Among Us RP: IC

[Atrilan]

Joe's brain jammed up for a bit (likely due to a room change) 'Hey a men hows the thing-you got fixed and the air o2. Im sorry- the uhm the y'know the oxa breathalyser uhm cannister program with the wrench we used to go in at. Im sorry - the uh- I forgot'

Joe sighed 'why he sus?'

"I've already explained my reasoning, I, Xi, and Big Robert are voting to eject him," Stewart said, "This is an important vote that will save millions from tyrannical rule and finally give American lobbyists the oil war they deserve. Please, don't do it for me, do it for them."

只要我在委内瑞拉的投资保持安全，大家在几年内不理会东亚，我就觉得马杜罗很可疑，我们应该把他扔出去。

[Fossia]

"I've already explained my reasoning, I, Xi, and Big Robert are voting to eject him," Stewart said, "This is an important vote that will save millions from tyrannical rule and finally give American lobbyists the oil war they deserve. Please, don't do it for me, do it for them."

只要我在委内瑞拉的投资保持安全，大家在几年内不理会东亚，我就觉得马杜罗很可疑，我们应该把他扔出去。

"The Indian brings up a good point." said Big Robert

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe's brain jammed up for a bit (likely due to a room change) 'Hey a men hows the thing-you got fixed and the air o2. Im sorry- the uhm the y'know the oxa breathalyser uhm cannister program with the wrench we used to go in at. Im sorry - the uh- I forgot'

Joe sighed 'why he sus?'

"I've already explained my reasoning, I, Xi, and Big Robert are voting to eject him," Stewart said, "This is an important vote that will save millions from tyrannical rule and finally give American lobbyists the oil war they deserve. Please, don't do it for me, do it for them."

Joe nearly unzipped his body suit, briefly showing long strands of white hair behind five-hundred year old wrinkled skin - realising that he wasn't in privacy, he slyly zipped back up.

"look - listen. Im looking forward to his man- man - well its up to them to decide. we can't rebilt our ecenomy and masturbate this crime ate crystlers. look. we need to work with venuzvelians as adversaries rather than friends. there's worth things that deal with Venezuela tough on, there are far more adorable and reliable solutions. What do you say Stewie?" Joe winked behind his non-transparent suit visor, understanding that Stewart was well versed in Neo-Liberal language

[West Balkan Union]

When the imposter is sus!

[The Palmetto]

"I've already explained my reasoning, I, Xi, and Big Robert are voting to eject him," Stewart said, "This is an important vote that will save millions from tyrannical rule and finally give American lobbyists the oil war they deserve. Please, don't do it for me, do it for them."

Joe nearly unzipped his body suit, briefly showing long strands of white hair behind five-hundred year old wrinkled skin - realising that he wasn't in privacy, he slyly zipped back up.

"look - listen. Im looking forward to his man- man - well its up to them to decide. we can't rebilt our ecenomy and masturbate this crime ate crystlers. look. we need to work with venuzvelians as adversaries rather than friends. there's worth things that deal with Venezuela tough on, there are far more adorable and reliable solutions. What do you say Stewie?" Joe winked behind his non-transparent suit visor, understanding that Stewart was well versed in Neo-Liberal language

Though he remained calm on the outside, on the inside, Stewart was terrified. The concept of everything being ok because he's a blue dog was a farce he put on, he was a republican in disguise. He took a moment to compose himself, translating Biden's neo-liberal jargon, and confidently spoke.

"We need to use environmentally sustainable drones, and we can paint LGBT pride flags on their wings to show our support, and make the gay and trans people of Venezuela feel validated. If we put a latinx woman in charge of the drone operations, we can make sure the Venezuelans feel like our bombing campaign is inclusive."

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe nearly unzipped his body suit, briefly showing long strands of white hair behind five-hundred year old wrinkled skin - realising that he wasn't in privacy, he slyly zipped back up.

"look - listen. Im looking forward to his man- man - well its up to them to decide. we can't rebilt our ecenomy and masturbate this crime ate crystlers. look. we need to work with venuzvelians as adversaries rather than friends. there's worth things that deal with Venezuela tough on, there are far more adorable and reliable solutions. What do you say Stewie?" Joe winked behind his non-transparent suit visor, understanding that Stewart was well versed in Neo-Liberal language

Though he remained calm on the outside, on the inside, Stewart was terrified. The concept of everything being ok because he's a blue dog was a farce he put on, he was a republican in disguise. He took a moment to compose himself, translating Biden's neo-liberal jargon, and confidently spoke.

