The American Dream (Alt-Hist|Sandbox|IC)

[HypErcApitAl]

Republicans with AR-15s and M60s would continue to fight, as Andrew Yang and American Partisans would amass a huge army to retake the nation step-by-step.

Cascadia is formed, and Hollywood is made the capitol. Ariana Grande is made the first President of Cascadia, and Andrew Yang is the Vice-President, though he actually controlled everything under the table and was just using the Pop star as a pretty face or eye-candy/distraction.

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Free, Independent and Beautiful Starry Republic of Cascadia (FIBSRC)

First thing Yang did was sign trade deals with Alaska, endorse private and charter schooling, ban Pepsi, make Lemonade the official drink, and make Las Vegas a Free City within Cascadia.

Elon Musk, Keanu Reeves and Richard Spencer were placed in his cabinet, and Taylor Swift was made the Head of Propaganda since she made so many damn songs about Failed Relationships and Being In The Country.

Richard Spencer would be the head of all state-run media, including Bretbart and CNN (Colonial News Network), Free Media still operated, but had to do a BBC, having licenses if they wanted to survive.

Elon Musk was the sponsor, and also Head of Engineering and Architecture.

Katy Perry's California Girls was officially made the anthem to Cascadia.

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Yang would create the American Entrepreneurial Sphere of Influence (AESI), an alliance and deal that united all ex-AR states that formed to be their own temporary countries.

AESI non-signatory/observer states:


• Alaska
• England
• The British Commonwealth (non-state organization)

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"What do you give first, First-Aid, or Lemonade? What do you do if the victim is thirsty? And how about Gatorade and Poweraide? Lemonade." ~ Ariana "Cat Valentine" Grande, Victorious. (Asking the real questions that matter, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRUaO0hPq5o)

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The Confederacy reformed, giving the Boomer Grillers autonomy and making The Dukes of Hazzard the official TV show, NASCAR the official sport, plaid and embroidery the official style, and making Acadiana (Southern Louisiana) an Autonomous Republic.



(Confed. flag)



(Acadianian flag)




(embroidered Southern purse)

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The Confederacy and Cascadia worked hard to reverse all the damages done to H'aw'a'ii and return them to being a Solid-Blue state.

Micronesia formed and the occupied area of H'aw'a'ii would be given to them.



(Micronesian flag)

Micronesia's head-of-state was Princess Kylie, and Micronesia was a republic-in-name-only. They worked on creating more islands, turning all of the sand into pastel colors, and instituting a three-day weekend (Friday, Saturday, Sunday)



(Kylie)

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Micronesia, The Confederacy and Cascadia worked on communications and trying to find civilization in the rest of the American Republic, though continuing to press all efforts into fighting Oz.

They'd find out that Tulsi was in Florida, and would send MI6 and CIA agents to infiltrate the state.

They'd also find out about refugees from Oz, and would take them all in, instantly giving them Citizenship and teaching them about Culture and also saving your money.

[Kargintina the Third]

Bob’s rockets from heaven come down and bombard every new American Republic formed with nuclear fire

[HypErcApitAl]

The Iron Dome would launch, blowing up all of the rockets but also making the skies whiter.

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Simping and cucking would be banned in the Confederacy, officially. More Confederate statues are built, also.

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War is declared on the Shit-Stirrers and a giant baby wipe would wipe the moon back to normal.

All AESI countries would make shitting illegal and also make chips (like the RFID chip) that would lazer all shit in someone's system but not kill them.

Scientists declare that girls don't possess the ability to shit or fart and that they stay in the bathroom so long because they're trying to accomplish Super Saiyan mode.

Scientists also make a chip that makes it impossible for girls to take all day to dress.

[HypErcApitAl]

(Chicagoan flag)

Chicago establishes itself as a Fiefdom and Kanye West would be the fief.

'Ye would instantly join the AESI, needing the economic support to fully wipeout all of the gangs.

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The American Entrepreneurial Sphere of Influence (AESI) currently:

• The Southern Confederacy
• FIBSRC (Cascadia)
• Micronesian Republic
• Chicagoan Fiefdom
  
  (AESI observing states):
  
• English Republic (Greater London)
• Alaska
• British Commonwealth (non-state organization)

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NASA and the UN (under the AESI) would retake the moon, re-declaring it an American colony and giving it to the FIBSRC. Pads are put-on the moon to stop shit from being smeared on it, and all citizens in AESI countries would take the anti-shit chips as well as all AESI girls taking their chips too.

