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Gordano and Lysandus
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Postby Gordano and Lysandus » Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:20 am

Dentali wrote:"It could indeed be a violation of equal protections if we implement it incorrectly... we just need to be careful and deliberate about it. As for your other request... doubling the EITC will functionally lift minimum wage earners out of the federal income tax and indeed I will pin it to inflation."

"Indeed i've read Smith intensely, but recently i've been reading Hayek."


"Capitalism was always meant to come with a fairly distributed tax burden, and good wages were part of ensuring the eponymous Wealth of Nations. We are losing voters not simply because of all manner of other issues, but because our capitalist system is not working for the people who would otherwise naturally become happy capitalists. We cannot make the case to a service worker in two jobs that capitalism is working when it does not work for them. I believe in capitalism, and I want to save it. That's why this is so important. Because otherwise that slide to the left will be relentless. We cannot pretend there isn't a crisis, the crisis is here and now." He scratched his chin a little. "The tax credit will be tricky to implement if the IRS remains broken. How do you plan on fixing that?"
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Postby Dentali » Tue Oct 13, 2020 9:00 am

Gordano and Lysandus wrote:
Dentali wrote:"It could indeed be a violation of equal protections if we implement it incorrectly... we just need to be careful and deliberate about it. As for your other request... doubling the EITC will functionally lift minimum wage earners out of the federal income tax and indeed I will pin it to inflation."

"Indeed i've read Smith intensely, but recently i've been reading Hayek."


"Capitalism was always meant to come with a fairly distributed tax burden, and good wages were part of ensuring the eponymous Wealth of Nations. We are losing voters not simply because of all manner of other issues, but because our capitalist system is not working for the people who would otherwise naturally become happy capitalists. We cannot make the case to a service worker in two jobs that capitalism is working when it does not work for them. I believe in capitalism, and I want to save it. That's why this is so important. Because otherwise that slide to the left will be relentless. We cannot pretend there isn't a crisis, the crisis is here and now." He scratched his chin a little. "The tax credit will be tricky to implement if the IRS remains broken. How do you plan on fixing that?"



"Governor I agree with you, I just disagree on your solution... under Wolf we have not only seen the most wage growth in a decades, the most savings for families in decades, but record low unemployment.... I concede the minimum wage should be raised somewhat but i do not think that is the best way to deal with the issues of wages, which is in many ways a supply and demand issue exacerbated by automation and to a lesser extent trade."

"Regardless, what aspects of the IRS are you referring to? We could be here for hours and just scratch the surface... My largest concern is that the biggest target for tax evasion and such in the nation is a poor rural county in Mississippi... I want to retool the IRS to focus more on evasion, and avoidance by people in your tax bracket... no offense... and implement some laws that allow certain richer individuals to avoid taxes."
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Postby Gordano and Lysandus » Tue Oct 13, 2020 9:07 am

Dentali wrote:"Governor I agree with you, I just disagree on your solution... under Wolf we have not only seen the most wage growth in a decades, the most savings for families in decades, but record low unemployment.... I concede the minimum wage should be raised somewhat but i do not think that is the best way to deal with the issues of wages, which is in many ways a supply and demand issue exacerbated by automation and to a lesser extent trade."

"Regardless, what aspects of the IRS are you referring to? We could be here for hours and just scratch the surface... My largest concern is that the biggest target for tax evasion and such in the nation is a poor rural county in Mississippi... I want to retool the IRS to focus more on evasion, and avoidance by people in your tax bracket... no offense... and implement some laws that allow certain richer individuals to avoid taxes."


"We've not seen that wage growth at the bottom, and unfortunately, more and more people are there at the bottom, and that just makes them ripe picking for the socialists. We can make them our people, we just need to throw them a rope. And I pay my taxes, guys like that leather-faced property mogul in New York make me sick. Fighting tax evasion is one thing, but in specific here, I'm talking about making it easier for poorer people to handle their tax returns, including their deductibles and credits, without needing to go through one of the big accountancy firms."
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Postby Dentali » Tue Oct 13, 2020 11:08 am

Gordano and Lysandus wrote:
Dentali wrote:"Governor I agree with you, I just disagree on your solution... under Wolf we have not only seen the most wage growth in a decades, the most savings for families in decades, but record low unemployment.... I concede the minimum wage should be raised somewhat but i do not think that is the best way to deal with the issues of wages, which is in many ways a supply and demand issue exacerbated by automation and to a lesser extent trade."

