. Trade and normalization of affairs can occur in due course, as well as a normalized pathway for people to cross back and forth across the border.

"I assume we are in agreement on these points?" President Moon asked.

"Yes...I assume that would include tighter border controls for the time being?" replied Kim in return. "Once word gets out, I doubt you will want millions streaming across into South Korea. It'll take and effort to restore our own economic backbone, once we reopen things properly. Thus, we want to avoid being 'blamed' for destabilizing our neighbors with our first acts..."

"Reduction is...underway. However it'll take time. A lot of people need new jobs..." she added. "...I am already at talks as well about denuclearization with the Soviets. But as usual time and patience are required..."

"As for the rest? Yes."

"Certainly. There will have to be tight regulations for the border. However, those with relatives on one side of the border or the other should be allowed to visit in either direction. Which I believe is a fair first start. As we work towards demilitarizing we can begin to establish normalized borders and relations. I believe slow integration on the matter of visas and travel is necessary for both our sakes. We do need need millions of refugees and I am sure you do not want to see millions of workers leaving your country either.

"And I am glad that the USSR has entered in to ensure proper denuclearization on the peninsula. I understand that the situation is complex and will take time. However, my people will need this to be known as apart of the peace treaty so they know that they can truly have peace.

"Were there any other points you wished to address?"

"None...beyond the hope that the fact...that by my own admission there is a desire for peace and cooperation. Even if there will be...situations developing inside our own country..." replied Kim - or in more political terms, those for or against cooperation may come out of the woodwork and there may some 'crackdowns' to ensure a smooth transition over total obedience to one side or another.

"...I will try...is all I am saying. That's all I can promise. But for now, we can sign and end this Korean War properly..."

President Moon smiled softly. "Very well, I understand the situation in the North can be unstable. However, we consider this one step, but an important step, towards normalization. We have a long ways to go, however, this is still a very important step. We are ready to sign a formal treaty and to begin normal for the first time."

End of the Korean War

A historic moment would happen today in Seoul - as Premier Kim Yo-jong and President Moon Jae-in sign an accord that would officially and diplomatically end the Korean War that has been going on for nearly 76 years and more. However, this historic moment signals a permanent end to the Korean conflict and a signal to better relationships between the two countries.

Building up on the previous Panmunjom Declaration that had been signed by her brother and the previous Supreme Leader of Korea - as Kim Yo-jong is looking towards fulfilling the promises signed back towards national reconciliation, peace, reunification and prosperity and improvements to inter-Korean communication - cooperation with the international community and the denuclearization of the Korean peninsula

by **The Manticoran Empire** » Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:48 pm

United Nations Security Council Resolution 2621 (2022)
Adopted by the Security Council at its 8970th meeting, on 12 February 2022

The Security Council,

Recalling its Resolution 339 (1973) and all its subsequent resolutions on the Israeli-Syrian Conflict, including Resolution 350 and Resolution 497,

Recalling its responsibility to peace and stability,

1. Censures Israël for it’s continued actions of hostility,

2. Reaffirms Resolution 497, which confirms that the Golan Heights Law of Israel is null and utterly void and the territory is illegally occupied by Israel,

3. Decides to extend indefinitely the mandate of the United Nations Disengagement Observer Force, as a territorial administration and peacekeeping mission, to expand its area of authority over the whole of the Golan Heights Region,

4. Establishing a United Nations Trustee Council to provide Civil Administration of the Golan Heights Region,

5. Declaring that all military and security forces belonging to the State of Israel and the Republic of Syria shall be barred entirely from entry into the Golan Heights Region, to include intelligence and investigative services,

6. Declaring that this state of affairs shall be maintained indefinitely, until such time as a final settlement is negotiated between Israel and Syria.

The vote, taken in the Security Council Chamber, is thus:

France: Yes
United States: Yes
United Kingdom: Yes
Union of Soviet Sovereign Republics: Yes
People's Republic of China: Yes
Albania votes: Yes
Ghana votes: Yes
Gabon votes: Yes
Mexico votes: Yes
Norway votes: Yes
United Arab Emirates votes: Yes
East African Federation: Yes
Brazil: Undeclared
India: Undeclared
Ireland: Undeclared

The Resolution is Adopted, enforcement to begin immediately.

by **Yaruqo** » Mon Feb 28, 2022 5:27 pm

دمشق‎ | Damascus | Şam
جمهورية سوريا الاتحادية الشعبية | The People's Federal Republic of Syria | Komara Federal a Gel a Sûriyê