"We need to use environmentally sustainable drones, and we can paint LGBT pride flags on their wings to show our support, and make the gay and trans people of Venezuela feel validated. If we put a latinx woman in charge of the drone operations, we can make sure the Venezuelans feel like our bombing campaign is inclusive."

“Now you’re talkin” Joe put on his sunglasses “Now, just got a thing to ask you sonny stewie- there was a fella by the name Brandon kaiser who talked just like you. Texan. Name ring a bell?”

[The Palmetto]

"Hmm, the name's familiar, but I can't quite think of it," He said. He was growing more and more nervous, Kiser was an alias he used when impostering among another ship. But he kept his cool.

"Anyways, will you vote Maduro off or not? This is important."

[Da Klan]

"MADURO SUS"

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

VOTING BEGINS

[Atrilan]

"我投票说我们把马杜罗扔掉了"

[Da Klan]

"我投票说我们把马杜罗扔掉了"

"I agree!" Fortnite said

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

"我投票说我们把马杜罗扔掉了"

"Maduro is a dick tatour . I vote Maduro"

[Drew Durrnil]

"I vote Maduro."

[Voxija]

Foongus Amoongus pulled off her headphones, which played static, her favorite genre. "Wut? O wait were voting." Foongus thought. On one hand, Maduro had fought American Neo-Imperialism. On the other hand, everyone except for Foongus was probably an imposter.

"I vote Madman—I mean Maduro." Her voice heard, Foongus Amoongus went back to listening to static.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

MADURO HAS BEEN KICKED OFF, SACRIFICES HIMSELF

[Owlograd]

Maduro...... Perhaps there’s another imposter Among Us....

I have my suspicions

*Attempts to slink away stylishly*

Damn it. Never works.

*Throws smoke bomb before disappearing*

[Random Country 453632]

"well well well tasks here i come"
FUCK I HAVE 3 IN ELECTRICAL NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Voxija]

Foongus Amoongus went off to do tasks. The first one she had to do was to match the caption to the meme image. Foongus didn't know how that would help a spaceship to keep working, but she was a crewmate, and she did what she was told. Unlike all her other damn astronauts, which were probably all imposters in disguise, anyway.

Foongus had to be careful, or she would—eh, her fate would be terrible either way, because history. In a nutshell, Foongus was paranoid. Which meant she was probably the only one on this ship thinking straight.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe started following his new found neo-liberal friend Stewart

[Owlograd]

Strangely, Owl follows behind. Trying to conceal himself, but failing miserably.

[The Palmetto]

Joe started following his new found neo-liberal friend Stewart

Stewart was elated that Maduro had been ejected. He had won in Venezuela, no doubt bringing long-lasting prosperity and stability to Latin America, as America always had. After successfully ejecting him, Stewart began to walk towards comms to fake a task, but noticed Joe following him.

"So, Joe. What's a handsome old dog like you doing aboard the Skeld?" The blue dog asked.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe started following his new found neo-liberal friend Stewart

Stewart was elated that Maduro had been ejected. He had won in Venezuela, no doubt bringing long-lasting prosperity and stability to Latin America, as America always had. After successfully ejecting him, Stewart began to walk towards comms to fake a task, but noticed Joe following him.

"So, Joe. What's a handsome old dog like you doing aboard the Skeld?" The blue dog asked.

"Now my sis-wi-wife Jill told me that I can get that long-i mean- immortality out in space- now. The thing- sorry." He coughed.
"I can.. be immortal if I find some sort of spacejunk I've been told. Now- if I get space immortal I can get to go down do all sorts. I can get to work with robot segregationists in 2103, wouldn't the be swell sonny. Imagine- Now- thousands of years of the democratic caucus centrism. And in one billion years team- the universe cease to be because man just ate it up and used it for fuel for their porno holograms. Ain't that a kicking way to end it, the big neo-liberal heat death." He laughed. "swell way."

[Atrilan]

"我们之间"

[Katganistan]

Joe wobbles in fear from the 'head' wanter towards O2

You cut this out NOW.

[Katganistan]

Fortnite sighed and put a hand on Joe. "Hey you're a big guy. Why don't we uh blow some leaves you and me?"

STOP. NOW.