The Land of the Free: American Political Roleplay (IC II)

[The Orion Islands]

Colbert Twitter @EverittRigbyColbert
"Critical race theory serves no purpose except to divide Americans and lay the groundwork for the overthrow of our Constitutional and common law governments. While I maintain that James Burgun can barely be called a Republican, I applaud his efforts to root out its divisive influence from North Dakota and I will support efforts to bar it from being used by anyone receiving federal money."
Chambers Twitter @GovernorChambersNE
"James Burgun has delivered a brilliant plan to end the race baiting of the radicals who want this nation destroyed. I will look to his executive order as guidance once it comes out and bar critical race theory from being taught at the University of Nebraska, at all four campuses."

[Kargintina the Third]

Mudale Campaign Event
Huntsville, Alabama

Christina did one more event before she would take a break for the Holiday Season. She was in Huntsville, a massive Republican stronghold. Before speaking she visited several key sites throughout the city, including the U.S. Space and Rocket center, the First National Bank, and the Big Spring Park. It was in the park where she would give one of her usual speeches.

"Good evening Huntsville, it is so great to see ya'll proud Alabamans here tonight, all joined in our cause of crusading for our state's rights.

But before we go any further, I want us to have a brief moment of prayer for President Arnold Wolf, who as you know recently had to resign the office of the President due to an illness afflicting him. President Wolf was a true Conservative, Patriot and Christian who served our nation dutifully. Now please bow your head and join me:

Lord God, please look after and defend President Arnold Wolf as he does battle with cancer. Watch over him the same way he watched over us as President of our great nation. Lord, please also guide President Tawney as he takes up the office of President, help him to make the right decisions to defend our nation, our faith, and our families. Please also watch over us Americans in this time of need as we mourn the resignation of a great man. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

Now l want to tell you why I'm here tonight, but first, I wish to talk about ya'll! This is such an impressive, historic city! During World War II the US Army used this very land we are standing on for three different munitions sites to help fight the Nazis. After the war this city was used by NASA to help make rockets to send people up into space, just to spite the Red Menace over in Russia! If only our government would take the same stance on Socialists today huh?

The historic George C. Marshall Flight Center stands as a testimony to what Americans can accomplish. I feel everyone should be able to feel pride in both their state and their nation. And boy, do I feel proud to be American and an Alabaman!

But, despite the beauty, hard work and faith of the people of the great state of Alabama not all is well. A man who wishes to see us subjugated and neutered to the whims of the great political regime of DC holds one of our seats in the United States Senate!

Connecticut Callahan as I call him is just the example of the kind of New England Liberal we reject in this state. Marxist New England colleges and Coastal elitists are the only ones he serves. He is a full-blown liberal, no questions bout' it. He is against the Rebel Flag, in favor of abortions, and other horrific Liberal values. Gordon Callahan does not represent the values of our state, he embodies the far-left liberal values of New York, New England and California, not the Conservative values of Alabama.

This so called "Supreme Court", a far off group of Liberal Sycophants thinks they know what's best for us. Passing absurd violations of our state's rights like Roe V. Wade and Obergefell V. Hodges. I promise you, when I am the Senate I promise that I will only vote for a new Justice if they absolutely swear they will repeal both Obergefell and Roe. These horrific examples of Federal overreach is the exact thing I am here to fight against. A great cultural war is being waged against us Alabamans, with these far off Liberal such as (Not Ginsburg and Sotomayor) trying to push their views down on our state. Let me stand here and say I will be the bulwark against this Cultural Marxism. I will get true Conservative Justices on the court, I will get TRUE Christian, red-blooded Americans who will reject this culture war and respect our state's right to do as we please.

But Gordon Callahan won't do that. He will support these anti-Christian, anti-state rights decisions like Roe and Obergefell. He will ban your Rebel Flag, he will confiscate your AR-15, and he will force us to accept these Cultural Marxist views that New England Liberals want to force on us. He stands to claim for "dinner table values". I certainly don't wanna know what conversations Gordon has at his dinner table because those are some poor values!

When I am the Senate, I will preserve Law and Order. In the far off Liberal cities police are neutered and weakened with strict restrictions and lowered funding, but under my watch I will ensure Alabama has the most well funded and effective police there is! My father is a man of the law, and I know just how much it would mean to him and the victims of crimes that we crack down on crime and punish these offenders who the Liberal elitists want to give bail too and let run loose. Blue Lives Matter to me, and I will defend them from those who seek to do them harm. As District Attorney for Covington County I have always supported the law and those uphold it, and will continue to do so when I am Senator.

But keeping a well funded police force isn’t the only way I will defend Alabamans, but also from these damned criminals coming across our border! I will help our next Republican President to continue construction of President Wolf’s border wall, defending Americans from violent rapists and drug smugglers. If the Democrats had their way they will flood Alabama with illegal aliens from the South and dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, putting Alabaman lives at risk just to flip the state blue! Callahan thinks that us Alabamans are just gonna sit by and let him have his way with us, illegal aliens attacking and molesting our daughters, bringing drugs and violence into our communities while he leaches off their vote. I say no. I will not sit by and watch Alabaman communities be overrun with rapists and drug smugglers.

I will defend the death penalty for violent criminals, yet another aspect of our state the New England Liberals wish to do away with. When I am in the Senate my vote will be a firm no to any and all proposes to do away with or diminish the death penalty.

