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by Dentali » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:55 am
by The Sarangtus Lands » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:59 am
by Dentali » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:02 am
The Sarangtus Lands wrote:Dentali wrote:
"With all due respect I think 100,000 is going to be the absolute cap on this... I don't think a Democratic Trifecta could get more than 120,000 people through."
"200,000? Remember, Mr. President, that every number that we lower it to, every number that we reduce it...That is a soul left behind to suffer in the clutches of tyranny. And also remember that whatever number we decide will be whittled down by the conservative sections of both our parties."
by The Sarangtus Lands » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:23 am
Dentali wrote:The Sarangtus Lands wrote:"200,000? Remember, Mr. President, that every number that we lower it to, every number that we reduce it...That is a soul left behind to suffer in the clutches of tyranny. And also remember that whatever number we decide will be whittled down by the conservative sections of both our parties."
"Congressman make no mistake, I am a Conservative and I don't believe this is up to me unilaterally at all. I'm telling you now that if we hit 100,000 people thats a win, any more is impossible in the current climate."
by Lavan Tiri » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:54 am
Dentali wrote:Lavan Tiri wrote:
Max hummed an old tune under his breath, staring out the window. After a long moment, he spoke.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the number, but one and half and change is workable. I'm sure I can appeal to Rogers, maybe even Vichter, to see what we can and can't trade. I'd like to try to get it down to one and a half. But I'm impressed with what you've talked them.down to."
He fixed Nate with a gimlet look. "And I'm sure the American people will be, too. Don't do what Baharia did--take a victory lap. We need you in Wisconsin, before and after this bill passes, touting it. You wrestled the Democrats down to the number you wanted. You're helping people. You need to get out front of this and claim victory before Hertzog does, otherwise we've lost a battle of public opinion."
"I've no major objections to the act," Max continued, running a hand across his leathery chin, "but I'll still meet with Hertzog and Volker"--here he grimaced slightly, as though biting into an apple and finding a grenade--"to hash out specifics, especially with regard to rural spending and County grants. Otherwise, Mr. President, it looks as though you've handled all the wrangling. Is there anything else we need to discuss at the moment? Afghanistan?"
"Senator in my estimation the bill is finished, I have majority support in the house and a deal with the Senate Minority Leader. Frankly if its not offensive then I would rather not try and mess around with it any more... I would ask you just focus on getting it through the Senate as quickly as possible."
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Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.
The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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by Dentali » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:14 am
The Sarangtus Lands wrote:Dentali wrote:
"Congressman make no mistake, I am a Conservative and I don't believe this is up to me unilaterally at all. I'm telling you now that if we hit 100,000 people thats a win, any more is impossible in the current climate."
"This isn't up to you unilaterally, but the truth of it is that the discourse will be controlled by the number we agree on here. How about 175,000?"
by The Sarangtus Lands » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:18 am
Dentali wrote:The Sarangtus Lands wrote:"This isn't up to you unilaterally, but the truth of it is that the discourse will be controlled by the number we agree on here. How about 175,000?"
"Congressman I apologize this isn't a negotiation i'm telling you the potential ceiling. As for the discourse... and I mean this with all due respect... you don't have that kind of pull."
by Dentali » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:19 am
Lavan Tiri wrote:Dentali wrote:
"Senator in my estimation the bill is finished, I have majority support in the house and a deal with the Senate Minority Leader. Frankly if its not offensive then I would rather not try and mess around with it any more... I would ask you just focus on getting it through the Senate as quickly as possible."
Max nodded once, slowly.
"Mister President, do you know what Arnold Wolf's greatest strength was, when it came to negotiating with the Senate Republican Conference?"
Without waiting for an answer he plowed on. "He commanded incredible loyalty among our voter base. A word from Arnold Wolf could change the direction of a GOP primary in the majority of states. Even those who disagreed were generally content to go along to get along--because otherwise they'd be out of a job."
Max paused to cough violently. He then sighed and wiped his lips with his sleeve before continuing. "You are not Arnold Wolf. You do not have that kind of grip over the base. You cannot potentially end a Senators career with a tweet. And you certainly cannot end mine. I respect you, I like you, and I think you were the best choice for our nation and our party. I aim to be the best partner and help I can in governance. But let me be clear: you do not command me. I will decide when my negotiations with my colleagues are done."
Max hauled himself to his feet and shuffled to the door, groaning as his knee twinged. "Have a lovely day, Mr. President. I expect I'll be seeing you later to discuss Afghanistan."
And then the old man took his leave.
by Newne Carriebean7 » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:33 am
DURANT TO VOTE NO TO RELIEF, IS SHE HEARTLESS?
(Chip LeMay):"Congresswoman Maxine Durant to vote no on relief. While her office hasn't laid out anything concrete, they did release a statement saying he would vote against relief. With me is Former Fire-fighter Harriot James, who ran against Maxine Durant in the republican primary when she first ran for congress in 2014. With the House as closely divided as it is, James, do you think this act of party disloyalty should be tolerated?
