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by Danceria » Tue Aug 25, 2020 10:15 am
by Zjaum » Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:34 pm
by Talchyon » Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:55 pm
Zjaum wrote:Welcome to Talchyon's mid-life crisis!
I'm back, hopefully to stay. Spent a full week out of the state. I'll pull up a few apps.
Confound it all and tarnation, I had a couple good superhero apps at that!
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Kallidrus » Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:24 pm
GRAND THEFT HORSE application
by Zjaum » Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:42 pm
GRAND THEFT HORSE application
by Talchyon » Tue Aug 25, 2020 9:09 pm
Kallidrus wrote:GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Melvin Conrad
-snip-
RP sample:your. fucking. mom.
Leave here: Hang'em^^I made it big because fuck you
Work In Progress, probably finished by tomorrow.
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by American Pere Housh » Tue Aug 25, 2020 11:17 pm
Zjaum wrote:GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Donald Coy-ote
Job: Rancher
Age: 40
Sex: Male
Appearance:(Image)
Skills: He can herd cattle rather well. He's well-read, and he can joust.
Stuff: A very thin flagpole refit to be a lance, the flag for said flagpole refit to be a cape, a workhorse refit to be a warhorse, a mining pan refit to be a buckler, a farmhand refit to be a squire (hey, anything to get off work).
Goals: Reclaim Texas for the rightful owners!... What? No, not Mexico. ESPAÑA! And something something give the Pueblo natives fair shake and such...
Bio: Donald was born to two fiercely frontier American parents. They moved in from far away, settled in remote areas, and so raised no attention when they died in a freak windmill accident. The only one who knew, in fact, was their maidservant Ximena, who took the opportunity to take over the small plot of land and the frontiersmen's only child, named simply "Donald." Ximena fabricated a background that would legitimize her claim without arousing suspicion, notably that she was handed the territory personally by the king of Spain (which, at the time she claimed, was occupied by the French).
Growing up, Donald was equally as disgusted with the Americans encroaching on his property as he was with Santa Anna's Mexican thugs ransacking his small ranch whenever they passed by. Because Ximena had, as she put it, a personal relationship with the royal family, Donald loved to hear the stories of the king and queen, especially of the beautiful princess (sidenote: there was no Spanish princess during his childhood). He promised Ximena that he would reinstate royal authority over Texas. Ximena was a little nervous but, thinking Donald incapable of the task, went along with it.
The final straw came when Texas militia and Mexican soldiers had a scuffle outside his ranch. They broke down the wall surrounding Donald's pasture, freeing its cattle, which would never return. Donald swore that he would make Mexico and the United States pay for his wall, assembling what little he had left into a knight's armor and embarking on a Reconquista!
RP sample: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=485998&p=37250910&hilit=werakoya#p37250910.
Leave here: Hang'em
by Voxija » Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:32 am
GRAND THEFT HORSE application
by Stollberg-Stolberg » Thu Aug 27, 2020 12:38 pm
by Pax Nerdvana » Thu Aug 27, 2020 2:06 pm
by Talchyon » Thu Aug 27, 2020 4:03 pm
Voxija wrote:I have a new, hopefully ludicrous, idea for a character.GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Doc Festy
-snip-
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Castelia » Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:44 am
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Aug 29, 2020 12:15 pm
Castelia wrote:Finally managed a post! Yay!
Oh no, now we have a big scary man wearing a mask approaching the caravan! How will the others react?!
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by American Pere Housh » Sat Aug 29, 2020 4:45 pm
Castelia wrote:Finally managed a post! Yay!
Oh no, now we have a big scary man wearing a mask approaching the caravan! How will the others react?!
by Ameriganastan » Sat Aug 29, 2020 4:48 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Danceria » Sat Aug 29, 2020 5:06 pm
Castelia wrote:Finally managed a post! Yay!
Oh no, now we have a big scary man wearing a mask approaching the caravan! How will the others react?!
by Stollberg-Stolberg » Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:06 pm
Castelia wrote:Finally managed a post! Yay!