Under my leadership, Alabamans will witness a new level of economic freedom like never before seen. My proposals are simple, yet damned effective! Lower taxes, trade schools, and industrial development. These three key pillars will lead Alabama to a new height of economic prosperity. For too long have the working people of this state been trampled on and driven to economic ruin by excessive taxes and Liberals selling off jobs to the Chinese and illegal aliens. I will lower Alabaman's taxes to a new low and support trade schools that put real hard working Americans in jobs, not the people of other lands.

I support a hybrid, low-risk Social Security system. Alabamans will be able to invest some of their money into low-risk stock market funds. President Burke pioneered this idea, and I wish to see it in fruition. This is not privatization, it is a help system for all Alabamans to benefit from. I am absolutely furious about these left-wing politicians stealing the money of seniors, and I am ready to do something about it.

We reach a pivotal moment here in the history of our great state, we can continue to allow a Liberal Socialist who serves only the elites and distant New England college students to occupy our place in the highest body in the land, or we can move forward with a true Wolfist, Conservative, Police-supporting, Christian and proud southern gal who will return Alabama to the path it deserves. So raise your Rebel Flag high ya’ll, and vote out Connecticut Callahan! Vote Christina Mudale for United States Senator in 2020!”

After her speech, Christina had a booth prepared where she could take questions directly from Alabamans in attendance. She was dressed in casual clothing, a jacket, jeans and boots to give off the image of being an average middle-class woman. (OOC: You guys know the drill)

[Louisianan]

Colbert Twitter @EverittRigbyColbert
"Critical race theory serves no purpose except to divide Americans and lay the groundwork for the overthrow of our Constitutional and common law governments. While I maintain that James Burgun can barely be called a Republican, I applaud his efforts to root out its divisive influence from North Dakota and I will support efforts to bar it from being used by anyone receiving federal money."

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[The Orion Islands]

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Mudale Campaign Event
Huntsville, Alabama

Christina did one more event before she would take a break for the Holiday Season. She was in Huntsville, a massive Republican stronghold. Before speaking she visited several key sites throughout the city, including the U.S. Space and Rocket center, the First National Bank, and the Big Spring Park. It was in the park where she would give one of her usual speeches.

"Good evening Huntsville, it is so great to see ya'll proud Alabamans here tonight, all joined in our cause of crusading for our state's rights.

But before we go any further, I want us to have a brief moment of prayer for President Arnold Wolf, who as you know recently had to resign the office of the President due to an illness afflicting him. President Wolf was a true Conservative, Patriot and Christian who served our nation dutifully. Now please bow your head and join me:

Lord God, please look after and defend President Arnold Wolf as he does battle with cancer. Watch over him the same way he watched over us as President of our great nation. Lord, please also guide President Tawney as he takes up the office of President, help him to make the right decisions to defend our nation, our faith, and our families. Please also watch over us Americans in this time of need as we mourn the resignation of a great man. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

Now l want to tell you why I'm here tonight, but first, I wish to talk about ya'll! This is such an impressive, historic city! During World War II the US Army used this very land we are standing on for three different munitions sites to help fight the Nazis. After the war this city was used by NASA to help make rockets to send people up into space, just to spite the Red Menace over in Russia! If only our government would take the same stance on Socialists today huh?

The historic George C. Marshall Flight Center stands as a testimony to what Americans can accomplish. I feel everyone should be able to feel pride in both their state and their nation. And boy, do I feel proud to be American and an Alabaman!

But, despite the beauty, hard work and faith of the people of the great state of Alabama not all is well. A man who wishes to see us subjugated and neutered to the whims of the great political regime of DC holds one of our seats in the United States Senate!

Connecticut Callahan as I call him is just the example of the kind of New England Liberal we reject in this state. Marxist New England colleges and Coastal elitists are the only ones he serves. He is a full-blown liberal, no questions bout' it. He is against the Rebel Flag, in favor of abortions, and other horrific Liberal values. Gordon Callahan does not represent the values of our state, he embodies the far-left liberal values of New York, New England and California, not the Conservative values of Alabama.

This so called "Supreme Court", a far off group of Liberal Sycophants thinks they know what's best for us. Passing absurd violations of our state's rights like Roe V. Wade and Obergefell V. Hodges. I promise you, when I am the Senate I promise that I will only vote for a new Justice if they absolutely swear they will repeal both Obergefell and Roe. These horrific examples of Federal overreach is the exact thing I am here to fight against. A great cultural war is being waged against us Alabamans, with these far off Liberal such as (Not Ginsburg and Sotomayor) trying to push their views down on our state. Let me stand here and say I will be the bulwark against this Cultural Marxism. I will get true Conservative Justices on the court, I will get TRUE Christian, red-blooded Americans who will reject this culture war and respect our state's right to do as we please.

But Gordon Callahan won't do that. He will support these anti-Christian, anti-state rights decisions like Roe and Obergefell. He will ban your Rebel Flag, he will confiscate your AR-15, and he will force us to accept these Cultural Marxist views that New England Liberals want to force on us. He stands to claim for "dinner table values". I certainly don't wanna know what conversations Gordon has at his dinner table because those are some poor values!

When I am the Senate, I will preserve Law and Order. In the far off Liberal cities police are neutered and weakened with strict restrictions and lowered funding, but under my watch I will ensure Alabama has the most well funded and effective police there is! My father is a man of the law, and I know just how much it would mean to him and the victims of crimes that we crack down on crime and punish these offenders who the Liberal elitists want to give bail too and let run loose. Blue Lives Matter to me, and I will defend them from those who seek to do them harm. As District Attorney for Covington County I have always supported the law and those uphold it, and will continue to do so when I am Senator.