American Antarctica would be established, as the AESI (Andrew Yang) would claim all of it. AESI military bases would be built in Antarctica and also animals from both poles would be bred and farmed.

Emu would be considered a delicacy and development/research into taming them would begin.

The UN would give Iceland and Greenland to England.

Also, Cascadia would make the Ice Bucket Challenge a national pastime, resurrecting it w/ Ariana Grande getting her advisors to throw ten buckets of ice and icewater on her, and then challenging Yang.

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President Grande and Princess Kylie would meet in Hollywood, planning a course-of-action on the dictatorships in America, Chyna and also the endgame for Oz.

(treaty plan)

• Oz will give the American Republic reparations
• Oz will reform and become a Democratic-Republic.
• Amazon will be banned and disbanded, and all stocks, monies, earnings, etc would go to Tesla, Elon Musk and his corporations.
• Oz citizens cannot take shits. They'd have to get chipped.
• All of Oz's government officials would get electrocuted.
• New Zealand, Darwin, Canberra and Sydney are given full independence and sovereignty, as-well-as Tasmania and other Oz lands.
• Oz will respect Micronesia.
• All slaves and prisoners are freed, and the American astronauts return back home completely unharmed. If a hair on their heads are touched, then the reparations will be increased.
• UN Peacekeepers will be placed in Oz until they're stabilized.
• Oz renames to "Australia."
• Oz is effectively cucked and turned into a colony, like Korea, Vietnam, Germania and other ex-enemies the AR had.

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After the meeting, Ariana hung out with Kylie.

All of the shipwrecked ships in/on Micronesia would be smelted and made into armors or bullets.

Kylie went to Bikini Atoll in a uranium/radioactive-proof suit, making a speech on one of the closest islands and declaring to finish what the AR started (the AR was cleaning up the radiation there)

Work on coloring the beaches Pastel colors was finished, though the Micronesian gov't continued to work on man-made islands.

[Almadaria]

Almadaria has been kicked in the balls by a generic American male in his mid-20s.

In retaliation, the Democratic Republic has shot down a Centrist civilian airliner flying over the country. All passengers are presumed dead, and the remains of the jet airliner are crumpled at the bottom of the Caribbean sea. A warning is issued to the centrists--

If our sacks hadn't fallen off from rampant drug use, your people would be in deep trouble. However, if we continued to be violated in such a manner, expect more civilians to meet their violent ends.

[Sarderia]

Can't Berra, Oz

Through the extremely sophisticated HeimBall™ software and the supercomputer OmniScience-3020™ made by Amazone, Big Brother managed to find out what Elon Musk, Holywood and their cronies are planning. "Dammit! Damn bastards, after all I've done to America? Don't they freaking understand it? Oz reign would turn America for the better. It's ruined now that Demon-c-Rats has completely taken over the remnants of it!"

Big Brother's secretary cowered in fear "What must I do, my Lord?"

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!" Big Brother screamed. "Monkey nandayo you useless prick! Consult the Oracle now, tell the Supreme Trinity we need their help in snuffing out these damn rebels!"

"At once my Lord!" Big Brother's secretary said. Well, Oracle was just another company Amazone bought yesterday, so all programs written in Java and Javascript are now controlled by Amazine - and by extension Oz. They shut down the entire internet and electronics in America and Europe, Both continents are on total darkness now.

"My Lord, it's done!"

"What are you waiting then? Proceed with the invasion!" Big Brother screamed again. Nukes dropped near the San Francisco bay, boiling the ocean and making it a massive miso soup. Citizens can be seen eating using the seawater because the nuke isn't radioactive, another Ozian invention. However it contains a substance that made all Cascadian citizens proud Republicans and Conservatives. Soon Trump with his golf cart arrives from Florida and is hailed as President. All former administration officials are exiled to Antartica where they'll be subjects of Lord Pingu, supreme overlord of the ices and the oceans - oh and don't forget Elsa, Lord Pingu's beloved wife. Oz now controls America and Europe entirely.

The Monarchy reverted back to their original form (Lizzie the Lizard was after all Supreme Sentinence of Oz) and with Big Brother's assistance they returned to Reptillian Planet (their homeworld).

[HypErcApitAl]

England was no part of Europe, but faced issues w/ the blackouts.

"I still believe the AR will stand strong against the Terrorist Threat." the First Minister said.