February 25th, 2022

The Transitional Authority had gathered for an emergency session after the terrorist attack in Aleppo. The demands were, to put it succinctly, outrageous. Assad would never be pardoned, and he would never be released. And the Transitional Authority would formally hand over power to the elected government after the first or second round of presidential elections, whichever brought about a president with a majority vote. “We should deal with Assad, quickly. The longer he is here, the more of a threat he is,” stated Defense Minister Hebîb, with confirmations from the Ministers of the Interior and Justice. “I agree,” stated Co-President al-Abdah. “I believe it is time for us to extradite him to The Hague. We’ve laid the groundwork with the Dutch. If Co-President Ehmed doesn’t have any objections, I propose we put him on a military plane immediately, with handpicked squads to ensure he gets to The Hague in one piece.” Ehmed nodded in agreement, saying, “We should use primarily Kurdish units for this. He has never held much sway over my people. Don’t you agree, Hebîb?” The Defense Minister nodded curtly. “The it’s settled. Prepare to move him to the airfield, get a squad together to bring him to The Hague, and soon, this whole ordeal will be over. As for these Assadists,” continued Ehmed, “I want the Directorate to be on high alert and start coordinating with the Ministry of Justice and the Ministry of the Interior. Find out who they are, and bring them to justice. Once they’re apprehended, we need to apply the stiffest charges possible against them.”

13 February 2022

BREAKING: United Nations Security Council To Establish DMZ, Direct Control Over Golan Heights

NEW YORK/DAMASCUS - In a move that has doubtless sent shockwaves across the world, the United Nations Security Council authored what is considered to be a compromise mandate in the form of UNSC Resolution 2621 yesterday. The resolution, which passed with 11 yes votes, including all five of the Permanent 5 members, and four abstentions, censured Israel for its continued acts of hostility, reaffirmed that the Golan Heights were lawfully Syrian territory, and mandated that the United Nations would establish a Trustee Council to administer the entirety of the Golan Heights, including what Syria currently controls, and would repurpose the existing UN Disengagement Observer Force (UNDOF) to handle security and peacekeeping within the UN-administered region. Additionally, Israel and Syria would be barred from deploying their respective militaries and intelligence assets into the Golan Heights.

Co-President al-Abdah, who is currently in New York to attend the United Nations General Assembly session that was convened in concert with the UN Security Council session regarding Israel’s recent escalations, issued a statement saying, “Today, the United Nations Security Council has fulfilled its primary duty in ensuring regional peace and stability. We assure our citizens currently living in the Golan Heights that they will always be considered Syrian citizens, and we will ensure free movement for all Syrians to travel safely to and from the Golan Heights. While today we do not have a reunited Syria, this resolution gives us hope that it is not impossible to achieve in the near future. The Transitional Authority shall comply with UNSC 2621, and we are coordinating with UNDOF forces and in constant communication with General Secretary Guterres to ensure a smooth transition of the civil and security regimes in the Golan Heights. Our border defense units shall remain on our side of what was the Purple Line until the UNDOF commander gives us the instructions to redeploy them from the Golan Heights to guarantee that there is no lapse in security for Syria, our neighbors, or the UNDOF peacekeeping forces. We hope that this action taken by the United Nations today motivates Netanyahu to seriously consider our prior offer of recognition in exchange for mutual peace and the full return of the Golan Heights, but for now, we are focused on ensuring we are in compliance with the UN mandate.”

20 February 2022

Presidential Election Shake Up: The Field Narrows!

DAMASCUS - Over the last couple days, the presidential campaign has seen developments that have many political scientists wondering how they might impact presidential campaigns in the future, if at all. On the 18th, Ghias Youn al-Soud, the presidential candidate for the Syrian Democratic People’s Party (SDPP) and Asya Abdullah of the Democratic Union Party (PYD), citing recent events and a desire to “ensure a democratic transition as soon as possible” issued a joint statement announcing their withdrawal from the presidential election and their endorsement of Alaeddine Khaled of the Syrian National Democratic Alliance (TWDS), consolidating the political left and center-left behind Khaled’s campaign, which could see him win the slim majority needed to win the first round outright on April 3rd, rather than in a second round of voting the following week.

In apparent response to this, Fewzî Şengalî of the center-right Kurdish Democratic Accord Party (Wifaq) announced his withdrawal from the presidential campaign and endorsement of Humaydi Daham al-Hadi of the Democratic Conservative Party (DCP) on the 19th of February. While al-Shadi could likely trail behind this new consolidated left, some analysts believe his campaign might appeal to those Syrians who favor fiscal responsibility and privatization of the former Assad regime’s state owned corporations and sectors. New polling has yet to be conducted in lieu of these announcements, but the race is now undoubtedly a two man race between Khaled and al-Hadi.