But keeping a well funded police force isn’t the only way I will defend Alabamans, but also from these damned criminals coming across our border! I will help our next Republican President to continue construction of President Wolf’s border wall, defending Americans from violent rapists and drug smugglers. If the Democrats had their way they will flood Alabama with illegal aliens from the South and dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, putting Alabaman lives at risk just to flip the state blue! Callahan thinks that us Alabamans are just gonna sit by and let him have his way with us, illegal aliens attacking and molesting our daughters, bringing drugs and violence into our communities while he leaches off their vote. I say no. I will not sit by and watch Alabaman communities be overrun with rapists and drug smugglers.

I will defend the death penalty for violent criminals, yet another aspect of our state the New England Liberals wish to do away with. When I am in the Senate my vote will be a firm no to any and all proposes to do away with or diminish the death penalty.

Under my leadership, Alabamans will witness a new level of economic freedom like never before seen. My proposals are simple, yet damned effective! Lower taxes, trade schools, and industrial development. These three key pillars will lead Alabama to a new height of economic prosperity. For too long have the working people of this state been trampled on and driven to economic ruin by excessive taxes and Liberals selling off jobs to the Chinese and illegal aliens. I will lower Alabaman's taxes to a new low and support trade schools that put real hard working Americans in jobs, not the people of other lands.

I support a hybrid, low-risk Social Security system. Alabamans will be able to invest some of their money into low-risk stock market funds. President Burke pioneered this idea, and I wish to see it in fruition. This is not privatization, it is a help system for all Alabamans to benefit from. I am absolutely furious about these left-wing politicians stealing the money of seniors, and I am ready to do something about it.

We reach a pivotal moment here in the history of our great state, we can continue to allow a Liberal Socialist who serves only the elites and distant New England college students to occupy our place in the highest body in the land, or we can move forward with a true Wolfist, Conservative, Police-supporting, Christian and proud southern gal who will return Alabama to the path it deserves. So raise your Rebel Flag high ya’ll, and vote out Connecticut Callahan! Vote Christina Mudale for United States Senator in 2020!”

After her speech, Christina had a booth prepared where she could take questions directly from Alabamans in attendance. She was dressed in casual clothing, a jacket, jeans and boots to give off the image of being an average middle-class woman. (OOC: You guys know the drill)

A 70 year old man wearing a Porter 2020 hat and shirt asks a question.
"Yes, what's your stance on Crooked Caroline's and Puppet Rick's coup against Wolf? And how are you going to ensure that they don't try and coup Bernie Porter when he wins?"

[Kargintina the Third]

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Mudale Campaign Event
Huntsville, Alabama

Christina did one more event before she would take a break for the Holiday Season. She was in Huntsville, a massive Republican stronghold. Before speaking she visited several key sites throughout the city, including the U.S. Space and Rocket center, the First National Bank, and the Big Spring Park. It was in the park where she would give one of her usual speeches.

"Good evening Huntsville, it is so great to see ya'll proud Alabamans here tonight, all joined in our cause of crusading for our state's rights.

But before we go any further, I want us to have a brief moment of prayer for President Arnold Wolf, who as you know recently had to resign the office of the President due to an illness afflicting him. President Wolf was a true Conservative, Patriot and Christian who served our nation dutifully. Now please bow your head and join me:

Lord God, please look after and defend President Arnold Wolf as he does battle with cancer. Watch over him the same way he watched over us as President of our great nation. Lord, please also guide President Tawney as he takes up the office of President, help him to make the right decisions to defend our nation, our faith, and our families. Please also watch over us Americans in this time of need as we mourn the resignation of a great man. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

Now l want to tell you why I'm here tonight, but first, I wish to talk about ya'll! This is such an impressive, historic city! During World War II the US Army used this very land we are standing on for three different munitions sites to help fight the Nazis. After the war this city was used by NASA to help make rockets to send people up into space, just to spite the Red Menace over in Russia! If only our government would take the same stance on Socialists today huh?

The historic George C. Marshall Flight Center stands as a testimony to what Americans can accomplish. I feel everyone should be able to feel pride in both their state and their nation. And boy, do I feel proud to be American and an Alabaman!

But, despite the beauty, hard work and faith of the people of the great state of Alabama not all is well. A man who wishes to see us subjugated and neutered to the whims of the great political regime of DC holds one of our seats in the United States Senate!

Connecticut Callahan as I call him is just the example of the kind of New England Liberal we reject in this state. Marxist New England colleges and Coastal elitists are the only ones he serves. He is a full-blown liberal, no questions bout' it. He is against the Rebel Flag, in favor of abortions, and other horrific Liberal values. Gordon Callahan does not represent the values of our state, he embodies the far-left liberal values of New York, New England and California, not the Conservative values of Alabama.

This so called "Supreme Court", a far off group of Liberal Sycophants thinks they know what's best for us. Passing absurd violations of our state's rights like Roe V. Wade and Obergefell V. Hodges. I promise you, when I am the Senate I promise that I will only vote for a new Justice if they absolutely swear they will repeal both Obergefell and Roe. These horrific examples of Federal overreach is the exact thing I am here to fight against. A great cultural war is being waged against us Alabamans, with these far off Liberal such as (Not Ginsburg and Sotomayor) trying to push their views down on our state. Let me stand here and say I will be the bulwark against this Cultural Marxism. I will get true Conservative Justices on the court, I will get TRUE Christian, red-blooded Americans who will reject this culture war and respect our state's right to do as we please.