Oh no, now we have a big scary man wearing a mask approaching the caravan! How will the others react?!
by Solarampa » Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:06 am
GRAND THEFT HORSE application
by Danubian Peoples » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:47 am
by Talchyon » Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:42 pm
Stollberg-Stolberg wrote:Castelia wrote:Finally managed a post! Yay!
Oh no, now we have a big scary man wearing a mask approaching the caravan! How will the others react?!
With lots of Satire and a sprinkle of Apathy, making bad jokes goes a long way.
When this will fail I will pull my Pepperbox with 21 Barrels [Do not fret in the early 1850´s an Belgian Gunmaker made one with 24 barrels and it looked like this].
Danubian Peoples wrote:Hey, still here Talc, I think. Stuff has been getting quite complicated on my end as of late, so, apologies for my absence during these days. I'll try to get back into the RP in a somewhat timely manner.
Solarampa wrote:GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: (Unknown) Nickname is the Arizona Ranger
-snip-
Stuff: He doesn't carry much only his Big Iron, 200 U.S dollars, a canteen, has a horse so he keeps his food in there.
-snip-
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by American Pere Housh » Sun Aug 30, 2020 5:10 pm
Solarampa wrote:GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: (Unknown) Nickname is the Arizona Ranger
Job: Cowboy/ Bandit Killer
Age: Unknown. Looks to be aroud lare 30's/early40's
Sex: Male
Appearance: (Images preferred, but descriptions are welcome too)([url=(YOUR%20URL%20LINK%20HERE)]Image[/url])
Face is semi sqaured with no emotion in his eyes. He is around 6'1 feet tall and shoe size is a 14. No freckles, blemishes, or scars on his face .His weapon is a Colt 1851 Navy Revolver. He has a small limp on his right leg, but it doesn't affect him that much. He really is a normal looking oerson with no outstanding qualities. The only thing that akes him different is his all black clothing. He calls his Colt 1851 Navy Revolver a Big Iron
Skills: Amazing with a revolver. Extremely acrruate with the Big Iron on his hip. Smart, fast, strong. Pretty good on a horse
Stuff: He doesn't carry much only his Big Iron, 200 U.S dollars, a canteen, has a horse so he keeps his food in there.
Goals: Earn some money so he can get someone to repair his Big Iron, kill as many bandits as possible, and to make a decent reputation about himself so bandits can fear him.
Bio: The Arizona Ranger's history has been shrouded in mystery. People only know that he took down the infamous bandit Texas Red and that nobody has survived a shoot-out against him. Nobdy knows of his parent and if he has any siblings. He is a man of mystery and will probably always be> (Sorry that it isn't one paragraph he is a man of mystery so yeah.)
RP sample: [url](YOUR LINK HERE)[/url]. I remember the day Texas Red finally fell. A town gripped under bandit rule and no hope for survival. That's until i came along. It was eerily silent with the patrons at the bar eating and drinking quietly. I slid over to some man nervously looking over his shoulder as if something was going to snatch him and take him away from everything he loved. I asked him what was wrong and he told me a debt was due to the bandits. Some idiotic drunken bandit heard our conversation and said," Hey you, yeah you, don't give him money. You give me money, you are new around... here yeah $40 now." I told him no and he pulled out a revolver but with his drunkenness he shot his other bandit buddy in the face killing him. I would draw out my big iron and fire back killing him. I would give the money they had to the patrons and get directions to Texas Red's Hideout.
When he reached the hideout he said he needed to speak to Texas Red the guards let him in and the Ranger challenged him to a duel. When it turned hugh-noon the shoot-out commenced and almost instantly Texas Red was dead. most of the bandits ran, but the few remaining tried to fight the Ranger and died. The town rejoiced as everyone celebrated with a few pints of Nashes Fancy High-Quality 20-year aged Apple Juice.
Leave here: Hang'em
by Castelia » Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:43 pm
Solarampa wrote:Hopefully someone will get the reference to my character.
by Stollberg-Stolberg » Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:57 am
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