26 February 2022

Transitional Authority Defiant in Face of “Assadist Terror”, Reiterates Commitment to Democratization

ALEPPO/DAMASCUS - After the terrorist attack on a police station in Aleppo that left four dead, including two officers and two of the gunmen, and six wounded, the Transitional Authority resolutely condemned the attack as “a short-sighted and traitorous attempt to drag millions of Syrians back under the shadow of tyranny and civil war.” The Transitional Authority announced that the two officers would be awarded posthumously the honor of the “Hero of the People’s Federal Republic” for “their distinguished and memorable service to their community and their country.” In a statement that rings defiant and principled, the Transitional Authority declared that “the Syrian people will not be cowed into submission by Assadist terror, never again. If these cowards wish for the resignation of this Transitional Authority, all they must do is wait for April, when we shall step down for the newly elected government that reflects the will of the people. In the meantime, we shall treat any act of terror with the seriousness it deserves. Your violence is not welcome in Syria, and you shall pay the price for your treason and murder of your countrymen.”

And in a move that was kept under wraps until this afternoon, the Ministry of Justice announced that Bashar al-Assad had been “securely and successfully” boarded onto a military plane under heavily armed escort, where he was flown to The Hague this morning from Damascus International Airport to face trial for alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity that he participated in or ordered during the civil war, in a clear rebuttal of the terrorists’ demands for the pardoning and release of the former president.

by **Mifan** » Mon Feb 28, 2022 10:21 pm

Beirut, Lebanon
An-Nahar Interview Room
March, 2022

Cameras pointed towards the center of the room where a woman, in her early forties, looked over the questions that were prepared, one more time. Across from her was Jean Pierre, a name that was becoming more common in various households, after his debut in the media. He said he was more than willing to do an interview and now was that time.

The production crew finished any last changes that needed to be made and, soon, gave the signal. The woman gave her papers to an aide who quickly left, and Jean fixed his suit, making sure he was fully presentable to the nation. The lights dimmed, and the cameras focused on the pair. The director counted down with his fingers and soon, they were live.

Good evening, and welcome to An-Nahar," the woman said, a bright smile on her face. "I am Laila al-Sadek, and tonight we have a special edition. We have been blessed with the opportunity to interview Jean Pierre, a name many of you have probably heard. Some of the questions that will be asked, were submitted by those of you watching." She turns to where Jean was sitting. "Good evening, Mr. Pierre."

"Good evening."

"Mr. Pierre, you are at the forefront of a charge against the current establishment. Many have wondered, why not form your own party? You are running against an MP of the Free Patriotic Movement; why go through the hassle of being within the party when you can fight from the outside?"

"I can understand why such a move would confuse many, but I'm not the only one. There are many others, like me, who chose to run within the party. While yes, it is true we all could've formed our own parties, it is clear that the parties in charge, currently, are the most established. Any new party that formed would be facing more of an uphill battle than what we face."

"But Mr. Pierre," Jean held his hand up, stopping the interviewer.

"Please, just call me Jean.

"Ok. Jean, wouldn't you say your ambition has painted a target on your back? Surely the FPM would do everything within its power to keep you from becoming an MP, much less President. Assuming you are elected, how would you convince the rest of Parliament to support you?"

"I am well aware that such a declaration has made me little friends. However, the morally bankrupt fools, who currently sit in Parliament, won't be able to ignore the struggles of the people for any longer. All across the various religious lines, young people, such as me, are taking a stand. Once we're in Parliament, we will work together, no matter our religion, no matter our background. We are all Lebanese and will be treated as such."

"With the recent conflict, between Hezbollah and Israel ending, what are your views on the conflict, Hezbollah, and Israel?"

"Hezbollah is a group that should've been disarmed years ago. If it was up to me, they would be executed. They're terrorists, and yet everybody is afraid of saying such a thing. They've gotten this nation into a war, twice, with Israel. I will not deny that they've done some good, protecting the sovereignty of the country, but their time has past. Because of them, the Taif Agreement has been changed, and now, everybody is allowed to raise arms once again. None of this would be happening if they hadn't gotten us into a war, and now, we must spend billions on repairs, while our economy sink further and further." He paused to catch his breath for a moment. "Israel is a warmongering state that only wishes for trouble. They've invaded us three times now; that's exactly why our country doesn't recognize theirs and refuses to establish real diplomatic communications. While the Jewish people shouldn't have to suffer from threats, their government doesn't help the issue. They still tried to establish a puppet government within Lebanon, and asked for our people to aid them, a crime that is punishable by death."

"If you are elected as President, what are your plans for your first year? What can people expect from you and the others fighting for change?"

"Repairs to the Port of Beirut. It's a shame that no funds have been allocated to fixing the biggest and most important port of our nation. Ever since the 2020 explosion there has been little done about the issue. And lets not forget the thousands of people who were injured, and the thousands more who were displaced. Our nation has suffered greatly, and this needs to be rectified quickly. Sadly, our corrupt government hasn't done anything to fix these issues."