But Gordon Callahan won't do that. He will support these anti-Christian, anti-state rights decisions like Roe and Obergefell. He will ban your Rebel Flag, he will confiscate your AR-15, and he will force us to accept these Cultural Marxist views that New England Liberals want to force on us. He stands to claim for "dinner table values". I certainly don't wanna know what conversations Gordon has at his dinner table because those are some poor values!

When I am the Senate, I will preserve Law and Order. In the far off Liberal cities police are neutered and weakened with strict restrictions and lowered funding, but under my watch I will ensure Alabama has the most well funded and effective police there is! My father is a man of the law, and I know just how much it would mean to him and the victims of crimes that we crack down on crime and punish these offenders who the Liberal elitists want to give bail too and let run loose. Blue Lives Matter to me, and I will defend them from those who seek to do them harm. As District Attorney for Covington County I have always supported the law and those uphold it, and will continue to do so when I am Senator.

But keeping a well funded police force isn’t the only way I will defend Alabamans, but also from these damned criminals coming across our border! I will help our next Republican President to continue construction of President Wolf’s border wall, defending Americans from violent rapists and drug smugglers. If the Democrats had their way they will flood Alabama with illegal aliens from the South and dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, putting Alabaman lives at risk just to flip the state blue! Callahan thinks that us Alabamans are just gonna sit by and let him have his way with us, illegal aliens attacking and molesting our daughters, bringing drugs and violence into our communities while he leaches off their vote. I say no. I will not sit by and watch Alabaman communities be overrun with rapists and drug smugglers.

I will defend the death penalty for violent criminals, yet another aspect of our state the New England Liberals wish to do away with. When I am in the Senate my vote will be a firm no to any and all proposes to do away with or diminish the death penalty.

Under my leadership, Alabamans will witness a new level of economic freedom like never before seen. My proposals are simple, yet damned effective! Lower taxes, trade schools, and industrial development. These three key pillars will lead Alabama to a new height of economic prosperity. For too long have the working people of this state been trampled on and driven to economic ruin by excessive taxes and Liberals selling off jobs to the Chinese and illegal aliens. I will lower Alabaman's taxes to a new low and support trade schools that put real hard working Americans in jobs, not the people of other lands.

I support a hybrid, low-risk Social Security system. Alabamans will be able to invest some of their money into low-risk stock market funds. President Burke pioneered this idea, and I wish to see it in fruition. This is not privatization, it is a help system for all Alabamans to benefit from. I am absolutely furious about these left-wing politicians stealing the money of seniors, and I am ready to do something about it.

We reach a pivotal moment here in the history of our great state, we can continue to allow a Liberal Socialist who serves only the elites and distant New England college students to occupy our place in the highest body in the land, or we can move forward with a true Wolfist, Conservative, Police-supporting, Christian and proud southern gal who will return Alabama to the path it deserves. So raise your Rebel Flag high ya’ll, and vote out Connecticut Callahan! Vote Christina Mudale for United States Senator in 2020!”

After her speech, Christina had a booth prepared where she could take questions directly from Alabamans in attendance. She was dressed in casual clothing, a jacket, jeans and boots to give off the image of being an average middle-class woman. (OOC: You guys know the drill)

A 70 year old man wearing a Porter 2020 hat and shirt asks a question.
"Yes, what's your stance on Crooked Caroline's and Puppet Rick's coup against Wolf? And how are you going to ensure that they don't try and coup Bernie Porter when he wins?"

“I do not believe there was any action by Speaker Simone or President Tawney to make Arnold Wolf resign from office. I will absolutely respect the outcome of the 2020 election and support whoever is elected President, Sir.”

[The Orion Islands]

A 70 year old man wearing a Porter 2020 hat and shirt asks a question.
"Yes, what's your stance on Crooked Caroline's and Puppet Rick's coup against Wolf? And how are you going to ensure that they don't try and coup Bernie Porter when he wins?"

“I do not believe there was any action by Speaker Simone or President Tawney to make Arnold Wolf resign from office. I will absolutely respect the outcome of the 2020 election and support whoever is elected President, Sir.”

"So, Massachusetts Mudale, who will you support for the Presidency?"

[Louisianan]

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Mudale Campaign Event
Huntsville, Alabama

Christina did one more event before she would take a break for the Holiday Season. She was in Huntsville, a massive Republican stronghold. Before speaking she visited several key sites throughout the city, including the U.S. Space and Rocket center, the First National Bank, and the Big Spring Park. It was in the park where she would give one of her usual speeches.

"Good evening Huntsville, it is so great to see ya'll proud Alabamans here tonight, all joined in our cause of crusading for our state's rights.

But before we go any further, I want us to have a brief moment of prayer for President Arnold Wolf, who as you know recently had to resign the office of the President due to an illness afflicting him. President Wolf was a true Conservative, Patriot and Christian who served our nation dutifully. Now please bow your head and join me:

Lord God, please look after and defend President Arnold Wolf as he does battle with cancer. Watch over him the same way he watched over us as President of our great nation. Lord, please also guide President Tawney as he takes up the office of President, help him to make the right decisions to defend our nation, our faith, and our families. Please also watch over us Americans in this time of need as we mourn the resignation of a great man. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

Now l want to tell you why I'm here tonight, but first, I wish to talk about ya'll! This is such an impressive, historic city! During World War II the US Army used this very land we are standing on for three different munitions sites to help fight the Nazis. After the war this city was used by NASA to help make rockets to send people up into space, just to spite the Red Menace over in Russia! If only our government would take the same stance on Socialists today huh?