"Regardless, what aspects of the IRS are you referring to? We could be here for hours and just scratch the surface... My largest concern is that the biggest target for tax evasion and such in the nation is a poor rural county in Mississippi... I want to retool the IRS to focus more on evasion, and avoidance by people in your tax bracket... no offense... and implement some laws that allow certain richer individuals to avoid taxes."


"We've not seen that wage growth at the bottom, and unfortunately, more and more people are there at the bottom, and that just makes them ripe picking for the socialists. We can make them our people, we just need to throw them a rope. And I pay my taxes, guys like that leather-faced property mogul in New York make me sick. Fighting tax evasion is one thing, but in specific here, I'm talking about making it easier for poorer people to handle their tax returns, including their deductibles and credits, without needing to go through one of the big accountancy firms."



"Please don't misunderstand I wasn't insinuating you didn't pay them, just saying people in your tax bracket.... Tax simplification is a huge achievement from the Wolf administration but we could go further... Did you have something specific in mind?"
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Oct 13, 2020 11:22 am

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"Iowa, Kansas..." Kim nodded. "Plus, Oklahoma and Arkansas on Super Tuesday, and Missouri the next week. And even Texas."



"I am happy to take whatever help I can get Senator... thank you"


"Well," she said, brushing hair off her face, "let's talk some specifics. If you're willing to appoint me to your Cabinet, we need to be on the same page going forward."
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Postby Dentali » Tue Oct 13, 2020 1:23 pm

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"I am happy to take whatever help I can get Senator... thank you"


"Well," she said, brushing hair off her face, "let's talk some specifics. If you're willing to appoint me to your Cabinet, we need to be on the same page going forward."



"Again i'd prefer you in the Senate... consider a cabinet slot your golden parachute. But sure ask any questions you might have."
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Oct 13, 2020 4:37 pm

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"Well," she said, brushing hair off her face, "let's talk some specifics. If you're willing to appoint me to your Cabinet, we need to be on the same page going forward."



"Again i'd prefer you in the Senate... consider a cabinet slot your golden parachute. But sure ask any questions you might have."


She nodded. "I'm aware, Governor. But it's worth talking about."

Grabbing a banana from her cavernous purse and peeling slowly, she asked, "So...I know we've got a few disagreements on the position and role of unions and organized labor. Were I to be appointed Labor Secretary, my inclination would be to strongly support them."
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Oct 13, 2020 4:49 pm

Dear Friends and Colleagues
You are invited to a Christmastime/Holiday season/New Year's party at my residence in D.C.. This will be a small, non-political gathering and occasion for public servants to have a good time without the specter of partisanship.

The only rule is no politics, no talking shop, no bickering. Also bring your own alcohol.

Please RSVP by coming to my office, emailing me, or throwing a paper airplane at my head during a session of Congress--preferably on-camera.

Sincerely,
Representative Jason Evander


A stressed-out staffer slipped copies of this card--wrapped in garish paper--under the doors of Kathleen Nez, Jillian Dayton, John Logan Ruler, Thomas Volker, Everitt Rigby Colbert, and Francine Sullivan. An additional copy was mailed to Governor Richardson, although he was probably busy.
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Postby Dentali » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:40 pm

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"Again i'd prefer you in the Senate... consider a cabinet slot your golden parachute. But sure ask any questions you might have."


She nodded. "I'm aware, Governor. But it's worth talking about."

Grabbing a banana from her cavernous purse and peeling slowly, she asked, "So...I know we've got a few disagreements on the position and role of unions and organized labor. Were I to be appointed Labor Secretary, my inclination would be to strongly support them."


"I want someone who can push back against me on things... keep me honest and make me see the other side. I will give you time to convince and advise me on issues privately and frankly.... but at the end of the day I would expect you to follow the play I call and support me publicly."
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Postby Greater Arab State » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:41 pm

The Volker Residence

Farmington, Missouri

Monday December 23, 2019


So far, the ‘Twitter town halls’ that the House Minority Leader has introduced seemed to be going well. However, Volker thought it best to continue the town halls over the course of the recess in order to make further progress on the GOP’s electoral prospects in the new year. And so, after managing to fully prepare the camera in his lounge, House Minority Leader Volker began.