"Our nation must focus on the economy. We need to break out of the massive debt crisis we face, and garner a new era of prosperity across the nation. While our nation is built upon a laissez-faire economy, it is clear that such a thing won't save us in the near future. Government intervention is a must. I will work to stimulate the economy, garner investments, and begin a long process of lowering the debt our nation has obtained."

"I will also establish better diplomatic and trade ties with our neighbors in Syria. I understand that many still despise the nation for their occupation. However, we must look past that. The Assad family were the ones who gave the orders for such a travesty, not the current government that is looking to become a fully fledge democracy. In a region where such a thing is rare, working alongside a democratic nation can only bring great things. We must also not forget that we house thousands of Syrians; communication will be key as we must work together to help these poor souls return home."

"I will push for the status quo to be reestablished by the Taif Agreement. No group, except for the military and security forces, should be armed. I understand the want to protect our loved ones, but we must remember why the Agreement was signed in the first place, to end and avoid conflict within our nation. Our soldiers are all that's needed. If you wish to pick up arms, join the military or security forces."

"Finally, an established Anti-Corruption Agency within the Government. Politicians who put money over the needs of the people are some of the scummiest people on this planet. This is a problem that cannot be allowed to persist. We are a nation of handworkers. We have struggled and prevailed time and time again. Why should those who are corrupt, decide what's best for us? They don't and all they do is line their pockets with money.

"How do you feel about the millions of people, of Lebanese descent, that live across the world?"

"I truly wish that our brothers and sisters, across the world, return home one day. I can understand why many would be reluctant, but in my eyes, if they ever do decide to return home, I hope our nation welcomes them with open arms."

"Do you believe the Armed Forces should take a bigger role in both domestic and foreign affairs?"

"I have much respect for those who serve in our military. I do believe we should play a bigger role in international affairs, especially when it comes to terrorism. However, we must first focus on ourselves. We must be a united peoples, and our borders must be secure. Only when those are achieved, can we begin to focus on the international world."

"Some point to your inexperience to be a reason for why you shouldn't be elected to office. Why should someone with no experience be an MP, or even the President?"

"Why should corrupt politicians, who've been in charge since the Civil War, be allowed to rule still? If people want to continue having corrupt, excuse my language, assholes, in charge, then they may vote for them. They do not care for us. If they did, we wouldn't be in this situation

"Last Question. As you may have heard, radicals have attacked protesters against Hezbollah. Do you have any comment on this situation?"

"My heart goes out to those who have lost someone, especially to the family that has lost a child. Your child is now in God's arms. This tragedy just goes to show why Hezbollah must be banned. They have no right to control such a massive portion of our nation. I am happy to see the people in Southern Lebanon, take a stand. If true peace is to be achieved, Hezbollah must be disarmed, Hezbollah must be disbanded, and all traces of the group must be wiped from Lebanon."

"Jean, I thank you for your time, and for coming here tonight." Laila presented her hand and Jean shook it.

"And I thank you for having me."

"I thank you all for tuning in and joining us this evening. I hope to see you all, next time."

An-Nahar
March, 2022

Violence in Bint Jbeil; Hezbollah Reacts

Violence in Bint Jbeil has broken out as protests against Hezbollah grow. With the recent loss of life, many are calling for the military, or at least the Internal Security Force, to intervene and protect the people against Hezbollah. We've reached out to multiple officials, and none were available to comment on whether or not forces would be deployed to restore order.

While government institutions, once again, sit by, Hezbollah had announced that 2,000 fighters would be sent into the area to end all violence and bloodshed. Many are concerned that this will lead to more blood in the streets, but high ranking leaders in Hezbollah have reassured the public that they wouldn't turn their arms against the very people they swore to protect. However, many are skeptical, and believe that Hezbollah had failed to protect them against the Israeli invasion. With many of the fighter being deployed, being reservists, many are wondering if bloodshed will continue in the days to come.

How this will turn out in the upcoming elections has yet to be seen, however, this may be signs that the actions of Hezbollah, no longer have the approval of the Shi'ite population.

Military Announces New Modernization Program; Cedar Rocket Program Approved

Today, military officials have announced plans to modernize the Armed Forces and procure new weapons. While not directly stated, many believe the recent conflict with Israel, as well as the West's incapability to reign in the warmongering nation to be the main reasons for such a move. "Our Armed Forces has always put the need of Lebanon, first. We have no desire for conflict, but if one begins, we must have the ability to defend ourselves, and the people of this nation," an official stated. The military officials, that we were able to speak to, have all expressed the desire to "move away" from the West in terms of arms, and that Lebanon should look elsewhere for its weapons.