The historic George C. Marshall Flight Center stands as a testimony to what Americans can accomplish. I feel everyone should be able to feel pride in both their state and their nation. And boy, do I feel proud to be American and an Alabaman!

But, despite the beauty, hard work and faith of the people of the great state of Alabama not all is well. A man who wishes to see us subjugated and neutered to the whims of the great political regime of DC holds one of our seats in the United States Senate!

Connecticut Callahan as I call him is just the example of the kind of New England Liberal we reject in this state. Marxist New England colleges and Coastal elitists are the only ones he serves. He is a full-blown liberal, no questions bout' it. He is against the Rebel Flag, in favor of abortions, and other horrific Liberal values. Gordon Callahan does not represent the values of our state, he embodies the far-left liberal values of New York, New England and California, not the Conservative values of Alabama.

This so called "Supreme Court", a far off group of Liberal Sycophants thinks they know what's best for us. Passing absurd violations of our state's rights like Roe V. Wade and Obergefell V. Hodges. I promise you, when I am the Senate I promise that I will only vote for a new Justice if they absolutely swear they will repeal both Obergefell and Roe. These horrific examples of Federal overreach is the exact thing I am here to fight against. A great cultural war is being waged against us Alabamans, with these far off Liberal such as (Not Ginsburg and Sotomayor) trying to push their views down on our state. Let me stand here and say I will be the bulwark against this Cultural Marxism. I will get true Conservative Justices on the court, I will get TRUE Christian, red-blooded Americans who will reject this culture war and respect our state's right to do as we please.

But Gordon Callahan won't do that. He will support these anti-Christian, anti-state rights decisions like Roe and Obergefell. He will ban your Rebel Flag, he will confiscate your AR-15, and he will force us to accept these Cultural Marxist views that New England Liberals want to force on us. He stands to claim for "dinner table values". I certainly don't wanna know what conversations Gordon has at his dinner table because those are some poor values!

When I am the Senate, I will preserve Law and Order. In the far off Liberal cities police are neutered and weakened with strict restrictions and lowered funding, but under my watch I will ensure Alabama has the most well funded and effective police there is! My father is a man of the law, and I know just how much it would mean to him and the victims of crimes that we crack down on crime and punish these offenders who the Liberal elitists want to give bail too and let run loose. Blue Lives Matter to me, and I will defend them from those who seek to do them harm. As District Attorney for Covington County I have always supported the law and those uphold it, and will continue to do so when I am Senator.

But keeping a well funded police force isn’t the only way I will defend Alabamans, but also from these damned criminals coming across our border! I will help our next Republican President to continue construction of President Wolf’s border wall, defending Americans from violent rapists and drug smugglers. If the Democrats had their way they will flood Alabama with illegal aliens from the South and dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, putting Alabaman lives at risk just to flip the state blue! Callahan thinks that us Alabamans are just gonna sit by and let him have his way with us, illegal aliens attacking and molesting our daughters, bringing drugs and violence into our communities while he leaches off their vote. I say no. I will not sit by and watch Alabaman communities be overrun with rapists and drug smugglers.

I will defend the death penalty for violent criminals, yet another aspect of our state the New England Liberals wish to do away with. When I am in the Senate my vote will be a firm no to any and all proposes to do away with or diminish the death penalty.

Under my leadership, Alabamans will witness a new level of economic freedom like never before seen. My proposals are simple, yet damned effective! Lower taxes, trade schools, and industrial development. These three key pillars will lead Alabama to a new height of economic prosperity. For too long have the working people of this state been trampled on and driven to economic ruin by excessive taxes and Liberals selling off jobs to the Chinese and illegal aliens. I will lower Alabaman's taxes to a new low and support trade schools that put real hard working Americans in jobs, not the people of other lands.

I support a hybrid, low-risk Social Security system. Alabamans will be able to invest some of their money into low-risk stock market funds. President Burke pioneered this idea, and I wish to see it in fruition. This is not privatization, it is a help system for all Alabamans to benefit from. I am absolutely furious about these left-wing politicians stealing the money of seniors, and I am ready to do something about it.

We reach a pivotal moment here in the history of our great state, we can continue to allow a Liberal Socialist who serves only the elites and distant New England college students to occupy our place in the highest body in the land, or we can move forward with a true Wolfist, Conservative, Police-supporting, Christian and proud southern gal who will return Alabama to the path it deserves. So raise your Rebel Flag high ya’ll, and vote out Connecticut Callahan! Vote Christina Mudale for United States Senator in 2020!”

After her speech, Christina had a booth prepared where she could take questions directly from Alabamans in attendance. She was dressed in casual clothing, a jacket, jeans and boots to give off the image of being an average middle-class woman. (OOC: You guys know the drill)

A Forty year old man with overalls asks a question,
"Are you gonna let them yankee's take over our state and take our flag? I want my confederate flag to hang proud as a sign of my heritage."

[Kargintina the Third]

“I do not believe there was any action by Speaker Simone or President Tawney to make Arnold Wolf resign from office. I will absolutely respect the outcome of the 2020 election and support whoever is elected President, Sir.”