Good morning my fellow Americans. For those of you who don’t know who I am my name is Thomas Volker, the Representative for the 8th Congressional District of Missouri and the current leader of the House Minority Leader. Next year will see the American people go out and vote in one of the most crucial elections in recent memory with both the White House and Congress on the ballot. That is why I am holding these Twitter town halls that are streaming each week, in order to provide the American people with the opportunity to ask questions as to what the citizen legislators of the Republican Party will seek to legislate and campaign on should we be in a majority in the 117th Congress, and to listen to your wishes and demands so we can deliver upon them fully. Feel free to post any questions that you have on this livestream and I’ll be sure to answer them.
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Postby The Orion Islands » Tue Oct 13, 2020 5:53 pm

Greater Arab State wrote:
The Volker Residence

Farmington, Missouri

Monday December 23, 2019


So far, the ‘Twitter town halls’ that the House Minority Leader has introduced seemed to be going well. However, Volker thought it best to continue the town halls over the course of the recess in order to make further progress on the GOP’s electoral prospects in the new year. And so, after managing to fully prepare the camera in his lounge, House Minority Leader Volker began.

Good morning my fellow Americans. For those of you who don’t know who I am my name is Thomas Volker, the Representative for the 8th Congressional District of Missouri and the current leader of the House Minority Leader. Next year will see the American people go out and vote in one of the most crucial elections in recent memory with both the White House and Congress on the ballot. That is why I am holding these Twitter town halls that are streaming each week, in order to provide the American people with the opportunity to ask questions as to what the citizen legislators of the Republican Party will seek to legislate and campaign on should we be in a majority in the 117th Congress, and to listen to your wishes and demands so we can deliver upon them fully. Feel free to post any questions that you have on this livestream and I’ll be sure to answer them.

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Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:17 pm

Greater Arab State wrote:
The Volker Residence

Farmington, Missouri

Monday December 23, 2019


So far, the ‘Twitter town halls’ that the House Minority Leader has introduced seemed to be going well. However, Volker thought it best to continue the town halls over the course of the recess in order to make further progress on the GOP’s electoral prospects in the new year. And so, after managing to fully prepare the camera in his lounge, House Minority Leader Volker began.

Good morning my fellow Americans. For those of you who don’t know who I am my name is Thomas Volker, the Representative for the 8th Congressional District of Missouri and the current leader of the House Minority Leader. Next year will see the American people go out and vote in one of the most crucial elections in recent memory with both the White House and Congress on the ballot. That is why I am holding these Twitter town halls that are streaming each week, in order to provide the American people with the opportunity to ask questions as to what the citizen legislators of the Republican Party will seek to legislate and campaign on should we be in a majority in the 117th Congress, and to listen to your wishes and demands so we can deliver upon them fully. Feel free to post any questions that you have on this livestream and I’ll be sure to answer them.


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Postby Dentali » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:24 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
Dear Friends and Colleagues
You are invited to a Christmastime/Holiday season/New Year's party at my residence in D.C.. This will be a small, non-political gathering and occasion for public servants to have a good time without the specter of partisanship.

The only rule is no politics, no talking shop, no bickering. Also bring your own alcohol.

Please RSVP by coming to my office, emailing me, or throwing a paper airplane at my head during a session of Congress--preferably on-camera.

Sincerely,
Representative Jason Evander


A stressed-out staffer slipped copies of this card--wrapped in garish paper--under the doors of Kathleen Nez, Jillian Dayton, John Logan Ruler, Thomas Volker, Everitt Rigby Colbert, and Francine Sullivan. An additional copy was mailed to Governor Richardson, although he was probably busy.



A hand written note was delivered to Evander's office a few days later

Thank you for your kind invitation and I would very much like to attend however considering the busy campaigning schedule I currently have, the short break I get over the holidays I will be spending privately with my family.

