Land of The Free: American Political Roleplay (OOC IV)

[New Cobastheia]

"Pro-Gun, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Gay"

"Socially Progressive"

I am confusion

He's progressing socially conservative values.

Honestly, I'm just so interested what this person would look like in app form

[Gordano and Lysandus]

This conversation is leaving more tied up in conflated logic than a WH coronavirus team member trying to avoid the sack.

[Sanabel]

Well, you may personally classify it as a swing state, but on every level except gubernatorial it is pretty solidly Republican in 2020.

Which I'd agree.

You just said you’d classify it as a swing state.

[HypErcApitAl]

Libertarians are all like: "muh capitalism my gun rights muh tea party" (or 2012 US politics essentially)

I'd classify her as Libertarian but a social Prog. Libertarian is the "libright" party/ currently the "wacky" Vermin Supreme-John McAfee party.

so she wouldn't like capitalism? or lower taxes? or generally defining libertarian traits?

I'm thinking of making her job "small business owner," so she'd have to like Capitalism. She just wouldn't stan it like Stossel or the other Libertarians.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

libertarianism is already right-wing

(it's a breakaway ideology of Liberalism, but more pro-Capitalist and even leaning towards AnCap)

Liberalism was both Socially and Economically Liberal (Laissez-faire) but then Liberalists and other liberal ideologies split off, and then you also have Classical Liberalism/Classicism/ClaLib.

Classicists get labeled Libertarian (by leftists/far-leftists that can't tell the difference, I think b/c it's a counter to righties and every other non-leftist ideology not being able to tell the difference between DemSoc, SocDem and Communist-Socialist.) by Leftists.

Classicists aren't stans/simps for McCorporation tho.

Are you Robespierre "power to the people" sort of Classical Liberal or the American sort of Classical Liberal with the whole inalienable rights thing.

[Bruke]

This conversation is leaving more tied up in conflated logic than a WH coronavirus team member trying to avoid the sack.

Thank you

[HypErcApitAl]

Which I'd agree.

You just said you’d classify it as a swing state.

It flips in-between red and blue, though rn it has Dem Gov; Rep populace.

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

wow, I was that before I got to college and got potty-trained.

You clearly haven’t read much theory, my friend. As is the age old foundational mantra: “give me diapers, or give me death”

My favorite piece of theory is from Hobbes' famous Sanitation, where he states "the war of bowels against bowels"

[HypErcApitAl]

Are you Robespierre "power to the people" sort of Classical Liberal or the American sort of Classical Liberal with the whole inalienable rights thing.

Breaking Bad.

You're a man-of-culture, I see.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

What a shitstorm

[Agarntrop]

Carrie's son is a lobbyist? Imagine my shock

[Sanabel]

You just said you’d classify it as a swing state.

It flips in-between red and blue, though rn it has Dem Gov; Rep populace.

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

What a shitstorm

Ah, I see you and San are big into the theory.

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Carrie's son is a lobbyist? Imagine my shock

They're estranged and her ex-husband (and thus Damian's father) is a New York businessman.

[New Cobastheia]

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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[Sanabel]

Cobast, have you been ignoring my TGs

Respond or I will ban you from RP

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Cobast, have you been ignoring my TGs

Respond or I will ban you from RP

Don't worry, they ignored me too for a while

[HypErcApitAl]

He's progressing socially conservative values.

Honestly, I'm just so interested what this person would look like in app form

[Agarntrop]

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That was me on 9/11

[HypErcApitAl]

I'm not good w/ height & weight (measurement and numbers aren't my strongsuit), so I'd say she's petite.

[Kargintina the Third]

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That was me on 9/11

You weren’t even alive who you fooling

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

What a shitstorm

Ah, I see you and San are big into the theory.

Indeed. I have read all PortaPottie Manuals through Vol.34 by Rosa Luxembowl, along with Farxt and Frederick Turdgels’ ‘Wet ones by accident’. As you can tell my bile theory is excellent, no turd revisionism here.

[Gordano and Lysandus]

That was me on 9/11

You weren’t even alive who you fooling

God damned Zoomers get off my fecking lawn

[Sanabel]

Anyone want to do GOP debate analysis