However it was the news of the Cedar Rocket Program that came to a shock. Parliament approved of the military's request to reactivate the program, that was shut down in the 60s due to international pressure. The vote, which was 123-5, surprised many as it was one of the few times that the Parliament has ever been seen with such unity, especially with most of the Hezbollah MPs voting in favor, with the 5 nays coming from Hezbollah. President Michel Aoun gave his full support behind the vote. "The end of such a program is why Lebanon is in its current situation. Other nations deem it fit to bully us and force us to do their bidding. To that, I say no more." Considering his role as former Commander of the Armed Forces, to support such a move shouldn't be much of a surprise.

Only time will tell if the actions taken by the military are the right ones.

Terrorist Attack in Syria; SSNP Celebrates

A horrendous terrorist attack occurred right in the center of Damascus, that left a number of dead and wounded, including two gunmen. The terrorists demanded that former President, Bashar al-Assad, be released and pardoned. The TSA, the current temporary government, has, in response, flown the former leader to the Hague so he may face trials for various crime committed against the people of Syria. Prime Minister Mikati came out in support of this decision and expressed his well wishes to the victims of the attack.

However, not all had the same reaction. Fireworks could be heard across the Akkar Governate as the SSNP celebrated the attack. "The Transitional Syrian Authority does not represent the will of the Syrian People. It does not represent the will of our fellow Alawites. They wish for nothing more than to oppress our brothers and sisters! He [Al-Assad] may have had his faults, but he was a great leader who led the nation with pride! He would never accept a treaty with Israel, unlike these traitors!" The fire words of the party's General=Secretary, Rabi Banat, resonated with many. While celebrating, many people called on the TSA to step down and to place a Assad member back in charge of the country.

There has been no word from Government officials, but there is little doubt the TSA will ignore these demands.

Peace Between Syria and Israel?

A UN Resolution passed, granting the UN Peacekeeping force in the Golan Heights, expanded power. After the recent actions of Israel, the UNSC has decided enough was enough and that Peacekeepers shall control the region until a formal agreement comes into effect. It's clear that many are in support of this, as even Israel's ally, the USSR, has voted yes.

Many now must wonder if this will bring peace between the two nations. There is a lot of doubt that Israel will follow through and that their government will ignore the UN Mandate, just like every other time before. While there may be hope, most are skeptical about whether or not such a resolution will have any impact in the future.

From: Lebanese Republic Ministry of National Defense
To: Ministry of National Defense of the People's Republic of China
Subject: Arms Procurement

We wish those within the People's Republic of China, a good day. The recent conflict with Israel has, once again, shown the severe lack of capability of our forces to adequately respond to violence. We, as a nation, cannot allow for other nations to violate our airspace without repercussions. As such, we've come to your nation for aid in modernizing and helping us to acquire the ability to better defend ourselves.

We would like to purchase 4 Fk-3s Batteries as well as 24 missiles, spare parts, radar for each of the batteries, and the training to man them. Alongside those, we'd would also like to purchase 24 J-11Bs. This would include training, as well as weapons for the aircraft and spare parts. We hope to hear from you soon.

by **Nancivania** » Tue Mar 01, 2022 2:51 am

Islamic Republic of Iran

Anti-Israel Protests in Baghdad
March 1st, 2022

Following the conclusion of the Israeli-Lebanese conflict we've continued to see increasing levels of hatred towards Israel from the world's Arab population. In Iraq a large anti-Israeli protest has started up in the capital city of Baghdad with estimates of the number of involved protesters ranging from several thousands to over 10 thousand.

The protests have been largely peaceful so far, however there are many armed individuals spread throughout the crowds carrying AK-47s or other rifles. Some protesters have been throwing rocks and other objects. Police action has yet to take place.

The primary location of the protest has been the Soviet Embassy due to the USSR's overt support of Israeli during the war, including going so far as to put boots on the ground in support of Zionist activities

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The ship is set to arrive in the port of Tyre on March 8th

by **Nitrana** » Tue Mar 01, 2022 11:10 am

UNITED KINGDOM SNAP ELECTIONS ON THE 2nd OF MARCH - RESULTS:

The Alliance for a Progressive Britain/His Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition
The Liberal-Labor Alliance - 47.9%
National Party of Scotland - 6%
The Green Party - 4%

His Majesty’s Most Loyal Government
The Conservative Party - 40.1%

Abolitionists
Sinn Féin - 3%

United Kingdom, England, Wellingborough the 2nd of March
John was sure, this was the end for the UK he knew. After all that chaos with the nationalists, he thought Britain was returning into normal. But no, good ‘ol uncle Boris had to continue said chaos. The raids on former BNP members were the last straw. He lost his hope for the conservatives and hell, even the king himself! The laborers and the liberals were a much better option then the political violent CP. Sure, you can say this is outrageous and that the CP were just paying back, but that isn’t what most of Britain thought. John stepped closer to the ballot box. If British citizen wouldn’t stop the chaos and mayhem happening in Britain, who else would? The government? For sure, no.