"Sure. Things're most-certainly looking daunting, but, we've seen the Americans get out of way worse an issue before." Diana replied.

"The Autists are destroying America. They're enacting Al Gore's idea of a 'Climate Change.' " Tally told.

"We have news that they're in American Antarctica. We're not sure how Alaska and the rest of America got overran by the Autists, but we know that they have Stands." Diana said.

"They also didn't access The Moon, or remember England. We brexitted. We're not European anymore." Tally replied.

"They can't kill the English. They'll never be able to step-foot on this island. As-far-as we know, we're safe. We could also try entering America from Greenland, liberating Alaska and Canada. I think it'd be hard to move downward and liberate Cascadia, the South, and other AESI countries." Diana said.

"How about Micronesia and Princess Kylie? They're in Australasia. It'd be hard for the Autists to attack other countries in their continent. Plus, we'd still have signals from them." Tally asked.

"That makes sense. We'll try reaching the Micronesians." Diana replied.

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The English Navy would use Greenland as an entry point, clearing out Canada from enemy inhabitants. They'd then move East into Alaska and liberate them.

The airmen and seamen would build Navy bases on/in Greenland and Iceland, and also radar and LIDAR systems.

England would contact Micronesia. Micronesia would plan invading and liberating Oz.

Nunavut would leave Canada, and Micronesia would accept the two into AESI since they were to act as Acting Supreme Commander if the main nation (Cascadia) was wiped out.



(Nunavut flag)



(Canadian flag)

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"Tulsi is in Florida, isn't she? Then, she'd now be in the Confederacy. Since the Confederacy is occupied, we'd send some ships into the American islands and then into Florida." Tally planned.

"Makes sense. We'd also have to send soldiers into Space, since there's some sort of 'Reptilian planet.' We have to liberate America and kill-off the Autistic threat, once and for all." Diana replied.

"Everything is a big plot against President Gabbard. Why else would they attack H'aw'a'ii and force the Americans into warring? Everything was perfect until then, and ofcourse, the Shit-Stirrers covering the Moon in dung." Tally told.

"Which is why we work with the Micronesians and finally invade Oz. But then, Antarctica is also close to them. We free American Antarctica and everyone there, bomb Oz into oblivion, go back to America and give them their Freedom back." Diana said.

"And, we won't recognize anyone as President but Tulsi." Tally added.

"We have to bring-up insurgents and insurrectionists in Oz, and then pistolwhip Jeff Bezos and his bald head." Diana continued.

Tally laughed like a schoolgirl.

"This is alot of hard work, but we'll party after this." She told.

"I don't understand Oz. I don't understand how they've gotten past the American defenses and missile-raped them. I don't understand Oz's ideology or government. That's not Capitalism or Hypercapitalism, that's cucking people and forcing them to spend Money." Diana revealed.

"And they didn't bomb Hollywood, which is also weird. Maybe President Grande saved herself." Tally added.

[HypErcApitAl]

English ships and the Armada would move into the American islands, liberating them. The Conch Republic was able to lay low, but they still gave the English free entrance in their country.



(Third Haitian Empire flag)



(Conch Rep. flag)

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Haiti and the Conch Republic would join AESI, then also collabing w/ the English. The unified force would sweep into Florida (the Confederacy's) southern tip, trying their hardest to not kill anyone but freeing people from Oz's mind-control and groupthink. They'd finally reach Miami-Dade, moving farther upward into Tallahassee, which was the capitol of NASCAR. Confederate flags flung high as cars of all shapes and sizes made noises.

Unified soldiers fired at the American pretenders across the racing stadium, assassinating the men and women claiming to be a part of the American gov't (while trying to coup Tulsi and her admin outta Office), and more tanks, horses, and other landforces moved in to free Tulsi and unbrainwash her.

They'd then do lobotomies on the Oz soldiers, taking any info out of their brains and adding it to Micronesia's invasion plans.

The strategy was hard, but it'd pay off. The English Armedforces and MI6 would continue working w/ the CIA and other American Partisans, but also would work w/ Canada, Alaska, Nunavut, Conch and Haiti in invading from both the South and the North at the same time (a war on two fronts) whilst also wiping out all of Oz's troops that occupied the AR and AESI states.

Micronesia, technically, was on their own, but also had the British Navy helping them. Micronesia had to protect their islands from Oz troops, waiting on a stopgap or blindside to happen so that they'd then join the Allied Front in liberating Cascadia. Cascadia was teeming w/ Oz troops, so the Allied Front had to play it safe.