Sincerely,
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:35 pm

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Hypolite drafted and sent Christmas cards to a few politicians around the state and country.
TO: The Office of Governor John Holland
Hello John! I hope that your family are doing well this holiday season, you know, so many times, I think we all forget the meaning of Christmas; Togetherness, Love, and Hope. I hope, as Governor, you bring togetherness, love, and hope, back to our state. I hope if I win next year, we will both represent the state well on the National Scale. I would like to wish you and your family, a Merry Christmas, and a wonderful New Year!
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TO: Russel Long
Hello Russell! I don't like you and you don't like me but listen, in this holiday season, I hope we can come together as Louisianans, as Americans, and as Humans, to bring the three principles of Christmas out, Togetherness, Love, and Hope. When god sent down his only son, he wanted us to have togetherness, love and hope and it would be dishonest of us to believe otherwise. I hope for this holiday season we could put our differences aside, no twitter battles, no name calling, and no disrespect. I would like to wish you and your family, a Merry Christmas, and a wonderful New Year!
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TO: The Office of Nate Richardson
Hello Nate! From my family to yours, Merry Christmas! I hope that your family are doing well this festive season! I know that in the times we live in, the meaning of Christmas can be turned from Togetherness, Hope and Love, to Greed, Envy, and Hate. I hope that your family will be full of Love, Togetherness and Hope this holiday season. Happy New Years and Merry Christmas!
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TO: The Office of Bernie Porter
Hello Mr. Porter! I hope that you and your family are well this holiday season. For years and years, we as Americans have lost the true meaning of Christmas; Togetherness, Love, and Hope. I hope that for this Holiday Season, we Americans, can come together and have love among us all. I hope that you and your family have a wonderful Christmas and New Year!
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Russell, reading the card in his Shreveport living room, smiled a little.

Later that week, a package would arrive at the Gaspard house, marked "Don't open til Christmas!". Within was a Russell Long for Governor yard sign, a bottle of cognac, a Dolly Parton CD, and two tickets to a Saints game, as well as a note.

Mr. Gaspard,

From me and mine to you and yours, have a wonderful Christmas.

-Russell.
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Postby The Novakian Empire » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:44 pm

Caleb Schumann

Elizabeth City, North Carolina

December 22nd, 2019



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Caleb glanced over to his Co-host, Eric, who gave a thumbs up.
"And I would beeelieve that concludes our post-game coverage. Moving on to our next segment, we're going to be taking calls from you; the audience! So, if you have any questions or comments regarding the game or, really, anything else, go ahead and call in at 252-331-7902. That's two five two, three three one, seven nine oh-two."

Caleb would recline in his chair, leaning away from his mic, and let out a sigh, staring up at the panel ceiling. That was an ugly, ugly game. The Colts and Panthers both weren't able to really get much going on offense, with each team having a pretty dominant defensive line that beat down any forward progress in what was a grinding, brutal slugfest of a game. Eventually, it came down to a blocked punt on the Colt's 23, which was returned to give the Panthers a 13-10 win.
Still, a win is a win, Caleb thought. And, this far into the season, the Panthers couldn't afford to be losing games; even with eleven wins now, they were still second in the division, with the Saints having twelve, including one over Caleb's own team. The Panthers' only shot at getting the no.1 seed and a bye in the playoffs was beating New Orleans in week 17; a tough ask, considering how well they were performing this year..

Interrupting Caleb's thought process, the first call came in, with the phone ringing. Eric picked up the call, and Caleb leaned forwards in his chair.

"Caller, you're through." Eric said, taking a sip from his water bottle shortly after.

After a moment, the caller would start speaking. It was a woman, with a soft, soothing voice, and a distinct southern accent; though, that was no surprise in the Tidewater.
"Hello."
Caleb would glance over to eric, and raise an eyebrow.
"Howdy there, hon. So, you're our first caller; What are you here to talk with us about?" Caleb would say, laying one hand across the other ontop of the desk he was sitting at.

"Well, as we all know, Cam's just about fully recovered from his foot injury, right? Well, ever since he's become healthy again, he's honestly been performing real good; Giving me memories of how things were in 2017, before that whole shoulder thing. And yet, even though we're 11-4 right now and are guaranteed to be in the playoffs, everyone in the news media seems to be giving him no respect, and his quality of play is getting almost no attention! All anyone in the south cares about is how good Drew Brees is doing, and the Yanks care even less; all their attention's on those young kids, Deshaun and Mahomes!"
"To end this little tirade-" She paused for a second, laughing at herself, a little bit embarrassed. "I'd like to pose to y'all a question. Why? I've never seen Cam get his due credit aside from 2015, and even then everyone outside of the Carolinas was hating on the man."

Caleb would scratch his beard.
"Thanks for calling in. And, as for the question you asked, that's a damn good one. I was there in 2015; and yeah, He really wasn't ever getting any respect. All the conversation was about was how he was a poor sport, and how he didn't act professional, and- Well, y'all don't need to hear me rant about all that. With how much hate he was getting, I'm surprised he was voted in as MVP.. Although, I suppose going sixteen and-oh kind of shuts down any contrarian argument, huh? Anyways, back to your question."