by **Newne Carriebean7** » Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:52 pm

A scene from the debate as Abdul Ghani Baradar spars with his opponent, Omar Bin Laden on Taliban's foreign policy, colorized via technicolor.
AFGHAN QIADU BARIZ DEBATE
March 4, 2022

There was a twinge of excitement in the air as hundreds of scruffy looking old men holding Assault Rifles set up their picket lines. They were part of the 40th Islamic Debate Fire-Team, though it's military size would be comparable to a western sized Infantry Regiment of at least a thousand warriors. It was a very large Fire-Team, especially for the Taliban. But, there had been 'shattering of the egg' as the saying went. Instead of having a large clump of over a thousand juicy targets for Joe Biden laden bread baskets full of 500 pound bombs, they were very, very spread out. A thin line of telegraph wires were slapped into the ground with the help of the locals. If western infidels were expecting high-level targets such as the Armored Fists of Satan, then all they would be greeted with would be a prime opportunity for a de-capitation strike of the highest ranking Taliban leadership. Of course, then the Taliban could blast 'the Joe Biden friendly fuckers' at their 'ingenuine intentions of negotiating' and continue the fight against the 'infidel government of Kabul', so coldly from the Taliban's point of view, it would be a win-win should something...unfortunate happen during these debates.

A hazy trail of exhaust smoke ended with a tiny Talibanian convoy of three out-dated Model T Russian Trucks from the 1930s and a more modern looking Volkswagen Beetle from the turn of the new millennium. A few dated AK-47CAMs went off with excited trigger pulls by eager Talibanian journalists eager for just a glimpse of the most exciting thing to happen to the Taliban since the fall of the twin towers twenty one years prior. Incumbent Qiadu Bariz Abdul Ghani Baradar nervously eyed the skies above, almost hoping that a lucky strike would end this whole miserable experiment, the gust of wind that Joe Biden would fart on the candle that was Talibanian democracy and snuff it out for good.

It would stink, there was universal agreement on that front, but there was a sickening hope that it would be snuffed out. Then, they could all stop pretending to be a 'democracy' with silly things such as 'men's rights'. Men don't have rights, silly. It's Afghanistan. Baradar then looked over his shoulder to eye his opponent, the sleek looking, well shaven, red and white suited western puppet known as Omar Bin Laden. He took in a deep breath, his nostrils filling with the pleasant scent of his own shit-soaked khakis that he had neglected to change out of before approaching his opponent.

"Omar!"

The man came about, as if he spun on a dime, from signing a few autographs with supporters to be a few inches from Baradar.

"Ghani! Say, wasn't that the western infidel government's name too?"

"I...I do belive so, my, uh... pal. Say, There's no hard-feelings about the debate, if I win, I win."

"And if I win, I also don't lose. I don't like loosing, Mr. Baradar. The last person to make me lose... well let's say my father paid them a visit, with two planes into two buildings."

"Riiight... and jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Y'all is a real nut-case, but..I like that about you. Makes myself look good and well, damnit, leaderfull in comparison. So thank's for that. Aaanyways, y'all wanna pose for the Cameras."

Both men eyed up the various mob of reporters and photographers all elbowing themselves while Talibanian security guards wielding the non-flash indusing but very much reporter-live ending AK-47s directly into the faces of the reporters that might have mobbed the two candidates for office. The two men shook each ohers hands and smiled. It wasn't a genuine smile by any stretch of the imagination. No, it was the forced smile one might do if their cat shit on their bed and their parents just happened to stumble in drunk on a Tuesday afternoon following a disastrous and gut-wrenching (literally, you dumbasses had chipotle) rendezvous at their local Denver area Chipoltle's.

After that, both men briefly parted ways to wind up a set of stairs on the opposite side of a stage, with a small hostage filled audience complete with live connection to Talibanian Telivison Studios, or TALLY for short. Soon, a very short haired and even shorter looking white woman clopped out with a pair of high heals. While it was odd that she was not covered in a Burka, there had been a special exception made, just for this night. It was a propaganda move on behalf of the good friends in the Cave that held the real power. A 'token woke' as the youngin' called it on Twitter. Of course, it translated smoother into English than Urdu, but that was the price to pay for social media brownie points and not being a racist asshat from Mississippi or somewhere else.