"So, Massachusetts Mudale, who will you support for the Presidency?"

“I have not yet endorsed any specific candidate for President. I have watched the campaigns of Secretary Porter and Governor Richardson closely and plan to support whomever is the nominee after the Convention.”

[Kargintina the Third]

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Mudale Campaign Event
Huntsville, Alabama

Christina did one more event before she would take a break for the Holiday Season. She was in Huntsville, a massive Republican stronghold. Before speaking she visited several key sites throughout the city, including the U.S. Space and Rocket center, the First National Bank, and the Big Spring Park. It was in the park where she would give one of her usual speeches.

"Good evening Huntsville, it is so great to see ya'll proud Alabamans here tonight, all joined in our cause of crusading for our state's rights.

But before we go any further, I want us to have a brief moment of prayer for President Arnold Wolf, who as you know recently had to resign the office of the President due to an illness afflicting him. President Wolf was a true Conservative, Patriot and Christian who served our nation dutifully. Now please bow your head and join me:

Lord God, please look after and defend President Arnold Wolf as he does battle with cancer. Watch over him the same way he watched over us as President of our great nation. Lord, please also guide President Tawney as he takes up the office of President, help him to make the right decisions to defend our nation, our faith, and our families. Please also watch over us Americans in this time of need as we mourn the resignation of a great man. In Jesus' name we pray, Amen.

Now l want to tell you why I'm here tonight, but first, I wish to talk about ya'll! This is such an impressive, historic city! During World War II the US Army used this very land we are standing on for three different munitions sites to help fight the Nazis. After the war this city was used by NASA to help make rockets to send people up into space, just to spite the Red Menace over in Russia! If only our government would take the same stance on Socialists today huh?

The historic George C. Marshall Flight Center stands as a testimony to what Americans can accomplish. I feel everyone should be able to feel pride in both their state and their nation. And boy, do I feel proud to be American and an Alabaman!

But, despite the beauty, hard work and faith of the people of the great state of Alabama not all is well. A man who wishes to see us subjugated and neutered to the whims of the great political regime of DC holds one of our seats in the United States Senate!

Connecticut Callahan as I call him is just the example of the kind of New England Liberal we reject in this state. Marxist New England colleges and Coastal elitists are the only ones he serves. He is a full-blown liberal, no questions bout' it. He is against the Rebel Flag, in favor of abortions, and other horrific Liberal values. Gordon Callahan does not represent the values of our state, he embodies the far-left liberal values of New York, New England and California, not the Conservative values of Alabama.

This so called "Supreme Court", a far off group of Liberal Sycophants thinks they know what's best for us. Passing absurd violations of our state's rights like Roe V. Wade and Obergefell V. Hodges. I promise you, when I am the Senate I promise that I will only vote for a new Justice if they absolutely swear they will repeal both Obergefell and Roe. These horrific examples of Federal overreach is the exact thing I am here to fight against. A great cultural war is being waged against us Alabamans, with these far off Liberal such as (Not Ginsburg and Sotomayor) trying to push their views down on our state. Let me stand here and say I will be the bulwark against this Cultural Marxism. I will get true Conservative Justices on the court, I will get TRUE Christian, red-blooded Americans who will reject this culture war and respect our state's right to do as we please.

But Gordon Callahan won't do that. He will support these anti-Christian, anti-state rights decisions like Roe and Obergefell. He will ban your Rebel Flag, he will confiscate your AR-15, and he will force us to accept these Cultural Marxist views that New England Liberals want to force on us. He stands to claim for "dinner table values". I certainly don't wanna know what conversations Gordon has at his dinner table because those are some poor values!

When I am the Senate, I will preserve Law and Order. In the far off Liberal cities police are neutered and weakened with strict restrictions and lowered funding, but under my watch I will ensure Alabama has the most well funded and effective police there is! My father is a man of the law, and I know just how much it would mean to him and the victims of crimes that we crack down on crime and punish these offenders who the Liberal elitists want to give bail too and let run loose. Blue Lives Matter to me, and I will defend them from those who seek to do them harm. As District Attorney for Covington County I have always supported the law and those uphold it, and will continue to do so when I am Senator.

But keeping a well funded police force isn’t the only way I will defend Alabamans, but also from these damned criminals coming across our border! I will help our next Republican President to continue construction of President Wolf’s border wall, defending Americans from violent rapists and drug smugglers. If the Democrats had their way they will flood Alabama with illegal aliens from the South and dangerous terrorists from the Middle East, putting Alabaman lives at risk just to flip the state blue! Callahan thinks that us Alabamans are just gonna sit by and let him have his way with us, illegal aliens attacking and molesting our daughters, bringing drugs and violence into our communities while he leaches off their vote. I say no. I will not sit by and watch Alabaman communities be overrun with rapists and drug smugglers.

I will defend the death penalty for violent criminals, yet another aspect of our state the New England Liberals wish to do away with. When I am in the Senate my vote will be a firm no to any and all proposes to do away with or diminish the death penalty.

Under my leadership, Alabamans will witness a new level of economic freedom like never before seen. My proposals are simple, yet damned effective! Lower taxes, trade schools, and industrial development. These three key pillars will lead Alabama to a new height of economic prosperity. For too long have the working people of this state been trampled on and driven to economic ruin by excessive taxes and Liberals selling off jobs to the Chinese and illegal aliens. I will lower Alabaman's taxes to a new low and support trade schools that put real hard working Americans in jobs, not the people of other lands.