Caleb picked up his mug, and took a quick sip of coffee.
"I've known Cam for a while. He's a bit of an eccentric guy, but if you pay even a little attention, you'll realise how good of a person he is. He lives and breathes charity, and pretty much spends all his time trying to help other people. Sure, he's all boisterous and whatnot, but can you blame the guy? He's far, far beyond earned the right to act like that at this point. And, the thing about it is, the things he does on the field, all the dabbing and dancing and s-" Caleb paused, catching himself. "-tuff. Most other quarterbacks, if they did all that, wouldn't get the hate he does; they'd probably be loved for it. And, I know some of y'all don't like me talking about this, but let's face it; A good part of the reason he doesn't get the leeway that other quarterbacks do is that most other quarterbacks are white, and he's not."
Eric would turn and look at Caleb for a moment, before sighing and laying back in his chair, taking a sip from his water bottle.

Caleb continued.
"It's not just that, though. It's also because Cam joined Eric Reid in his kneeling protest during the playing of the national anthem. People say it disrespects the flag, or it disrespects veterans, but let's acknowledge the real reasons for what they're doing for once; They're protesting racial injustices. They're protesting innocent black men getting murdered by police officers, they're protesting against the sickness of racism, which seems to have infiltrated every section of our society, including government. And not just racism against black people, but also Hispanics, Asians- hell, anybody! Y'all can ask anyone on that Panthers team right now, and they'll give you the same answer I am right now. We support the Flag. We support the Troops. Y'know who doesn't support the troops? The same goddamn people that have been attacking Cam, Eric, Colin, and all the others for kneeling. The politicians. They're the ones who send our fathers, brothers, and sons off to war "To protect our freedom." How in the world does invading oil-rich countries that we have no business even thinking about protect our freedom, or our rights? These people are the ones who are trying to take your rights! They're the ones trying to get rid of the second amendment, and god knows what else!"

Caleb felt his blood growing hot, and he squeezed his coffee mug hard. Eric was silent, not wanting to interrupt Caleb while he was so fired-up.

"And the worst damn thing is, you can never get rid of them! You can vote 'em out of the presidency, the senate, the house, the mayor's office, the town council, and it never matters, another one springs up right in his place, like some kind of horrible, endless game of whack-a-mole. We voted for Wolf because we thought he would finally clean up the establishment, but it turned out he was part of it; Maybe even worse than the last president!
The fact of the matter is, as long as you have a two-party system in this country, the Democrats and the Republicans are gonna offer you lesser evils, because they can get away with it! To get real change in this country, you need REAL competition. Not some venal, establishment status-quo maintaining bands of swindlers that corrupt everything they touch!"

Caleb finally stopped, taking in a deep breath through his nose. His head was starting to clear, finally.
He buried his head in his arms. "Shit." He thought.

Eric, after a few seconds of silence, spoke up.
"Well, that was quite a rant." Eric chuckled, taking a sip from his water bottle.
"Yup." Caleb responded, his voice a little hoarse from his firey tirade.
"Y'know, you're sounding a bit like Wolf yourself there, with all of that talk about how bad the establishment is and whatnot."
Caleb would lift his head up, and perch it on his hand.
"I guess four years of him will do that to you, huh?" Caleb half-mumbled.
Eric chuckled, and took a look at his watch.

"We have time for about two more calls until the break. Maybe hold back with the big speech this time?" Eric would say, giving Caleb a playful punch in the arm.
"Sure thing." Caleb retorted, with a slightly sardonic tone. "Line's open; If you're looking to call in, the number is 252-331-7902."

Caleb leaned back in his chair and exhaled, before taking a sip of coffee.

4 HOURS LATER


Caleb put out his cigarette in the dirt.
He had been sitting in his favourite spot; In a little clearing outside the ranch, just by the banks of the Chowan River. The Bark of the tree against the back of his head was a little uncomfortable, so he shifted slightly, leaning his head forwards.
His little explosion during the broadcast today caused a number of complaints, and got him a pretty bad reprimand by WCNC'S ownership. They suspended him for the next two weeks, and said that if he did anything like that again while on the job, he'd be subject to disciplinary action. Which, in the context of the situation, seemed like an ultimatum to shut up about politics or get fired.
"It's a wonder they didn't send me off on the spot." He thought. Indeed, he would try and avoid it from now on. Even if they hadn't threatened him, he was pretty embarrassed after he finished the rant and calmed down, feeling that blowing up like that (especially during a live broadcast) would've turned away alot of viewers. In fact, he hadn't checked his social media all day, worried about the kind of reception it would have had among WCNC's listeners.