It seemed easier to free Northamerica and Centroamerica than Southamerica, the Allied Front forced to unify the South later.

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The Allied Front would free Kanye's fiefdom, and then working w/ AESI and other troops to establish countries amongst the anarchy.

Newengland, Minnesotan Empire, and the Midwestern Reich were formed.



(Midwestern Reich flag)



(Minnesotan Empire flag)



(Newenglish flag)

The Midwest had alot of German-descended peoples, so a Reich was set-up, though also using some Fascist rhetoric.

Minnesota grew to dominate the Greatlakes area, though establishing cordial relations w/ Canada. Minnesota and Haiti, being both empires, got along extremely well.

Newengland became a United States, though having loads of internal tension between Communist-Socialists, Environmentalists and Dutch separatists. The Commies and Environmentalists got together, since Eco-Communism already was an ideology. Newengland had to fight for AESI funding, though Micronesia and Princess Kylie was busy.



(Riley Frederickson, the Kaiseress of the Midwestern Reich)

Newengland was an oligarchical state, and Minnesota led by Amelia Robertson, the Empress.



(Amelia)

Although the Midwest used some fascist rhetoric, Realpolitik had to be taken into effect so that the AR was restored, and restored under Tulsi.

Micronesia halted its advances, accepting the new imperialist states into the AESI and sending Newengland help. Fief West and other AESI leaders would emphasize the push into the West and South, as it was vastly-important to free Cascadia and the Southern Confederacy as-well-as returning the American Climate back to how it was before the Oz War.

Alaska, Canada and Nunavut would also join the AESI, and also the Conch Rep., Newengland would also join the British Commonwealth.

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Centroamerica was easy to free, however, a disunited, Anarcho-Monarchist state would form.

Mexico was, is, and will always be Mexico, and so, the Mexicali wanted to be free, but they didn't want anything to do with the AESI states.

Mexico reformed under a Confederacy.



(Confederate Mexico flag)

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Europe was also easy to free.

France was liberated, though resetted back to them being girls and not knowing how to pick or choose an Ideology.

France was given Benelux, as-well-as Catalonia.

Maternal/Matriarchal Italy returned, though things happened (insert Saxophone or Careless Whisper here) and the Italians were now a part of the Union of Families. Italy was given Monaco.

Spain, Andorra and Portugal were reunited under Iberia. Iberia formed either an eDemocracy or a Technocracy; there was split support for both technological ideologies.

Germania became Plutocratic, and Switzerland no longer was able to exist as the lands were reannexed back into France and Germania.

England stayed England, but they made all of that anarchic space in the British Isles into a vassal called "The Celtic Union" and gave them Orkney and Shetland.



(Celt flag)

The Celts were also in the British Commonwealth, btw.

Scandinavia stayed Anarchic, though Christiania reformed and instantly joined both the Commonwealth and AESI despite not being ex-British, an ex-British Colony or a part of the AR.



Russia was very hard for Oz to conquer or try conquering, so they stayed around but were neutral. They just reannexed the Baltics, annexed the other Slavic lands and just left the Greek states alone. (so now they're a superstate or megastate)

Romania got annexed into Russia since Russia had owned Moldova and Bessarabia in the past.

Greece was splintered between a bunch of tiny states, w/ Crete being a great power or regional power.

Crete allied itself w/ Italy, not caring about RadFem or any Italian issues, but still picking them over anyone else nearby.



(Cretan flag)

The Cretans had to either go Apolitical or Monarchist, and wanting to be politically relevant, chose Monarchism.

[Sarderia]

Big Brother threw a chair in rage. "How dare the English threatened us that way! I AM THE SENATE SUPREME LEADER!" He called for his trusted General. "Obergruppenführer John Smith!"

"Yes, Reichsmarshall?"

"Blow up that miserable tiny rainy island to 10000000 pieces!"

"It shall be done Reichsmarshall!"

Shortly after England was reduced to gravel and disposed to the sea, the global sea level rise was halted because the seabed simply got higher and the water got inside it. Scotland is granted independence and Mel Gibson crowned as Robert The Bruce II. Lizzie the Lizard, formerly Queen of England, is now hailed as Queen of Oz.