I support a hybrid, low-risk Social Security system. Alabamans will be able to invest some of their money into low-risk stock market funds. President Burke pioneered this idea, and I wish to see it in fruition. This is not privatization, it is a help system for all Alabamans to benefit from. I am absolutely furious about these left-wing politicians stealing the money of seniors, and I am ready to do something about it.

We reach a pivotal moment here in the history of our great state, we can continue to allow a Liberal Socialist who serves only the elites and distant New England college students to occupy our place in the highest body in the land, or we can move forward with a true Wolfist, Conservative, Police-supporting, Christian and proud southern gal who will return Alabama to the path it deserves. So raise your Rebel Flag high ya’ll, and vote out Connecticut Callahan! Vote Christina Mudale for United States Senator in 2020!”

After her speech, Christina had a booth prepared where she could take questions directly from Alabamans in attendance. She was dressed in casual clothing, a jacket, jeans and boots to give off the image of being an average middle-class woman. (OOC: You guys know the drill)

A Forty year old man with overalls asks a question,
"Are you gonna let them yankee's take over our state and take our flag? I want my confederate flag to hang proud as a sign of my heritage."

“Of course not sir. The Rebel Flag is a symbol of Southern pride and heritage, not hate. I will defend every Alabaman’s right to fly the Stars and Bars.”

[Dentali]

"So, Massachusetts Mudale, who will you support for the Presidency?"

“I have not yet endorsed any specific candidate for President. I have watched the campaigns of Secretary Porter and Governor Richardson closely and plan to support whomever is the nominee after the Convention.”

“If elected would have you be willing to work with Democrats on an infrastructure package? If so what would you like it to include?”

[Kargintina the Third]

“I have not yet endorsed any specific candidate for President. I have watched the campaigns of Secretary Porter and Governor Richardson closely and plan to support whomever is the nominee after the Convention.”

“If elected would have you be willing to work with Democrats on an infrastructure package? If so what would you like it to include?”

“Yes I would. The absolute main focus on the bill would be bridges and roads, especially like the bridge in Maplesville which is rapidly deteriorating and poses a direct safety threat to commuters trying to get to work.”

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

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Diehl Press Conference
Phoenix, Arizona
December 18th, 2019

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"Mr Vice President, what do you think about Tawney becoming interim President?"

Vinnie blinked before chuckling. "Clear your ears buddy, clean 'em cause I think I just answered that question." he said, kindly smiling at the reporter. "But look, here's what I think. Here's what I think: I think President Tawney has some big weight on his shoulders. He's got to get our country back on track. Congress has been working. No. The House has been working. They've been delivering their mandate for the American people. And right now, that means passing legislation that finally gives every American a fair shot. So I hope the President gets on that, lots of great bills are ready to get signed. And he needs to sign them. He has a duty to serve and serve well."

"Mr. Vice President, do you have any comments on the current state of the Presidental Primaries?"

"Which one?" he asked with a laugh, looking around as he pointed at the reporter chuckling along with his aides. "No, but in all seriousness...in all seriousness, there's been a bunch of crap from that Porter fellow. And look, my sons have served in our nation's armed forces. Heck, my own brother served! So god bless our troops!" he said with force and determination. "But Porter...Porter...Porter, he's just downright wrong. Wrong about how he wants to treat immigrants, treat the blacks and Hispanics, wrong about wanting to control the bodies of women. And to me, that's downright terrible. And look, he can try to explain whatever the hell he's trying to do. But his beliefs, his antics, his association of white supremacy, it is what it is because he is who he is. Period."

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

Vinnie Diehl
@TheRealDiehl

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"And look, [Porter] can try to explain whatever the hell he's trying to do. But his beliefs, his antics, his association [to] white supremacy, it is what it is because he is who he is. Period."

[Bruke]

The Room, again -but not the movie- for the very very last time

Sensing the interest of the others dying down again, Karel decided now was the time to bring up the last major item he wanted to discuss in the Caucus meeting before wrapping things up.

"There's one last major issue I'd like to discuss. Senator Kelly summed up who and what we should be voting against, but with our numbers that won't be enough to block as much of the GOP agenda as we need to. To that end, I'd direct your attention to the manila folders in front of you..."

Karel opened his folder, as he revealed the contests of the list inside.

(OOC: There's a manila folder where everyone is sitting, just roll with it if you catch my drift)

[New Cobastheia]

"Well thank you for that, both the sorriness and the thoughts and the prayers, I'll be sure to spread the message to the rest of the family."

“It’s quite alright, Madam First Lady...” Volker said, pausing for a brief moment before then continuing.

“Madam First Lady, if there is anything that I might be able to do during this time then please don’t hesitate to ask, my office door is always open.” The House Minority Leader said earnestly.

"Well, that is most definitely good to know," Eliza responded, "And you know what, there is something that I think you might be able to do. Back when I was still the incumbent First Lady, I was planning on calling on Congress to increase funding for research into brain cancer and other brain disorders and all that, any chance you'd have any idea what the mood of the caucus would be on a bill like that?"

[Federal States of Xathuecia]

The Room, again -but not the movie- for the very very last time

Sensing the interest of the others dying down again, Karel decided now was the time to bring up the last major item he wanted to discuss in the Caucus meeting before wrapping things up.

"There's one last major issue I'd like to discuss. Senator Kelly summed up who and what we should be voting against, but with our numbers that won't be enough to block as much of the GOP agenda as we need to. To that end, I'd direct your attention to the manila folders in front of you..."