And yet..
Caleb took his phone out of his pocket, and looked at it's black screen for a couple moments. It had a few cracks from.. well, at this point, Caleb couldn't remember all the stupid shit he'd accidently done with it.
He pressed the power button, and after a little bit, it turned on, showing a lock screen which he dismissed with a simple swipe of his hand; Probably would've made it insanely easy to hack if someone ever got ahold of it, but Caleb was never really big into security or anything like that anyways.

He had alot of notifications. A couple missed calls, mostly from people he didn't know at all, and a few from his friends. He missed one from his mother, too..
"Shit." Caleb said to himself, scratching his head with his free hand.

He opened up his Twitter, and his eyes widened a little bit after it finished loading.
Apparently, somebody had been recording the broadcast during his explosive rant, and uploaded the video to social media, where it quickly began circulating among locals who had heard the broadcast, before spreading in Résistant circles, and ultimately being discovered and responded to by a number of political commentators in North Carolina, causing it to trend on twitter for a short time and go semi-viral.

He'd received hundreds of messages. Praise, death threats, and everything inbetween, so many that he couldn't even conceive of responding to them all.
After spending around a minute scrolling, he gave up and put his phone down with a sigh, looking up at the sky.

It was dark, by now. He could see an endless number of stars in the sky; His ranch was essentially as rural as you can get, so you could really take in the universe's beauty out there.
In addition, it was also cold. Feeling that his hands were starting to get a little stiff and numb, he decided to turn in.. He'd deal with whatever the hell this was turning into, later.
Picking up his phone, sliding it into his pocket, and standing up onto his feet, he surveyed the slow-moving river for a moment before going back inside.

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She nodded. "I'm aware, Governor. But it's worth talking about."

Grabbing a banana from her cavernous purse and peeling slowly, she asked, "So...I know we've got a few disagreements on the position and role of unions and organized labor. Were I to be appointed Labor Secretary, my inclination would be to strongly support them."


"I want someone who can push back against me on things... keep me honest and make me see the other side. I will give you time to convince and advise me on issues privately and frankly.... but at the end of the day I would expect you to follow the play I call and support me publicly."


"Mm." Kim munched on her banana, chewing thoughtfully. "That's what I would hope for. I expect we'd have a few conversations about the matter, but you're the boss."

She shrugged and dropped the banana peel into a Wal-Mart bag that functioned as her car trash bag, before pulling a second banana from her purse. "Regardless, if I don't run for Senate, I expect Mike--my husband--will. But I'm planning on it."
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"I want someone who can push back against me on things... keep me honest and make me see the other side. I will give you time to convince and advise me on issues privately and frankly.... but at the end of the day I would expect you to follow the play I call and support me publicly."


"Mm." Kim munched on her banana, chewing thoughtfully. "That's what I would hope for. I expect we'd have a few conversations about the matter, but you're the boss."

She shrugged and dropped the banana peel into a Wal-Mart bag that functioned as her car trash bag, before pulling a second banana from her purse. "Regardless, if I don't run for Senate, I expect Mike--my husband--will. But I'm planning on it."



Nate was somewhat concerned by the incredible speed which she ate the banana and then pulled another one out, as well as the rudeness of eating without offering him anything and speaking with her mouth full but again he said nothing, nor betrayed his thoughts.

"... Well if that is something your husband wants i'd be happy to support him... but you need to decide pretty soon either way."
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"Mm." Kim munched on her banana, chewing thoughtfully. "That's what I would hope for. I expect we'd have a few conversations about the matter, but you're the boss."

She shrugged and dropped the banana peel into a Wal-Mart bag that functioned as her car trash bag, before pulling a second banana from her purse. "Regardless, if I don't run for Senate, I expect Mike--my husband--will. But I'm planning on it."



Nate was somewhat concerned by the incredible speed which she ate the banana and then pulled another one out, as well as the rudeness of eating without offering him anything and speaking with her mouth full but again he said nothing, nor betrayed his thoughts.

"... Well if that is something your husband wants i'd be happy to support him... but you need to decide immediately to make the registration deadline either way."


"Indeed," Kim said, decidedly not speaking with her mouth full of banana, but instead speaking between swallows. "I'm going to register, don't worry. Oh, where are my manners?"