Obergruppenführer John Smith commanded a brigade of 999,999 Luftwaffe Su-54 and F-35 bombers to bomb the crap out of Conch, Haiti, Micronesia and other insurrectionist territory. Soon after the Greater American Rike is formed with Donald Trump appointed as Reichsmarshall-Nordamerika. Tulsi Gabbard, now a diehard red Republican representative is elected as Congressmember from Iowa 4th replacing Steve King. Meanwhile, Lord Pingu executed all former AR governmnet officials who are exiled, on the grounds they created global warming.

Meanwhile all of Europe is annexed under Oz direct rule, Jeff Rey becomes King of Europe and estabilishes European Union (Viertes Reich/4th Reich). Since the EU is dominated by Germany, all will have to fly the black-red-gold German flag while the national anthem of Europe is "Hail im dir Siegerkranz". Jeff Rey declared himself Kaiser Wilhelm III and conquers Russia. Oz now controls 2/3 of the world.

Micronesia being a former US test site is used to test the new Oz Antimatter weapon. The atolls are all radiates, and AR officials are forced to holiday there. Upon return they became worse than Resident Evil and Wolfenstein zombies put together, they are sent into the shit moon, and the moon is detonated by 1000000000000 photon torpedoes courtesy of Nero the Romulan, which is appointed as Sturmbahnführer by John Smith to rule over Wash, D.C. Florida is granted special status as the birthplace of our Lord and Savior Tramp. It is now more holy than Jerusalem, and a new religion is instituted aside from the Supreme Trinity. Now all people in America would make pilgrimage and worship Mar-a-Lago the house of our Savior.

Finally, the combined events would make Hypercapital's computer crash again. It crashed then because Jeff Rey and Big Brother broke the 4th wall and destroyed their electricity. Now it would happen again because the Oz rulers are greatest in the whole multiverse.

[Voxija]

Fascist Israel would be eating popcorn and laughing at the whole thing, as the foreign powers ignored the Middle East. Until Oz took over Europe. There was only room for one fascist bordering the Mediterranean. And Florida??? That ugly swampy mosquito-invested breeding ground of weird Walmart people??? Greater than Jerusalem??? Israel did not think so.

The two leaders of Fascist Israel, Head Rabbi Avraham Kelensky and Supreme Leader Binjamin Netanyahu, met in a secret bunker under Jerusalem.

"This is bad. This is very very bad," said Netanyahu. "If Oz stayed in Australia, we could have been neutral, but the Australian cult guys have overstepped civilized bounds. If they are kept unchecked, they might take over us."

"Sadly true," replied Kelensky. "But—there is a solution. If we can contact the remnants of AESI, if they do exist, we can help them with our secret weapon."

"GASP," gasped Netanhayu. "You don't mean—"

Yes, Kelensky meant the Jewish physicists. A secret elite group trained in breaking the laws of physics and also bending spoons. They were rarely used because there were only four of them, and it was more fun nuking enemies into submission anyway.

The leaders of Fascist Israel drafted a secret communique to the remnants of AESI, if they still existed.

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Dear exiles and remnants of the free countries:

You are alone, taken over, besieged by crazy stupid Australians. The situation might seem hopeless, but an unlikely ally has risen. We are Fascist Israel, and we will help you with our secret weapon, Jewish physics.

All Fascist Israel asks in return is that, when we put things right and destroy Oz, that we become observer members of the AESI.

Regards, Head Rabbi Avraham Kelensky and Glorious Leader Binyamin Netanhayu.

[Kargintina the Third]

Missiles from Bob hit every city on the globe killing billions

[Voxija]

Fascist Israel had an upgraded Iron Dome, upgraded so that Israel hijacked the missiles and added them to her own arsenal.

[Kargintina the Third]

New missiles started falling down without the ability to be hijacked or stopped so they hit their targets successfully

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Radical centrists take no stance on the stance of taking a stance on missiles, after a month of discussion.

[Voxija]

The Israeli government, recognizing the threat of missiles, calls upon their Jewish physicists to alter the physics of the missiles so when they hit, it creates a small shower of rain rather than utter destruction. Since Fascist Israel is a desert country, this helps the people a lot.

[Sarderia]

Supreme Leader Tramp's most trusted partner, Grand Moff Kushner, led a coup in Fascist Israel, overthrowing Benjamin Natanyahu and becoming the leader of Israel. Grand Moff proclaimed the building of 12 giant Menorahs (reminiscient to the 12 Tribes of Israel) the size of the Statue of Liberty surrounding the Knesset as his gift to the Israeli people. Finally the people started to see they need to ally with Oz, and Kushner's troops conquered whole Middle East as an Oz ally.

