Paragon Industries (OOC - Comedy / Tech / Dead)

[Blargleyarg]

Hey guys! As promised, roster is updated. Both Blarg and Danceria's characters are on. Let's keep having fun.

So, try to guess where I'm going to have Vanessa and the verbally abusive OSHE inspector Louise Grazowski go next.

Now that's what I call same day delivery!

Is there a room for portal tech and the like? If so, I'm sure dear Louise would love to give it an inspection. So long as there aren't any flies around, that is...

[Talchyon]

Hey guys! As promised, roster is updated. Both Blarg and Danceria's characters are on. Let's keep having fun.

So, try to guess where I'm going to have Vanessa and the verbally abusive OSHE inspector Louise Grazowski go next.

Now that's what I call same day delivery!

Is there a room for portal tech and the like? If so, I'm sure dear Louise would love to give it an inspection. So long as there aren't any flies around, that is...

There can be such a room for portal tech. And there might be flies there. Or cockroaches. Hmm. Maybe we should cue up some cheezy 50's horror movie ideas and turn them into a comedy...

[Blargleyarg]

Now that's what I call same day delivery!

Is there a room for portal tech and the like? If so, I'm sure dear Louise would love to give it an inspection. So long as there aren't any flies around, that is...

There can be such a room for portal tech. And there might be flies there. Or cockroaches. Hmm. Maybe we should cue up some cheezy 50's horror movie ideas and turn them into a comedy...

heheh, awesome

A 50's themed horror comedy would be pretty fun, and I'd like to help contribute (I got some ideas) but we probably ought to move this to TG so as not to disrupt the thread

[Voxija]

I may or may not post. Sorry about that.

[Talchyon]

I may or may not post. Sorry about that.

Hey Vox. No problem. If and when you can, know that I enjoy your posts. IRL comes first.

[Barapam]

Will hopefully be able to post tomorrow or so.

[Blargleyarg]

Will hopefully be able to post tomorrow or so.

Cool, see you then!

[Province of Cossack]

Will hopefully be able to post tomorrow or so.

Nice, looking forward too it!

[Blargleyarg]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

[Deblar]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

I like the second one with levels of masochism high enough to make GrayStillPlays look like a wimp

[Blargleyarg]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

I like the second one with levels of masochism high enough to make GrayStillPlays look like a wimp

Heheh, yeah, that was pretty much the plan! His interests include punching drywall, crying in the shower, jumping off bridges and smashing empty soda cans with his face (but not necessarily in that order).

[Barapam]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

Perhaps the cyborg once worked as The Stig for Top Gear but was fired for driving too recklessly?

[Caliland]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

Perhaps the cyborg once worked as The Stig for Top Gear but was fired for driving too recklessly?

The Stig, that's cool, a deadpan thrill junkie working in a place full of crazy robots, and exploding scientists.

[Blargleyarg]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

Perhaps the cyborg once worked as The Stig for Top Gear but was fired for driving too recklessly?

Yeah, that'd a good bit to add in the bio
maybe something about violating Pinnacle's safety guidelines, too...

[Barapam]

Perhaps the cyborg once worked as The Stig for Top Gear but was fired for driving too recklessly?

Yeah, that'd a good bit to add in the bio
maybe something about violating Pinnacle's safety guidelines, too...

Not to mention also breaking Paragon's few and very allowing safety guidelines, but still getting away with it.

[Talchyon]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

I like the cyborg stunt driver too. Make it so. Would love to meet him.

[Blargleyarg]

Thinking about making another character or two.

Danny McCallum, slightly neurotic gofer and inept eco-terrorist who was really hoping to have a cushier spot in the cell.
Robert Tornell, aka Bombastic Bobby B, a near-invulnerable cyborg stunt driver and test dummy who's only joy is the rush from near-death experiences.

Thoughts?

I like the cyborg stunt driver too. Make it so. Would love to meet him.

So shall it be! Working on the app atm, will post it sometime tonight or tomorrow

[Blargleyarg]

Haven't gotten around to it, been busy with IRL stuff
will post within a few days or so

[Talchyon]

Been busy IRL too. Same this week. I'll try to post sometime.

[Province of Cossack]

Been busy IRL too. Same this week. I'll try to post sometime.

Sure, I think I’ll do Cyrus’s reaction after your post, because all he is going to do is scoff at KIM.

[Window Land]

I finally got a post up, sorry it took so long, it's been a busy few weeks.

[Blargleyarg]

I finally got a post up, sorry it took so long, it's been a busy few weeks.

I'm glad you got around to it. ^-^

[Talchyon]

I finally got a post up, sorry it took so long, it's been a busy few weeks.

Same here. Busier than expected. I'm just tired now and ready to relax. But that won't come until maybe Friday.

[Caliland]

Sorry it took me a while to post, but I think my post makes up for it. Will post again today.

[Westmonkwick]

Character App (PLEASE DELETE EVERYTHING IN PARENTHESIS)

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Name: Charlie Vaughan

Age: 19-20

Species: pure human

Sex:
Male

Personality: Loutish, brash, idle, frequently intoxicated, cowardly, dishonest, bigoted.
He does have some affection for his pet dog and his mother, however.

Skills/Powers:
Extremely skilled at being a thief, okay at fighting.

Weaknesses:
Below average programmer

Occupation: programmer

Bio:
Born in the slums, and a pickpocket in his childhood, he saw working as a robot programmer as his way out,
as he refused to work for the Auxiliaries, unlike other crooks, due to his hatred of the authorities that ultimately back them.

Why Are They Here?: not very good at being a programmer, lazy.

Character Goal: physical comforts, intoxication and being “cool”.

Equipment, Weapons, and Vehicles: a laser shank

Likes and Dislikes:
Likes:
women
men
alcohol
Sci-fi drugs
“Fighting” easy targets
stealing
Watching TV
Dislikes:
Working
Obeying the law
Centrist politics (he’s a Nazbol)

Other: