Land of The Free: American Political Roleplay (OOC V)

[Gordano and Lysandus]

In seriousness, I'm sorry for disappearing on everyone and any hurt I may have caused in the process. I had some serious, serious burnout, and it completely overwhelmed me, and I needed a hard reset. That meant just bleaching my brain out, and whilst I've been gone for a while, I hope things haven't suffered too much from my absence. I know I abdicated some responsibilities in that time, and for that, again, I apologise profoundly. I'm hoping to get back in, dragged kicking and screaming by my Australian spirit guide. I'm feeling much clearer headed now.

[New Cobastheia]

naughty children get the gavel for christmas

I can only imagine this as if it's like a Drag Race opening statment

[Sanabel]

In seriousness, I'm sorry for disappearing on everyone and any hurt I may have caused in the process. I had some serious, serious burnout, and it completely overwhelmed me, and I needed a hard reset. That meant just bleaching my brain out, and whilst I've been gone for a while, I hope things haven't suffered too much from my absence. I know I abdicated some responsibilities in that time, and for that, again, I apologise profoundly. I'm hoping to get back in, dragged kicking and screaming by my Australian spirit guide. I'm feeling much clearer headed now.

Welcome back

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

In seriousness, I'm sorry for disappearing on everyone and any hurt I may have caused in the process. I had some serious, serious burnout, and it completely overwhelmed me, and I needed a hard reset. That meant just bleaching my brain out, and whilst I've been gone for a while, I hope things haven't suffered too much from my absence. I know I abdicated some responsibilities in that time, and for that, again, I apologise profoundly. I'm hoping to get back in, dragged kicking and screaming by my Australian spirit guide. I'm feeling much clearer headed now.

I'm glad you are back.

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Y'all are gonna need to get Sarenium to sort out my Discord contacts again. Again, sorry for all the deletions, I just needed to stick myself in a sensory deprivation tank, metaphorically speaking.

And WHO BROKE MY CAUCUS

[Sarenium]

In seriousness, I'm sorry for disappearing on everyone and any hurt I may have caused in the process. I had some serious, serious burnout, and it completely overwhelmed me, and I needed a hard reset. That meant just bleaching my brain out, and whilst I've been gone for a while, I hope things haven't suffered too much from my absence. I know I abdicated some responsibilities in that time, and for that, again, I apologise profoundly. I'm hoping to get back in, dragged kicking and screaming by my Australian spirit guide. I'm feeling much clearer headed now.

this is my official admin title: spirit guide

[Kargintina the Third]

In seriousness, I'm sorry for disappearing on everyone and any hurt I may have caused in the process. I had some serious, serious burnout, and it completely overwhelmed me, and I needed a hard reset. That meant just bleaching my brain out, and whilst I've been gone for a while, I hope things haven't suffered too much from my absence. I know I abdicated some responsibilities in that time, and for that, again, I apologise profoundly. I'm hoping to get back in, dragged kicking and screaming by my Australian spirit guide. I'm feeling much clearer headed now.

Welcome back

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Y'all are gonna need to get Sarenium to sort out my Discord contacts again. Again, sorry for all the deletions, I just needed to stick myself in a sensory deprivation tank, metaphorically speaking.

And WHO BROKE MY CAUCUS

WHO BROKE THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Y'all are gonna need to get Sarenium to sort out my Discord contacts again. Again, sorry for all the deletions, I just needed to stick myself in a sensory deprivation tank, metaphorically speaking.

And WHO BROKE MY CAUCUS

WHO BROKE THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS

I want to say Dayton but I can't blame everything on her.

[Sanabel]

Y'all are gonna need to get Sarenium to sort out my Discord contacts again. Again, sorry for all the deletions, I just needed to stick myself in a sensory deprivation tank, metaphorically speaking.

And WHO BROKE MY CAUCUS

I don’t know, I only just recently returned also

[New Cobastheia]

Y'all are gonna need to get Sarenium to sort out my Discord contacts again. Again, sorry for all the deletions, I just needed to stick myself in a sensory deprivation tank, metaphorically speaking.

And WHO BROKE MY CAUCUS

WHO BROKE THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS

How we broken though?