[HypErcApitAl]

Luckily, the AR and AESI leaders fled into Rossiya.

With news of what happened to the AESI, Empress Alana would insta-declare war on Oz, assassinate Trump, and send androids from Poland into Europe.

Dear exiles and remnants of the free countries:

You are alone, taken over, besieged by crazy stupid Australians. The situation might seem hopeless, but an unlikely ally has risen. We are Fascist Israel, and we will help you with our secret weapon, Jewish physics.

All Fascist Israel asks in return is that, when we put things right and destroy Oz, that we become observer members of the AESI.

Regards, Head Rabbi Avraham Kelensky and Glorious Leader Binyamin Netanhayu.

The message was intercepted by Alana, being the Singularity and all.

We will gladly reward you.

She sent to the Fash Israelites.

Noticing instability in Mother Russia, she'd order the Oligarchs to be assassinated.

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Russia was insanely hard to conquer due to Winter and also the huge wave of Cortanas sent to pacify (read: death-by-Snu Snu) Oz's troops.

Gundam and Pacific Rim mechas would be sent to liberate Antarctica and Micronesia.

[HypErcApitAl]

Russian Megazords would retake Istanbul, renaming it Alanagrad.

Starships with hooks would grab the British Isles from under the Atlantic Ocean. The Celtic Union as well as the British Republic are reinstated, with the First Minister and Princess returning back home.

From there, Russian troops would meet-up with the other Russian troops sent earlier. Europe would return to its pre-EU Reich days.

Ariana Grande, Yang and company met to discuss the invasion strategy of America, as well as finally putting the Oz consumerists to bed.

[Sarderia]

The Europa-Reich forces would launch a surprise Blitzkrieg towards Russia ultilizing vehicles like the Maus tank, improved M1 Abrams, the Galactic Republic scout flying vehicles, USS Voyager, etc. The troops and armaments are glazed with a special substance to prevent them from the Russian Winter effect. Alana's home is destroyed by fire from the Schwerer Gustav. Oberstgruppenführer John Smith now becomes Reichsmarshall of Europe and Asia, and Alana is sentenced to Gulag. Europe becomes democratic and Vladimir Lenin is brough by time machine, and the new USSR is created. All AR and English officials are sent to Romulans to become their human slaves.

Istanbul would be retaken by Admiral General Aladeen and recreates the New Ottoman Empire. The new British Islands are brought and dumped to Olympus Mons in Mars.

Ariana Grande and Yang is captured and charged with conspiracy to assassinate the Supreme Leader. Actually, Supreme Leader Donald J. Tramp is alive and well - they just killed his fake alt-universe counterpart. Oz Star Destroyers bombed the mechs, and the Earth is united under Oz rule. The shit-stirrers and centrists is assigned to rule Moon and Mars respectively. Bob is named Oz Viceroy of Heaven, replacing God. Fascist Israel is given a star system of their own consisting of 13 planets - one for each Tribe of Israel and one for New Jerusalem. The URSA is disbanded and replaced by Bolsonaria, under the rule of Heavenly Emperor BolsaNaro. Chyna president Xy is now elevated into Supreme Deity role within Oz pantheon. However Jeff Rey, Edeni and Turn-Bull is now the rulers of the Universe.

Now, the universe would know peace under Oz rule.

[HypErcApitAl]

Flora Fabulini labels Big Brother "racist and sexist," then demands that the world read Feminist Theory.

"Men have been oppressing the Female Race since the Universe started. Tulsi Gabbard is a good ally, but she's filled to the brim with Internalized Misogyny. Alana Yeltsin is also good, but she fails to understand that Technology is a spook used to wipeout Femininity." ~ Flora, in a recent speech.

[Sarderia]

Big Brother decided to undergo a changing surgery after hearing Fabulini's statement. Now the Can't Berra office of Oz administration proudly flies the light blue-pink-white flag. Anita Sarkeesian and Alyssa Milano is appointed the Secretary-General and Chairman of Oz Democratic-Socialist Party respectively. Bernie Sanders is appointed President of Canada. .

The official ideology of Oz-Europe and Oz-Canada is now Political Correctivism.

[HypErcApitAl]

Soft-retconning Oz which means Oz will now just be a NPC but Sard is kickbanned from the RP cause I have enough.