(Harriot James): "No I don't Chip n' here's why. When I was a fire-fighter, we followed a book to the T most o' the time, but not all the time. What we need inna congress are team-players, not Republicans in Name Only. Yes, I said RINO. A real Republican would do the smart thing and get relief to the American People."
(LeMay): "So, we know that Durant is a controversial figure. There are some on the left that are calling for her resignation from Congress, saying she's out of touch with her constituents. In fact, in her letter, and we've got the letter right here, she's said: 'leeches on society must be scraped off if the body is to heal'. She's calling those people that are struggling in this economic crisis right now 'leeches'. Families all over this country? Well to her, they're "leeches"! Your response?"
(James): "Absolutely abhorrent. You know, it's sad to see just how much of a Washington insider she's become. Durant doesn't hang around her office, she's hardly meeting with her constituents. The only time I can actively get a hold of her house office is when she's in Cedar Grove. The only time she hires some warm body instead of an answering machine was last year, when she was up for re-election!
All politicians care about in Washington seem to be their next election, even if they don't have a damn thing to show for it! You know, it's sad. I thought, when I first met her, she was a smart, gun tottin' liberal hatin' feller. Now I know she's been transformed into an insider on the beltway. She's out of touch and the people of Mississippi are going to start figuring that out sooner than later. Come November of 2022, the only person filing unemployment will be Maxine Durant."
Krugeristan wrote:This is Carrie you're referring to. I'm not going to expect him to do something sane anytime soon. He can take something as simple as a sandwich, and make me never look at sandwiches with a straight face ever again.
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by Lavan Tiri » Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:33 am
Dentali wrote:Lavan Tiri wrote:
Max nodded once, slowly.
"Mister President, do you know what Arnold Wolf's greatest strength was, when it came to negotiating with the Senate Republican Conference?"
Without waiting for an answer he plowed on. "He commanded incredible loyalty among our voter base. A word from Arnold Wolf could change the direction of a GOP primary in the majority of states. Even those who disagreed were generally content to go along to get along--because otherwise they'd be out of a job."
Max paused to cough violently. He then sighed and wiped his lips with his sleeve before continuing. "You are not Arnold Wolf. You do not have that kind of grip over the base. You cannot potentially end a Senators career with a tweet. And you certainly cannot end mine. I respect you, I like you, and I think you were the best choice for our nation and our party. I aim to be the best partner and help I can in governance. But let me be clear: you do not command me. I will decide when my negotiations with my colleagues are done."
Max hauled himself to his feet and shuffled to the door, groaning as his knee twinged. "Have a lovely day, Mr. President. I expect I'll be seeing you later to discuss Afghanistan."
And then the old man took his leave.
"Senator? You haven't indicated any issues with the bill, I have every intention on letting you take the lead here. I just wanted to know what negotiations you still felt needed to be done so we are on the same page and can be actual partners and not just talking past one another." Richardson stood along with him "With all due respect before you leave let me impress that I did not seek to order you around at all, it has never been and will never be my intention."
"What I wanted more than anything is clarification on what more you believe needs to be done to accomplish the passage of the legislation when the leadership of both parties have agreed on it?"
Big Jim P wrote:I like the way you think.
Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.
The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I'm not sure whether to laugh because thIs is the best satire I've ever seen or be very very afraid because someone actually thinks all this so.... have a cookie?
John Holland wrote: John Holland
by Dentali » Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:04 am
Lavan Tiri wrote:Dentali wrote:
"Senator? You haven't indicated any issues with the bill, I have every intention on letting you take the lead here. I just wanted to know what negotiations you still felt needed to be done so we are on the same page and can be actual partners and not just talking past one another." Richardson stood along with him "With all due respect before you leave let me impress that I did not seek to order you around at all, it has never been and will never be my intention."
"What I wanted more than anything is clarification on what more you believe needs to be done to accomplish the passage of the legislation when the leadership of both parties have agreed on it?"
Max stopped and faced Richardson again, sweeping him with a narrow gaze. He folds like a wet paper towel as soon as he's stood up to.
Then, the old man sighed and leaned against the wall, smacking his lips.
"Well," he said, "I'd like to see more money being shifted to rural broadband, grants to county government--especially in rural counties--and subsidies for industries hit hardest by this crisis. Maybe some pork for National Parks. But I'm going to try and get Hertzog down to one and a half myself. Then I've gotta make sure the one hundred assholes in the Senate can wait to get their pound of flesh so we can get this bill out fast. In terms of...raw data, we've got the votes to pass the bill. But it's my job to ensure nobody gets a bee in their urethra and tries to get attention on C-SPAN by acting a fool."
by Greater Arab State » Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:29 am
Dentali wrote:Kargintinia wrote:
“No Mr. President, that is most certainly not what I meant. I am simply saying that it is in Xi Jinping’s interest to see the Taliban in Kabul, giving him free access to exploit the nation of Afghanistan. I have no desire to see the United States plundering Afghanistan the way China has been doing through their Belt and Road initiative, which Afghanistan under the Taliban would certainly be a target of.”