[Louisianan]

In seriousness, I'm sorry for disappearing on everyone and any hurt I may have caused in the process. I had some serious, serious burnout, and it completely overwhelmed me, and I needed a hard reset. That meant just bleaching my brain out, and whilst I've been gone for a while, I hope things haven't suffered too much from my absence. I know I abdicated some responsibilities in that time, and for that, again, I apologise profoundly. I'm hoping to get back in, dragged kicking and screaming by my Australian spirit guide. I'm feeling much clearer headed now.

Linda welcomes you with open arms.

[Gordano and Lysandus]

WHO BROKE THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS

How we broken though?

I've been hearing about Twitter spats and strange amendments.

[Kargintina the Third]

How we broken though?

I've been hearing about Twitter spats and strange amendments.

Simone needs to meet Arthur Franklin

[Puertollano]

GORD

Without checking the IC, guess who won the Republican and Democratic primaries in Iowa and New Hampshire.

[Sarenium]

WHO BROKE THE HOUSE DEMOCRATS

I want to say Dayton but I can't blame everything on her.

Jillian Dayton did 9/11.

[Sarenium]

GORD

Without checking the IC, guess who won the Republican and Democratic primaries in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Not you thinking he wouldn't check the IC to make sure he wanted to return before returning

[Gordano and Lysandus]

GORD

Without checking the IC, guess who won the Republican and Democratic primaries in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Murphy - Iowa (D)
Dayton - New Hampshire (D)
Richardson - Both (R)

[New Cobastheia]

How we broken though?

I've been hearing about Twitter spats and strange amendments.

Oh now those are some stories,

So basically, Nez finally got the Reapportionment Bill up (It passed the House btw), but in an attempt to kill the bill Walker tried passed an amendment that many of our characters interpreted as something that would kill the Post Office. In response, a Progressive motioned to introduce an amendment that would of made Washington, Montana, and the Dakota's territories. First motion failed, the second one was out of order. Probably a relatively fun read in the Congress thread.

[New Cobastheia]

I've been hearing about Twitter spats and strange amendments.

Oh now those are some stories,

So basically, Nez finally got the Reapportionment Bill up (It passed the House btw), but in an attempt to kill the bill Walker tried passed an amendment that many of our characters interpreted as something that would kill the Post Office. In response, a Progressive motioned to introduce an amendment that would of made Washington, Montana, and the Dakota's territories. First motion failed, the second one was out of order. Probably a relatively fun read in the Congress thread.

As for the twitter spat, I don't remember that one as much, but a Dem Rep didn't know when to quit an argument and it was not looking good, Crawford told him to stop two times and the Rep didn't listen, Nez DMed him and that got him to stop, turned out the Rep has a sensory disorder (I don't remember was the disorder is called)

[Puertollano]

GORD

Without checking the IC, guess who won the Republican and Democratic primaries in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Murphy - Iowa (D)
Dayton - New Hampshire (D)
Richardson - Both (R)

Nice, did you cheat?

[Louisianan]

How we broken though?

I've been hearing about Twitter spats and strange amendments.

Hypolite from La went on a Confederacy rant, then went on a 'kiss my ass' rant on Colbert, which was good on Hypo's part.

New character from me, Linda Lazare is fairly kind when it comes to twitter.

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Murphy - Iowa (D)
Dayton - New Hampshire (D)
Richardson - Both (R)

Nice, did you cheat?

I knew the Democratic results. I interpreted the Republican results because Richardson saturated Iowa and NH is too liberal for Porter.

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

I've been hearing about Twitter spats and strange amendments.

Oh now those are some stories,

So basically, Nez finally got the Reapportionment Bill up (It passed the House btw), but in an attempt to kill the bill Walker tried passed an amendment that many of our characters interpreted as something that would kill the Post Office. In response, a Progressive motioned to introduce an amendment that would of made Washington, Montana, and the Dakota's territories. First motion failed, the second one was out of order. Probably a relatively fun read in the Congress thread.

His name is Mac

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Oh now those are some stories,

So basically, Nez finally got the Reapportionment Bill up (It passed the House btw), but in an attempt to kill the bill Walker tried passed an amendment that many of our characters interpreted as something that would kill the Post Office. In response, a Progressive motioned to introduce an amendment that would of made Washington, Montana, and the Dakota's territories. First motion failed, the second one was out of order. Probably a relatively fun read in the Congress thread.

His name is Mac

Right, so I need to hit Faulhaber with the gavel. Who else?