Land of The Free: American Political Roleplay (OOC V)

[Louisianan]

Hypolite created the term Indovirus BTW!!!!!!

[The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile]

Uhhh it's a bit uncalled for to say that Mrs. Clay attempted to solicit a male prostitute IMO.

[Louisianan]

Uhhh it's a bit uncalled for to say that Mrs. Clay attempted to solicit a male prostitute IMO.

It's an unfounded piece of gossip used to attract Linda, who just said she was a democrat. Also, he isn't an escort, he's simply a male stripper who may or may not have been asked to become a gigolo. It's all alleged.

[Lavan Tiri]

Could this date be the start of a very annoying but funny Rom Com? Who knows.....

I have many concerns.

So who would win the Presidential election if it were between your best Republican and best Democrat?

Long vs Dunbar would be weird because they have the exact same voter base but Long also attracts black voters.

Baines strikes again

I desire his death

[The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile]

Uhhh it's a bit uncalled for to say that Mrs. Clay attempted to solicit a male prostitute IMO.

It's an unfounded piece of gossip used to attract Linda, who just said she was a democrat. Also, he isn't an escort, he's simply a male stripper who may or may not have been asked to become a gigolo. It's all alleged.

Okay. Just seems oddly specific.

Then again, I don't frequently patronize gigolos, maybe they're really into senate races.

[The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile]

So who would win the Presidential election if it were between your best Republican and best Democrat?

Clay would thrash poor ol' Buster.

[Lavan Tiri]

It's an unfounded piece of gossip used to attract Linda, who just said she was a democrat. Also, he isn't an escort, he's simply a male stripper who may or may not have been asked to become a gigolo. It's all alleged.

Okay. Just seems oddly specific.

Then again, I don't frequently patronize gigolos, maybe they're really into senate races.

I'll ask my ex-boyfriend and find out (does it count as a gigolo if you don't get paid and you're in a relationship?)

So who would win the Presidential election if it were between your best Republican and best Democrat?

Clay would thrash poor ol' Buster.

Don't you dare slander Bunker like that

[Louisianan]

Okay. Just seems oddly specific.

Then again, I don't frequently patronize gigolos, maybe they're really into senate races.

I'll ask my ex-boyfriend and find out (does it count as a gigolo if you don't get paid and you're in a relationship?)

Clay would thrash poor ol' Buster.

Don't you dare slander Bunker like that

A gigolo is a young man paid or financially supported by an older woman to be her escort or lover.

[Lavan Tiri]

I'll ask my ex-boyfriend and find out (does it count as a gigolo if you don't get paid and you're in a relationship?)



Don't you dare slander Bunker like that

A gigolo is a young man paid or financially supported by an older woman to be her escort or lover.

I'm aware. I'm making a bad joke about my cheating ex/my best friend's cousin/my childhood best friend

[New Cobastheia]

A gigolo is a young man paid or financially supported by an older woman to be her escort or lover.

I'm aware. I'm making a bad joke about my cheating ex/my best friend's cousin/my childhood best friend

Well that sounds like a story in an of itself

[The Grand Duchy Of Nova Capile]

I have two more Pauer broadcasts which will most likely come out tomorrow and the day after.

Clay would thrash poor ol' Buster.

Don't you dare slander Bunker like that

The debates would be quite funny.

"U— U— Under my presidency, we would finally see equal rights for all minoriti—"

"Folks, my opponent here is gay. Ain't that right, Mr. Bunker?"

[Louisianan]

A gigolo is a young man paid or financially supported by an older woman to be her escort or lover.

I'm aware. I'm making a bad joke about my cheating ex/my best friend's cousin/my childhood best friend

I remember back in elementary school, a girl and I would ride the bus home together, I really liked her, she liked me at that point, she always said she never wanted to make anything official until high school, it would mean more that way, we promised eachother to wait until then. I waited and waited, in middle school, she began to date other people and I was blindsided and she acted like she never liked me in the first place. I don't really want to talk about what happened in High School, too sad for me. Long story short, I put her in my 'will', she gave me a promise ring, and I gave her a necklace, she threw away the necklace and I pawned the promise ring.

Edit: The reason i had a will in the first place was because I had fallen into the intracoastal canal and basically drowned, had I gotten to the hospital any later than I did, I could have died.

[Puertollano]

We need more terribly bad takes on the virus to make this roleplay realistic

[Puertollano]

I have two more Pauer broadcasts which will most likely come out tomorrow and the day after.

Don't you dare slander Bunker like that

The debates would be quite funny.

"U— U— Under my presidency, we would finally see equal rights for all minoriti—"

"Folks, my opponent here is gay. Ain't that right, Mr. Bunker?"

if you're Cramp, your opponent doesn't even had to be gay.

[Louisianan]

We need more terribly bad takes on the virus to make this roleplay realistic

I can't wait until this Prez election is over, especially if a Dem wins, Hypolite will try to convince Governor Holland to agree to secession.

Bad takes are what I live for man.

[Puertollano]

I want to know what you guys think about who won the Dem Debate

[Louisianan]

I want to know what you guys think about who won the Dem Debate

Levi, That watch checking ended Dayton in my opinion.

Plus, her pandering was about as obvious as Hillary Clinton trying to say she carries hot sauce in her purse.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

I recently redid a political compass test and remarkably my political views barely changed simce 4 years ago.

I think I moved a single unit left economcally and that is it

[Agarntrop]

CORONA

[Emazia]

Time for a bunch of unnecessary panic!

[Alozia]

Literally none of this is justified IC, in some cases it's contradictory to many characters' beliefs and philosophies.

Just because you have hindsight doesn't mean your characters do.

[Bruke]

Literally none of this is justified IC, in some cases it's contradictory to many characters' beliefs and philosophies.

Just because you have hindsight doesn't mean your characters do.

Uh.... what are you considering an overreaction? The calls for a travel ban, I suppose?

[Agarntrop]

Literally none of this is justified IC, in some cases it's contradictory to many characters' beliefs and philosophies.

Just because you have hindsight doesn't mean your characters do.

irl trump supported a travel ban

[Emazia]

Literally none of this is justified IC, in some cases it's contradictory to many characters' beliefs and philosophies.

Just because you have hindsight doesn't mean your characters do.

Porter is basically a political hypochrondiac, and I think I stated before in the meeting with Prendy that he wanted to shut down foreign travel into America as much as possible with any excuse he can for national security reasons.

Also tbf for all we know this could be something really minor and the real crisis is about how everyone panicked too much about the cold-like virus causing an economic crash.

And also also MERS - the strain of coronavirus between SARS 1 and SARS 2 - killed half of its victims. That is definitely cause for panic.

[Alozia]

Literally none of this is justified IC, in some cases it's contradictory to many characters' beliefs and philosophies.

Just because you have hindsight doesn't mean your characters do.

Porter is basically a political hypochrondiac, and I think I stated before in the meeting with Prendy that he wanted to shut down foreign travel into America as much as possible with any excuse he can for national security reasons.

Also tbf for all we know this could be something really minor and the real crisis is about how everyone panicked too much about the cold-like virus causing an economic crash.

And also also MERS - the strain of coronavirus between SARS 1 and SARS 2 - killed half of its victims. That is definitely cause for panic.

Fatality rate was around 35% and even then, less than a thousand people died because of it. Not sure how that would greatly alarm people, especially when we know that it didn't.