Karel opened his folder, as he revealed the contests of the list inside.

(OOC: There's a manila folder where everyone is sitting, just roll with it if you catch my drift)

Sullivan opened the folder quizzically.

[New Cobastheia]

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Diehl Press Conference
Phoenix, Arizona
December 18th, 2019

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"Mr. Vice President, do you have any comments on the current state of the Presidental Primaries?"

"Which one?" he asked with a laugh, looking around as he pointed at the reporter chuckling along with his aides. "No, but in all seriousness...in all seriousness, there's been a bunch of crap from that Porter fellow. And look, my sons have served in our nation's armed forces. Heck, my own brother served! So god bless our troops!" he said with force and determination. "But Porter...Porter...Porter, he's just downright wrong. Wrong about how he wants to treat immigrants, treat the blacks and Hispanics, wrong about wanting to control the bodies of women. And to me, that's downright terrible. And look, he can try to explain whatever the hell he's trying to do. But his beliefs, his antics, his association of white supremacy, it is what it is because he is who he is. Period."

"Good to know Mr. Vice President, but I was hoping you could tell us how you also feel about the Democratic primary."

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

James Burgun
@RoughriderGovernor
People talk about how the Republican Party is a very discriminatory party, but look at the facts! The Republican Party 100% fights for equal treatment under the law. For example, we very strongly DESTROYED affirmative action, a very unfair policy that is very discriminatory toward Whites and Asians, and causes mismatch for Blacks and Hispanics. It is very unfair. Democrats are the ones that campaign for preferential treatment based on skin color!

[Greater Arab State]

“It’s quite alright, Madam First Lady...” Volker said, pausing for a brief moment before then continuing.

“Madam First Lady, if there is anything that I might be able to do during this time then please don’t hesitate to ask, my office door is always open.” The House Minority Leader said earnestly.

"Well, that is most definitely good to know," Eliza responded, "And you know what, there is something that I think you might be able to do. Back when I was still the incumbent First Lady, I was planning on calling on Congress to increase funding for research into brain cancer and other brain disorders and all that, any chance you'd have any idea what the mood of the caucus would be on a bill like that?"

Thomas nodded as Eliza spoke before he replied.

“I think that is something the House Republican Conference would be in favour of. I certainly am but I’ll check and confirm I with you once I know for certain, Madam First Lady.”

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

James Burgun
@RoughriderGovernor
Nationalism is a very good thing, it is only the very evil liberal professors in colleges who say it is a bad thing.

[Puertollano]

Las Vegas, Nevada

A certain Mayor was waiting in her office for a guest to arrive...

[The Orion Islands]

Colbert Twitter @EverittRigbyColbert
"Here's a few questions for the pro choice movement: Why do blacks account for 38 percent of abortions despite being 13 percent of the population? Why does abortion do so much more harm to colored communities than white communities? Why aren't we supporting the most vulnerable women in our country? Is there a racial element of abortion that needs to be discussed?"

[Sarenium]

James Burgun
@RoughriderGovernor
Nationalism is a very good thing, it is only the very evil liberal professors in colleges who say it is a bad thing.

Jillian choked on her wine for a moment and frowned, "has he de-capitalized a word?" she asked her husband who nodded slowly.

"Did you find out who he's riding?"

"Or what," Jillian smirked.

[Dentali]

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Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C.
December 17th, 2019

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"Hello Governor, please sit down. And please, call me Frankie." she responded with a smile as she offered her hand. "I'm glad you were able to take a break from your busy campaign schedule to come and talk with me. I hope I can get to know where your priorities lie and perhaps you too can learn where my own goals are. Because despite our different views and different letters next to our names on the ballot, I have always been a strong believer Americans deserve public servants that work together, not against each other." It was a rather simplistic statement, almost cut straight from some interview she had given or a townhall, but it was more representative of her strongly held belief to cut through the bull and get to work. Trite but authentic.

Nate laughs a bit and sits "Don't tell my party but I feel the same way.... I do feel their is a sort of... silent exhausted majority in the country ready to see people like you and i working together... at any rate whether or not I win the nomination and the presidency I see no issue with a strong working relationship with you.... Anyway i'm an open book, what would you like to speak about?"

[Louisianan]

Televised Campaign Commercial
Run Date: December 21st- December 30th, 2020

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"Hello Folks! I understand that in the times we live in, people have lives and can't make it out to a speech, so today, I figured I would come to you. Our nation is under attack by democrats who will stop at nothing until they control the entire country, I want to stop this.

I come to you today, to ask a favor. I would like you, to vote for me in the 2020 US Senatorial Election, I will put the brakes on any attempt by the Democrats to control Louisiana. I would also like to offer my full endorsement to a certain presidential candidate. If he wins, I am sure he will be known as "The People's President" I'm sure all of you know who I'm talking about, the honest, the brilliant, the great, Mr. Nate Richardson. With your help, he can become president, and we can live in a country where Family Values come first. Where our kids, can go outside and play without us having to be worried that they are going to be kidnapped, or worse. Where we, the average everyday American are put first.

If I am elected into the Senate in 2020, I can assure you, I will do my absolute best to represent our state in the Senate. If Nate Richardson is elected in 2020, I can also assure you, this country will stand tall again! I want all of you, right now, to go out and get registered, be prepared to vote when the time comes. I hope I can count on your vote, I also hope Mr. Richardson can count on your vote. Thank You, and God Bless!"

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