She reached into her purse again. "Do you want something? A banana? Gum? I keep snacks in here for when I'm stressed."
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Nate was somewhat concerned by the incredible speed which she ate the banana and then pulled another one out, as well as the rudeness of eating without offering him anything and speaking with her mouth full but again he said nothing, nor betrayed his thoughts.

"... Well if that is something your husband wants i'd be happy to support him... but you need to decide immediately to make the registration deadline either way."


"Indeed," Kim said, decidedly not speaking with her mouth full of banana, but instead speaking between swallows. "I'm going to register, don't worry. Oh, where are my manners?"

She reached into her purse again. "Do you want something? A banana? Gum? I keep snacks in here for when I'm stressed."



"No thank you... I should actually be getting back on the trail unless you wished to discuss something else?"
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"Indeed," Kim said, decidedly not speaking with her mouth full of banana, but instead speaking between swallows. "I'm going to register, don't worry. Oh, where are my manners?"

She reached into her purse again. "Do you want something? A banana? Gum? I keep snacks in here for when I'm stressed."



"No thank you... I should actually be getting back on the trail unless you wished to discuss something else?"


"No, I'm fine," Kim said brightly. "Max, take us back, please?"

Max circled the block again, stopping in front of the same building as before. Kim shook Richardson's hand firmly. "Well, I suppose I'll be seeing you later, Governor."
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"No thank you... I should actually be getting back on the trail unless you wished to discuss something else?"


"No, I'm fine," Kim said brightly. "Max, take us back, please?"

Max circled the block again, stopping in front of the same building as before. Kim shook Richardson's hand firmly. "Well, I suppose I'll be seeing you later, Governor."



"Take care, I look forward to your formal endorsement... Please let me know if you need anything." He shook her hand and left, immediately wiping off the detritus of the bananas now left on his hand.
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December 23, 2019


As Christmas was fastly approaching, the Renfus household was quite. The house was decorated, the children were fast asleep, this missus went to bed hours ago, meanwhile Chip was up late, watching the news and drinking beer as he looked over the Christmas cards that would be sent out in the morning to the bunch of cunts otherwise know as the members of the 2020 session of the Mississippi State House. He was still technically running for the Governorship after all, even if it's been known the majority of the chamber will vote come election day for a while now.

As he read over the cards and the letters that went along with them, making sure they were made a good argument for Renfus 2019 and had a good Christmas message to go along with it, he couldn't help but feel just a little bit tired. A wife he's been cheating on for who knows how long. A state that already rejected him once and will do it again in a few days time. Hell, the only good thing left in this state might as well be his kids and who the hell knows if he'd be able to get custody of them if a divorce does ends up happening.

Finishing up the letters and putting them aside, he paid some attention to the news. It was a segment talking about the upcoming contingent election. Looking at the time he sighed, finished off the last of his beer, turned off the TV, and headed upstairs. Maybe it was a good thing he wasn't going to be Governor. Hell, if Mississippi doesn't want him, a certain Republican Presidental candidate he endorsed does, and Chip is perfectly find taking on the cabinet position that was offered up to him and getting the hell out of the State for someplace better.

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Dentali wrote:"Please don't misunderstand I wasn't insinuating you didn't pay them, just saying people in your tax bracket.... Tax simplification is a huge achievement from the Wolf administration but we could go further... Did you have something specific in mind?"


"Well, that's the tricky part. For both targeting tax evasion, and for supporting people filing their returns, the IRS straight up needs more resources. Manpower and funding. It needs to be rebuilt. However, that's pretty bad politics, so my suggestion would be to ostensibly abolish and reform the IRS as a 'new' agency. Pretty simple sleight of hand but enough people will buy it and the people who need the help should get it. People visiting IRS offices for help shouldn't be stuck in interminable queues and so on. I could make the argument that we should join the rest of the world in not having people file their own tax returns but somehow I feel that the congressional GOP will miss their campaign contributions too much." He sighed, shaking his head. "If you want to rein in the tax cheats, if you want to help people take advantage of an improved tax regime and feel the benefits, the infrastructure must exist. And if I might make a further suggestion, find a Democrat to put in charge of it. That's a pretty firm firewall you can put in the way of any allusion that you're in the corporate pocket. If we want to fix taxes, Nate, we have to put ideology second and face up first to the fact it's broken and we broke it."
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