Abigal Durant Smith: "Howdy Afghanistan and the Talibanian people! Now, the people of this country-state-group are not really all that familiar with Democratic institutions. That is why, us at TALLY are here to make an easy decision for the thousands currently sitting at cave watching the debate. Following this debate, we will hold a general election in the near future. The winner of the sheep toss was Omar Bin Laden, so he gets to answer the first question. Following this, we'll ask his opponent for his opinion, then we'll let a minute of free debate take place. This format will alternate between Baradar and Bin Laden being asked questions with debate sandwiched in-between.

Now, There are concerns that you will not accept the outcome 'because i won't win'. That is word-for-word what you said during the Party Convention. Is that harmful for Talibanian democracy (an oxymoron) or do you stick to your guns and insist that the ballot boxes will be rigged?"

Omar Bin Laden: "Such a stupid ass question. Of course I won't concede if I win! That's fucking stupid. I sweat and swear to allah that you are the dumbest bitch. So Stupid! Now, If I don't win, I'm going to launch a full-scale investigation. The only way I can possibly lose will be if the Afghan people lose. Not just their lives, but their VOTES! I don't give a shit if the dead vote, so long as they cast a ballot for...me and my good friend, Sher!"

Smith: "Mr. Baradar, you wanna reply to this dumb-fuck?"

Abdul Ghani Baradar: "Why the fuck you-would I not? Stupid bitch. Now, Mister Bin Laden, you are an idiot, but a smart idiot. Let me explain. You are so good at suckering the people of Afghanistan into beliving your donkey shit. It smells like Donkey shit. However.. I must mark my begruding acceptance that we see 'eye to eye' on this issue. Should the other side win, we will not concede the election. I am happy to see a little sunshine ray of bipartisanship between the Taliban and the Independent Alliance. That, that is good."

Smith:"... A-Alright then. Jesus Fucking Christ what the fuck did I sign up for? Now, the..uh...next question has to do with the recent 'detente' between Washington and Cave number 109,405, there have been concerns that the liberal Talibanian leadership might be underestimating popular support for the move. While the U.S Government has remained numb and could not be reached for suicide bombing/comment by our brave reporters, there is the feeling that the Uncle Joe Biden has turned the other cheek and is distancing himself from Talibanian efforts to reach out for a mutual understanding. Mr. Baradar, you go next, please."

Baradar: "Ah! Well, I know that we must be cautious. I don't want another of the 'steam key 6' coming down and slitting my throat in the middle of the night. That's why every Afghan man and women sleeps with their issued AK-47. If we arm all the crazies, or a fraction of the crazies (and party elites) then we will be fine. I'm perfectly fine with the Uncle Saddam waving at us from across the globe, maybe they'll drop by and give us a carton of milk or cheese. Limited interactions, but we'll hold our guns behind our backs just in case they prove to being an 'act asshole' and 'dingenious bastard'. Now, if the Joe Biden wants to distance himself from our democratic efforts, that's a shame, I've invited Foreign Diplomats and maybe my ex-wife to oversee the 'fair' counting of ballots. Uncle Saddam, if you are listening to us, feel free to send down not cruise missles, but a slack-jawed local with a heart of gold. Prefferably if his heart is actually gold, that'll net us a tidy profit on the Qing black market."

Bin Laden: "This. This is what a failure of leadership looks like. No, not me, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? I'M POINTING AT BARADAR YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKS! Mr. Baradar has failed the people of Afghanistan. Not just the ones that we lovingly care for with AK-47 fire whenever some idiot tyke trips over a rock, but the ones controlled by the infidels in Kabul. Those are our enemies. Baradar also likes to put on dresses and feel like a man when he's wearing them. So damn sad! We should not be negotiating with Uncle Saddam, we should be throwing terrorist attacks at them. If elected, I vow to make 9-11 seem like our follow-up attack on St. Louis!

We need leadership that will provide for the people of Afghanistan. We cannot afford a biting loss against the Afghan puppets in Kabul. We're going to go all the way against them."

Baradar:: "This lunatic to the left of me-"

Bin Laden: "Right of you... dumbass."

Baradar: "This lunatic to the right of me is in no way, shape or form ready to maintain our relations. I am vehemently agaisnt the puppet governments in both Kabul and Tehran. Oh, and the minority in America. No, not the damned blacks, but the Republicans. They are a threat to world peace. The GOP must be exterminated. Fucking elephants hurting the precious Joe Biden. Senate GOP is full of morons, but they disagree peacefully. That is what we do too, in the Taliban. Of course, it involves a lo-lot more bloody noses and even bloodier nooses, but I digress... "

Smith: "Right, right-o! Now, this next question is for Mr. Baradar. As the Incumbent, there are growing concerns with respect to the Taliban's...unorthodox approach to foreign policy. This has been spearheaded by your administration, as you are well aware of, but I thought our stay-at-home audience was comprised of my remaining bar-brain cells. That's putting it nicely that they only give a damn outside their cave if the weather calls for A thousand pounds of Freedom from Uncle Saddam himself raining down."