"Congressman I don't want that, of course I don't but if the only option is keeping thousands of Americans in harms way and spending hundreds of billions in a war the American people don't want... Thats no reason to stay."
by Dentali » Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:53 am
Greater Arab State wrote:Dentali wrote:
"Congressman I don't want that, of course I don't but if the only option is keeping thousands of Americans in harms way and spending hundreds of billions in a war the American people don't want... Thats no reason to stay."
Sensing some tension in the room between his Whip and the President. Thomas decided to take the opportunity to intervene.
“I understand your concerns, Mr President. And in fact I agree on the need to withdraw and end the policy of nation building that we’ve seen for almost two decades or so.” Thomas paused briefly before continuing.
“However, we could consider delaying the withdrawal past August 31st. Maybe even to the start of November? That way we would be able to withdraw when the fighting season, generally when the Taliban is more likely to undertake offensive action, therefore allowing us to continue to avoid casualties and perhaps buying the Afghan government time in which it can prepare to hold out against them in the future.”
“To that end, I also have a plan which we could use in order to ensure the collapse of the Afghan government is delayed for as long as possible. This plan would involve you advising President Ghani that rather than having Afghan security forces focus on maintaining isolated checkpoints in rural areas where they are at heavy risk of being overrun, they concentrate forces in the cities during the fighting season, thus allowing them to hold the most significant areas of Afghanistan whilst avoiding an overextension of the ANA’s forces. Once the fighting season ends however, the Afghan government would then be able to send the ANA and other security forces back into the countryside to reassert the government’s authority as well as engaging in counter-insurgency strategies when the Taliban is at its weakest point in the year.”
by Alozia » Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:55 am
(Ironic; me when I see Gord)Gordano and Lysandus wrote:I swear you are the LOTF Mariah sometimes
Peoples shara wrote: "Die nasty!!111"
by Yaruqo » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:02 pm
by Gordano and Lysandus » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:29 am
Carrie Simone
@SpeakerSimone
simone.house.gov | New York, NY
A large scale stimulus response is necessary from the federal government to see off not just the deterioration of the economic situation, but lay groundwork for growth and improvement. Failure to deliver on that would not just be negligent, but practically sabotage. - (1/2)
- Think of it like a cavity in a tooth. If you don't get the treatment when it's just a cavity, you're going to risk losing the tooth. If Republicans in Congress prevent us from furthering a growth agenda, they will be tanking our economy for selfish and trivial ends. (2/2)
by Greater Arab State » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:22 am
To: Congresswoman Maxine Durant (R-MS-3)
From: Speaker of the House Thomas Volker (R-MO-8)
Congresswoman,
Your attendance is required in my office at the earliest opportunity. Failure to do so will result in severe consequences.
by Alozia » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:47 am
(Ironic; me when I see Gord)Gordano and Lysandus wrote:I swear you are the LOTF Mariah sometimes
Peoples shara wrote: "Die nasty!!111"
by Lavan Tiri » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:52 am
Big Jim P wrote:I like the way you think.
Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.
The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I'm not sure whether to laugh because thIs is the best satire I've ever seen or be very very afraid because someone actually thinks all this so.... have a cookie?
John Holland wrote: John Holland
by Gordano and Lysandus » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:56 am
Lavan Tiri wrote:Max O'Halloran
Sometime after his meeting with Richardson, the Senate Minority Leader shuffled his way down to Gene Obradovich's office, knocked on the door, and waited.
by Gordano and Lysandus » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:02 pm
by Alozia » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:05 pm
(Ironic; me when I see Gord)Gordano and Lysandus wrote:I swear you are the LOTF Mariah sometimes
Peoples shara wrote: "Die nasty!!111"
by Gordano and Lysandus » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:10 pm
Gene Obradovic
@SenatorObradovic
obradovic.senate.gov | Chicago, IL
The grotesque spectacle of rank-and-file House Republicans standing against their own party's relief bill, the most fundamental aid even before agreed reforms to the legislation between President Richardson and Leader Hertzog are factored in - (1/3)
- is shocking, but not surprising. If Speaker Volker and the Republican House are incapable of passing the aid package, then Democrats in the Senate may surely have to do the job for them to get this ball rolling. We don't have time for - (2/3)
- childish games. Americans need aid, and they needed it yesterday. If President Richardson is unable to make good on his bipartisan promises, then that will ring a dire note for cooperation for the length of this Congress. (3/3)
by The Sarangtus Lands » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:16 pm
by Yaruqo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:21 pm
Rep. Oliver Miller
@RepMillerKS
miller.house.gov | Overland Park, KS
It is truly shameful that a sitting Member of Congress would view her & our constituents so poorly as to deem them worthy of no more than $14/week. Millions of Americans are struggling, from NY & CA to KS and MS, and if this is what the House GOP… (1/2)
…has in mind for a recovery that leaves no American behind, then perhaps they should make way for Democratic efforts to tackle this recession and recovery with the gravity and seriousness that they *and* our constituents deserve. (2/2)
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