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Europe was liberated a second time by the Technocrats. Alana Yeltsin was never gulagged. NSSR never reformed, and all that "sending people to foreign planets/exiling" never happened. The AESI are still trying to liberate American Antarctica and help-out Micronesia.

Princess Kylie and all of the AESI/AR heads-of-state are in England, which got liberated by the Technocratic Russians.

Celts still exist.

Mesoamerica is unchanged since literally no one cares about 'em, though I will try doing stuff w/ the Patagonians in the foreseeable future, much like I've done w/Feminia Italia.

It's my ideal universe/timeline so I didn't use Bernie/AOC, Biden or Trump (Commies got killed-off. Trump isn't used because I reward originality and making new politician characters. Biden isn't used because I want the Democratic Party to go into a new direction.)


I'm gonna also reset Fascist Israel since I think this Oz malarkey made that player Fus-Ro-Dah into a Blackhole (can't blame him, tho)

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

radical centrism shoots itself in the head after realising the nature of his reality is an excuse for the sexual frustrations of one NS user

[Voxija]

The two leaders of Fascist Israel were meeting in a bunker under Jerusalem when they felt something strange shift.

"What just happened?" asked Netanyahu. "Some weird thing happened in the universe. Felt like a rewind."

"Eh," replied Avraham Kelensky, Head Rabbi of the modern Sanhedrin and the real man behind Israel. "Probably our Jewish physicists messing with the laws of physics again."

"Ah, I see. Now, onto our order of business. We invade Egypt, and then..."

"Actually, I was going to suggest that we send a letter to AESI asking to become an observer member. Do that first, then invade Egypt."

"Huh," replied Netanhayu. "We should do that. I thought we were already members. I must have remembered something wrong."

Kelensky smiled a grim smile. "Jewish physics."

"Maybe."

Fascist Israel sent a communiqué to President Tulsi Gabbard asking to join the AESI.

[Panmonia]

The two leaders of Fascist Israel were meeting in a bunker under Jerusalem when they felt something strange shift.

"What just happened?" asked Netanyahu. "Some weird thing happened in the universe. Felt like a rewind."

"Eh," replied Avraham Kelensky, Head Rabbi of the modern Sanhedrin and the real man behind Israel. "Probably our Jewish physicists messing with the laws of physics again."

"Ah, I see. Now, onto our order of business. We invade Egypt, and then..."

"Actually, I was going to suggest that we send a letter to AESI asking to become an observer member. Do that first, then invade Egypt."

"Huh," replied Netanhayu. "We should do that. I thought we were already members. I must have remembered something wrong."

Kelensky smiled a grim smile. "Jewish physics."

"Maybe."

Fascist Israel sent a communiqué to President Tulsi Gabbard asking to join the AESI.

Closest thing to President Gabbard at the time was First Minister Tally Nelson, and she'd accept. Princess Kylie was still there, and free, but was busy commanding the Micronesian forces against Oz's navy.

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"Atleast she's safe." Empress Yeltsin remarked.

"They used mind-altering gas on her. Thought the UN banned that." One of Yeltsin's advisors replied.

"Oz doesn't care about International Law. Atbest, we swarm in with the British Commonwealth and try to free Canada and the AESI states. Their heads-of-states luckily managed to escape, but it's simply a matter of freeing her from the Occupied Confederacy." Yeltsin responded.

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"Pancakes." President Grande laughed, assuming her "Cat Valentine" alter-ego again.

"Um, actually, they're called flapjacks but you wouldn't understand that." One of Princess Diana's handmaidens/servants remarked.

Ariana laughed.

"I love England." She commented.

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Allied Forces - Mexican Confederacy

The Mexican President, as well as top generals and commanders in The Allies staged an invasion route. First, barging through the Occupied Confederacy, then, going West into Occupied FIBSRC (Free and Independent, Beautiful, Starry Republic of Cascadia), and then working with Russo-Britisher forces to free Chicago, the Midwestern Reich, and all of the northern countries.

Alaska planned to assist the Micronesians in invading Oz and freeing American Antarctica.

Conch and Haiti were retaken by both Partisans, and the Mexican Army, though the two countries planned to sit this one out instead of re-invading Confederate Florida.

Mexico had to demonstrate to the world its Gravitas and Macho-ness, and that while they remembered the Alamo, they weren't just going to sit there and watch the Americans do all the handiwork in liberating the American Republic.