Baradar: "Now, now this dumb-fuck is learning! That's an excellent question Josef Stalin-"

Smith: "It's Smith-"

Baradar: "Fuck you, you're name is Joe Stalin. Now, I am pleased to address such concerns that my opponent would have over my friends and buddies I've chosen to associate the Taliban with. Now, Uncle Saddam might seem big and scary, but he's a friend of ours. Sure, we had two planes get lost and crash into two towers in Seattle-er... Newer York, but it was an accident, I swear! I'll personally pay out of my own pocket a stick of Trident Layer Gum and a Metallica Cassette Tape. I call this, the "Uncle Saddam's 9/11 Compensation plan". It's not costing us a whole arm or AK-47 mind you, those might need to be our currency some day. No, what I am proposing is a modest gift to Uncle Joe Biden mcSaddam. It's to mend ties with Uncle Saddam and their smart leader the joe Biden. The-joe-Biden is a very good fi-friend of mine. Sure, he might have been responsible for the death of Osama, but he wasn't the one who pulled the trigger. In fact, if I believe western tabloids correctly, he was on the ground, fighting for US! I didn't know he was a valued member of the Mujahedeen. I believe the Anti-Soviet Medal of Aggression will be awarded to Uncle Joe soon enough."

Smith:"I..I don't think I'll need to say this much, but Uncle Bin Lade-I mean, Bin Laden...your response GODDAMNIT FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATE SCARING THE FUCKING NARRATOR. As I was saying before Bill Gates scr-YOU FUCKER STOP THAT- As I was saying- someone shoot my Windows XP please, I hate that fucking noise. Now, then, anymore interruptions satanic Billy-Gates? No?... Right, so Mr. Bin Laden, your response to what the Incumbent has spouted from j-his mouth."

Bin Laden: "Sad!"

Smith:"I-Is that it? One fucking word? Are you sure you want to say...any fucking thing else?"

Bin Laden: "Ummm... Sure, I can say TWO WORDS. FUCK YOU!"

Smith: *turns to the camera, a mortified look on his face* "And that's all I'm going to be able to stomach for this debate. Thank you Afghanistan, Allah bless you, and goodnight! Fuck, fuck fuck, fuck fuck all this shit, I'm ging-going to hell for this fucking shit you absolute dumbasses... Oh... I'm hot-micing right now? SH-"

Smith ripped off the little microphone that was attached to his shirt and stormed off.

Gulbuddin Hekmatyar
@Terrorist McAK47
Jihad Express.com | A Cave, Afghanistan
Pleased to announce today's weather fore-cast: 80% of high explosives curtsey of the Kabul infidels that pollute this great land! Take cover unless you're working on your "I don't have a face" tan today, then I'd recommend dressing light. (1/3)

Holy Shit, the uck held an election? You can hold SNAP elections too? No waiting for a few months before everything is nice and orderly-like? Well, well, this is a very WELCOME change for Southern Afghan politics. Now we just need Mr. Xi Xi to send us over that Pretender then we'll have a monarch too! (2/3)

Iran, what the fuck?!! 2000 ILLEGALS ENTERING OUR COUNTRY?! No no no no, we're NOT ACCEPTION THAT MANY. Maybe... a thousand brothers of allah. Not double that number. Too damn many. The Taliban Ministry of Immigration will begin to print a thousand ~~terrorist~~ tourist visas to enable them to visit Iran 'on holiday'. (3/3)

by **Arvenia** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 7:34 am

Foreign Affairs (February 2022)

To: Republic of Libanon
From: Czechoslovak Federative Republic
Subject: Diplomacy
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Dear Prime Minister Najib Mikati, I wish for my country to fully establish diplomatic relations with your country. I fully support your country's territorial integrity and sovereignty. However, Hezbollah has to be disarmed so that your people can live in peace. I am willing to send humanitarian aid to your country and support your interests on the international stage. No more should your people be subjected to war and suffering. There should be a bright future for our countries. I hope our relations could grow stronger than ever someday.

Sincerely, Prime Minister Petr Fiala

To: People's Federal Republic of Syria
From: Czechoslovak Federative Republic
Subject: Diplomacy
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Dear Anas al-Abdah and Îlham Ehmed, I wish for my country to fully establish diplomatic relations with your country. I fully stand with you in regards to Bashar al-Assad and the Golan Heights. Bashar is a disgraceful and cold-blooded dictator who should be brought to justice in the Netherlands. I fully apologize for the previous messages that I sent to you earlier this year. I hope our relations could grow stronger than ever someday. I promise to support your claim on the Golan Heights, as long as peace is a possibility.

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